I was going to put this on /b/, but I figured I'd get a

>>133300388
Sell to gooks

>>133300388
Cum on the eggs

>>133300624
This.

Have whatever local Asian minority exists in your area go there. Guarantee they will eat every semi-edible thing in that pool, hell probably even the inedible things too. It's what the Hmong did in Minnesota.

>>133301027
a /b/-quality answer for a /b/-tier thread

*tips hat*

>>133301172
>*tips hat*
>ancap flag
makes sense

The shrimps are the size of sea monkeys, and the mating usually last less than a week.

By the time I told the japs about it theyd already be dead

>>133301514
Have the Japs go swim in it or some shit then. If they're anything the like Hmong they'll be shit swimmers and drown, forcing your local government will drain the pool for all future years.

At least that's how it works here.

>>133300388
Those fucking things are bullshit. Here in california, they're considered a "protected species". every fucking time they try to build a school in a nice area, there are these fucking shirimp in a dirt lot, and environmentalists wont allow developers to build there. Kill them all, they're bull shit and not endangered

Exactly which vernal pool are ya talking bout?

Throw some carnivorous fish in the pool.

>>133301084
>>133300624
I'm literally watching my asianic neighbors across the way struggle to stuff a cat into boiling pot.