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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ABSOLUTE MADMAN SESSIONS EDITION

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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
https://www.whitehouse.gov
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
https://publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
http://pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania cheered as they board AF1 for Paris 7/12/17
https://youtu.be/VfNA3x4sFbw
>WH Video - Faulty Numbers = Faulty Results 7/12/17
https://youtu.be/fPixk9_wgZk
>Pres Trump on CBN 7/12/17
https://youtu.be/bCMBe6dzsbM
>VP Pence speaks w/Small Biz Owners 7/12/17
https://youtu.be/_KDQYR-kz1o
>Def Sec C.H.A.O.S Mattis meets w/Croatians @ DoD 7/12/17
https://youtu.be/wTiPADGLFdI
>VP Pence rally in Lexington KY 7/12/17
https://youtu.be/7fLlSd-Oz0A
>VP Pence @ Natl Student Leadership Conf 7/12/17
https://youtu.be/4VsQAtc2Hsk
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, audio only) 7/12/17
https://youtu.be/3KijJvXhN24
>Chris Wray Confirmation Hearing for FBI Dir 7/12/17
https://youtu.be/4NLK4fTGN9g
>Don Jr on Hannity 7/11/17
https://youtu.be/fTx7K_YxSxc
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
http://pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
http://pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Trump & Women
https://youtu.be/DOwpW8cv730
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
https://youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
https://youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
https://youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
https://youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
https://youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
https://youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
https://youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
https://youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
https://youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
https://youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
https://youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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Big if true.
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>>133514071
https://twitter.com/foxnews/status/885556360536096770
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What's my name?
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>>133514071
Yikes
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>>133514157
Shawn?
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>>133514071
Is anyone really surprised by this?
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>>133514071
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Anyone got some reddit salt?
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*inhales*

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, he can't hold the tune for shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQGwES5ZGiU
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HILLORY IS THE REAL PRESIDINT! WHEN DRUFMF IS EMPEECHED HILLORY WILL BECOME THE PRESIDINT! STUPID RETARTS!
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I'm glad this Russia nonsense is finally over
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Reminder that France is NOT our oldest ally, Russia is.
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>>133514163
lmao
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>>133514071
How can you fuck up this bad?
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>>133514221
it's not gonna be over until trump is rotting in prison, kid
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Oldest ally
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>>133514262
Who cares? Police officers are mostly dropouts that deserve a hard life.
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>>133514213
Wtf is up with his David Lynch hair?
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>>133514071
This is fake news orchestrated by the russian hackers to discredit the good people of CNN
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OH, FUCK, WAPO FOUND US OUT
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>>133514071

Oof
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>>133514262
what the fug is a diversity officer...?
a cunt who goes around saying "fuck white people?"
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>>133514331
Who cares that the entire black population lives as leeches on whites?
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https://www.wsj.com/articles/introducing-maganomics-1499899298

M A G A N O M I C S

based mick mulvaney.
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rake me now sempai
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>>133514213
I. I've been looking inside. And I've been horrified by what I saw.
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>>133514262
Cops would make that much too if they were friends with a few bergs in high places
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>>133514213
I

IVE BEEN LOOKING INSIDE

AND IM TERRRRIFIED

OF WHAT I SAW
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What's his endgame?
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>>133514416
(If you're white)Grab your SKS and go inna US.
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>>133514262

No shit? I'm in the wrong line of work.
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>>133514396
>subscription blocked
???
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>>133514396

Archive the links, nigger
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>>133514262
Proofs?
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BLOWOUT CALENDAR

WEEK 25 OF TRUMP'S REIGN

GET ME PAST THE THUMBNAIL

===========================

Two scoops, two genders, two terms.

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MONDAY JULY 10TH
#1. BUILD THE WALL: https://archive.is/iuki9
#2. ISRAEL BACKS HUNGARY AGAINST SOROS: https://archive.is/qDGSl
#3. TRUMP BRAGS ON MOSUL: https://archive.is/Ieaci
#4. CLEAROUT AT VA: https://archive.is/b0nbk

TUESDAY JULY 11TH
#1. BUILD THE WALL: $1.6B IN DHS FUNDING: https://archive.is/LLADg
#2. SENATE RECESS CURTAILED: https://archive.is/Drjrs
#3. DON JR. SCOOPS NYT: https://archive.is/8w7iC
#4. TRUMP GOES HARD ON OBSTRUCTIONISM: https://archive.is/revoZ

WEDNESDAY JULY 12TH
#1. DRILL BABY DRILL! OIL EXPORTER BY 2020: https://archive.is/AWmUg
#2. DACA ABOUT TO BE BTFO BY TEXAN POSSE: https://archive.is/UyVnC
#3. MUH RUSSIA ZOMBIE GOES AFTER IT'S MASTER YET AGAIN: https://archive.is/s4mXP
#4. ICE CAN SEEMINGLY DO ANYTHING NOW: https://archive.is/ICFUU

THURSDAY JULY 13TH
#1. VOTER FRAUD COMMISSION BEARING FRUIT: https://archive.is/NmDlC
#2.
#3.
#4.

FRIDAY JULY 14TH
#1.
#2.
#3.
#4.

BONUS:

NO LOO FOR RICH POO: https://archive.is/diekb
WE HAVE THE BEST FLOTUS: OFFICIAL: https://archive.is/BjVSL
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>>133514416
>tfw not sure if I should rake because then it would make a northern wall pointless
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>>133514396

NORWAY BOT WHERE ARE YOU, ARCHIVE THIS SHIT
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EVERYBODY'S A LITTLE CRAZY

IN THE MONKEY HOUSE
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>>133514213
Generic cheesy music that you would hear on a adult diaper commercial.
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Stop bullying Psycho Joe.
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Who Queens NY here?

Who Queens NY here?

Who Queens NY here?

I live so close to the God Emperor's childhood home in Jamaica Estates
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>>133514555
trips of truth
i hear Montana is nice
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Rebosting for fresh bread :D :

Senate Republicans release their new healthcare bill. It's still mediocre, in my view, but it has a few good provisions.

It repeals a decent amount of Obamacare taxes, allows States to make their own reforms, allows people to pay for premiums using Health Savings Accounts, and also allows people to buy cheaper plans with fewer benefits if they wish.

Ted Cruz hinted that he would vote for it. Rand Paul says he won't because it's not Conservative enough.

>http://video.foxnews.com/v/5506487410001/?#sp=show-clips
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>>133514213

He wrote a song called Monkey House. Monkey's don't live in houses...
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>>133514638
Oh god its so bad
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>>133514213
What the fuck Joe.
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>>133514581
http://archive.is/0j59X
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>>133514626
really fella? why don't you archive it? the bot should serve as an example
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>>133514791
>Rand Paul says he won't because it's not Conservative enough.
fuck this guy.
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>>133514761
Are you the paleskinned fuccboi driving that Jeep Grand Cherokee with MAGA flags out the window?
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I miss the pure fucking autism from the election night /ptg/ threads

>Tfw that feel will never come back

Why even live?
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>>133514551

Save face for Comey
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Pence thing live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmYV3SA0A9A
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmYV3SA0A9A&list=WL&index=5
Feed is live.
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salt
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>>133514416
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>>133514795
Might as well call it Nigger House. Joe is /ourguy/
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>>133514908
It's not a great bill, but Randlet should know it's a gradual process. You can't just repeal it all at once. Constituents would be pissed and it would cause a massive shift in the insurance market.
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>>133514213
This is a new Joe level. The last time a critical Joe level was reached was when Lori died thus causing Joe to be Joe. If we reach a new critical Joe level Joe should kill again.
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>>133514977
3 years, my dude
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>>133514416

Couldn't you just get some self tanner and then "wash up on shore somewhere" and suck some cocks to get the same treatment?

Is it that hard to get a whole new Syrian identity? You could get away from annoying debts, wife,etc also?
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So, is Macron /our guy/?
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>>133514977
>Flag
See no reason to live. Try not to get blown up by a hand grenade of peace today
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>>133514213
>You'll be pushin' daisies
>but there's no need to shout

What did he mean by this?
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>>133514416
RAAAAAAKE MEEEE
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Look at this based black woman!

https://youtu.be/MydjXCHoLo0

How can liberals even compete?
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>>133514791

FUCK YOUR OBAMACARE LITE.

REPEAL
>REPEAL
REPEAL
>REPEAL
REPEAL
>REPEAL
REPEAL
>REPEAL
REPEAL
>REPEAL
REPEAL
>REPEAL
REPEAL
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>>133515027
>Keebler fuck

kek, Sessions does have that cute southern elf thing going for him
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>>133514416
Rip Economy
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>>133515027
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>>133515141
Nobody is /ourguy/. The only one that can save you is you.
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>>133515027
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>Fox News refuses to concede to EU cucks regarding content requirements
>The Sky News deal may fall through because Fox will not cave to their demands.

Kek. Fox is /ournetwork
(Besides firing O’Reilly and caving to leftist demands sometimes).
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>>133515084
>Randlet should know it's a gradual process. You can't just repeal it all at once.
exactly

what good will his principles be once we get single payer ?
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>>133515155
This image is genuinely saddening.
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>>133515084
I think Rand is one of the only ones that is still acting like he realizes that if we don't get full repeal we're gonna be on single payer not to far in the future
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>>133514005
Boy what happened WaPo?
Where are all the stories about
>muh collusion
>muh treason
>MUH JUNIOR
Looking at this list of stories, you wouldn't think anything was "happening" at all....
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>>133515141
Wait and see for now
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>>133514966

No, I'm one of the Asians who showed up to HWNDU and I don't even have a driver's license

I am a bit of a fuckboy though
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>>133514262
>diversity officer
>thought police enforcing good-think and separating wrong-think among the schools inhabitants
our colleges have become almost fully dystopic
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>>133514213
Even the audience and Colbert were mocking him

christ for embarrassing
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>>133515227
this is deep
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>>133514977
i miss the multiple rallies per week energy. watching live stuff like vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNHee3gk1C4
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Where my female bum lovers at?
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>>133514213
Had Donald broken Joe completely?
I always knew Joe is Joe but this is insane.
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>>133515027
Why are they attacking his height? Isn't that pretty offensive?
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>>133515027
Where do you get this salt? I want to get in on the action, but I don't care enough to browse plebbit blindly
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>>133515084
He want them to meet him halfway. Why not at least 50% repeal? This isn’t even that much. It’s an increase in a lot of ways.
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>>133515312
NEWSWIRE GUY!!!
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>>133514982
Appreciated
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Wow,

Macron was even allowed to drive in the Beast. What a fangirl.
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>>133514262
A made up job for people that got useless decrees.
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>>133514213
He never looks at the audience or the camera, only to the sides and to his co-instrumentalists.
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>>133515352
Joe has been broken ever since Lori, all Trump did was open a new layer to break ever since he named the Joe. So if this keeps up combined with his dangerous meds he should kill again.
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>>133515396
Because there are a good few Boomer RINOs in the Senate like John fucking McCain, and Republicans can only afford to lose two votes
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>>133515462
If you had a cuck truck as the alternative, you would be excited, too
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>>133514416
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>>133515312
The faces of two men who have just cucked the EU
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Liars! eveyone loves big beautiful brown asshole. yummmmmm
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>>133515291
I honestly thought I'd have to hear that shit nonstop until the weekend before they realized it was either nothing or something that made dems look bad.
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>>133515580
>filename

My sides
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>>133514213
>colberts sarcastic mocking tone
>that laugh from the audience when colbert says the songs name
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>>133515312
Melania is so much more beautiful and graceful.
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>>133515412
One good thing about Macron's mom is she has an anime body
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>>133515580
it looks like he's driving a power wheels
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>>133515580

>tfw the car horn blares "La Cucaracha"
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>>133514200
The things I'd to to patchy
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>>133515291
We've reached levels of nothingburger once thought to be impossible
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>>133515394
I find it on reddit. There's only a few subs that are noteworthy of salt: politics (easily the best), hillaryclinton, r/esist and marchagainsttrump.
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>>133515625
Will Macron divorce his wife when she hits menopause?
It can't be that far off in the future
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These are high quality
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DEFEND THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!!
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>>133515027
>COME ON MUELLER
>HERE COMES MUELLER
>WE NEED MUELLER
This annoys me more than any Drumpf shit. Also, how dare you call him a Keebler elf? Sessions a cute!
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>>133515580
BEHOLD

JUPITER
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>>133514977
well everyone was a big united happy family focused on smashing lefties and cranking out high quality memes but then the syrian missle shit happened and a bunch of feckless retarded brainlets fell for the D&C shilling conducted by r/MarchAgainstTrump and /leftypol/ and it all fell apart. slowly it is coming back but it won't be the same. those few months after the election were purely magical
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>>133515735
Times m8
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>>133515741
>politics

that place gets me so mad. its obviously filled with shills yet nobody cares
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>>133514361
Yes.
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>>133515776
>when
>age 64
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5"7 is master race height,, any taller is an abomination. And the bible tells us that giants go down easy from supposed manles you damned have called us
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>>133515741
Don't forget /r/EnoughTrumpSpam
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>>133515644
As soon as The Hill reported that the lawyer was denied entry, but the DOJ got her in somehow was when they realized this is going to head sour very quick.
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>>133515849
It's such a nothingburger they preemptively backpedaled
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>>133515291
>Macron is the president Trump wishes he could be
A bitchboi megalomaniac who may have stabbed his (((masters))) in the back?
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>>133515580
Damn this is embarrassing
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>>133515735
summer has only just begun
they will keep digging.
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Want to worship a hot womans asshole, will pay
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>>133515776


M is gay and if gossip is right, in love with a male French Radio host

His 'wife' is in her 60 and menopause was 20 years ago for her.
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>>133515709
>The differences
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>>133515806
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>>133515857
Hillary's campaign and a number of millions into reddit shilling during the election, upvoting pro-Hillary stories from Chinese and Bangladeshi throwaway accounts, etc. And it doesn't help that reddit was already infested with leftist normies and white liberals.
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>>133514163
Kekalicious
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>>133515928
T-this
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In case you're already having a good day, enjoy this boy being deported for life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuGx2aKO1U0
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>>133515806
I heard that, and I knew that they'll jump on it.
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>DRUMPF THREATENED THE FRENCH PRESIDENT
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Dana Loesch will be on Tucker Carlson tonight
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>>133515980
They've been digging for 2 years and so far left Trump unscathed. Meanwhile they've totally crashed whatever credibility they had left, and that is their fucking product, credibility.
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>>133515806
I...what? I mean...Is he wrong? Is it a lie? He made it to both of them, yeah?

>So there's that.
What the...

Is this supposed to be "news" in 2017?
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>>133516051
>College girl
>Buying a Powerade™
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>>133515834
I'll laugh my ass off when Mueller says he found jack, then buys a new mansion from all the Clinton money
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So Trump is being crucified for saying:

She has a beautiful smile.
You are in such good shape.

WTF is wrong with the libtards ?
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>>133514071
CNN just can't stop fucking up.
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>>133516051
>retweeting himself for something that wasn't even clever
Sad!
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>>133516051
>Jewberger
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>>133515709
is there a fly on Melania's cooch?
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>>133514005
>blank sheet of paper

FUCKING BASED!
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When the media refers to Republican 'moderates', they really mean RINOs. There's a difference between genuine moderates and Democrats in Republican clothes
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..and they put EU flag between US and FR... sad!
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>>133516079
That was a crazy sharpshot from the cop. Single bullet takedown.
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>>133516264
It's a little low for that
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>>133515845
>EU flag
why
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>>133516298
It was a damn good shot.
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>>133516173
>EU flag behind US and French flags
>Bastille Day is tomorrow
>Macron was supposed to be the anti-Trump and the Merkel-Macron alliance was supposed to save the EU
>But he didn't invite Merkel to visit France for Bastille Day, he invited Trump
What did they mean by this?
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LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
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>>133514071
They don't even sound similar...

https://youtu.be/4K1q9Ntcr5g


https://youtu.be/M1wLtAXDgqg
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>>133514291
I'm pretty sure you'd have to be CNN
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>>133515580

>cuck truck
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>>133516051
(((Newberger))) hates manual labour, never saw this coming
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>>133516282
dirty
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>>133516051
>retweeting your own tweet
lol
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>>133514331
>tfw every department I've looked at wants a four year degree
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>>133516207
Well they did COMMIT BLACKMAIL.
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>>133516205
They're only hurting themselves at this point as they continue to alienate from normal human beings who don't see anything wrong with complimenting someone.
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>>133516205
obviously he was being sarcastic as macrons wife is a fucking corpse
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>>133515709
I think the wives would look better if they switched dresses.
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>>133516333
No anon, the eu flag is between the U.S. and frog flags.
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>>133515806
Lol that's such a backhanded "you're old" compliment. That's a classic trump burn.
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>Found out I am going to be stationed at Elmendorf AFB

Ready to die Senpai
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>>133516316

>dick confirmed
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>>133516473
It's behind stupid.
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SWERVE, OLDEST ALLY COMING IN
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>>133516344
OH MY GOD HE ACTUALLY COMPLEMENTED HER IMPEACH SONALD BLUMPF
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HEATHER NAUERT RALLY!

STATE DEPT PRESSER HAPPENING SOON!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBwp5Y1UQMY
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>>133516343

COVFEFE
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Don't wish me, or my wive's son a good morning ever again
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Does anyone have the full Trump X Macron conference?
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>It’s national French Fry Day
>Trump is in France

Coincidence?
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>>133516582
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Only a few days until Game of Thrones starts again. And normie memes will be all over the Internet.

Fuckme.jpg
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>>133516606
>wasting time pronounce the 'g'

mornin'
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>>133516553
They restored the Russian Tsar?
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>>133516531
Between you mong..
The eu flag is dividing our flags.
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>>133514005
>blank sheet of paper

FAKE NEWS
It wasn't blank.
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>>133516606
This is beyond parody at this point...
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>>133516344
Do these idiots not realize that having a bitch fit on everything turns people off.
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uuuuh, It's a fake one!
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>>133516655
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

lol
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>>133515027
>>133515199
Awfully antisemitic of them, isn't it?
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>>133516582
this will have to do without the daily press briefings..
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>>133515735
what the shit, is "Democracy Dies in Darkness" just on their site header permanently?
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>>133516606

>I hate people who say good morning.
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>>133514005
Is that fucking headline real?
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>>133515155
Another Swedish genetic dead end.
>Swedes were called Vikings before they devolved into dead ends.
Allah HuAkbar
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>>133516606
>
wew lad that is a so salty. so salt
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>>133516686
>flags overlapping in front of eu flag
>"i-its between guys!"

Cuck.
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>>133515719
>not "La cuckaracha"
You had one job anon
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>>133516606
These fucks have made /v/ shittier
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>>133516684
I'm only quoting Brosident Trump mate
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>>133516079
>he yells "I GOT A GUN!" and points it at a cop
>cops sprint away and take him out
>...
>AY, DIOS MIO, PLS NO SHOOT HIM!
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?
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Kek. Sometimes normies can be cute.
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>>133516671
It is going to full of she resist shit like the last ss anyway.
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>>133516606
How dare he, god damn BLOOOOOOOOOOMPF
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Guys can anyone link me to an undubbed version of Macron and Trump's response to the Russia reporter
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>>133516344
says the fat ugly nigger
>us
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>>133516631
HELLOOOOO
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>>133516606
I almost feel bad for these people
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>>133516785
Seriously nigger, cry all you want.
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>>133516346
>enjoy spinning objects is now autistic.
Every fucking kid loves them wtf.
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>>133516750
TPP is end of democracy

it is the biggest piece of legislation since the patriot act, and dems refuse to talk about it because they don't want people to know how they plan on fucking them! When I say dems, I mean Hillary, but yeah. Pro TPP, Anti-America, in my eyes. Same with the Net-neutrality thing, but TPP is even worse.
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>>133516810
>literally yells "DIOS MIO"
Fucking amazing.
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THE BREAD IS IN THE OVEN
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>>133516092

DAY OF THE... bong?

>MFW JFK today would be seen as a racist misogynist.
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>>133516606
How does one become so fucked up?
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>>133516051
>retweets his own tweet
>still at only 35 likes
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>>133516939

I keep thinking that flag is Puerto Rico
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>>133516344
Brigitte is an older woman that had an affair with a student. She craves attention on her looks.
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>>133516606
IMPEACHMENT IMMINENT

DRUMPF WISHED EVERYONE A GOOD MORNING

THIS MONSTER MUST BE STOPPED
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>>133516979
As long as I don't get sued for my posts hurting a corporations future profits, making a totalitarian corporate/government regime, I think we're all very free indeed.
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>>133515312
putting the whole "French prez has obvious issues, how tf are you married to a woman 9000 years your senior", I would like to reiterate the admiration for the overall elegant preferences women in France have for clothes and makeup


t. Francophile
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Happy French Fry Day

But seriously...can we repeal and replace all of these stupid fake ass holidays?
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>>133514005
kek, Sessions assfucks them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcf9CLMQuRQ
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>>133516983
>>133517046
He literally looks at Trump like he's his dad
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>>133516969
Steady diet of xenoestrogens, anti-depressants, and being pegged.
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>>133516079
HOLY FUCK . what a shot
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>>133516790

Sorry España anon, trying to culturally appropriate French cuck sitting in a French car -> Mexican cockroach sitting in an El Camino
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>>133514071
>How do you do fellow Americans?
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>>133516606
Do these people not see how controlling they are?
>>
post big brown beautiful feminien bums
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>>133516473
>>133516785
>>133516686
>>133516892
It's between AND behind. Part of the EU flag is obscured. The US and French flags are clearly more prominent. It's pretty unlikely that this wasn't intentional especially given the significance of Bastille Day as a patriotic/nationalistic holiday for France.
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>>133515501
the all look amazing here, too. fuck. I am a bit jealous
>>
Just poured through all the pics NWanon posted in the thread before last and it seems to me that Macaroni wants to agree with Trump on climate bullshit but he isn't capable of just pulling out of the Paris accord. It seemed that when they we're talking he more or less said that " I don't have the luxury of just backing out like you do, it's too deep here and backing out just isn't an option for us."
But who the fuck knows, they could have been talking about banking tricks for all we know
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What's Trump's plan to get the white birthrate up?
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>>133515580
looks my aunt's fucking sedan
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>>133517088
He's like the father of a nation, what's wrong with that?

I DONT SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
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>>133514174
*Kikes
>Oy vey Hershel, what country are we trying to subvert today? I always forget
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-Russian lawyer visa rejected by state dept.
-Rejection overwritten and Russian Lawyer invited in by Loretta Lynch
-Russian lawyer is linked to Russian Real Estate thing linked to Podesta
-Russian lawyer works for bank that paid Bill Clinton 500k
-Russian lawyer sat behind Russian Diplomat during Obama event
-Russian lawyer is now known to have heavy ties to Obama and the Clintons

The nut has been cracked.

All you left-wing and MSNBC shills have been BTFO, now and forever.
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>>133517184
Cut taxes and welfare, reform the immigration system
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>>133515291
>Trump wishes he was Macron
Do these "journalists" know that what they write is total BS, or do they actually believe it?
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>>133516952
JFK was a piece of shit globalist and a philanderer
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@133517207
>the bot is here
I fucking warned you people. I warned you all and you didn't listen.
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>>133517157
Basically. I'm starting to suspect a Frexit.
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>>133517081
peasants are so easy to manipulate
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>>133517178
TPP is the tech sector's grab at world domination as I see it
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>>133517184
Man I hate when a penny falls behind the couch
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412 people charged
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fellas????
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>>133517139
dumb leaf poster
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>>133517157
His official portrait has the EU flag, all presidents before him only had our own flag
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>>133517253
DOJ investigation? Of course not.
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>>133517258
It's like church anon. You spend enough time around it, you start to think it's true. It's all about perspective and context, if you control those two things, you control "reality" in a sense. The problem is journos don't understand they have zero control over those two things.
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>>133517088
If I didn't love my dad so much I would too Anon, context is everything
Try and do research on Macaroni and his parents see what you come up with
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>>133517321
>totaling 1.3 billion

That's about the same as the current wall budget isnt it?
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>>133517352
Fusion GPS has been called to testify before Congress which is a start
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>>133517285
I wouldn't go that far yet, but the symbolism is obvious. Macron has made euroskeptic sounding statements before as well.
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Damn, Modi and Macron are challenging Abe, Bibi and El-Sisi atop the list of World Leader Bromances.
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>>133517321
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>>133514071
they hate nationalism, they hate the US, they hate the US worse than the average Russian or Putin.
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I have no clue about the Russia case anymore. Is it made up by media?
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>>133517088
Trump has that star quality. Everybody who’s met Trump has the same reaction. Reminder: King Nigger wanted to be Trump when he was in college.
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>>133517440
The age of diplomatic bromance
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>>133517519
>Is it made up by media?
No, it's made up by Obama and Loretta Lynch and pushed by the media.
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>>133517282
Konichiwa! Suki desu. 私はそれを正しいと言いましたか?
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>>133517440
Weird how we are full of weeaboos yet nobody made anime edits of that.
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>>133517519
it's all so tiring
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>>133517417
I mean, if he wants to take France back to a monarchy, and is serious about it, he'd have to leave the EU, right?
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>>133517275
Hey there CIA
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>>133517573
It's already anime enough.
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ABANDON THREAD

>>133517645
>>133517645
>>133517645
>>133517645

ABANDON THREAD

>>133517645
>>133517645
>>133517645
>>133517645
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>>133517609
Presumably, but there are also indicators like
>>133517343
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>>133516869
Anyone? I want to know Macron's answer.
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>>133515806
waaaait, so WP is reporting his compliments, have they gone insane?
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>>133516606
>good morning is an oxymoron
no it isn't
u dumb
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>>133516983
>>133517046
Macron and Trump are squeezing the fuck out of each other's hand. I'm starting to think Macron isn't such a wimp after all. I thought he was going to act like Trudeau. Trump usually doesn't show such respect to weak people.
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>>133514313
KYS nigger
>>
Where the brown feminine bums at?
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>>133515312
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>>133514346
>two years

Most people had that figured out in two minutes.
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>>133518292
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>>133516051
Fake.

Construction workers absolutely will not risk their livelihood over some highly strung millennial bitch.
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>>133516051

Construction worker and President Trump. Two real men versus a media jew. I know who I want to be like.
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>>133515849
That's not the Times, it Washington Post.
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>>133515845
I just love how Trump is smiling in this one. Cracks me up.
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>>133516655
>British "humour"
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>>133516344

The President isn't embarrassing us, the FAKE NEWS THAT COVERS THIS SHIT AND MAKES SHIT UP is what's embarrassing us. Learn the difference, retards.
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>>133514626
Do it yourself, stupid nigger
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>>133516079
>day side hold
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