>log onto 4chan >see christians posting on pol >wtf.jpg

The priests had access to God because they were the smart ones who understood the big books > that they dumbed down to us common people - " THE END IS NEAR CAUSE GOD IS MAD BECAUSE YOU ARE BAD . " - The scientists have access to the Universe because they are the smart ones who understand the big books > that they dumb down to us common people - " Climate change BECAUSE YOU ARE BAD . " = Scientists are the new priests and atheistism is just the same old in a new package .

>>133465607
This is why people hate atheists. Thank you.

God is all = The Universe is everything . So in believing in science and the Universe , atheists believe in God in a new package .

>>133465607
>log on

>>133467530
>>133467694
>>133467830

hahaha, so you believe in the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny?

stop bullshitting us you're spreading lies GOD IS NOT REAL

So you too believe in a sky daddy, you're basically too retarded to live and should kys.

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>>133465607
>>133467920
Yeah if God is real then why won't he give me a girlfriend? Checkmate theists you can never answer this one.

>>133468038

but dude what about the leftists who come on here and say god doesnt exist and then they call everyone virgins what about that dude

>>133467920
Im an atheist. You are an unintelligent dope, go back to lebbit faggot.

>>133467920
God is another name for the Universe so THE UNIVERSE IS NOT REAL hur dur . P.S. Yer lucky Im bumping your bait thread faggot

every atheist ever:

LOOK HOW SMART I AM FOR CRITICIZING RELIGION! I ARE SO SMART! NOT LIKE DUMB PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN SKY GOD< OBS ALL RELIGIOUS PEOPLE TAKE THE BOOK AS A SCIENTIFIC FACTUAL BOOK THAT IS 100% LITERAL< AND IN NO WAY OUTLINES BASIC MORALITY. OF COURSE MY ATHEIST BRAIN IS NOT ONLY INTELLECTUALLY SUPERIOR TO THEM IT IS MORALLY SUPERIOR. ALL HAIL ATHEISM KILL THE NON -NON_BELIEVERS!

>>133468038
Because you are not worthy

>>133468221
This bait thread is better than the 50 "blacked" threads right outside

>>133468168

dude i dont go to reddit good for you being an atheist i dont think god is real dude

>>133468221

good job re-defining god and it's not my thread, FAGGOT!!!!!!!

>>133468244

>t. fat christcuck guy

>>133468221
The universe ISN'T real, retard. Have you ever picked up an actual science book? We live in a multiverse.

>>133468244
I love the U CANT BELIEVE IN SCIENCE AND RELIGION argument because it's the dumbest shit. Not everyone takes the Bible as the inerrant word of God. Shit, I was raised Catholic and my family had me reading up on all kinds of science as a kid.

>>133468524
Literally the only things the Bible would be anti-science on is earth creation and evolution. That's literally it.

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>see christian posts on /pol/
>REEEEEEEE and shitpost everywhere
>that will show those chirstcucks
>get off the computer and go to my gay pagan wiccan pride parade

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PEOPLE BELIEVE IN A SKY FAIRY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PAY ATTENTION TO MY SCIENTIFIC BRAIN

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>>133468726

shut the fuck up you fat crusader christcuck faggots

kys

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>>133465607
because earth is flat

>>133468612
Exactly! To me the Bible is more allegory and metaphor than anything, and even if it wasn't it's been through so many translations that the original meaning was probably lost ages ago. As for the creation/evolution argument, I don't see why evolution would disprove the existence of a higher power. There's nothing saying that God can't facilitate evolution in the first place.

>>133468726
Pagans are smarter than shitstains. that's a provable fact. Shitstains are the lowest form of sentient life.

>>133468523
Multiverse > Thinks an actual "science" book is Marvel comics .

>>133468814
>people who run around in the woods naked while pretending to cast spells on trees are smarter than Christians

>>133468863
Prove that we're not in a multiverse, shitstain.

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>>133465607
Magic sky fairy please help me.

>>133468942
>people who venerate nature and the environment are worse than literal pieces of shit who talk to a sky daddy.

>>133467867
d-dyou mean OP is a faggot?

>>133468942
Also name one smart shitstain.

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>>133465607
Just gonna leave this here.........

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>>133468769
Day of the rake is coming for you

>>133469083

why

>>133469016
im not made if fecal mattet

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>>133468792
>the original meaning was probably lost ages ago
That is bloody heresy.

>>133469137
You may as well be if your talk to your sky daddy every day.

>>133468948
You brought it up - Burden of proof is on you

>>133465607
Being agnostic is the way to go. There is no way to prove if there is or is not a god one way or the other.

>>133469178
>sky daddy

>>133465607
>hates christianity
>believes in science
Apparently you don't believe in history though.

>>133469016
>>133469061
Someone's salty today. Did the Morrigan leave a bad omen on your favorite stump this morning?

>>133469152
Am I wrong? It's the word of God, but it's been reinterpreted over and over again as the religion has evolved. I don't think acknowledging that is a bad thing, it's what you take from the teachings in it that's important rather than the literal meaning.

>>133469292
>I believe in a god
>also I shit myself
You.

>>133469292
we translate it frim the original languge and Gid promised to preserve his word

>>133467694
proof?

>>133469363
God*

>>133465607
But anon, many christian priests and believers contributed to sciences.
Are you saying those people are dumber than you, who contributed to ... nothing?

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>>133467694

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_Nobel_laureates

According to 100 Years of Nobel Prize (2005), a review of Nobel prizes awarded between 1901 and 2000, 65.4% of Nobel Prize Laureates, have identified Christianity in its various forms as their religious preference (427 prizes).[5] Overall, Christians have won a total of 78.3% of all the Nobel Prizes in Peace, 72.5% in Chemistry, 65.3% in Physics, 62% in Medicine, 54% in Economics and 49.5% of all Literature awards.[6]

The three primary divisions of Christianity are Catholicism, Eastern Orthodoxy, and Protestantism. Between 1901 and 2000 it was revealed that among 654 Laureates 31.9% have identified as Protestant in its various forms (208 prize), 20.3% were Christians (no information about their denominations; 133 prize), 11.6% have identified as Catholic and 1.6% have identified as Eastern Orthodox.[7] Although Christians make up over 33.2% of the worlds population,[8][9][10][11] they have won a total of 65.4% of all Nobel prizes between 1901 and 2000.[6]

>>133469484
So? They had to to not be lynched by the Church, dumbass.
>>133469437
Same to you. None of them believe in the Skydaddy.

>>133469353
M8, you need to calm down. Go burn a little incense, maybe pull that stick out of your ass and do some nice white magicks.

>>133469363
Like I said, it's the lesson that's important. I don't think it needs to be taken 100% literally, because what's important isn't that Jesus told a story about a good Samaritan - it's that he highlighted the importance of helping those in need and seeing your enemies as human.

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>>133465607
>people responding to this like is isn't the most obvious bait
>people seriously respond

Even with the suddenly influx of Reddit on 4chan in 2016 we should know better. Christian/Catholic Generals have been going on for far too long, even despite the 2016 reprieve.

>>133465607
Cringe.

>>133469641
I know it's bait, but it's still funny.

>>133469592
Ummm, no sweetie. There were many atheists back then. See Nietzsche, Marx. It wasn't illegal.

>>133469819
Now I know why Poles are known for being stupid.

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>>133469592
>So? They had to to not be lynched by the Church, dumbass.

Read a book dumbass

>>133469592
>So? They had to to not be lynched by the Church, dumbass.

That;s bullshit and you know it.

>>133469987
Francis Bacon was a homosexual atheist and that's a fact. Read a book that's not the bible, dumbass.

>>133465607
Atheism is a literal delusion. Brain scans show it.

It is irrational to reject god. The very fact that we exist is proof of a creator. Not believing in cause and effect is retarded.

Face it not only are atheists faggot enablers but they are unscientific and cling onto their irrational delusion faith that there is no god.

>>133470167
id rather not

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>>133470167

Fuck of dumbass i have read some work of bacon he is 100% christfag

Lets take newton a devout christian he was quite a heretic by church standards , but he was not bothered by it

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>>133470359

Oh look another divide and conquer shill thread

>>133468612
Bible isn't even anti science. It just describes the events and order without describing the mechanism. The events and order all match science

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>>133469638
>>133469641
>>133469693
>>133469987
>>133470125
>>133470383
>>133470254

>>133470254
>cause and effect.
>knowing the effect means you know the cause.
Not only are you replying to a bait thread, you're also more retarded than said bait.

Well done.

>>133470467
Haha WOW, nice meme fellow redditor. 100% upboated ;^)

>>133469960
Literally not an argument.

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>helping the world


I refuse this duty forced upon me

I just want to watch it burn

>>133470562
The fact that there is motion means there is a prime mover. The fact that there is creation means there is a creator. The fact there are contingent things means there is a necessary being.

Do you even study philosophy and logic?

>>133465607

FORUM SLIDING SHILL THREAD ALERT. SAGE

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>>133469960


Thats right

this "nation" has been undergoing gentile dumbification program ever since it allowed jews to settle here.


But the good news is now this program is in full swing in the USA as well.

so welcome to the stupid club

My Reich will have a special patch for atheists, in the form of a special FEDORA.

>>133470570

kys christFAGGOT christcuck only christlosers can be from reddit

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>>133468779
>It's another Jewish myths and fables convinced me the Earth is flat episode.
Oh boy.

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Atheists are brainlets

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>>133465607
lol modern science owes its very existence to Christianity. Atheism only seems obvious to you because you don't know what you're talking about. Nicholas Copernicus, Sir Francis Bacon, Johannes Kepler, Galileo Galilei, Rene Descartes, Blaise Pascal, Isaac Newton, Robert Boyle, Michael Faraday, Gregor Mendel, William Thomson Kelvin, Max Planck, and Albert Einstein all believed in a god.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christians_in_science_and_technology
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Role_of_Christianity_in_civilization
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_Nobel_laureates

The scientific method owes its existence to Christianity.

>>>/reddit/

>>133470979
Reddit is the atheist epicenter of the internet, are you shitting me right now?

Reminder that the entity called god is merely som loser from a higher realm who couldn't amount to anything and instead resigned and choose to apply for a job as o local overseer for a lower realm where his paltry amount of cultivation relatively can be seen as "allmighty" to live leisurely.

This is like your average western beta going to thailand or phillipines to buy get a wife. Utterly pathetic.

>>133465607
Can't believe how many people fell for Jewish tricks here

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>>133468726
t. Crusader larper

>>133472400

I have never have seen a more shitty memepic in 10 years 4chan . Good job sir

>>133467530
Both religious mindsets you are describing are semite-induced.

>>133465607
This thread proves it's actually the christcucks that respond to every bait thread and have no comprehension of satire or parody.

>>133465607

protesant work ethic.

bye

>>133471265

no things have changed now christcucks dominate Plebbit.com

>>133465607
Ok. If Christians are right, they go to paradise, if they're wrong, they rot in the ground. If YOU'RE right, you rot in the ground, if you're wrong you burn in hell, so I think I'll show a little respect.

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>>133465607
>see Christians posting on pol
>another assblasted nihilistic faggot
Come back when your testicles drop Mcedgy

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god doesn't real XD

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>>133465607
I can believe in God and science.

>>133465607
Why are atheists trying so hard?

It's disturbing. Worst religion (and it IS a religion BTW).

>>133465607
An atheist is a theist. You are thinking of agnostics.

Religion is a lie, believing in a God is literally a delusion to avoid facing fear of death or to give your life a purpose.
There's is literally no difference between being Catholic and being a vegan or a feminist or a Mormon.
You just follow a made up set of rules and morals that suit your life, the more you need this, the weaker your spirit is.
That being said, Catholicism is probably the most evolutionary optimal delusion.

>>133465607
if you're confused by that, maybe you should think about the benefits of religion and then never post again, you total faggot.

The Big Bang Theory was first proposed by a Christian priest. Calculus was developed by a devout Christian.

>>133465607
I am agnostic - but also recognize that Christianity promotes the values that the west needs. Not liberalism, not Islam, not Buddhism. While I'm not Christian, I support Christianity - the alternative is worse and more retarded.

>>133474963
>most valid concern out of all = weakness

fuck off, you retard.

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>>133474963
>Religion is a lie, believing in a God is literally a delusion to avoid facing fear of death or to give your life a purpose.
Circumstantial ad hominem. Atheism is a lie, believing there is no God is literally a delusion to avoid facing fear of death or to indulge in hedonism without fear of consequences.

>>133475190

>christcuck lies

>>133474963
The difference between being a Catholic and Mormon besides the theology is that Mormonism makes claims to historicity that are demonstrably false, whereas the Catholics make claims to historicity that are demonstrably true.

Mormonism claims to be an ancient religion but didn't exist before the 1800s. Catholicism claims to be an ancient religion whose beliefs can be traced to the first centuries of the common era.

>>133465607
I actually hate smug atheists that want to debate religion more than theists.

WHY DO YOU CARE FAGGOT?

>>133475490
Get an education.

>>133475439
I'm no defending atheism, but that's what religion is, the explanation of the unknown through fantasy and delusion, this is true for feminists too, for example, they create a made up enemy to give their lives a purpose, because they're weak and need to belong.
Civilization was built upon religion, humanity needs a made up moral code to fit their evolutionary needs. Catholicism is the delusion that can bring the best for western society, that's undeniable, but that doesn't stop it from being a made up delusion.

>>133475355
No, the concern is valid, but the more you get consumed by those fears, the weaker you're and the more you need to be herded.

>>133465607
You're a theist as well. You're an (A)theist.

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>>133465607
> Why are theists so retarded?
So you would look (be?) smarter, while virtue signaling about how much you hate white cultures, that all happen to be Christian.

>>133476235
That`s a fancy name for scientology.

Atheists are on to something by rejecting Christianity and other middle-eastern desert religion, however they are throwing out the baby with the bathwater by rejecting their own innate spirituality and connection to their roots. https://youtu.be/5lYQ-Kkdh6k

>>133465607
>HURR DURR LE BEING RELIGIOUS MEANS YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN SCIENCE MEME XD XD

Why are almost all fedorafags this stupid...

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>>133465607
>believe in science
You're a moron, coming from a non-believer. You are the reason atheists are seen as shitty annoying neckbeards.

>>133476075
It's essentially doing the right things for the wrong reasons, but the alternative is doing the wrong things for the wrong reasons.

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>>133465607
You know it's possible to believe in science and still being religious.

>>133476047

>Things christcucks say when they make false stupid internet claims they can't back up

>>133479773
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georges_Lema%C3%AEtre

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Newton

>>133469641
that dog's face makes me happy

I'm going to save this image anon

>>133481878

yeah about what them you idiot

>>133465607
/pol/ will always be a christian board.

>there is literally nothing you can do to change that, faggot