Illinois General: The Beginning edition. http://heyjackass.

OP here, and I won't lie, posting out of self interest as an unfortunate denizen of Cook County. However, I believe in earnest that to "meme" my shitty city, state, and county would be in the interest of all my fellow /pol/acks, and I will delineate the reasons why presently, in shameless self-bumps.

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1) This is Hillary's home state.

Did you know Madam not-the-president hails from Park Ridge, which is probably the whitest suburb in Cook county (93.4% Caucasian).

Imagine the fun to be had in shining the spotlight back on Hillary in this way. Acid questions into why she hides her origins. The sooner she strokes out, the grander our celebration shall be.

A special bonus is in Kathy Griffin's own Oak Park origin, another thoroughly snooty suburb.

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2) If there's dirt to be dug on Obama, it's here.

I just want first to clarify, I'm not saying there's no PRESIDENT Obama dirt. I'm sure there is, but I think you'd be far more likely to find the roots of corruption here, where everyone is corrupt, and ready to put the knife to the back of any one of their peers, should it promise them a few more days of amnesty to continue stealing.

Obama probably learned politic-ing at Madigan's knee. Just switch every Barackian utterance of the phrase "working class" for "public union", what he always really meant, and you'll begin to see what I mean.

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3) Our libs are the shittiest.

Alright, I get it that this can only ever be personally empirical, but I wanted to put my weakest point just before the strongest. Cook county and Chicago though, as far as my observation may reveal, are easily the source of some of the shittiest self-righteous liberals around.

You see, none of them have that costal state education. I mean MIT is top class, no matter how you slice it. Stanford is world renowned. Concordia, Harvard etc.

Now, Chicago had UI of C... but... none of these squawking cucks go there. These dumb as dirt bastards can't even do arithmetic, but they wax profound with that same patronizing "I just understand better than you" all modern liberals seem to have. Exposing the democrats they keep voting for in their extreme avaravicous ugliness, will loose a deluge of teary eyed booty anger the likes of which /pol/ cannot hope to experience again before the next presidential.

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4) An exposed Illinois murderrapes , disembowels, and permanetly humiliates the democratic party, forever.

California had Schwarzenegger, NYC had Giuliani. Chicago and Illinois at large, are resplendent failures, and it is a failure inarguably due exclusively to democrats.

We have Rauner now sure, but he cannot be compared to those other 2, battling against such an entrenched majority. Chicago fails on all fronts. We don't even have the educational advantages the other 2 commie block super city states do. Our public schools produce nothing but retards.

If we can make Chicaho famous for more than it's violence...

And better yet, associate that violence with the corrption (which is it's cause, anyways) we will have the kill stroke for all neolib/democrats... liberals at large.

We can point to Illinois everytime: "that is the product of your policy".

And everyone will know. Impossible to hide.

So... do I think these threads could fix Illinois?

Hell no. I'm not so naive.

But... I'm living here. I have to cope with my life in hell somehow. And I love the idea of Mike Madigan becoming a failure meme like Shillary.

>>133436847
Resident of Illinois' 22nd state congressional district (Michael Madigan's) here. Just turned 21 (minimum age to be a state rep here) last November. Been thinking about challenging Madigan to try to boot him out. Should I run?

>>133438879

Probably better to just shoot that animal in the head, ugh...

https://youtu.be/pFSw9UORIyY

Sry, my autism makes me passionate.

I agree, kill madigan

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He's eating our children

>>133437407
park ridge kids and people are all fucking snobby morons with literally no redeeming qualities, and with hillary everything quintessentially park ridge is turned to 11