If animals evolved to the point where they could talk to us and

Ants have queens but besides from that they're commie as fuck.

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I'd instantly join a troop of right wing Chimpanzee death squads

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>>133478902
If we can admit that birds are descendants of dinosaurs, why can't we accept that blacks descended from Egyptian kings?

really makes you think

>ants in auth right
>Wolves in auth left
>Rats in libertarian center

You must either know nothing about animals or nothing about politics cause your shit is all fucking retarded in this chart

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>>133478902
>wolves
>hunt in packs
>collectivist
>usually skinny due to lack of food
hmmmm

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>>133479949
>wolves
>hunt exclusively with their own kind
>stronger together
>usually full from feeding on the lives of others
hmmmm

>>133478902
Also I'm taking the ants.

How are cats authoritarian?

>>133481100
smug parasites. praised by cucks.
cowards if shown true human might

>>133481100
Cats are literally Hitler.

>>133479155
this desu. OP is a faggot. and he have 0 credebility for the mistakes he has done.

>>133479155
And what's up with wolves being left wing? They're fascist as fuck team hunters. Tbh most animals are fascist because nature is extremely fascist

>>133479372
Actually Old Egypt was great due to them mixing with Asian People Groups (From Levant and Mesopotamia) and due to living conditions,the founders were brown, not black tribes, the Negros came because everybody had to abandon the Sahara and they too searched refuge. Later it was completely made Hellenic and then Arabic.
Even the only really succesful early African States, Ethiopia and the Ghana Empire, Swahili trade confederations and Shaka Zulu just were doing what Europeans did in ealy Antiquity, relied on Semitic elites and abrahamic religions.
Birds developed from Dinosaurs without cultural influence or racemixing.

>>133478902
Swap ants and wolves and it'd be p gud

>>133482106
Abraham(pbuh) settled in egypt.
dont forget many prophets lived in egypt.
egyptians are highly semitic.

>>133479949
>>133480308
They are predators, only Alpha males and Females may reproduce. Hunting in packs is also due to Efficiency, they live of war and that is their natural state, they are athletic but durable (skinny but strong) and they have borders of territory and only kill weak,ill and old animals, having fights against each other for power and beeing aggressive. But yes they also have socialist Elements.
I'd say National Socialism comes closest.

>>133482367
That's what I meant, they mixed with Asian People from Mesopotamia and Levante.

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"National-socialism" is not an ideology you morons

>>133482367
Abraham was Babylonian

>>133482886
Yep?

>>133482707
you are right.

>>133478902
This thread is Reddit tier and anyone responding to it is contributing towards the degeneration of this board. Go back to r/thedonald op
>sage

>>133483497
no

>>133478902
Wait if animals would talk wouldn't we basically live in a Pagan Society because they would instantly scream "WE WUZ RIGHT ABOUT NATURE N' SHIT" and cucks would convert?

I also expect Apes to watch the Planet of the Apes, but due to their intilligence White People will probably arm them to genocide and conquer Africans. They even are smarter than them, fucking chimpanzee superiority. >>133479281 Would be possible.

Also cavalry might actually prove more effective because we could tell horses how to fight properly and equip them with heavy kevlar suits and possibly armorprotection against explosives, would be awesome. War Elephants could possibly return, War Dogs would improve.

Rats and Martens could be used to get nuclear plans and similar. Atomar Equipment would simply be destroyed or abandoned, you couldn't stop a fly or mosquito from at least spying at your plans.

Second Emu War, Emus will win again.

Animals could actualy build a kingdom with humans in some jungle shithole, like Amazone or Kongo Woods. I bet Hippies will aid them and try to reproduce.

And we could even find out where Jews hide their Gold, due to their fleas in the hairy beards and curls.

Guys the world would be fucking redpilled, imagine the time when we reach higher technology in cloning and can create a revived Blondie who can tell us all of Hitler's Secrets and what he was like.

Cats would basically outpopulate Muslims.

China would be send to court for Genociding Cats and others.

>>133483497
This is actually quite refreshing, Syria General and Trump President simply spam /pol/ to hell and dominate, whiule the rest is made up of Freaks and some Antifas,Negros and Homos, actually redpilled Content is scarce, defending it is currently the most popular Thing on /pol/.
Degeneracy is that you do not Keep Cucks and Normies out of this board and go full unprofessional larping and useless attacks (Anti-Kraut memes,Hating Namefags/Newfags,Operation Autist Storm).

>>133482719
Nobody actually stated that, Ivan.

>>133481273
Rabat Madjer is right on this one