>"Russia pretending to be Western is like a spider p

he still hasn't gotten his two scoops yet

>>133469401
The Kvetchening.

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>>133469401
probably the same thing Patton meant...

>>133469401

Colbert is a jew. The jew realizes such an alliance is bad for the balance of power respective to them. The jew seeks to convince them that they should hate eachother and despise one another. Its a simple ruse.

Uh, excuse me, racist much?

>>133469401
Dude can barely sit still. Wonder what has him so anxious.

>>133469401
They really wanted that world war 3

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Can some slavs get together and call him out for being a rasict bigot?

>>133470277

No thanks, we're not niggers. Just leave us alone. Call us what you want, but just don't push your jewish agendas on us.

>>133469401
Russians can't be trusted, you can work with them, but you can never trust them. They're still intoxicated by the Soviets.

>>133469401
>lol nobody would think to ally with those things
>WHY AREN'T WE IMPORTING MORE MUSLIMS?! REEEE


I'll never understand how normies listen to this and eat it up.

>>133469401
why would a spider want to look like a leaf we use the other flags for a reason

>>133469401
Did he really give up any pretense of making a joke and go straight into hard ass propaganda mode?

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is he wearing lipstick?

>>133470246
>Hungary supporting Russia
disgusting
Von Neumann's rolling in his grave

>>133470192
>Dude can barely sit still. Wonder what has him so anxious
Probably that he is only a britbong crypti-goy and he is being sued by the jewiest jew that ever jewed

Why does having a good relationship with Russia freak the Deep State out so much?

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>>133469401
I remember black and white films where guys in nicely tailored uniforms were saying things like this. It was hard to follow at times tho because the narration was in German.

>>133469401
He is a jew which pretends that he is a good boy

He wants remaining young white men to die in ww3.

>>133469401

Jesus. Talk about xenophobia and racism.

What a fucking lunatic.

>>133470515
Lol yeah I noticed this a couple b years ago

>>133470643

Because there's nowhere left for the new to run.

The Jews weren't going to control the chinks until after their economy crashed, and by then we were supposed to already be in a hot war over Syria.

>>133470516
Do I like russia?
No.
Do I want to die in a war democrats started to distract others from their corruption?
Even bigger No.

>>133470891

*Jew

>>133470903
So you rather roll over when Russian invade? You're a disgrace.

>>133470767

Replace Russia with Africa/Israel, and you've got the all the evidence of double standards you'd want.

>>133469401
A FUCKING LEAF

>>133469401
remember hillarys reset button?
i member.
remember when mitt romney took shit in 2012 for being an anti russia neocon?
pepridge farm remembers.

>>133469401
Imagine saying that about a brown country lmao.

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>>133469401

>all this open support for Islam and Mexicans
>act as if Russians are sub human
And people say Trump is an egomaniac. Surely no human being could lack this much self awareness

HITLER HATED RUSSIANS
COLBERT WENT FULL HITLER
#FIRECOLBERT

>>133469401
A jew trying to tell us Russia is bad. It's almost like there's something going on here.

>I see John Oliver in thumbnail
>CLICK LIKE
So the stereotype of a drooling sheep is actually real?

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>>133469401
I'LL GET U DRUMPHIES!!!!!

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>>133469401
>uncanny valley of the west
Well, it was pretty funny actually.
When we invade, i'll take these two guys as my jesters.

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>>133471137

the only thing russians will invade is the local liquour store.

literally nobody is afraid of muh russians.

its a funny, trend, though.
i noticed 90% of comments under news articles are saying that literally everybody on the planet is a russian agent working for putin, and everything going on in the world right now is only thanks to putin.


well, kurwa, it looks like "muh putin" is the single most powerful man and biggest employer on planet earth!!

>>133472059
>A polack being obedient little bitch to it's former master

What a suprise.

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>>133472349
>a cockhole freaking out about muh Russia

What a surprise.

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>>133472349

>a butthurt ukrainian

What a surprise.

not to mention, your retarded post doesnt even make sense.
but ukrainians making retarded posts...... not a surprise.

>>133469401


"I'm being sued by a coal company."

WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! YEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Colbert is an elitest, as Jerry Lewis says. He's one of those "look at me, I'm so smart" Liberals who thinks they aree better than everybody else by dropping obscure facts and information.

I studied Russian history. What he is getting at is that Russia has always been caught between the East and the West, as far as who to emulate. When they started to become powerful, about the time of Peter, they made a conscious decision to emulate the French Court, and ever since then they have made an effort to import and emulate Western European sensibilities at the highest levels of power.

Colbert is using that historical fact to make jokes and show everyone how smart and sophisticated he is.

These two should be gassed.

>>133472349
>>133472606
Ukraine's retarded "country" (LMAO) doesn't make sense.

>>133472349
>ukranian butthurt about being a non-country that lost some clay recently

Justified tbqh

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It's amazing the amount of fear mongering here in the US against Russians, should I chimp out? (Russian immigrant)

>>133470175
you can't be raycist to slav or cis white male, sweetie:)

>>133470903
Relax, there will never ever be a war. Why? Because Hungary knows that invading Russia is futile and will never do it.

>>133469401
This Russia hate it's truly insensitive.
Where's the liberal tolerance?
Where's the progressive love?
Oh, wait they are mostly a white, Christian nation.

>>133474440
Not like more of you goys didn't die in statistical comparison to the holocaust that never happened.

W8 M8 slavophobia is right out of Hitler's playbook dromphf is making us Nazi's!!

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>>133469401
>Russia pretending to be Western is like a spider pretending to be a leaf
You know, considering how our ((liberals)) and cucks do that to distance themselves form genpop i have to agree with this statement

>>133469401
>"It's like one scoop pretending to be two scoops."

>>133469401
Why would anyone on earth want to pretend to be a leaf? A leaf.. a fucking leaf.
Though not all leaves are shit, I like J. Peterson and Canadian journalist Eva Bartlett, for example

>>133470643
The American deep state/military-industrial complex/intelligence agencies have spent 70 years trying to destroy Russia. Exactly why? Who knows. I suppose it has to do with the fact that most of the economically relevant countries are in Europe, and by keeping Europeans bound to America then America can easily control the world- and therefore the people who control America, control the world. The Russians have historically rivaled America as the dominant influence in post-WWII Europe.

That's just my speculation anyway, mostly based on the fact that China is a bigger threat yet strangely the deep state types seem eager to suck Chinese dick and try to incorporate them into the global elite.

>>133470891
No

>>133472349
Poland is also your former master though

In any case being so salty towards people you share so much in common with is why Slavs (except the Russians) will always be irrelevant. "Oh man those other Slavs stole our goats once upon a time so even though we literally speak almost the same language we hate them forever and would rather suck the dicks of foreign powers than unite and create a better future. Muh goats."

>>133469401
>"Russia pretending to be Western is like a spider pretending to be a leaf"

https://www.livescience.com/56910-leaf-mimicking-spider-found.html

Ok

2 million dead in the middle east since Iraq and Afghanistan

Funded Al Qaeda and funded ISIS in Syria, both of whom employ child soldiers, practice slavery/sex slavery, kill children

Overthrown countless governments

Influenced countless foreign elections

Hillary sold Uranium to Russia and also met with Russia in the exact same way Trump did
But Russia is just a step too far.

>>133469401
He's not wrong. What this should make watchers ask is, why did the allies hand over half of Europe to a bunch of dangerous animals?

>>133476254
Yes, it's strange, can't really grasp it. There is no large Russian capital which would be absorbing american companies, there is no Russian competitive business taking over markets with rare exceptions, but those are fairly tiny in grand scale of international trade (i.e. arms, nuclear, helicopters, etc.). The economic threat to America is much larger from China than from Russia.

>>133470427
I'd trust the Russians before I trusted anyone part of the American (or Canadian) political establishment.

>>133476990
At least when they stab you they look in your eyes..

russia bros, please give them something to worry about. could you please put two scoops of plutonium inside the pillows of these two dipshits? much obliged

>>133476254
>The American deep state/military-industrial complex/intelligence agencies have spent 70 years trying to destroy Russia. Exactly why? Who knows.

Because Russia would try helping or interfering with other countries the way the US has done for years. This upsets the deep state because they like to engage in their Machiavellian plans that they keep on trying to do, so they get pissed off at Russia and promote anti-Russia sentiment.

Who is she?

>>133470891
It goes far beyond muh joos. The pope himself said this alliance would be dangerous and go against the Western values

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>>133469858
IF YOU DARE MENTION THE SCOOPS AGAIN THIS NAZI WHORE IS GETTING IT UP THE FUCKING ASS BLOODY!

>>133470277
Who is she?

>>133477081
when you are being bombed with drones and tomahawks, no one is looking into your eyes

regarding katyn for example where indeed polacks were shot in the back of their heads, it was 80 years ago, you can't be butt-hurt for so long

>>133469401
Jeus fuckin Christ late night hosts guest at a late night show.

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>>133477281
the pope is a luciferian, nigger feet kissing, child raping jesuit cocksucker

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>>133476254
>>133476804
It all has to do with American hegemonic ambitions; their desire to be the world police and the sole superpower. Russia, while much weaker economically and militarily, still has just as may nukes as America. MAD is still a thing, even today, and Russia is the only country that it applies to. They can't incorporate Russia into the west and cuck them the way they do other European countries because it's too big and would have too much power within the bloc, so their next best option is to weaken and/or destroy it, and ideally split it up into smaller nations, permanently. From there, some basic divide and conquer strategies would solve the problem for good.

>four eyed beta cuck leeching of the Trump presidency for material talks to other four eyed beta cuck leeching off Trump presidency for material

>>133469401
He doesn't want the two largest white countries to get along, obviously. The Jews are panicking so hard that they aren't even hiding thier plans for white genocide. They're hoping America has enough non-whites to go ahead and begin the purge. They weren't expecting Trump, so the attempted purge is happening sooner than they wanted. They wanted to let at least 10 million more illegal Mexicans gain amnesty status before they went full-purge.

>>133477509
I'm not, you apologized, someone could argue you should do more but at least you did something. Besides I don't mind Russians as people.
Can't say the same bout hohols.
I would drink vodka with Ruskies and have fun.
But only when Hell comes down to earth I would drink vodka with Ukrainians.

>>133477764
Only EU cucks go around giving gibs though.

US Military Industrial Complex needs an external enemy to justify trillions of dollars taken from American taxpayers and put into the military. Without that enemy, thousands of wealth, powerful people would lose all their wealth and power.

I think the MIC will never accept Trump's detente with Russia. They would rather there be a coup or civil war in America than risk their trillion-dollar scam being exposed. Likewise, Trump will never accept their refusal to obey the elected government.

Honestly, I'm convinced the Russiagate narrative is the pretext for an impending coup. They already tried to do it to FDR, but FDR was too popular. Trump is very unpopular on the coasts; internal regime change would be even easier than in Ukraine. The heartland would rebel and secede, then you'll have Civil War 2.0.

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>>133469401
Pic related.

>>133477680
I understand hegemonic ambitions and what you are saying, I don't understand why so much about Russia and comparatively nothing about China.
Regarding nukes, well even China have enough nukes to wipe out USA pretty much, still nobody would try that. But economically China is much larger threat.

>>133477831
I'm not sure how this is relevant to my post and what do you mean Alexander.
[spoiler]my greek friend would be so butthurt now[/spoiler]

>>133477081
>At least when they stab you they look in your eyes
I think you mean, "at least they look you in the eye when they stab you", polskibro.

>>133478017
Meh greeks are so turksih, turks have more greekan facial features.

>>133477867
>The heartland would rebel and secede, then you'll have Civil War 2.0.
And then the Jews get even richer.

Trumptards should count themselves lucky that the Russian thing exist. If it didn't they would have to deal with how shitty of a president Trump is.

>>133478104
I sometimes piss him off when I mention that.

Did he just say a spider can't identify as a leaf? What the fucks wrong with him?

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>>133478141
>Getting all of this done while being the subject of the largest witch hunt in American history
Why u mad tho?

haha canada has no spiders fuckin cucks

>>133469401
But refugees are 100% ok, goy

>>133470192
His ratings.

>>133478196
1.Half they stuff he hasn't done.
2. Some of that stuff is the result of the Obama's administration that Trump is taking claim for.
3. How do you justify spending 60 million on golfing trips while cutting a program that only cost 3 million?

>>133470277

As a Slav, I confirm he is 100% right. Russians hate the west, this is a part of his identity, all together with lying all around to push their shit.

>>133478353
Why are you lying on the internet?
>muh Obama

>>133477955
China has only a few hundred nukes IIRC. From the perspective of military corporations like Lockheed Martin, the greater a given external threat, the more money the government will give you to "defend" against it.

It really is one of the biggest scams in history. Literally trillions of dollars of taxpayer money wasted on "defending" a country that's literally impossible to invade against manufactured "enemies", just so a handful of assholes can get insanely rich.

>>133470460
Underrated

>>133477955
You couldn't wipe out a country as geographically large and spread out as America with only ~200 nukes. You could do some damage, but that would be at the expense of your existence, so it's more like one guy suicides and the other gets a broken jaw.

Economically China is a paper tiger. There is no innovation going on there, which means that even if they do catch up to the west, they will never be an economic leader.

>>133471677
John Oliver has smaller hands th and trump.

>>133478418
>Why are you lying on the internet?

Why are you? Ford's Michigan investment, SoftBank's $50 billion US investment, and Charter Communications' hiring plans are all thing done by the Obama administrations that Trump took credit for. Trump can't take credit for creating jobs when he hasn't passed any law or bill that have created jobs.

>>133469401
>"Africa pretending to be Western is likea spider pretending to be a leaf"
>"Niggers are dangerous animals that no sane Westerner would cooperate with"
kek

>>133478405
>As a hohol immigrant living in Saskatchewan for gibs
Hohols are usually a piece of shit. There are ok ukrainians, but those are Russians. And out of all hohols which exist, the worst combination is canadian hohol, literally trash subhumans and you can't speak on behalf of slavs or make any judgments about what Russians hate or not.

>>133469401
for a pair of crazy little kike-cunts who want war with Russia so bad; who wants to bet that they won't be the ones to sign up for the front line if they got their wish?

>>133478126
The rebels/loyalists in this case would be mostly made up of right-wing militia types. i.e. bad news for Shlomo

>>133469401
That's gotta be the most jewish picture I have ever seen.

Holy shit look at those two assholes.

I'd take a russian over a westerner any day. Less chance of them being completely and utterly fucked in the head and lazy.

>>133478738

>Ivan triggered

In what part I was wrong?

>>133470116
Colbert is a Catholic

>>133478960
lmao

>>133478960
?

>>133469401
He's right though. The C*nadians are the real problem.

>>133478939
Stalin was wrong in not Gulaging gramps fast enough before he could escape to Crapnada, the only country willing to accept people who impaled Polish babies on sticks

>>133469401
reported the video for racism

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>>133478960
He's not even a Christian in anything but name.
If he cared about his faith at all he wouldn't have put a depiction of God on his show agreeing with all his comedic talking points.

Those 'ask God' segments are blasphemous, and not just by how unfunny they are.

>>133469401
It's like they want a war neither of them will have to fight in so that they get to pick up the pieces after by literally stealing your future and your children's future. Yet you watch them on a nightly basis.

>>133469401
>Russia is like the uncanny valley of the West
That's a very keen observation actually. Russia's face is one of a white person placed in the uncanny Turkic-Mongol steppe. It can never become truly "western" (read: Aryan).

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>>133478960

why hasnt Russia intelligence just ordered a leak of colbert and john oliver

>>133481676
Because they dont matter anymore

>that obvious jew nose
/pol/ changed me jesus christ

>>133470460
wishing you the best in your next life, canuck

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>>133469401
>"Russia pretending to be Western is like a spider pretending to be a leaf"
Colbert has no idea.

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>>133469401
>>"Russia pretending to be Western is like a spider pretending to be a leaf"
Fixed it:
Jews pretending to be Western is like a spider pretending to be a leaf

>>133472349
Hope you know that the White House is aware Ukrainian Gov. meddled in the election and coordenitated with Democrats. Hope you enjoy having a White House with disdain for you. Hope it was worth it.

>>133469401
Sounds a bit xenophobic

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>>133478960
>shalom goyim, i am a catholic just like you. us catholics need to be more accepting of gays and refugees don't you think? praise the pope.

>>133472349
>Ukraine
>Country

Stalin dindu nuffin and holodomor is fake

>>133472349
Your not getting Crimea back bitch so Crimea a river.

>>133469401
Russia
>Forces rape victims to marry their offenders
>Executes homosexuals
>Is literally a theocratic absolute monarchy
>Bans all religions other than the state religions
>Executes people who leave said religion
I mean how could any sane western nation ally themselves with that :^)

>>133469401
>a leaf
Canada hacked the election

>>133469401
John Oliver pretending to be white is like a Jew pretending to be white.

>>133474967
why do they hate us? what have slavs done to anybody?

>>133482060
Are you meme-quoting Colbert or Pope Francis?

>>133472349
No asylum for you Ivan.

>>133469401
Peak smug

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>>133471677
Happens to everyone even marginally popular.

>>133472059
desu i think its less relevant than the fact that both (((parties))) in the us are corrupt to support large multinational corporation nwo

>>133483120
Hitler disliked particular Slavs and their government, he considered Russians in particular mongrels for the most part, I don't much mind Slavs, Christian, look white and have proven they can develop modern societies and be as equally intelligent.
Given they're dirt poor and blow right now they're all around decent goys. The reason the left hates Slavs is because they're Christian, white looking and refuse lgbt propaganda and rejected Communism/got redpilled on Jews.

Slavs are in a shitty situation though because the west dislikes them for being former communists/no longer communist and the east dislikes them because they're not nip chongs. In all reality they need to pursue their own identity because they've developed a culture and society outside boths influences.
I consider them white but there's still many who do not and others that dislike them for being too white lol, its ridiculous.

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>>133484732
Not just Slavs, he was pretty disdainful of all non-German Europeans. He counted the English as Germanic, but often riled against the French despite the Franks being Germanic iirc. Hitler said Germans has more in common with Muslims than the French.

>>133485264
Pretty ironic, considering

>>133469401
why is this guy such a faggot?
is this how men are being feminized in 'merica?

>>133469401
this was way funnier desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3EY8aLutbg

>>133470460
Lmao

>>133470391
I don't know that this attitude is a good idea.

The way things are going, Slavs (and Russians in particular) are going to be the only people left in Western mainstream society that it's acceptable to be bigoted about.

It's like a game of musical chairs. Other cultures have used strategies to make it unacceptable to be bigoted about them -- either by being too economically powerful to piss off (China), or by societal PR campaigns (blacks).

This may all seem like harmless fun, but what it actually is, is dehumanization, and the trouble is that it gets into all of the Western culture, and ends up affecting the actions of the leaders.

>>133472820
>made a conscious decision to emulate the French Court, and ever since then they have made an effort to import and emulate Western European sensibilities at the highest levels of power.
This changed quite a lot after the Soviet Union.

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>yet another round of 'why are the mean Americans picking on poor old Russia'
As amusing as it is watching /pol/acks repeat re-heated soviet propaganda, the reason everybody hates Russia is simple: because they deserve it.

https://youtu.be/ZmegJyudud8?t=8m14s

>>133488233
>unarchived The Young Turks youtube
Hooktubed that for you to prevent views. Just edit the domain in the url.

https://hooktube.com/ZmegJyudud8?t=8m14s

>colbert
>oliver
>same video
Theres no way i colbert watching this

>>133477754
They thought Obama was the tipping point and began open anti white propaganda.

>>133469401
Didn't this faggot literally go to russia to "find the trump tapes"

>>133488233
>Ukraine is a country

AHAHAHAHAHA

>>133487336
As long as they are throughout with NGOs and foreign agents in their country, they don't need to worry. When the west has ideological seizures, they can always turn to the pragmatic east. Overtly no one will dare to touch the most powerful nuclear arsenal on earth. If there is any Russian who advocates for the dismantling of nuclear weapons in their own country, they should be shot for the highest treason. The fact that people even want nukes gone here or elsewhere is disgusting and dishonest.

>>133489902
I thought everybody knew that nukes are the best deterrent of war? Gotta always remember the cowering slant-eyed surrender mutants...

Listen. I'm a first generation Russian-American. my dad grew up in the Soviet Union, and I have extensive family in the Moscow area. I 100% agree with Steven's comment. It's not some 'xenophobia' or 'jew-agenda' driven hate comment. if you've ever been to russia, you would know how it is. it feels like a Western country a little bit, until you realize that literally 20-25 years ago the country was in a state of literal mob rule. like pre-Putin, it was a country but mostly a conglomerate of mafia families fighting for control of whatever territory, with the civilian population basically living in 3rd world conditions. Things have improved in the 21st century, but theres still and underlying sense of different-ness compared to the rest of the Western world. It's not a 1st person country. Honestly, it occupies the space of what I would call 2nd world. Its not completely undeveloped, but it is not the West.

PS- Example of how Russia is still more of a spider than a leaf: when I was around 9 my sister's friend's mother, who was a journalist in Russia, got whacked after doing a piece on the activities of several oligarchs.

>>133490260
They are. It's just some people have fallen for the 'we are all human beans' and believe that the world has always been this relatively peaceful, therefore no nukes would mean even less chance of war.

>>133482426
>bunch of bullshit
yeah, that's accurate representation of your mainstream media

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>>133489459
>says the Bulgarian
>if you actually are a Bulgarian

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>>133490635
>sister's friend's mother

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>>133469401
They're both still butthurt over not getting two scoops

liberals love the ubermennsch countries of Germany, Britain, France, Sweden, etc.
they hate the untermensch countries of Poland, Russia, USA, etc.