is it just me, or has Norway been making exceptional posts lately?

Norwegians are closer genetically to the Brits than Swedes

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>>133417485
That's completely false, but one can't expect much from burger education.

>>133417439
>white and based
>quality posters
>destroyers of clickbait
Truly the most powerful race

unless you nordcucks take arms and invade sweden, slay the shitskins and enslave the feminists, you will forever be known as the doom of Europe

>>133417439
I hate Norwegians except for the archive Norwegian, he is a saint.

>>133417485
Why are burgers always wrong about everything in regard to the rest of the world?
Not even memeing, it's a very obvious pattern of retardation.

>>133417439
They always have, you'd know that if you weren't a filthy redditfugee
Poles and Irish are one point as well. Finns are okay too, burgers and brits are absolutely awful

Norway can suck my fat Illyrian dick, stupid useless communist country with no culture. Albania has Mother Teresa, Shkreli, Rita Ora, John Cena etc. how many relevant Norwegians even exist today? ZERO.
Norway only exists because they have oil, it's basically Saudi Arabia for fags.

>>133417694
bro

>>133417886
>flag

what dont you hate?

>>133418266
DELET or I will archive you to death

>>133418433
It's not you, it's a bot

>>133417439
Fuck off burger. Don't use my flag again for this shit post.

>>133418266
Albania isn't even on the list, plebs.

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>>133417694
W-what if you're half English and half Swedish?

>>133417439
Actually yes. There has been an uptick in quality from Norway as of late.

>>133418266
I could have fucked an albanian chick some time back, but I passed because of her excessive, disgusting forearm hair.

Enjoy your shitty women, you genetic miscreant.

>>133418670
The Balkans are clearly above Norway in the list you posted, authentic Balkanites are closer in genetics to an Albanian than to a Slav.

>>133417439
No.

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>>133417485
>>133418266
no

>>133418945
The entirety of the balkans has accomplished less then Sweden and Denmark. Barely more than Norway. Pleb-tier.

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>>133418304
Beef and broccoli apparently.

>>133419165
that's because they're primitive retards.

>>133418713
Don't ever call a Norwegian, swedish, unless you have a death wish. Swedes are subhuman and we don't even look like those feminine fags.

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Thanks for being you Norway, you don't make me feel as alone trying to stand on my own two feet while everyone are joining the EU, mass immigration is rampant and nihilism surrounds Europe.

>>133419165
What did Denmark even do to benefit the world? Is the invention of Lego considered to be of greater importance than the resistance of Turkish invasion?

>>133419351
This, everyone I know thats not a cuck hates swedes.

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>>133418132

I hope norway will bomb my country along with sweden in the future

>>133419165
>>133419489
Ok after some research it turns out the Danes invented C++ and the pH scale, my sincere apology to Denmark.

>>133419351
>>133419539
This amuses me the same as the way all asians are basically identical yet at the same time all hate each other.

>>133419964
You dont hate irish people?

You're pretty smart for an Albanian >>133419904
https://www.gwern.net/docs/2003-murray-human-accomplishment.pdf
Open this, ctrl+f Denmark and if you're Curious about Norway do the same for us.
Look through our inventions accomplishments.

>>133417439
they are all gay

>>133417439
I have always thought Norwegians were some of the best posters here

>>133418670
And what is considered an accomplishment by this source?

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>>133420258
you didn't even realize he was trolling since the beginning huh. that probably makes him smarter than you.

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>>133417439
Did you forget Breivik? Literally a /pol/terrorist. I think Norwegians are sleepers. And the sleepers will awaken.

>>133420258
Adequately impressive, I was going to share a few examples of Albanian inventions but I am quickly realizing that there isn't anything to show.

>>133420884
This. Also you have to consider population size and the difference was even bigger before the world wars.

Except he wasn't pothead >>133420963

>>133420251
No, why would I ?

>>133421318
that John Cena guy isn't Albanian, so I doubt it.

Norwegians are some of the dumbest people around. A country of sluts, normalfags, faggots, pretentiousness oil money babies. If not for oil they'd still be poor and struggling to surpass anything more complex than a hut. They've invented nothing and their arrogance is all from being lucky.

>>133421217
Well, you did develop 18 different ways to fuck a goat. That was state of the art Albanian technology not to long ago.

>>133422537
they aren't dumb, their IQ is quite high, one of the highest in europe. but they are very gay as well.

>>133419351
according to this map posted earlier in this thread, we are literally brothers. how does that make you feel?

>>133421783
>>133421318
Also, Rita Ora isn't even from Albania, she's from Kosovo! I know it's improper etiquette to give up an act when trolling, but if I keep this up I might not wake up early enough to feed my chickens on time. Just know that I respect Norwegians and the Danes, they are white and therefore my brethren. 1488!

>>133421217
Well, to be honest, you make excellent military commanders and soldiers. Illyrians fighting in Alexander's army and the Roman army, officers and Marshalls in the Ottoman army etc.

>>133423153
Thanks

>>133423054
Why'd I get a new ID for that one post? This is the first time this has happened to me lmao

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>>133417865
We should build a wall instead and literally become an Israel-like northern outpost.
Sweden can get fucked. They call us brothers and sisters but had no problem backstabbing us in WW2 to save their own asses.
>collapse of sweden when?

1488 Nibba >>133424163

>>133424654
this is what we call the "little brother complex"

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>>133424829
Third-world internet witchcraft

>>133422537

There are good ones also. Some smart ones even. #notallnordmenn

>>133424654
>collapse of sweden when?
Hasn't it already happened? Last I heard they are not even collecting garbage in their capitol city anymore. They just leave it in the street like in other nigger countries.

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>>133422537
>"invented nothing"
>Talking about Norway
>The inventor of the cheese slicer

think again leaf

Norway is the most feminist country in the world and is taken as an example as how Sweden should be progress in the future on feminist issues.
>based
>WTF

Many Norwegians go on this board and brainwash you people into liking their country and wanting you to call them "based nords" when they are just as cucked as Sweden if not more. In reality they have as much rape as Sweden and Denmark, it's at the same level, and they also take in immigrants. They are more socialistic and the Norwegian government takes much more control over society, some of their state acts like the USSR, American and Russian immigrants even ask their governments to protect them from the Norwegian state because they realized that the citizens in Norway have literally no rights.
Who cares, oil prices are going through the ground now so Norway will probably collapse soon.

>>133424654
You know nothing about WW2 you fucking cuck. Quisling begged Hitler to invade you to save you from a communist revolution as happened in Finland which your government were preparing for by destroying Norway and it's ability to defend itself so it could be more successful after their defeat in Finland,. Sweden just let the Germans go there.

You should thank us, Norcuck.

>>133426319
If only we invented the rake, we would have been their natural predator...

>>133418132
liberal brainwash in schools

>>133425276
the only reason sweden is more cucked than norway is because norway has been irrelevant for about 99.9% of history, so infiltrating your society and brainwashing your people has been a low priority.

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>>133426319
True, they did invent that thing. We call it the "cheapskate-cheasecutter". We use, pic related. With a thin, and a thick side option - the thin side makes slices about 5 timers thicker than the Norwegian one and only put out the Norwegian one when mother in law visits. I'm amazed that fjeldaberne still use their own invention, now they have oil-money and don't have to be so stingy

>>133426418
I personally don't see it too often from Norwegians, but all those faggots from other countries must have gotten that 'based'/'uncucked' bullshit from somewhere.

>>133427905
I have seen many threads about how great Norway is created by Norwegians. They many times create threads about how much they hate Swedish feminism too which is just hilarious..

>>133427014
You're that Swede who raves on how Norway fucked you by sending you all our jews, aren't you?

>>133427289
Why do you need a special appliance to slice cheese?

>>133429049
No, I usually post on the crippled board and just read on 4pol from time to time. You haven't read my posts before, but I have read some Norwegian threads here.
What I said was true though, so I'm not sure why you want to accuse me of something to make what I said illegitimate. Hitler and Quisling saved you from a communist revolution.

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norja

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Norway is Whi-..

>>133429259
poor uncivilized burger

>>133429312
I never said it was illegitimate, I've seen some Swede posting very similarly to you.

>>133418266
Went to Albania once for holiday. Never again. Smelled like shit and the people are inbreed faggots who are jelly of my western money. 1/10 never visit

>>133429652
I hate Denmark though, so you can accuse me of that. Bunch of sausage-in-the-hand holding idiots that can't learn how to use bread properly.

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>>133429259
Because we're not American, we don't get our "cheese from a tube.

>>133429049
Oh, you did that too? For reasons similar to ours I suppose. Nothing less than what they deserve, but no wonder they are cucked if they had to suffer both your and our joo's

>>133419475
You hang in there broder.

>>133417439
From my experience living around the country most of the population is anti-EU (polls also show this) so it looks like we will never join it thankfully. Being anti-eu is bipartisan here. We are also extremely patriotic compared to most of europe. Its very common to see the flag on private properties, we make a huge deal out of our national day, and pretty much everyone I know take pride in the country.

I mean we arent without issues, we still take migrants, but at least we arent a completely lost cause yet.

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>>133427269
Stay mad sven.

>>133430328
Test

>>133429405
Nice bait, my fellow burger.
A bit stale, but a nice midnight sun snack.

Any based Norwegians I should read up on?

Also nice Fjords

>>133430789
Quisling

>>133417485
>American """""""""""""""""""""""""education"""""""""""""""""""""""""

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Who is more based Norway or Denmark. Reminder, Norway has rejected the EU but Denmark is less diverse.

>>133430789
Look up "The 4 greats" of norwegian litterature, look up the viking sagas as penned by the skald Snorre available as Snorres Saga.

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>>133430789
Why am I not surprised that Sven thinks that Quisling is based. In the other countries around here the name is synonymous with coward and traitor. Alas, not to Sven. There really is no hope for Sven.

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>>133431205
what a stupid question :)

>>133419339
No, because they didn't have a time to develop peacefully being bogged down by constant wars and tragedies.

>>133431332
Yeah, because you're not a nationalist or a national socialist, you're brainwashed with communist jewish education from your school. They told us the same thing in my school about how evil he was when in reality he just saved Norway from marxism.

>>133417439
What do you call a Norwegian prostitute?

A fjord escort.

Good night.

>>133431332
I don't know why Quisling gets a lot of hate. Most of Fascists in WWII were sympathizers to the Nazis like Petain. Quisling was just more uncharistmatic and did a poor job at it. Even without his Administration, Nords were still pretty meh about the occupation.

>>133431332
quisling is obviously synonymous with traitor in sweden as well, just as hitler is synonymous with monster. this is all the doing of your (((education)))

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norway please let this man finish his work

>>133431745
That's because back then we didn't mind NatSoc at all. We minded getting invaded. The whole Nat.. bit is rather moot when you don't get to keep your nationality.
(yay, bread is political now)

>>133431547
Aiding an abetting a foreign powers occupation and invasion of your own country sure is nationalistic.

But then again, it might just appear that way to a cuck.

>>133431547
Jews are like what, less than .2 percent of Scandinavia? No, you can blame all those problems on Nordics turning into faggots all on their own.

>>133432016
>>133431992

this is a fair point

>>133432026
jews are like what, less than 2% of the US. at what percentage do they become a threat?

>>133431992
>>133432016
Weren't you not going to get occupied if they won?

Also do Danes and Norwegians understand each other more than Swedes?

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>>133431205
Redpill is realizing that Greenland is the true masterrace. Wanna hear a joke?

>two Greenlanders passed a bar

>>133431225
What about political or military idols?

I heard Jans Evensen was pretty based for getting you oil without EU having at your throat

>>133432016
>>133431992
The reason he asked for help from Hitler is because there were almost no Norwegians willing to help him before it would be too late and Norway would have become communist by 1944 or something.

>>133432471
norwegians understand swedes and danes very well, swedes understand norwegians well and danes somewhat. danes cant even understand other danes.

>>133432471
Not even the danish understands danish..

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>>133432781
>Danes don't even understand other Danes

This is true

>>133417439
Hey thanks guys just wanted to pop in and get my dose of admiration.

Okay back to playing civ thanks guys

>>133432781
>>133432865
Whys that

>>133432500
>two Greenlanders passed out in a bar

Is that a true quote? If so, a lot has happened since the king who said no!
Our own monarch has been oh so subtle remarks lately. Against! multiculturalism

>>133432943
We should start a discord for civ multiplayer /pol edition/

>>133432422
There's 10 times more of them here, and yet the right-wing here controls every branch of government. What's your excuse?

Most of our Nordics here live in Minnesota, and what a coincidence, they invited the whole country of Somalia there.

>>133431434
the tragedies happened because they're retarded.

>>133432471
>Weren't you not going to get occupied if they won?

Is that a double negative? If you are assuming that we wouldn't be occupied if they won then you would be wrong. They were building infrastructure in Norway to take advantage of our ice-free ports so far north for trade and transport. Not to mention it's strategic positioning and cultural value to the more esotheric and mythical aspects of the nazi belief.

Given our own history of wanting independence it's only natural we wanted to resist. Not to defeat a supposed great evil, but to win our freedom from invading forces.

>>133433056
Yes. There was a news article on it. I'm sure archive bro has it somewhere (lel).

>what's the national anthem of Greenland?

>>133427166
underrated post

>>133432471
>Weren't you not going to get occupied if they won?
Would you trust someone who invaded America and promised to set you free again once they won WWx?
>Also do Danes and Norwegians understand each other more than Swedes?
Linguistically or cultural (our language is a disaster, so whatever the two others have to say about it, it's probably true. Also, our main degeneracy is drunkenness, which doesn't help when it comes to speaking clearly).
Culturally I'd say Norway-Denmark is closer. Sven was always a smuggie, even waaaaaay back when viKangz and shiiit

>>133433335
That's not a nice thing to say about your fellow Europeans. You have no empathy kid. Did your parents not teach you that?

>>133433016
all memes aside; massively contracted pronounciation where ALOT of consonants are "silent" so it just becomes a bunch of vowels.

>>133429671

Kodder du med han eller? Hadde tenkt å reise der i år, var jævlig billige flypriser.

>>133433056
It's from an adress given by our king. The monarchy is more for entertainment and diplomacy than anything else in Norway. Reveration for the royal family is slowly fading, but in terms of what he said it doesnt bother me. It acknowledges the fact that people who have integrated into our culture are Norwegians as well. Key word being integration. And in terms of sexuality, i couldn't give a flying fuck if someone is gayt, straight or lesbian simply because it's of no concern for me as long as it doesn't get political. We aren't the same nation as let's say America where political correctness and social justice doctrine runs rampant.

>>133433656
all true, sadly, it's because people don't learn to speak properly. We'd be a lot easier to understand both to you and ourselves if people learned to speak properly. It's a Scandinavian version of something as nasty as ebonics. Oh, and we're drunk a lot. You didn't mention that Sven. How come? you usually never miss the opportunity

>>133434070
Swedes can't hold their drink like we can bror.

>>133433775

What bothers me is the countries he used as an example kek

All of the nations he mentioned are among those who never integrate (don't know about Syrians - too early to tell).

>>133434070
i said all memes aside

>>133434326
So you did, it must be my bedtime

>>133434319
I find it almost lulzy to see sweden and poland put up with middle eastern countries. I know its based on our immigrant demographic, but still.

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>>133433375
If you ask me there would be no point in staying if the war was over. The Nazis had this weird reverance to Nords and probably just give you more freedumbs than in occupation after because they felt more affinity (and no gain), but Im speculating

I wonder if the oil you discovered would have the same success of economic independence from the EU if under the Nazis considering this weird obsession that had with your folks

>>133434616

I don't find Poles to be integrating though, but they are a bit different considering most of them are just here to work. I don't know anyone who has a Polish friend or anything like that and I live in Oslo.

Swedes just do their own thing here, never heard a Swede speak Norwegian but I guess it's similar enough.

>>133434884
Fun fact, where i work i have met icelandic people and danish people who have managed to learn to speak in a Norwegian accent and "integrate". Swedes always talk in swedish though. Not badmouthing swedes though, i've had a lot of good coworkers who were swedes, just interesting to see.

>>133434542
actually i live i skåne (i can see denmark from my window) and i know alot of danes, it took me a long time but i do understand the way people speak in själland, but bring me a someone from jylland and i wouldnt comprehend a word

>>133435235
i guess this stems from the fact that most swedes and norwegians understand eachother without having to adjust their languange. i do however know a guy who lives in norway now and he speaks norwegian,

>>133435465
It's ironic, because the Skåne dialect is the one i hear brought up everytime people talk about incomprehensible scandinavian accents.

People from outside Oslo dont even consider it Norwegian anymore, only the cucks still living in theire imaginary multicultural utopia does. (Soc-democrats and communists.) The city is literally a mix of africa/middle east/communists/and a touch of feminist 20 something swedes. Theres also beggars, homeless people and addicts on literally EVERY damn streetcorner and public bench.

>>133435870
yes, the skåne dialect can be pretty rough if you venture out of the cities. i do personally speak rikssvenska (dialectless). i would say that most of the shit skåningar gets for their dialect is a stockholm meme. they simply choose not to understand

>>133435235

Same, I'm used to Swedes so it doesn't bother me as we can communicate effectively regardless.

Poles do bother me though because I work as a byggingenior so I'm constantly in contact with Polish workers, some of whom I've known for 5 years who don't speak a single word of Norwegian and they always socialize exclusively with other Poles. It seems to be a cultural thing because I have heard it is similar with Poles in Britain. In some respect they are the worst at integration among the bigger groups in Oslo. But generally they are good workers.

Somalians I don't even understand, they are the most racist group of people you could ever meet, I really don't understand why they are allowed here.

>>133436872
I've met plenty of good somalis, but i'm aware of the reputation they have as a people here in Norge. Also noticed a lot of immigrants working as porters or cleaners at my hospital and they are really giving it their all to integrate, striking up conversations in Norwegian and talking to people who would've been former countrymen of theirs in Norwegian rather than the alternative.

>>133437234
dude. i have also met one or two okay somalis, but it is known that somalis are among the worst out of all immigrants. just ask the other immigrants (who are not afraid to voice their racist thoughts)

>>133437577
Oh, that i know and acknowledge. I was just glad to see it wasn't a part of their culture that was continued by all members of it.

>>133435465
Gave it a try, couldn't sleep. Possibly because some Swede was staring across Öresund right into my bedroom (I'm in Helsingör)

>>133438019
hi there neighbour, im watching you (Helsingborg)

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>>133417439
På tide med litt slagskip gutta

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>>133438611

>>133437234

Of course there are some good people in every group, but Somalis really make it hard not to judge them on a group level. They are a lot like Pakistanis when it comes to tribalism, but they go even further with, and it doesn't help that they are generally lazy as fuck.

As for immigration, I think even with perfect integration it must be valid to question if becoming a minority in Oslo as an ethnic Norwegian is something that is normal. I don't think it is, and I'm far from the strictest person when it comes to immigration.

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>>133417439
>Implying Nordbro hasn't always been looking after us.
But I agree, top tier posts as of late.

money.cnn.com/2017/07/12/pf/jobs/millennial-boss/index.html

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>>133419475
R A R E N O R W A Y
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>>133438910
>top tier posts as of late.
Agree. I was going to make some joke about it being holiday season and Norway crawling with foreigners. But like you said, it's not news. It's just more obvious lately (and it's been a long time since a tumblerette postet under a Norwegian flag)

You know what the best part about Norway is? Watch this.

https://www.independent.co.uk/

>>133439740
Well, go fuck yourself Archivebot. Just leaving me hanging like a cunt, fuck you and fuck all bots.

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>>133417439

>>133418154
This, except burgers are extremely hit and miss and this board would be dull and unimaginative without us, and the Irish are crypto shit posters who could give leafs a serious run for their money.
I believe poles only come here to see what life is like in multicultural "utopias"

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Må kjempe for Norge folkens!

>>133438753
>I think even with perfect integration

"Perfect integration" is actually the worst that can happen as far as the survival of the white race goes. Then you get successful immigrants and more race mixing.

In 100-200 years white people will practically go extinct.

>>133439945
kek

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>>133441737
Enjoying your fantasy land?

>>133441129
Hagl Norsemen!

>>133417439
I regularly notice that the Finns and Norewegians make good posts. Swedish posts are always cucked as fuck.

>>133429671
A whole fucking continent of great countries and you decide to go to Albania. You deserve all the shit you smelt.

>>133419351
You people are the same shut up