WHERE ARE ALL THE GOD DAMN HAPPENINGS WHEN IS THE NEXT HAPPENING

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>>133145575
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>WHERE ARE ALL THE GOD DAMN HAPPENINGS
Right here.
*unzips dick*

don't go begging for happenings m8

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>when you're so bored and socially isolated that the only stimulation available to you anymore is some newsworthy event that has a 0.0001% chance of being geopolitically relevant at all and you have an autistic fit when there isn't one at least every 4 hours.

Seriously, go outside and whittle a stick or something for fucks sake. Dumb frogposter.

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>>133147777

KEKD

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>>133147777

KEK controls you.

You can't choose

i was thinking the same shit just yesterday. WHERE IS MY TERROR ATTACK? all thats been trending on twitter is putin and celeb shit. so tired of it

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>>133145575
You know you could... make it happen yourself right?

Your digitz are weak.... look at me, a real man with proper repeating numeralz. Do I beg for the happenings? No, I let the happenings come to me, as lord KEK intended.

>>133145575
Here:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/b-c-wildfires-evacuations-relief-1.4197826

For the second time in as many years, wildfires are forcing thousands of leafs from their homes.

>>133149582
Remember to archive
https://archive.is/aHZ3G

>>133145575
Man in Sweden legally changes his name to Covfefe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7bBqVLrdGM

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I too desire a happening

>>133145575
if a happening happened everyday they wouldn't be special anymore

>>133145575
Political happenings in autumn 2017:
>Norwegian parliamentary election
>German federal election
>Austrian parliamentary election
>Catalan independence referendum

>>133149849
cunt

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>>133147777

>>133147777

Check um

>>133145575
Nobody is praising kek like they did last year.

Kek em

>>133145575
Funny how all the false flags stopped right when Obama left office.