Listen up white bois https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhg h0_5ochE

Wow. That was the most Tumblr shit I've watched all day. Thanks OP.

>>133209074
im hijacking your thread because youre a nigger

im shipping off to basic training tomorrow and ill be there for 3 months
just wanted to say that im going to miss your shitposting a lot, /pol/

>Trans girls are here. We exist.
Yes, mental illness is very real and that's why you need to be psychologically evaluated.

>>133209486
what MOS?

I was a 19k 2008-11

>>133209588
12b, got any funny stories?

>>133209486
have fun fighting for israel

>>133209673
im going reserve so i probably will never see deployment of any kind unless i volunteer for it, and even then i will usually just deploy stateside

no zog'ing the nogs for me

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>>133209655
im tired so I'll type one out quickly.
>be me
>be new private in Army
>live in barracks that are basically trailers, 3 to a half trailer
>one night my friends the trailer over told me they wanted to show me something
>guy in our company left his room open and this other guy wanted to borrow something and found all this shit
>double sided dildoes, wigs, nipple clamps, high heeled shoes, women's clothes, more dildoes, some with shit and blood on them, butt plugs, etc
>freaked out I go back to my room
>"ok, whatever, none of my business"
>weeks go by, avoid the guy (let's call him Snakenfag)
>he's a fat POS from Wisconsin
>has to do a "GI party" (take literally everything out of your room outside because your room was all dirty and fucked up)
>I sit outside smoking, talking on cell phone with family
>see locked duffle bag on ground
>ohfuck.jpg
>Sgt who is commanding the GI party demands this private Snakenfag to open up the bag
>fag boy keeps saying "PUHHHLEEASSSEEE SGT NOOOOUUUUU"
>Sgt says open up the bag or I'm gonna open it for you
>Snakenfag is crying at this point, begging "NO SARNT PUHHLLEEAASSE"
>Sgt is pissed now "OPEN THE FUCKIN BAG MAN!!!!" in hispanic accent
>finally fag opens bag
>all the dildoes, nipple clamps, porn dvds, women's clothes, high heels, butt plugs, everything falls out on the ground
>Snakenfag full blown crying "OH GOOODDD IM SO SORRY SARNT, IM MESSED UP IVE ALWAYS HAD THIS PROBLEM
>Sgt in high pitched hispanic accent screaming walking in circles in disbelief "WTF MAN, OMG MAN, SNAKENFAG AWWW NAH MAN, BRO WTF OH MY GOD!!!!"
>still deploys to iraq with us
>eventually gets kicked out for sending dildos to iraq and ordering them on govt computers
>mfw watching the duffle bag of dildos getting poured on the ground

>>133210433
kek

any tips for surviving basic training?

>>133210969
Leave your nipple clamps, wigs and dildos at home.

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>>133211342