Failure to find a sexual partner is now a DISABILITY says World

>>133281599
Oh shit. I won the motherfucking lottery, bitch!

>>133281599
They'll just force you to fuck a fatty

>>133281599
Fake.

>>133281599

I want gibs, backdated.

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>>133281599
Being a virgin finally paid off.

>>133281599
I woulden't be surprised if this sort of thing eventually would spring out of the left. The more shitty the genetics the better. They need weak people, because only the weak will use their only power which they have in a democratic society to take from others so that they may continue to shit out kids until there is no one left to pull the load and it all falls to shit

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when do I get handicapped parking

>>133282022
At least it would be sex.

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better start sending me those neet bux

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>>133282262
>>133281767
this

>>133282022 pls no

government issued waifus when ?

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>>133282552
Chad pls go, the rest of us losers need love too

Sounds good. It would help white woman that put off getting preggo by making fertility treatments more likely to be covered by insurance. It's not the minorities that need help with reproducing

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After all these years, I finally get to be oppressed too.

>>133282774
It better be a robot

>>133282022
Meh, I've never seen an ugly girl with a dick in her mouth

>>133282774
>government issued waifus when ?
probably just a little more money for jerking it into a cup. if they will take seed from a specimen like you.

>>133281599
I'm ready for UBI.

Universal Basic Intercourse

Everybody should get some sex everyday. If you want more then go out and work for it.

So what would this most likely do, realistically? I don't really know much about the WHO, and the article highlighting "people" in all caps worries me just a little.

>>133282949
top kek

And why isn't Homosexuality or any other LGBT degeneracy a disability?
Also why isn't Atheism a disability?

>>133284246
Because religion is a mental disability already

>>133281599
How is this a problem? Everyone can get a sexual partner
>White beta male
Travel to Thailand and get a nice south east Asian girl
>White fat female
Travel to Ghana or Senegal

>>133284573
Is rather fuck a flesh light glued to my computer than fuck a dirty jungle gook

>>133282022

OH HEEEEELLLLLLLLL NO!

>>133284985
I agree, but that wasn't the point. Finding a sexual partner is easy as fuck, betas just need to lower their standards first

>>133281599
Where do I secure my nogfbux? I'm okay with this type of welfare.

>>133281599
>October 2016

>>133285400

It just proves how many motherfuckers read things here, but hey, it is still funny.

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>excuse me sir you're not supposed to park there
>it's ok ma'am I'm a virgin!

>all these poor fucks thinking it'll ever be applied to men

It says 'Sexual partner TO HAVE CHILDREN WITH', not sexual partner.
Face it, they only care about the poor unmarried 30+ roasties who can't find a beta to leech off and give them the kids they want.
This is how they'll phase in the bachelor tax

Are you guys really not having sex on a regular basis? That's sad. Everyone deserves pleasure

>>133286300
If they do that I'll move out of cuckanada

>>133281599
They are right though. In fairness.

>>133286300
They will import an extra arab or African for every childless woman that asks xD

>>133281599

>The year is 2060
>everyone worships the one true god satan
>I can't find a sexual partner and am labeled defective
>thrown into an oven which can cremate 1million defectives an hour
>the neet holocaust is NOW

Arranged marriages coming back bois.

>>133285848
Kek

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>>133286300
Pic very related

>>133281599
Handicap parking access when? More welfare gibs when?

White men keeping the womens down.

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>>133285848

>>133284573
What if I don't want to fuck a black guy. What if I want a pure white US. veteran.
I don't think I would want neetbux
I just want cuddles.

>>133281599
We're are my final and free prostitutes?

>>133287266
>worry more about getting money than chasing pussy
>everyone gets to fuck a virgin girl
>nobody can fuck until they have a stable job

Find a flaw.

>>133281599
government issued waifus

You think you'll get neetbux and be left alone, but in reality your $ will be contingent. You will become pathologized, medicated, treated mostly by having a psychiatrist say you need SRS becuae you would be happier the opposite sex, and since you're so sick and mentally disabled, you'll never be allowed firearms again.

>>133281599
As an ugly, fat, balding, saggy virgin woman of 29, I know I'll never find a partner and/or reproduce and I'm ok with that.

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>>133281599
PAY FOR MY WELFARE

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>>133286611
Apparently not me

>>133282619
>"Why the fuck are you parking in the handicapped spot, you prick?"
>"I can't get laid"

>"I'm so sorry...."

>>133281599
>now
>2016

Slide thread move on

>>133287646
Is it true?

>>133288580
your standards must be too high

>>133288580
>29 year old female virgin

I'm calling this bullshit, there are no female wizards

They're going to call us disabled and then make it illegal not to fuck trannies and fatties. They'll say it's for our own good and we won't be able to legally say no, because we're disabled and need government help.

I'd voluntarily be celibate if I got neetbux for it.

>>133286611
No but I edge for hours with my onaholes while in VR all the time, you don't know pleasure

>>133289344
do it on cam. I want to watch

>>133284246
THAT HOMOPHOBIC SHITLORD

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>>133282949
Feels great anon haha

>>133288580
>Female
>29
>virign
5/10

>>133288979
Greeks were degenerate, so I assume it was tried.

>>133281599
Wtf I get better parking spaces now

>>133281599

This shit is getting scary.

Been writing a dystopian novel where the nuclear family has completely vanished, only to be replaced with government madated sex partners and sex dates (but result in no biological children).

This shit is becoming reality.

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>>133281599
>tfw I can get disability benefits now

>>133288706
I know that feel

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>>133281599
Aimed at all the hordes of marginalized shitskin males in the coming years, pressure is coming to white women
> thinking this will benefit you

>>133289888

You should probably stop writing.

Or shift the topic on how to correct it, rather than expand on the fall.

>government prescribed girlfriends

OH GOD YES

>>133289503
wow I don't know about that. If I did though I would put a mask on Wouldn't want to reveal my face.

Maybe one day on chaturbate if money's tight

>>133281599
Yeah they said...in fucking October 2 years ago

just kys, OP

>>133286611
How about never at all?
Haven't trusted a girl's signals since having had to deal with the queen of mixed signals.
>kisses me and hugs seemingly at random
>"no you're just a friend"
Fucking whores.

>>133290023

Oh that's just a small part of it.

Long story short: One world government where everyones life is pretty much pre-determined. Everything from their birth, education, occupation, and even day of death. This world is built, quite literarlly, on top of and over the ruins of Europe and America. Small resistance groups who live 'under' the earth (i.e. in the old europe/america) try to eek out existence while attempting to piece together the history of this forgotten world ultimately resulting in the destruction of both parties to the point of near extinction.

>>133281599
>Are you ready for those neetbux, /pol/?
No, but I'm ready to laugh at the cishetero males that think they have a right to discriminate against "women" fucking them in the ass. To each according to zir need, taken from the oppressor class.

>>133289054
The only person that openly flirted with me creeped me out, followed me after we left the same bus to ask my number, then never called me.

But you're no wrong, but not for the reasons you think. I'm far too formal for my state/country but I'm not religious. That leaves me without options in men and situations to meet them. I don't even like nerd events, too many people.

>>133289674
There are more of us than you think, mostly religious though. I know a lady a bit older than me, fit and good looking, nice personality, that is saving herself for marriage. I suspect 2 other as well, but I don't have confirmation.

In my case, it's because I'm disgusting and can't connect to people, though.

>>133289134

Acredite ou não, portuga.

>>133281599
I stopped standard dating (because women are shit) and just fuck escorts now.
What do I do?

>>133282022
that's alright they have something to prove and they're always hungry for cock

just wait
itll be government mandated to fuck someone no matter their gender... pitcher or catcher

I always knew I was retarded

>>133281599
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>133291915

>29 virgin woman

VOCE DEVE SER GORDA PRA CARALHO

>>133281599
neetbux WHEN

>>133281599

The problem is too many faggots missing out on basic milestones in life, I saw it during my high school years, it's just rampant now. Not confident enough, too blue pilled, material things interest them, anime, etc. This is very bad for people like me who though have a significant other, so many perverts out there who have been sex starved, not even your kids are safe. The ONLY good thing is these people are not having kids, maybe now we can control the flow of decent citizens instead of dumb mother fuckers who make it harder for everyone else.

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>>133294650
100 kg e baixa.

>>133295856

meus pesames. mora aonde? quer tc?

:^)

>>133284573
I think she wants sex, not rape

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>>133285848
>carry on

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>>133282022
Or they will just pair up lonely lads.

>>133294721

nutbux = disability $$. I know people who receive a nice nut-nut check and just go on shopping sprees on the side and buy stupid trinkets with help of their mummy and daddy. The future of neetbux will be for everyone, everyone will receive basic funds to live. It's a good thing people aren't having as many kids, and btw it does get suck when you're at 50 and 60, no kids, nothing, its not a nice way to go. So if you are not degenerate and can reproduce, do it, but don't be a stupid spic catholic who spits out 8 kids for the $$. These people are driving brand new cars and dont do anything but have kids.

>>133281599
Social Security was always doomed to failure.

>>133281599
The source is from 9 months ago, and this is the first I've heard of it.

Also the fact that the writer uses the word "barmy" to describe the new classification leads me to believe that there is a ton of disinformation going on, if not downright trolling/parody.

/thread

>mfw womyns get their polygamous irresponsible ride dream crushed by state power wich they helped to install

SUCK IT, LOLBERTARIANS

>>133284985

go out on a date with >>>>

>>133288043


Your both Canadian you both agree on the same idea of not wanting to screw jungle nigs>>133284573
and you both share same interests (browse /pol/)
go ahead give it a try you might like it :^)

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>>133296995
Didn't upload my cat picture.

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>>133281599

>>133281767
>>133281599
How much money can I get for this exactly?

Now where the fuck is my gub'mint issued medical cock depository whore

>>133281599
d-do i get cripplebux now?

>>133281599

WHO is going off script, UN says otherwise

>>133281599
This is an old article. What I want to know is what is WHO planning to do with this designation?

Government marriage lottery? What?

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>>133281599
Finally we get to be victims, time to start demanding the government, "fairly represents us" just like BML and SJW's!

Gee i wonder who will pay for all those pensions

Funally I get sweet, sweet neetbux. Maybe I shouldn't kill myself after all.

>>133288580
>>133291915
give me your address I'll fuck you
I'm white too

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>>133281599

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GIBS

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>>133281767
Somehow I think this is only for women.

>>133281599
Okay, I looked it up.

This designation is for single women to get better access to in vitro fertilization - nothing for guys.

Sorry

>>133281599
Well, it is. It shows you have a major flaw in your personality. Reproducing is one of the prime movers of a living thing. If you cannot find a way to reproduce, then there is something wrong with you. Brain damaged, brainwashed, something is seriously fucked with you.

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>>133283139
Oh my, anon. Is that an open invitation?
>*wet-sounding BRAAAAPPPPPPPP*

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>>133281599

>>133281599
>to have children
you stupid retards, this is going to be for women exclusively to get artificial insemination paid by the gibs-gubment

>>133282774
>government issued waifus

After 3 years in the army, I'll take a big pass on that.

>>133301801
Yeah, it's for in vitro for single women - nothing for guys. I looked it up.

>>133281599
holy shit im disabled as fuck gubmint pls gib puss

>>133281599
How do I get my disabled parking tags? Wheelchair-fags will no longer oppress me

>>133297216
Those aren't white cats.
Besides he probably doesn't go for cuddles anyway. Probably never went to the sandbox either.

>>133289888
Sounds like Paranoia

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>>133301801
>this is going to be for women exclusively to get artificial insemination paid by the gibs-gubment

Well what if men just stop donating sperm, then there is no sperms to artificially inseminate with?

>>133282022
id rather kill myself

Has anyone considered the inverse of this? People will remain single and sexless in order to collect welfare.

Less children being born from the lower class.

>>133281599
Does this mean I can park in a derpy spot?