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9 out of 10 millennials wouldn't know what to do in this

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>You are hired part-time at a small electronics shop. Your job is to come in at 9PM, make sure all the employees leave, restock the shelves with merchandise, and close the store at 12AM, then go home.
>As 12AM rolls around, you finish stocking the shelves, turn out the lights, leave the store, and begin locking up.
>BUT...
>Something is wrong with the lock. It's definitely broken and you can't close the store.
>There's also something wrong with the door and it doesn't close completely.
>You can't call your boss because he's on a 15 flight to Japan.
>And you can't contact the other employees because there's only 2 of them, it's a Friday night, they're up in the club.
>You also don't have enough money on you to pay a locksmith.
>And you can't stay in the store overnight because it's Friday and the store doesn't open until Monday.

9 out of 10 millennials wouldn't know what to do in this situation.

That's why most millennials are still living at home and why they don't own a house despite the fact that their parents bought their first homes by the time they were 22. Baby Boomers know how to get things done and millennials don't.
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>>133512282
not give a fuck
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Go home. Call the boss the next day and tell him you quit.
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Chain it up with a lock and text the next person coming In on Monday that u got the key
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>Baby Boomers failed to raise Millennials correctly
>Millennials don't have skills that are on par with Boomers
really gets the 'ol synapses firing

>>133512472
Boomers will come in and say "B-BUT THEN U COULD CUT THE CHAIN OR THE LOCK WITH SOME BOLT CUTTERS C'MON SONNY BOY HEH HEH"
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>>133512282
what are you on about man?

A. I wouldn't be paying a locksmith out of pocket 1 way or the other.

B. I don't have to know what to do in this situation. It's not my store. I'm a part time employee, that works 3 hours a night. Not my problem. I closed the door and locked it. I wasn't even aware of the fact it was broken.

lol wtf.. how is this the employees problem?

Call the police tell them to keep an eye on your store?
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>>133512282
Pay locksmith, keep receipt and make a note, tell boss to reimburse you after his flight

Literally did this multiple times while working retail
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>>133512282
Check the lock and see if I can fix it. If not, call a locksmith and explain the situation. The locksmith can send a bill to the store. Call my boss the next day. Where is the problem?
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The store would be locked as soon as the shop closes for business to the public. What kind of fucking two-bit operation is the boss running?

Your incredibly specific scenario is retarded.
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Figure out how to fix it myself. If push comes to shove, force it close.

>>133512622
Like this anon said, it's not my problem so I would call the police, say the place is unlocked and the door is broken.
Boss's problem, not mine.
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>>133512282
Eh, just a get a padlock and a chain.
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>>133512711
This, I'd also raise hell about the fucked up lock and door, also you'd think they'd do some preventative maintenance every now and then but thats just the mechanic in me talking
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>>133512282
god this type of dancing is so fucking annoying
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>>133512282
Depends on the location. Small town? Call sheriff or police and explain to them the situation and ask if they could spare a single car to hang out over night while you get in contact with your boss in the morning.
Cops say no? Chain the door up with a cheap padlock and call boss in the morning.
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>>133512871
Yeah I'm not really sure the point of OPs thread, most retail establishments have a locksmith's info taped somewhere in the employee room just for this specific scenario

"HURR U CANT CALL DA LOCKSMITH CAUSE U HAB NO MONEY"

Then he writes the bill to your boss, gee that was hard
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>>133512622
>>133512767
The police wouldnt give a shit. They inspect open shop doors and call the owners, not babysit them.

>>133512744
This, have the locksmith fill out an invoice. A 24 hour emergency locksmith can charge enough to make it worth his time collecting on the invoice.
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This is retarded.

Why are you restocking the shelves on Friday night when the store doesn't reopen until Monday morning? LOL It's like a Saturday or Sunday job.
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>Work this hypothetical job
>Apparently don't have money to pay a locksmith

mental gymnastics
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>>133512282
>>133512472
I think open is trying to say it's a shot job or your in a financial destitute situation and have no lock and chain.

And presumably you cannot park your car against the door either.

Also nailing the door shut is prolly out of the question.

Door from hell.

Locksmiths don't take credit either.
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>pretend not to notice that it doesn't lock.
>Then after I leave I'll tell my friends that it's unlocked and to go raid it but make it look like they broke in
>???
>profit
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>>133512744
This. Keep calling 24/7 locksmiths until this works.
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so is there a correct boomer certified answer or..?
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>>133512282

>walk out with the door wide open

>packs of niggers loot up and trash the place

>have lolz
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>>133512282
i'd take the screwdriver open the lock and put some grease in that fucker, if it's flap's fault that would do
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>>133512282
burn down the shop and claim insurance money
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Build a large electromagnet to hold the door shut and then solder the door in place.
Let the person who opens the store deal with it.
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You dont pay the locksmith, let the invoice be sent to the store.
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Get the locksmith to invoice the company.
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>Realize the catch is sticking out of the lock.
>Twist lock nob to close catch
>Exit, shut the door, lock with key.

t. Former Radio Shack employee.
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>>133513246
This
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>>133512711
>Pay locksmith

You can't. Millennials don't have $250 on them. Locksmith wants cash only!
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Reinforce the door.
Make a few booby traps in case someone gets in.
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>>133513304
Yes. I would have said this.

But still think this is a trick question as re-stocking on a midnight on Friday is retarded if you don't reopen until Monday. Which obviously leaves the whole of Saturday and Sunday free.
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"You don't have the money to pay a locksmith."

What am I? A fucking nigger? Come on, every decent white man has a bit of emergency money.
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>>133513300
This ... as many have stated is correct, but I think op is saying the locksmith has a hate-on and does not take credit.
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only boomers are dumb enough to think locks do anything. even monkeys are intelligent enough to use a simple tool like a hammer or a brick to break into a store. there are literally no thieves that walk around pushing on the doors of every closed store at night just hoping one of them isn't locked.
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>>133512282

I was a manager at Kroger for a few years. Closed a lot of nights. Old store and the lock didn't work worth a shit and nobody wanted to replace it.

>turn the auto door off
>put a few buggies infront of door
>use some plastic bags to tie door to candy machine/whatever

All buildings will have multiple doors. You figure something out and do it.

>>133512463

This too. Fuck going into a place for three hours a night to do shit other employees can do.
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>Grab my toolbox from my car
>fix lock

I always have my tools near me
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>>133512282
exit through the back door and lock it
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>>133513387
nigga I have 50k in the bank
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>>133512282
>>There's also something wrong with the door and it doesn't close completely.

Everyone in this read going on about the lock while forgetting about the door.
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>>133513067
this is seriously what boomers would have done. they're shit people that are lying about how shit they always were. Remember, these are the previous version of millennials, shit begets shit.
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>>133513036
>Why are you restocking the shelves on Friday night
>It's like a Saturday or Sunday job
>the store doesn't reopen until Monday morning?

Well, you could think about it but I guess that's somewhat difficult.
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>>133513340
Where can I find this porn
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>>133513471
There's a cop in my town who makes sure all the doors to shops are locked at night cause owners used to leave them unlocked anyways and shit would get stolen.
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>>133512282
>You also don't have enough money on you to pay a locksmith.

Bullshit.
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>>133513340
That girl is amazing.

Trophy wife material.
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id call the cops and tell them i think someone (niggz) tried to break in while I was restocking in the back

cops presence would help and they usually have locksmith tools and expertise on the force
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>>133512282
I would call a lock smith and pay him by letting him fuck my virgin hot boy pucci.

I would then make my boss pay me back buy fucking my hot boy pucci
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>>133512282
The shop might have an insurance, I would call them.
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Obviously the answer is that you're in an electrical retailer. Grab a 120/15 male chord end, however much 12/2 can tire you need to reach from the door to an outlet. Mount a 4x4 box just behind the ddooon the floor and tie your neutral to it. Self tap a screw to the door with a crimp under the screw and tie in your hot to it. Fuck the ground who cares. Plug in the cable to the outlet, leave out another door and hang out side to watch a spark show if anyone tries to open the door.
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>>133513387
We'll I'm the exception to that logic. Tough shit
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>>133513067
this is the only correct option
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>>133513387

Worked for a locksmith when I was in college. Money is key UNLESS it's an established client. Too many deadbeats not wanting to pay and then having to go to small claims.

Also, we have these things called retainers. I do computer work and whenever I get a new small business client, I charge a retainer. This covers the first time they call me in for something in the event I can't get paid right then.

Now if someone calls me off the street wanting an emergency job, I'm going to be a fucking kike because I'm the only motherfucker in a ~30 mile radius that does 24/7 calls.
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>>133512282
I would assemble a ragtag team of thieves and delinquent to raid the store and sell all the shit for mad dosh. Check mate weeb boss.
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>>133512282
Here's your (you).
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>>133512282
>hue hue u can't call 2 oder employees coz theyre bumming eash other in da club coz its fridey night

I couldn't care what they were doing, that wouldn't prevent me from calling.

>hue hue no money for locksmith

Except I'm not the type of dumbass like a baby boomer who spends all their money. I always have money in case of an emergency.

Also I'm the type who could probably fix that lock myself unlike a useless baby boomer who take a year just to learn to send an email in those computer courses that are so popular with their types.

So smart, they're always falling for those Nigerian fucking email scams. Tut tut.

Your faggotry game is shit OP. Kill yourself.
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>>133513653
explain
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>>133513130
Hey op get that cock out of your mouth and answer this anon.
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>>133512282
Xer here: find a locksmith who bills businesses rather than expecting cash at the time of service.
Smoke out with the locksmith when he's done.
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>>133513658
>>133513747
It's Alix Bromley. ("Epic Boobs" meme.) She just did some modeling. I don't think nudes exist.
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>>133512282
>call locksmith
>explain situation
>ask if they will accept delayed payment
It's a business, it won't run away.
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>>133512282
>up in the club
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>>133513970
Whoa, oh yeah, thanks for sauce anon.
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>>133512282
You fucking retard, the locksmith sends an invoice on Monday for the work performed to be charged out of the company's account.

t. Millenial
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>>133512282
duct tape the door shut. no problem.
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>>133512282
It's not your fucking store

If the owner doesn't leave enough petty cash in the store to pay a fucking locksmith it's his fault.

You go home.
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>>133512282

Call around until you find a locksmith willing to do the work now as long as they get paid later or at least find one that will accept a partial payment. As long as they know you work for a marginally successful business, they'll do either of those.
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>>133512282
Just go home. How is this difficult?
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>>133514047
this
op is a fucking faggot
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>>133513387
But I can lol
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What if the locksmith says the door is busted and he will need to order a new one in, and there's absolutely no way to close it?
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>>133512282
Sounds like the idiot turned the key before he tried to shut the door and the bolt is already thrown. Turn key other direction to retract the bolt, close door, and relock.

If that's not it, there's always petty cash in the drawer. Pay locksmith from that, get receipt and show boss when he returns. Alternatively, use personal credit card to pay locksmith and get reimbursed by boss.

If the shop is leased from a managing company, call them. If this company is part of a larger corporation, call the corporate office/district manager/whatever.

There are so many options.
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>>133512282
>Put a sign on the door that says "Free shit" and leave.

Problem solved.
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>>133513387
You don't need cash on hand, they'll happily accompany you to the nearest bank. Or don't get a shitty locksmith only taking cash in the first place.
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>>133513015
But the locksmith only takes cash. In Pesos. Now what do you do!?
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>>133512282
Set up claymores and trip flares. Post up with my AR on top of building across the street with a case of malt liquor and shitpost on my phone till morning.
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>>133514130
/Thread. when you get btfo'd this hard by a leaf, you know the thread is worthless. Sage.
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>>133512282
>9 out of 10 millennials wouldn't know what to do in this situation.

find a local locksmith who will bill the shop, find regional manager or owner or owner's family authorized to make a call and have them come down or agree to pay you fuck lots extra for sleeping there
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>>133513878
>Now if someone calls me off the street wanting an emergency job, I'm going to be a fucking kike
So 150, pizza and beer?
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>>133512282
id just leave it open because I live in a white country and all stores have their own cameras, dumb fucking american
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>>133514276
tell the locksmith to guard the store and bill the owner for his time

and go home.
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>>133513340
Bloody hell, haven't seen that for like 8 years
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>>133514384
Go to the ATM 10 yards away from my kiosk?
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>>133512282

>call locksmith
>tell him to bill the store
>???
>profit
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>>133512282
9 out of 10 statistics are made up on the spot and false.
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>>133512282
You call the locksmith anyway and tell him to come by Monday to get paid. What sort of nigger are you?
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Pay a locksmith from the cash register, keep receipt.
Notify boss as soon as possible. How fucking hard can that be.
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>>133514519
Your ATM pays out in Mexican Pesos?
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oh, i was thinking fuck it, leave. guess thats the wrong answer.
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>>133512282
Leave come back in a ski mask beat the shit out of the door and rob the place
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>>133512282
>9 out of 10 millennials wouldn't know what to do in this situation.

Source? Googling this phrase just returns this thread.
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>>133512282
Well if that happens imma just climb out the mufuckin ass window and if that shit dont got any windows imma use the fireplace homie watchu mean Cx
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Stay all weekend and get paid to babysit the door.
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>>133513878
Why not just use a card and keep the receipt? Even if you don't have the cash, the bank still pays the locksmith, and now you owe your bank some cash for the overdraft. Or the CC or Debit gets declined and you know right away they don't have cash. These days with Square you don't need a full card reading machine anyway.
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someone (You) my post plox
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I have to lock up a beer store every night and I've dealt with this shit before. I just set the alarm, double check everything is away in the safe, then text my boss. He deals with it in the morning. But we're open 7 days a week.
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Grab money out of the register and pay the locksmith.
>inb4 there's no money in the register tho :^) :^) :^)
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>>133512282
Take money for one of the cash registers to pay the locksmith, keep the receipt and explain what happened to the boss after.
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remember when I used to work nights and got paid penalty wages, remember I don't have alarm codes anymore and just leave
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>>133512282
>small business owner
>on a flight to japan
>trusting a part timer to lock up
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>>133512573
This always gets me

>16 year old cant behave
Bad parents!
>17 year old can't behave
He is a subhuman!

Most problems society has comes from bad parenting. Then they blame tv and music and shit.
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>>133514745
>overdraw your bank account so your jew boss on a plane to Japan can have a locked door
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>>133513387
You're a faggot, just like the kid on the playground you tagged but said
>NUH-UH I DIDNT FEEL IT
>MY SHIRT DOESNT COUNT
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>>133514172
>You go home.
>>133514239
>Just go home.

And when someone walks off with 10 Macbook Pros 25 iPhones and countless 3DS games, who do you think is going to have to pay for that?
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>>133512282

Reputable Emergency Locksmiths will take an IOU for a commercial client
Bet your ass that the shop has a contract with a security company and has an alarm system.
Also bet your ass that small electronics shop has shutters and a door lock with two different keys.
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>>133512282
>despite the fact that their parents bought their first homes by the time they were 22

oh wow
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Burn the store down. Don't have to worry about anyone stealing anything and Boss man gets a fat insurance payout. Plus o don't have to work anymore. It's a win-win-win.
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>>133512282
>first, check till to see if there is enough to cover repairman
>if no, take till home for safe keeping
>get chain
>get lock
>Chain door shut
>cover chain set up with painters tarp and a sign that says please use other door

Secure enough for me to go home and let boss deal with it on Monday. Anyone who would rob the place past a lock would have robbed it even without the set up.
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>>133514900
Insurance company
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>>133514644
Why would my locksmith only take Mexican currency?
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Use some fkn graphite or wd40 til you get the tumblers lubed. Then close and lock the fkn door. Not fkn difficult. God dam novices, it isn't hard to fix shit.
T. Maint man
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tell mom to bring me a lock thats in my room, right next to the dog's cage. she would be on her way to pick me up anyway
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>>133514900
not me because i don't have any money, remember? checkmate atheists.
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>>133512282

The real answer is:

> It's an electronics store
> Cut the cord off a TV and put the wires on the door handle
> Put the TV behind the door to wedge it shut
> Plug in the cord and climb out a window
> Hope your boss notices on Monday morning before he tries to get in
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>>133514895
Oh yeah, I agree that it would be a stupid thing to do, it's not my job to pay for their broken door, I'm just saying the "HUR DUR ONLY TAKES CASH" obstacle is unrealistic
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>>133514849
>Trusting a millennial
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>all these newfags talking about a locksmith
Easy, I say fuck it and grab a lock from the store shelves, with a new key and everything, and lock the shop with that, leaving the key in a sekret place or calling the boss telling him( or her) that his old lock was fucking gay and the I had to put a new one.

>hurr durr you can't
Nigger, these are not regular circumstances and irregular circumstances call for irregular actions. calling a fucking locksmith is straight up overkill.
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>>133512282
I'm curious to see the solution. Mods are faggots and only purge non-political threads they personally dislike and allow crap like this to stay. Mods have mum's that walk the streets and wear orange dayglo crotchless panties.
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>>133514665
yeah i guess if you really wanted to you could just chain it and come back monday.
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>>133514130

no kidding. call around enough and you're def gonna find a locksmith that will do it and say "ok, but it'll cost ya!" and not mind waiting for the company to pay it. it would be a different story if we were talking about a residence, they'd be more scared of non-payment
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>>133515161
WD40 will make the lock get worse after it evaporates

It's not a lubricant.
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>>133512282
look up how to fix door on internet
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Obviously hood up empty the store of cash smash up the security cameras and bash the door in, claim you locked up like normal, it's like non of you are even black.
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>>133515248
>it's a glass door
>bobbys notice there's a TV there
>breach charge the entrance and search the premises for TV license evaders
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Flip the Open sign to say Closed.

See you on Monday.
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>>133512282
call the owner of the building to fix his shit up
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>>133515248
It's actually a zoo
>cut the trunk off of an elephant
>put elephant behind the door to wedge it shut
>plug in the trunk and climb out of a window
>Hope your boss doesn't go ape shit monday morning when he find a trunkless dying elephant plugged into the the circuit

same difference though
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>>133512282
probably kill myself for working retail like a fucking slave loser. I would unironically rather starve to death than do (((customer service))) or retail in general like some sort of servile cuck. If you don't have education at least do something that isn't for fags, like landscaping or warehousing or anything really.
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>>133515351
>(Or her)
Who the fuck are you shill
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>>133515582
>can't close door
>kill my self

t.average millennial
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>>133512282
Easy OP
>Call mum
>Mum calls Dad
>Dad comes and fixes it because he is a baby boomer
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>>133515114
To mail it back home?
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>>133512282
Imagine, 22 and a quarter mil in debt.

No thanks, I get better advice from my barber.
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>>133514900
The company. It's their liability that they had a broken door, it's their building. No legal team could argue it was the employee's fault. What kind of reasonable business owner would leave the security of their entire small business, while they know they are going to be on a trip and unavailable, to the late night STOCK BOY, with no managing supervisor. This kid works THREE HOUR SHIFTS, and he's running the whole joint? My father in law runs his own small business, and he'd at least call one of his relatives or kids to look after it on his trip. Fuck.

>>133514985
Insurance might not even cover it if the reason for the robbery is that you didn't fix your locks.
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>>133515682
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>>133512282
Break the front door down. Clean the place out. Make it look like the store was robbed and you got hurt. Call the boss and threaten to sue for emotional damages and workmans comp.

Problem solved
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>>133515422
>It's not a lubricant.
It is. It is greasy. It is also aggressive and not very suitable for fine mechanics and soft materials. And it is definitely not suitable for locks cause it traps and 'glues' together gunk and makes things even worse.
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>>133515658
>works retail
>t. faggot millennial

Have some dignity man. Retail is for women and effeminate men.
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>>133515574
>Hope your boss doesn't go ape shit

Ape shit?

In a zoo?
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Then how would a seasoned Gen Xer like yourself handle it, dipshit?
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>>133512282
So let's break down what's happening.
Store owner hires young person for a part time night job. Said store owner doesn't maintain his business. Store owner takes off, leaving the lowly paid, barely hired employee to close up with no way for them to contact him. Due to a lack of maintenance, locking up isn't possible. OP bitches about employee.
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>>133515753
>Insurance might not even cover it if the reason for the robbery is that you didn't fix your locks.

That's the owner's problem then

He should have left a corporate credit card or petty cash to pay for incidences such as this.
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>>133515770
WD stands for "Water Drying" formula number 40.

It's great to break shit loose, but you need to follow up with 3-in-1 oil at the very least.
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Why is an electronics store not opened on the weekend? Seems like a bad business plan to me.
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>>133512282

who in their right mind would let a part timer close the store? by themself? every store has safety procedures that require at least 2 people for closing. a salaried manager is generally required to close up shop. you don't give keys to part timers. part timers are kids and old people who don't give a fuck.
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>millenials don't know how to close a door
I've been trying to but some baby boomer's foot is stuck in the door and he's welcoming in all kinds of niggers and muslims from the third world into the store and he's calling me a racist for suggesting the niggers and muslims shouldn't be allowed in and telling me the cost of everything they take is coming out of my paycheck.
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>>133513340
That takes me back, name is alix Bromley I think
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>>133512282
There should be enough money in the register to pay a lock smith. Save all the paperwork, and place copies in the bosses office, also log your time staying in the store because you're still on the clock.
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>i bet millennials wont know what to do in this really niche situation
>hah, gottem
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>>133515927
Bingo
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>>133512282
blast it with piss
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>>133515753
Notice how the OP did not reply to this post

hmmm
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>>133512282
get high on ice with Brazillian tranny, she will think of something
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>>133515467
>>133515467
Kek. We think alike brotha
>>133515767
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>>133515936
>WD stands for "Water Drying" formula number 40
That is not true. FFS you are online. Google it. It stands for water displacement. It can be used to lubricate but is definitely not a good solution as I posted. Doesn't mean it can't be used as a stopgap measure in a situation where nothing better is available.

Son, IK you want to be right but all of this is anonymous and there's no shame in being wrong and learning.
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>>133515775
Decent second job, whatcha going do? stay home and play video games? Hell, I'd take a job just like this and I make $75k/year. I'd use the extra $600.00 on paying off mortgage, car, or just for fun shit like going to Tahoe to ski for a weekend.
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put sign on door please don't steal apparently no alarm our cameras and lock dosen't work. thanks! reopens monday
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>>133512767
>>133512622
It IS the employee's problem, though.

If something goes wrong on your watch, you fix it, regardless of it's your fault or not.
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>>133512282
Obvious bait thread, sage and off yourself nigger
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>>133514946
I swear to god, whoever wrote that is a piece of shit. Here's why. The financial situation we live in currently is such that saving money is for chumps given the powerful inflationary effect of deficit bonds the federal government sells to ht federal reserve, printing money and making all other money worthless as a result in order to pay for. Combine that with the multiplication of workers in the labor force (women and immigrants) you can be sure that your wages are cut by more than half). This gives employers little motivation to increase wages to correct for inflation. But yeah, lets talk about how avocados are too expensive and millennials are so entitled. I swear to god I can't wait until that housing bubble bursts again and financial collapse (and it
s coming) ruins, absolutely, baby boomers assets and retirement funds. They can all suck my fucking cock. I'd legislate to send 'em all to the fucking slaughterhouse instead of fucking do anything to actually save what remains of the rest of their entitled pathetic lives.
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>>133515321
To date, millennials have done remarkably less damage than any other generation that would be posting on here.
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>>133512282
How to tell this person has never worked somewhere as a manager/by themself
1. Call locksmith; get price
2. Cash pulled out sheet
3. Write a receipt, put in computer log or filing cabinet
4. Pay the locksmith out of the safe
5 ??? Profit
Either that or go up the chain of command, chances are, your boss has a boss
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Buy a bikelock or have a friend bring one. Bikelock door handles. Txt boss code.
This is a part time min wage worker, the job is so shit it sounds like an under the table high school job
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>>133516467
according to the jews it not employees fault if door lock hardware is broke or missing.
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if i ever saw anyone moving around all retarded like that i would literally walk up to them and hit them till they stopped breathing
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>>133512282
I worked at a 24 hour gas station before getting my big boy job. The answer is simple, your boss is on a long flight to Japan to buy loli porn and engage in degenerate behavior. You don't call your coworkers for help because that is stupid, they don't know your job and they're faggots anyway. So, you have two options... One of which you will probably cut out from under me because OP is a faggot.

Option 1.) You call the assistant manager. If your boss is able to fly to Japan, then he left the store under someone else. It is the assistant managers job to be familiar with these procedures or, at the very least, to be able to become familiar with these procedures as outlined in option 2.

Option 2.) Grab the procedural handbook from under the counter and read it. Find the appropriate section, if there is one, and solve the problem.

Option 2b.) If an assistant manager is unavailable and the procedural handbook is useless, call the regional hot line and get a hold of someone further up the chain than your immediate manager. They will help you figure it out.

The most km portent thing is to not abandon your job unless your safety is at risk.

Granted, I worked at a 24 hour location and never had to lock up. But the truth is that there is always someone that you can call.
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>>133513340
nostalgiaboner.xcf
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>>133515589
kek. I knew I'd catch someone with that shit. Thanks for the (you) faggit
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>>133516093
To add to this. You the person who made the transaction should always keep the original paperwork.
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>>133512282
Weld the door shut on friday and cut it open with a grinder on monday.
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>turn off the lights
>cover my body from head to toe with tactical black body paint I keep in the trunk of my car
>stare with unwavering gaze at shop door
>2:38 am
>not blinking has paid off as I see a pair of disembodied eye balls float in through the front door
>"Halt, blackie!"
>teleport behind him
>"nothing personell, kid" as I cleanly slice him from head to toe
>"shieet, i dindu nuffin fuck you nigga muh dick" as he falls into two halves on the floor, dropping the TV he was carrying
>(we didnt even have a TV in the store I have no idea how he got it)
>wait till the sun comes up
>qt Japanese girl employee comes to open the store and sees the evidence of my manliness
>tip my fidget spinner at her
>she cums
>go home and post about it on /pol/

I'm sorry what were you saying about millennial, bitch?
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>>133512282
OP is a retard. If you hire a locksmith on the company's behalf they can bill your shop directly.

I've had to do the same thing with a plumber when i was working at a tool store.

Fucking idiot.

Sage this slide thread.
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>>133516398
>what are you doing
looking for engineering work. But really, even being homeless is more dignified than doing customer service/retail work.
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>>133516708
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>>133512622
>lol lel XD I'm not paid 2 millions a day therefore I DUN GIV A FUCK~

Typical young generation
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>>133516732
> Inb4 working retail based on commision
Selling cars in a metro city is an easy 80-100k a year, depending on how much work you put in
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>>133515574
Oh god that made me laugh out loud. Bless you.
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just fucking quit and apply for another minimum wage job

minimum wage minimal effort not like they are gonna give a raise or promotion in this economy.
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>>133513495
>Kroger
Man I am so sorry.
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>>133516924
That's how boomers have acted all their lives
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>>133512282
I know how to pick locks. I would pick the locks and close them secure and go home, but not before calling and emailing my supervisor.

I'm a millennial though, so I'd probably just ignore the fact I keep a lock-picking kit in my wallet and simply instinctively kill my self or get fired for not knowing what to do, after I E-mail my supervisor several dozen times consecutively, even though I know he's on vacation or works somewhere else.
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>>133513387
born in 93. I keep plenty of liquid cash available. I own my vehicle and maintain it MYSELF completely. I have a shit ton of assets. I have plenty in the bank. Waiting on my crypto account to be verified so i can buy the dips sit for the pumps and dump baby dump. Gonna keep learning photography, art, film, IT, coding, web dev, etc. We aren't all useless. Also I own alot of arms for when or if SHTF.
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This is so retarded. You either try to fix the lock, or call a friend/family to bring over a lock and chain from home so you can close it with that.

If you can take reach anyone because they are all asleep, then you stay overnight at the store and call them in the morning. (obviously your employer will compensate you for the time=)
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>>133516596
That's the reason I keep 'em around. This is the only other one I have.
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>>133512282
Bullshit I don't know what to do. Go get a damn screwdriver and fix the door.
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>>133516467
Not if it isn't in the job description.
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>>133512282
Lots of options. Pick one.
1. Fix and then bar the door and go out through another exit.
2. Call the locksmith I know personally. He owes me money. Besides, I would have cash on me, this whole thing is horseshit to begin with.
3. Call someone to watch the store while I buy a chain and padlock. Fix the door and then chain and lock it.
4. Not give a flying fuck because I'm going to get bitched at no matter how well or how poorly I handle the situation by my faggot boomer boss.
5. Put up a "Now Hiring" sign and tape applications to the door to ward off niggers.
6. Call OP a faggot and leave it at that.
7. Fix the door and then jam pennies in between the door and the frame until the door is jammed shut. Exit through functioning door.
8. Quit this shitty minimum wage job because I'm not going to be compensated for my trouble.
9. Fix door. Leave it unlocked. Set the alarm for the security system.
10. Be born female and thus be absolved of all responsibility. Go suck 50 dicks at the club with my coworkers.
11. Crush my fingers in the broken door and sue my employer.
12. Stay at work for 15 hours, then call boss, because I have literally nothing to do other than work or brood over how boomers ruined my country. Read articles online about how millenials don't work, while trapped at work. Collect overtime (just kidding no one gets overtime anymore).
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>>133513130
Yeah, go home and blame it on millennials.
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>>133512282
>You also don't have enough money on you to pay a locksmith.
lol?
Just get the locksmith to bill the fucking shop you autistic nigger.
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>>133514384
He doesn't, he bills the boss

>Work fucking retail and this happened to me.
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>>133512282

>boss leaves town for an extended period of time and doesn't notify you of any contingency plan in case of an emergency

Is my boss a millennial too?
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>>133517231
Who gives a fuck? I worked retail once and someone fainted in the store. I immediately rushed to their aid and started doing CPR (former lifeguard). I possibly saved their life.
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>>133513044
I refuse to believe someone doesn't have $30 to their name.
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leave and pretend there's nothing wrong
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>>133512282
I could in that situation call the accountant of the company or the person who does the shekel counting, get authorization to or have a check written from company account to pay locksmith/handyman whos details should be in the office and usually does jobs like this for a company as is usually the case and could maybe even write a invoice for the services provided if a check wasnt available till a later date.
pretty simple if you have common sense and a little bit of intuition.
>but what do i know im a pirate
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>>133517398
not your problem though. If Republicans had an actual healthcare system people wouldn't be fainting in stores from burger over doses.
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>>133512282
just spraypaint some swastikas and burn the place down.
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>>133517231
Have pride in your work
Toвapищ
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>>133517398
Were they legitimately pulseless and unresponsive? Because if some wilting flower simply faints and you immediately start doing CPR without going through the procedure like an amateur faggot, you're more likely to kill them than anything. Life guards are shit tier first responders and you shouldn't be proud of that.
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Pay the locksmith with merchandise.
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>>133517648
Being a good Samaritan is something everyone should do. Also, the person wasn't fat or out of shape.
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>>133512282
i'd rob the store desu baka
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>>133517842
>More likely to kill them
Nah, just break a few ribs and probably open yourself up to a civil suit.
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>>133512750

Man you're right
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>>133516467

While eployers and employes are both responsible for the working environment, it is up to employers to ensure equipment is safe, and up to date.

Therefore it is the employers fault, by law.

Secondly, I can pretty much guarantee that there is no clause within the employment contract that states that the employee must pay to replace locks.

One last thing with regards to the employment contract. It's nullified the moment it become impossible to fulfil, due to the fact that the employer did not provide adequate equipment.
As long as you can show you did everything within your power to ensure the safety of people/property and equipment (phoning the boss, and the police just to inform them) your boss won't be able to touch you for anything, or make unreasonable demands (stay overnight, unpaid, while waiting for a locksmith).
If you are terminated after this, you could easily have a case for workplace tribunal because it is, legally, the employers fault that the contract was void (made impossible to complete).
You could then lay claim for damages in missed income, emotional distress, and even get your job back.

The real problem with society, is that workplace law isn't a mandatory subject in schools. Gotta study that shit yourself, but if we taught it to everyone, corruption would be gone.
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>>133517873
Pay the locksmith in bitcoins, nigga.
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The locksmith would charge the company after the weekend. It wouldnt be running away.
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>>133517842
Um, they weren't breathing. They were after I did CPR.

Get fucked, leaf.
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>>133512282
I get my tools and either fix or replace the broken shit.
Let boss know, demand shekels be deposited.
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There always multiple keys/doors the probability that they all broke at once is approaching zero. And if it happened then something shady is going on, I am calling police.
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>>133512282

Depends, if I like the job I'll stay there all night.
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>>133512282
>a small electronics shop
>boss on a 15 flight to Japan.
you can't make this shit up
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>>133518065
Cool... Did they have a pulse? There's a difference between ventilating a patient that isn't breathing and CPR. I'm glad that you managed to bumble through the situation and possibly jiggled them back to life, I really am.
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>>133517842

If you're CPR-certified you're protected by what's called a Good Samaritan law in the US if you intervene in good faith, even if you don't follow the right procedure (which should be covered in your CPR certification course anyway)
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>>133517990
I'd rather be sued than let someone die in front of me. It's sad that people even have to make that choice nowadays.
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>>133512282
First world problems....
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>>133512282
>because 24 hour lock smiths aren't a thing apparently.

Get the smith down there, fix that shit, give bill to my employer and then expect to be paid for the time I spent getting him out there.
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>>133517990
Run through the priority action approach with me... What are the mechanisms that can make a person become unresponsive?
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>take old moving blanket/sheet and shoe polish
>make "yes, we're open" sign to hang out front
>do a ton of meth
>stay open 24/7 throughout the weekend
>complain regularly you're not supposed to be there today
>punch your timecard Monday morning with 48h overtime
>toss keys to boss on the way out saying there's a problem with the lock
>boss realizes being open on weekends pays crazy money
>you get instant promotion + 6-figure salary
>all those club-rat dicksucker coworkers of yours end up getting put on the weekend shifts
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What fucking store is closed for an entire weekend?
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>>133512282
Considering that I live in a country where you can get fired for helping the police stop a kidnapping (verified by Snopes even though it's a libshit website now), I would do the max without risking (((termination))) or (((getting sued))). The door needs to be fixed by a professional to avoid (((liability))) so keep calling until you get ahold of one, and have them send the invoice to the store. Couldn't hurt to call the police if you're in a bad neighborhood. Obviously try getting ahold of the other employees, even if they're in the club, they don't want to get fired for not helping you :-)
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>>133518005
>internet lawyers
>autists living in amgicland
Nigga, even if you are 101% legally in the right, what are the chances you don't get fired within a week of being reinstated and chances of your next possible employer not googling your name, finding it in the 'believe it or not section of your town/village nespaper and feeding your CV and job application into a shredder?
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>be OP
>spends their time thinking up stupid scenarios
>to seem cool on 4chan

We can make up stupid scenarios too.

>lock broken
>calls owners wife
>fucks owners wife who has been flirting with you
>fuck her in the store all weekend
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>>133518310
Of course... If this guy was CPR certified, he would be able to explain the situation clearly. If he's just a good Samaritan that did a good job, that's fine too. I'm simply picking on him because this is 4chan and it is my right to make fun of amateurs. In fact, I would argue that our willingness to mock one another is the greatest learning tool we possess.
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>>133513387
>small electronics store that doesn't have a cash register
10/10 boomers are completely fucked in the head
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>>133512282
>Not checking the lock at the beginning of your shift and again a few hours before closing so you can plan ahead to get it repaired in time.
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Pay the locksmith with the stores petty cash or takings and get a receipt Jesus Christ.
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>>133512282
what the hell is this weird ass thread?
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>>133517648
I'm 50-50 on whether you're Drumpf memeing me or not, but just in case, here's a reminder on whose healthcare you'd be paying for.
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>>133518427
There are people here right now that have not worked for two or more days straight.
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>>133517236
I lost it at #10. Good show, anon.
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>>133518607

If I got fired within a week, I'd be taking free consultations with various legal firms and trying to get a quote on prices. Get the cheapest, it won't go all the way to trial anyway.

Reject all settlements unless they offer to sign a non-disclosure agreement, therefore preventing bad PR for either party.

No one finds out.
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>>133518774

A creative thinking exercise
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i improvise a bed and make guard by the door phoneposting till monday
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>your job is to come in at 9PM, make sure all the employees leave, restock the shelves with merchandise, and close the store at 12AM, then go home.
What fucking idiot hires on a whole other person to close up a store and then leave a few hours later? Who does this shit?
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>>133512282
Turn off the light switch, then go into the room and feel each bulb to see which one is warm, then through process of elimination, you'll be able to find which bulb is burnt out.
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>>133513044
>>133512282
>Also nailing the door shut is prolly out of the question.
think I give a fuck?
Ill weld the fucking door shut. boss dont like it and wants to fire me then Ill give him the offer to grind it open at the cost of all of the merchandise that would have been lost if it went for my quick thinking and going above and beyond.
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>>133512282
Call the locksmith and tell him to bill the business. Durp, leave the bill on the boss's desk and write him an email explaining it. Go home with store locked up.
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>>133512282
So what are you supposed to do?
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>>133516467
You don't pay me enough for that and it's not in my job description. Fuck off, I'm not slaving for you, ya cunt.
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I call my niggas and take everything we can carry.
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>>133518399
True, a third-world problem would be a crazy dictator killing your entire family, thanks for the perspective.
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>>133514384
Call ICE.
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Also how has no one addressed this broken lock before, wouldn't the person who opened the store that day notice it?
What shitshow of a store is this?
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>>133512282

I'd call the police.
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>>133519042
Don't have to give health insurance if they aren't full-time :-)
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>>133519329
Yes, someone will probably be going up the river, but if you follow my sagelike advice here >>133518602 it won't be you!
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>>133514384
stop moving the goal posts everytime some one comes up with a solution to your original question you add an unrealistic wrinkle.
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>>133519413
T.greedy jew
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> post selfie on company's facebook page that door can't be locked..
> tweet company's twitter.. oh nooo.. what do i do..
> post on company's IG selfie before i leave..
> go home..
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>>133519042
Businesses hire on more works to work disparate hours so no one gets full time work and the health insurance benefits that entails. That's why kids work 2 part time jobs instead of 1 full time.
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>>133512282
Call locksmith. Pay with money from till.
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>>133512282
false premise, the 'boss' of a small electronics shop would never have the money nor time nor justifiable reason to fly to japan from the USA for any purpose whatsoever. since when do chinks or pakistanis go to japan
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What the hell is wrong with me I'm working 3 hour shifts

The solution is to put your head in the door and slam in
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>>133512282
Why wouldn't I just call some friends to look after it for a few hours while I gather some tools to do a makeshift fix and text the boss to give him a heads up until I can get it fixed proper?

>OP is a faggot and has never had to work with his hands to fix shit
That probably explains it
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>>133519413
Do you have any fucking idea how easy it is to have a few part time thralls close up a store at the end of their shift? That happens all across the fucking nation, more often than not. Have you ever worked in any sort of store or restaurant
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>>133513387
What did you say to me peasant? And this the cash I keep in my wallet
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Locksmith just makes an invoice and the business pays it later. This is actually how real life works. Go fuck yourself and fuck millenials.
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>>133519617
It's a joke from someone who isn't even the OP
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>>133512282
Reading this thread has reminded me why I hate working retail jobs.
>coming in for 3 fucking hours at night time every day, probably only getting paid about $7/hour, so you're taking home less than $20 after tax withholding, per night
>being the only employee on duty and charged with the responsibility of ensuring the safety of the entire store's merchandise, which is not reflected in your pay
>one of the other employees clearly broke the lock when they unlocked the store that morning, but did nothing about it and also didn't tell you about it
>boss is unreachable
>other employees don't give a shit
>actually punished for having a sense of responsibility by being forced to deal with this problem off the clock

From reading the thread, the solution appears to be as follows:
>try to fix the door/lock yourself
>if that doesn't work, call a locksmith
>if the locksmith insists on cash, use some cash from the register
>if you can't get in contact with a locksmith, jerry rig a way to hold the door closed with furniture or rope from the inside, exit out the back entrance and call a locksmith in the morning
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>>133519702
Your shit theory might work if closing up a store took three hours instead of the usual hour or less.
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>>133512282
>>133512282
You call for emergency service and have an invoice sent to the business, and all of this is on the clock for you. How hard is that?
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>>133512282
Investigate the lock and door, see if there's some way I can fix it. If that isn't possible, do the following:

If there's a back door, figure out some alternative way to seal the front and walk out the back.

If that isn't possible, then stay overnight. In the morning, call the boss, fellow employees, and a locksmith in that order. You said you couldn't call them that night, but people don't stay in clubs/flights forever moron.
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>>133512282
call the police and inform them of the situation
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>ur boss asks you to use the eccang system to check skus and draw up reorder and sample files
>ur boss asks you to clone deals to our b2b clients

boomers can't do this fucken got em
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>>133512282
>>You can't call your boss because he's on a 15 flight to Japan.
>>And you can't contact the other employees because there's only 2 of them, it's a Friday night, they're up in the club.
call them anyways.
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>>133519654
It's a small electronics shop. What would spamming their social media (if they even have one) even accomplish?
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>>133519208
make a thread on /pol/
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>>133512282
>call locksmith
>tell him to bill store
>explain situation to boss after flight
>store pays locksmith
Or is this some weird universe where the locksmith requires cash on the spot
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>>133519829

Are you a nigger carrying that much cash on you? Why isn't that cash working for you making a return on investment?

Pretty sure you are a nigger.
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>>133512282
>pay a locksmith.
It is a store you dumb shit grab some money and use it.
In a world of millennials this will not work because they spend all their money in weeds and alcohol.
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Take money out of the register, pay the locksmith, leave a receipt and a note.
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I would do what any self respecting boomer would do.
Go post on Facebook about how my minimum wage part time "crew member" (I don't give him a job title because I expect him to do the work of 3 jobs) is lazy and didn't fix my door that's so dilapidated that it not only no longer locks but it doesn't close either.
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>>133512282
I'd crash for the night and hopefully get ahold of my superior the next day
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>>133512282
Call the landlord of the property since it's their responsibility. Boom, done.
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Oh yeah then what are you supposed to do you fucking worthless nigger?

If the answer is so fucking simple than say it and prove how retarded everyone is. But you don't because you're full of it
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>>133512282
>>You also don't have enough money on you to pay a locksmith.

>Implying you need to pay him out of pocked on the spot

All you need to do is tell him to bill the company. It's unlikely he'd even ask you to pay in the first place, he'd just mail the bill.
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>>133515724
were you literally born yesterday
you mouthbreathing fucking idiot
if you ever suspected your parents are disappointed in you, it's all true
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>>133518950
Son, it is not my intention to insult. I sincerely have the best intentions. This is 4chan and IDK if you are serious. I hope that anyone reading our discussion gets the message. Sometimes in life one can be 100% in the right and still end up being fucked. IDK if your daddy is a lawyer or you've seen every episode of some hollywood bs lawyering tv show. Your line of reasoning is autismal and there is a reason people who reason like you are considered damaged goods.
>If I got fired within a week, I'd be taking free consultations with various legal firms...
Office/workplace politics can get quite tricky and I assure you that no matter how much above average IQ you got (and I like the idea of believing you are not a tard), there's people out there who are more experienced and will fuck you over easy-peasy.
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>>133512282
Buy a bike lock or something from Walmart and put it on the door, unlock it when you re-open on Monday and let the boss and other employees know ASAP that the door is fucked.
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>Electronics store
Assuming it sells consumer grade alarm systems that notify can notify the police, unbox and set one up.
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>>133520431
niga ieon care bout em returns no moe bruh, plenty moe where dis shit come from niga
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>>133512282
>Baby Boomers > millennials
Baby boomers raised the millennials, they are shit responsible for everything that is wrong with the countries of the world.
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>>133520420
It's a universe where you apparently make a whole other position that's dedicated to taking three entire hours to close up a small store, so things like invoices may very well not exist.
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>>133520021
>one of the other employees clearly broke the lock when they unlocked the store that morning, but did nothing about it and also didn't tell you about it
>actually punished for having a sense of responsibility by being forced to deal with this problem off the clock
If you handle the situation correctly, the other employee who broke the lock will be punished (probably fired) and you will be rewarded for handling the situation correctly, if your employer is worth so much as a grain of sand.

>if you can't get in contact with a locksmith, jerry rig a way to hold the door closed with furniture or rope from the inside, exit out the back entrance and call a locksmith in the morning
It's "nigger rig"! Not a good idea, because if thieves break in, everything will be (((your fault))) because you didn't let a professional replace the lock. You might even get (((terminated))) anyway even if nothing happens.
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If he has the books in store (and probably evading taxes), getting them copy them, bring the originals back. Call police inform, get home. If somebody robbed the stroe blind and boss makes a scene, take him too court get a big settlement because it wasn't in my contract and I did all could do, wait half a year, leak the documents to the Financial authorities laugh my ass off while an other boomer will die in poverty
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>>133517017
This, I love you son
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>>133512282
Fuck Id fix the lock.
I could have that door off it hinges, hardware removed in less then 10 minutes
give me an hour it would have a new coat of paint and brand new hardware

btw cheap locksets go for under 30$

besides, even landlords have to give tenants an emergency contact contractor (at least in Canada), be suprised if a businesss didnt have too

also alot of locksmiths offer "emergency services" and an employee could make a contract to have lock fixed, probably gonna take a couple of hours though
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>>133513387
You're a stupid faggot. Invoices are very real. I get your point but you're just going to shoot down every answer.
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>>133512282
Simple,
>be me in your stupid unrealistic situation
>call locksmith anyway
>late as fuck so gotta pay call out prices
>idgaf not my money cuz it's not my door
>owner shouldn't be such a cheap fuck and should do some maintenance and then maybe he wouldn't have a shitty broken door
>locksmith comes and fixes door
>tells me how much it is
>I tell him I just work here and that he needs to send the invoice to the owner like a normal person does.
>he realizes he is an idiot because nobody pays cash for contract jobs like this
>he mails the invoice to the company's billing address
> I go home and get shit faced playing Zelda because it's Friday and I have no friends
>owner receives bill in the mail
>locksmith gets paid in 2-3 weeks when the owner does the bills like everyone else in this country

Be less of a faggot op, I know it's hard but you should still try
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>>133512463
fucking lol
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>>133516708
>>(we didnt even have a TV in the store I have no idea how he got it)
lost it
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>>133516924
I wouldn't die for the store being paid the minimal wage,thats for sure
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>>133513123
>not knowing a trusted Locksmith
>Not knowing how things works in real life
Stupid leaf, stay in the store while your fat chink wife it's getting fuck by a gang of niggers.

>>133512744
This, but I wouldn't try to fix the door because I don't want to waste time.
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>>133512282
Call a locksmith, give him the boss's contact info and tell him to bill it to him
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>>133514900
OP last responded hours ago and never gave any answer

He's nothing but a worthless kike trying to pollute and slide the board, stop fucking bumping the thread with answers like "durr I'd fix the lock"

If there's an answer it's this invoice bullshit which anyone would have figured out if they were actually in the situation and called the locksmit

Fucking retards
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>you have literally no valid options in this retarded hypothetical situation because i say so arbitrarily
>LMAO good luck faggots! this is why millennials suck!
what
i'd just fucking take care of it and contact the opener and leave the boss a voicemail
there are 30 different options
chain it up, call a locksmith, fix the fucking door using a youtube tutorial (inb4 this blows a boomer's mind)
this is not hard
hur dur muh millennials
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Can we just turn this into a Boomer hate thread?
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>>133512282
Store doesn't open until monday, then I doubt they have cameras. Could make it look like a B&E, take cash, wait for the call and shrug. Stores have insurance
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>>133512282
i go home, call the boss next morning that the door isn't locked because its shit.
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>>133521566
This, op is a millennials Boomer cuck loser.
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I have worked in four privately owned stores in the past and they all had 24hour locksmiths on call. IN the one responsible for this situation is the owner of said establishment.
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>>133519643
Nah I'm just explaining the sad reality. Machiavelli might have been a republican doing the same thing in The Prince, by the way.

>>133519810
Still doesn't seem like science fiction to hire people just to close. Lots of security at stake during closing. Now, every retail store I've worked at had the regulars close, but this was about a decade ago and in a relatively business-friendly state.
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>>133512282
Like one anon said chain it or put a lock on it.

No lock or locking impossible then it's a store it better have some petty cash on it. Use it to call a lock smith. If I don't have any cash on me or the register was closed and emptied I call a friend to borrow me money and get a note from a locksmith to give to my boss.

Assuming that no lock smith is available call a friend to bring beers, call the boss in the morning 15hrs isn't Monday and he better pay me for over time.
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>>133512282
>call the cops
Ayy lots of millennial retards in this thread lol. if someone has damaged the door they are definitely waiting outside to get in; you're supposed to call the po-po first, errytime. duh.
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>>133521778
And if not with a private locksmith, it was with the insurance/security company.
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>>133521778
They also have security. This people are responsible for it.

Neglecting will be leaving the store not safe.
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>>133521713
The store would look something like this by the time the door was fixed tho
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>>133512282
>Make a thread on /pol/ about it
>Check all the answers and see which one seems the most efficient given your situation with money/tools/locksmiths in the area etc
>????
>fix it and go home
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>>133515508
Underrated
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>>133512750
close but not really a cigar
>>133512914
winnah by doing the right thing for the wrong reason
>>133513021
>police wouldnt give a shit.
bzzt wrong. police will give a shit.
>>133513130
>>133513640
kek boomers are worse than their millennial fuckwit kids
>>133513638
observant
>>133513669
small town cops are the best
>>133513768
sorta correct
>>133513934
das rite


im bored with this now, fuck it. bye.
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Boomer answer: Stay overnight for free, show you're dedicated to the company and maybe in 15 years you'll make day shift which has a 1$ raise.

Correct answer: Get the door closed to the best of your ability. Call one of the employees/or the boss the next morning. If you're asked to supervise the lock repair demand overtime.
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If the store is really adamant about not fixing the lock, wait the 12 hours until your boss is available. Order in and watch tv, don't punch out. Or call another supervisor. If I'm a pt lackey, I'm not getting paid to make executive decisions. Know your place, get some extra hours, enjoy it by funposting the night away.
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>>133517473
I dont currently. Sittin on 7 bucks till I get paid
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>>133512282
>call locksmith, fix lock, close shop
>forward bill to owner

What's the problem?
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Call the locksmith anyway. I have credit cards, could write a check which would take some time to clear and give me a chance to get some money into my account, or could just have a friend or family member transfer me some money via venmo/paypal/etc.
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>>133512282
Stupid fucking question,
>the boss is on 25 hr flight
>other 2 employees at the club
The boss would have left somebody incharge of the store while he was away, the first person you call would be him. (Fuck you I assumed gender, women make shit managers)
If you can't contact the interim manager, call the fucking locksmith anyway.
>>
The sad thing about this is that my generation, X, is just slightly better than the faggot boomers but at least it puts us lightyears ahead of the millennial fucks. with any luck our gen z kids are going to kill you all.
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>>133520676

>Office/workplace politics can get quite tricky and I assure you that no matter how much above average IQ you got (and I like the idea of believing you are not a tard), there's people out there who are more experienced and will fuck you over easy-peasy.
This hypothetical situation was a small time electronics store, not wall street.

Secondly,

>IDK if your daddy is a lawyer or you've seen every episode of some hollywood bs lawyering tv show. Your line of reasoning is autismal and there is a reason people who reason like you are considered damaged goods.

I learned from reading. My company was notoriously corrupt and doing some dodgy shit, I needed to find out how to combat that in order to save my job.

>Sometimes in life one can be 100% in the right and still end up being fucked.
I know that.
But when it came to it, I managed to prove I was in the right, and had some upper managements asses twitching, because surprise surprise, a bunch of pissant boomers shit bricks when people stop playing defence, and start asking too many questions they can't answer.
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>>133514047
You know Quasimodo predicted all this
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>>133520382
You dense motherfucker. He was saying millennials are so used to oversharing that any nignog reading twitter is going to come to the slow realization through his crack-addled haze that this idiot employee just advertised an unlocked store looting free-for-all on social media.
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>>133513640
Also this. My boomer father once told me that when he was a kid one day he and his friends suddenly found a stage assembled in the park where they usually played
Since they wanted the place all by themselves they fucking knocked down the scaffolding holding the stage up
And from how he talked about it I think they weren't even in their teens yet
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>>133517236
Number 4 bang on
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>>133522827
First I would try getting a locksmith who would invoice the store instead of getting paid on the spot. The whole context is so sketchy that I would be lining up a new employer as soon as the issue was resolved.
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>>133514946
My dad told me today that at my age (22) he started building his first house without a loan.

The fucker got a bitch smack amount of land from my grandpa for free...
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I'd call none emergency and ask to have an officer sit out front while I fix the door, I always have my tool bag in my trunk.
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>>133512282
You get a locksmith there, and have them bill the business. You stay until the situation is fixed.
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>>133521208
I honestly can't remember the last time I saw someone on this site use "lol" instead of "kek". Might you be from reddit?
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>>133523894
Also bill my employer as a contractor for services rendered.
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>>133523631
Boomers are the most spoilt generation ever.
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>>133517473
I've got 81 cents until I get paid. Currently eating bread I've had in the freezer for just this occasion. I live 200% below the poverty line. Not everyone is privileged enough to be part of the working, middle and upper class like you anon. So check your privilege and realize some people have to make due with less.
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>>133512282
>You also don't have enough money on you to pay a locksmith
Last time I needed a locksmith, they just gave an invoice to pay within 30 days, am I so old that handing out invoices is gone? or are millennials just that retarded?
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boomers... this has such an easy answer

>secure door with cable wires
>turn lights to 25%
>turn on static from stereos to 100%
>ignite small fire in middle of store to ward off predators and potentially attract mate
>doffer all clothing
>shit on floor
>smear feces in war patterns on face and chest
>create small weapons out of common electronic devices and proceed to threaten passers-by
>ejaculate for 60 hours or until next shift comes in
>leave like a hero and come in next day claiming no recollection of events. Insist person on video was a doppelganger and that this isn't the first time this has happened.
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