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yes yes 4chan, keep making fun of scandinavian people. whatever

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yes yes 4chan, keep making fun of scandinavian people. whatever works if it makes our shit in your mouth taste better.
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>>133120735
>Denmark
>Scandinavian

Pick one.
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>>133120735
How can America be ranked #18 for business while being the center of business and industry?

Something isn't right there. I suspect semitic influence.
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>>133120735
Nobody makes fun of danes you paranoid fuck. Only thing rotten in Denmark is your smelly neckbeard
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Yet somehow everybody keeps going to America...

If you really wanna shit on america, just bring up the inner city wildlife.
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>>133120735
people are only shiting on sweden

hell fins/norwegians etc are shiting hard on them too
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>>133120735
Who the fuck would pay to go to a Danish college/uni anyway? Do you even have ONE esteemed university?
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>>133121638
>american education
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>>133120735
It's 37.5-hour work week, always been, and our corporate income tax has fallen to 22%
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>>133121955
https://www.topuniversities.com/university-rankings/world-university-rankings/2016

beats me, nothing danish in top100
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>>133120735
Our colleges and universities are garbage, and it's 37.5 hours, not 33.
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>>133121955
>>133122147
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>>133120735
I fucking love my crazy Danes, Anon.
Up there once a year.
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>>133122255
> 68
>lower than the fucking university of glasgow
Nice one.
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>>133122147
lie all you want, the pakis are the toilet scrubbers now
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>>133120735
no one make fun of Denmark on /pol/ - show your flag Sven
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>>133122363
it's not like you can answer why is cambridge better than caltech w/o saying the website told me so
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>>133120735
>our shit in your mouth
What does he mean by this?
Also many European countries have 9-3 work days, which comes out to 30 hours and less than denshits 33 hr. Have fun living in 10C weather 10 months a year.
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>>133120735

Yeah, you have all that free shit

We still out produce Nord cucks, work longer hours, have a far better military, and overall more prosperous
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>>133122473
>endowment
>alumni
>faculty/staff
>public perception
It's the same for any Uni you dumb cunt.
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>>133120735
>#1 for business
Ah that must be why Denmark is the world leader in all types of industry. I liked Copenhagen but /pol/ danish are a bunch of cunts
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Talking to a QT Dane long distance for a while now. She doesn't want to come to America though and I don't want to go to live in Denmark. Damn
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>48 hr work week

Its 40 for most jobs.
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>>133122102
He's right tho. Denmark is Germany's bling gut.
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>>133120735

Many things were actually introduced by Nazi Germany:

>40 hour work week
>Compensated overtime
>2 hour work break
>Various 'worker rights' (4 week notice before getting fired)
>legal rights to 4 weeks paid vacation (younger workers getting longer vacations)
>worker areas (cafeteria etc.)
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>>133123197
Sorry for the freudian: *blind
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>>133122743
so how does that translate to Cambridge having better engineers when the point of Caltech is engineering?
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>>133122219
And im guessing 50% taxes?
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>>133123197
No, it's Norwegian clay.
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You are weak cucks who take it for granted that the USA and NATO will protect you from the horrors of the world.

You've been put to the text in the past 5 years and you have failed the test miserably.

Work on your character, all the old stereotypes and on-paper statistics that make you look good mean shit in the face of the real world.

You're welcome for the last 50 years of peace and prosperity. - USA
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>>133120735
>leftists try to insinuate free education is good for business
>it's actually the low corporate tax
I bet the original image was made by some 'murican socialist who actually wants to double the corporate tax to ease his still Berning anus.
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>>133123902
>You're welcome for the last 50 years of peace and prosperity

Without you fucks destroying Germany in ww2, you would only be a second rate power today.

You should pay more (along with Britain) for all the damages you caused Europe.
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Denmark is our greatest ally. Only nation outside of America to celebrate 4th of July.

Annex when?
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Typical Norwegian couple these days. White cucks are really proud.

White cucks make a lot of money so they can pay for all non whites fucking their women.
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>>133124111
It's not just Germany. It's the entire world order that we created and uphold through raw force.

Force you and your people lack, both psychologically and militarily.
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>>133124320

This thread is about Denmark and the US, not Norway.
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>>133120735
Fuck off, you fucking disguisting federalist, day of the actual auschwitz when?

REMINDER: FEDERALISTS ARE SCUM OF THE EARTH AND LITERALLY EITHER JEWS OR "MUSLIMS ARE NOT SO BAD".

Fucking hell I hate federalists with a passion.
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>>133124329
Oh, trust me... it's ALL about destroying Germany.
The jew world order was created because you helped destroy Europe.
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>>133124320
ничeгo ceбe дeвчoнкa
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>>133124320

Also, that guy would be "white" in the US
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>>133123560
>Norway owned by Denmark literally for centuries
>b-but Denmark is totally Norwegian clay!

Uhm no, sweetie.

Denmark is your top, please bend over while he fucks you in the ass, love muffin.
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>>133122921
>Why isn't this country of 5 million people the world's leading economy?

Really fires up the ol' thinktank
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>>133124671
Denmark-Norway was just a continuation of the Kalmar Union after Sweden left (and made sure Scandinavia never became one single country as it should have been today).

Why have you exchanged bratwurst with muslim sausages?
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>>133124929
But my dear Norge, who was the top in the Kalmar union? Never forget the fact that you mountain monkeys got DANED.
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>>133124929
Bratwurst is haram and against Mohammed's (pbuh) commandments.
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>>133124320
atractive guy with hot girl
only retards on /pol/ believe it's about race
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>>133125092

At the beginning it was actually an equal union. In fact it was Norway who started the whole thing (sort of) by royal marriage.
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It only works better in Denmark because Danes are better than Americans. America is full of niggers, feminists and everyone has a low IQ
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>>133120735
Isnt denmark that tiny flacid dick looking country? I can't even name one person from there
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*imports 20 million illiterates*
Why aren't we living like Danes?
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>>133125243
Too bad the Swedes ruined it like they do everything, getting upset about Chistian II beheading some swedish (((nobles)))
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>>133120735
The only Scandinavian country I've seen mocked is Sweden.
Makes me think OP
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>>133125398
>this is what europoors tell themselves
Kek'd hard lad, sorry your unis cant compete
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>>133120735
speak for yourself with your corrupt memes.
>>133121638
>Denmark
>Scandinavian
>pick one
>he doesn't know the viking rulers were predominately danish.
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I like how everyone completely ignores how Danish taxes are several times higher than US taxes, meaning that even when all benefits are factored in actual disposable income is on-par or even lower than the USA. Denmark also has the highest personal-debt to income ratio in the world, and has much higher rates of anti-depressant usage than the USA.
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>>133124111
Pax Americana, and you're welcome, cuck.
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>>133125417

>hurrr durrr look at how dumb the rest of the world is since I know nothing about it.

Congratulations on being under educated.
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>>133125915
Here's a little rule of thumb.. put your hands in front of your face.. norway to left sweden to the right denmark below.. V for vikings. Unity under danes. Each of sweden and norway and denmark have 3 lions 3 crowns danes have the heart between the 3 crowns and 3 lions.
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>>133126104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2hRTLdvdnk
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>>133125228
Thanks for your insight, brrrrr
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>>133122102
>History isn't nuanced in any way and if you disagree with me then you're American
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>>133125652
its not like you went to harvard
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>>133126104
It's also when why when the vikings excerted influence over great britain it was called dane law not norwegian law or swede law but dane law. Just so you understand.
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>>133120735
Democratic sosialism ftw!
fuck liberalism!
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>>133125955
>Le Danish public school teacher.jpg
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>>133120735
>33 hour work week
is that real? Just recently I thought, that there would be way less depressed people, if they wouldn't have to spend most of their day at work. 6 hours a day +some, sounds perfect to me
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>>133125915
I have to know.
How high are the taxes in Denmark?
I would imagine that they're higher than America or most of Europe.
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>>133120735
No one makes fun of denmark
It's sweden we hate
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>>133120735
>#1 for business
Where are the Danish Apple, Facebook, Microsoft, Amazon, Telsa, Airbnb or Uber?
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>>133126458
It's 37 hours
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Denmark
>5 million population
New York City
>8 million population

Yes compare a country with a population less than one major city in ours and think think that it's relevant. Fuck off.
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>>133120735
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>>133120735
>No federal minimum wage
>Listing this as if it's a good thing
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>>133126458
>>133126567
Obviously a Lot of people Work more than the 37 hours.
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>mfw Denmark has been kept afloat as a European utopia with oil
>mfq that oil is about to run out and they will be Sweden in a couple years when they are forced to take refugees
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>>133126672
That's norway
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>>133126489
>How high are the taxes in Denmark?
very very high, we're going a bit too far left but still have very very low unemployment and have free education (the most important part) the healthcare part is failing due to immigrant retards. major cutbacks.. equality of opportunity not equality of outcome has always been big deal for us. Few competent vs many idiots = win.
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>>133120735
Can you survive on English in Norway? I'll learn Nordic in time. I want to work in a huge depot in the snowy fields where nights are long and elves sleep underneath.
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>>133123197
Denmark is Germany's micropenis.
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>>133126335
I don't need to in order to outdo your very best "unis," newflag
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>>133124111
We already rebuilt your countries. It's time you grow up and actually pay for your own defense instead of acting like hypocritical children.
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>>133126657
Our unions handle the minimum wage.
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>>133126672
you produce more oil per capita than we do
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>>133126625
What's wrong with liking kpop?
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>>133127068
And, somehow, we're not nearly as cucked as you and the rest of western Europe.
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>>133126838
stop larping as a country, you're neither a millionaire or educated at one of your prestigious unis
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>>133126489

22% coorporate income tax. Low and thus good for business - Trump wants to follow suit.

Personal income taxes however are higher:
Depending on which municipality you live (largest tax collection) and how much you earn it maximizes to around 55%.
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>>133126489
We have the highest tax rate in the world.. not even joking, a politician made the claim a couple of month ago and some journalist in our leftist-state-media decided to check it out, and they concluded it was so..
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>>133126489
Might behoove you to know that denmark is a false name, the real name is DANmark which means field of dan or resting place of dan. The hebrew el is our word for direct for electricity, and ur is our word for time or a clock.
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>>133126838
your anglo biased meme rankings are literally based on shit like brand recognition

it means jack shit about the quality of the education provided - which explains why your failing universities keep showing up high on the lists
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>>133126528

Facebook and apple are heavily investing in Denmark right now.
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>>133126569
There is +30 million people in Manila.. yet the Philippians are less relevant than Scandinavia (which has a combined population of less than 25 mio).
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>>133120735
Not one Danish university is highly esteemed. At fucking all. People come here to start businesses and become wealthy. Not the other way around.
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>>133126657

>Having such an uncontrolled immigration into your country of low skilled labour that a federal minimum wage is necessary.
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>>133126489
source?
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>>133127469
Pot, meet Kettle.
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>>133127401
>Not one Danish university is highly esteemed. At fucking all. People come here to start businesses and become wealthy. Not the other way around.
Ofcourse not it's not because we spend more per pupil, that's the US you need to look for for that.. we just have better people that's how we establish our nation.. not by lowering the bar but by raising it with merit not by throwing meaningless shit at people to have meaningless degrees.
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>>133127256
>We have the highest tax rate in the world
how can you have more than 60% of cuckden?

>>133127469
the us minimum wage is africa tier
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>>133127211
>this is what americans believe
oi am i laffin

you are the epicenter of gender and racial politics, the birthplace of the third wave feminist and the proud and rapidly dropping 56%

the nonsensical shit that takes center stage in your political circus would get laughed off stage in Denmark
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>>133126662
In Poland you can expect 40 hours only out of government jobs. Everything else is usually 48 and more. Which is fucked up imo.
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>>133127256
>>133127292
>>133127331
Why are all you Swiss retards such commies? Go back to your mountain jew land and read the BIBLE before you push this on us
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>>133126528
Snapchat was Danish, so is Lego..
There is less than 6 million people in Denmark, it would be weird if we were to rival America (300 mio) in large corporations.
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>>133127292
We were taught that is was Denmark in school. The teachers didn't bother with native pronunciations. Instead, its Denmark and everyone is some picturesque town eating chocolate and smiling.
You'll have to forgive me since the idea of Denmark is quite skewed.
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>>133125652
Oh man I haven't had need for my MURRKAH folder in a long time
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>>133127292

How incoherent. What kind of message are you trying to convey?
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>>133127524
The unbirthing tag on Nhentai.
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>>133120735
>no federal minimum wage
>low business tax rate

also doesn't denmark have the highest levels of personal debt per capita?
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>>133125562
>(((nobles)))

kek
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>>133123272
Because that site isn't "best engineering schools" dumbass
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>>133127618
>swiss retards
>commies
go see your jew land for imposters this wording has been with us for a very long time.
We have lived in scandinavia for tens of thousands of years infact we keep digging out all kinds of elaborate artifacts in our soil from stonage and much much older.. oh so much pottery.
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>>133120735
Tell me ONE good reason to care Denmark exists. ONE godamn contribution to humanity.I will start by presenting this guy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgios_Papanikolaou
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>>133125228
coming from shithole brazil
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>>133120735
Hmm I wonder why.......
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>>133120735
>hey i bet this will work in a country with 300 million people
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>>133127675
>How incoherent. What kind of message are you trying to convey?
Whatever it is you want to find i guess.
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>>133120735
>1 post by this ID
>flag
I suggest gasing yourself
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>>133127837
yeah it lists them as the best universities so anything other than harvard/mit which you didn't attend = nigger education
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>>133127552
Yeah that's all true but for someone like me, majoring in cyber security at a school recognized by the NSA, I think I'm good.
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>>133127855
it's not a lie tho
the guy isn't even full nigger, their offspring would be fairly white and probaly also atractive.
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>>133120735
People always try to compare to the United States, but they always fail to understand, our military is basically used to protect Europe. Imagine if there were no Americas, no new world. Do you think you would be anything but an extension of Germany or Russia?
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>>133127850
http://denmark.dk/en/meet-the-danes/famous-danish-inventions
Here's a few, remember we're 5+ million people. We're always were quality over quantity.. able to feed 3x our population in case of famine most of our land is farm land.
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>>133120735
Where is the mention of personal Income Tax?
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>>133128349
BTFO by us forbes #1 2015 best for business.. just look at your masses and look at how embarrasing you are. Really if you want to pick at us.. take a good look at yourself first before you say irellevant.
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>>133128248
>Do you think you would be anything but an extension of Germany

Probably wouldn't be so bad desu.
Only difference is we would be typing in German on this Norwegian knitting board.

We would still speak our own languages though.
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>>133128349
>souce
>denmark.dk
oy
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>>133126775
Same shit, different part of Kattegat. Just wayyyyy more shitskins over here. At least we don't have christiania.
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>>133128248
lmao protect europe from what you delusional burgerclown
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>>133128559
norway best breh. germans protect us you faggot that was the role of the german empire.. don't get it twisted. they take all the fucking shit so we can keep being who we are. Why the jews want to destroy germany and then send floods into sweden and norway and denmark says NO.. but denmark is irellevant because it is steward class and the population of whom they steward are at west and east of denmark. norway and sweden.. higher population that's who they go after.. they walk through denmark "fuck you we're going to sweden". The joo's figured us out..
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>>133128248
god I hope europe leaves nato

>>133128397
even if it's higher than the insane uk personal income tax, they're still richer
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>>133128881
Well... he's a actually right in a way, especially during the cold war.

The reason you think we don't have enemies that will attack us is because NATO is too strong. If NATO and the US disappears who knows what will happen. Always expect the worst. We have had peace for so long that we cannot even imagine our potential suffering.

We really should spend more on military in Europe.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFn1cVnz_lE
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>>133121900

yea, where else are they gonna go, canada? that place is a bum fucked shithole. I swear to god if america was ass raped by niggers and muslims and then shat out a semen covered fudge packed turd, we'd call it canada.
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>>133129318
so after nato pulls out of europe, the russians take over europe in a week?
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>>133120735
Your defense is basically 100% subsidized by the United States. It's a shitty situation where both countries actually feel worse about it for different reasons, but you're welcome for that extra cash.
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>>133129318
>We really should spend more on military in Europe.
yea.. we really should increase government spending. That's what we need!
Don't let these kind of thread fuck with you, our current government size are curbing growth, we are each year becoming relative poorer because of the welfare meme.
Vote LA.
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>>133129552
I don't think so today... no
(but who knows what the future holds)
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>>133121780
>No one makes fun of Danes.
South Park did.

https://youtu.be/LVgiZGz1Mz8
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>>133129679
so in the future if europe exists nato and replaces it with some eu defense pact how exactly does russia steamroll the eu?
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>>133129671
we should increase MILITARY spending and ONLY military spending. trumps going to work just watch.. fuck these filth trying to be paid to say they're doing something for you when they aren't.. and getting paid, all this unecessary beauraucracy.

tl;dr danes have hired a massive expendature to get the few % of the population that is not working (extremely few) into work, and it's causing more of a net deficit than just having these few morons run around doing absolutely nothing. Typical leftists Let's set a investigative board up to research how that other shit isn't doing it's shit.. just destroy it.. get rid of the deadweight..
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I really hope we leave the EU.
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>>133129814
that's a real song though
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>>133130094
so you end up like norway? in schengen, pays into the budget, and still has some laws dictated by the eu
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>>133129888
I never said Russia would steamroll Europa. That is IF we still have a strong military.
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>>133130591
we need strong military norge bro, not because of russia but because of sweden.
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>>133130591
the Russian army is only considered strong because of the manpower in a full blown conflict that would be pretty much negated, also America wouldn't sit idly because the EU is a huge trading partner, NATO just mean US power projection because they get to have bases in Europe
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>>133130702
And also because of germany with rising muslim population..
This is part of why denmark is blessed. i mean LOOK AT IT.. look at the danish landborder between germany and denmark.. you could arm it with fucking heavy artillery, have fleets of whoever forces.. join in at both sides.. intercepts bombardments you name it.. it's like last stand recipy.. it's so slim it's almost a godsend. Wall built in a matter of months. Nobody talks about it.
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>>133121723
>I suspect semitic influence
This.

>>133120735
Enjoy your future, Denmark.
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>>133131096
If isolated it destroys all landboarder intrusion into sweden and norway by funnelling them into a barrage of navy and border artillery, gee i wonder why danes were the viking kings.. whilst swedes and norwegians set and were protected.. doesn't make any fucking sense right? the FIRST time anyone ever realized that.. right? Ofcourse not the danish kings were the ones who took the brunt of any assault against the triad.. like when the danes stood alone and got blown the fuck out by germany and sweden and norway stood and watched as germany fucked denmark off good and retook slesvig hoslstein etc.

But the direct battle as invader up to sparr with the norse have always been threatened with that very narrow passage where they are funneled into a fucking meatgrinder.
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>>133120735

I work for a danish Company and visit that Country 2-3 Times a Year. Their Culture is awesome, their People are awesome but their Swampland sucks.
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>>133131507
If they manage to defeat germany they will flow up to a narrow passageway where you can just bombard them with the heaviest armament possible and fleet at both sides. Epic last stand, let's say diminishing returns is a thing.
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>>133120735
It's amazing what you can do when your country has the population of South Carolina.
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>>133131565
I don't know what's awesome about working and then drinking yourself to death and getting filled with viagra so you can fuck everything that moves
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I like Denmark
It is a good place
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>>133131896
It's amazing how you can't run states like countries even though you can match them to European states and all have much more resources
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>>133131944

We do the same in Austria, thats why.
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>>133130197
It is, and I appreciate Matt and Trey making the world aware of Pyrus. However, they also made the Danish to look all blond and wear the Pyrus wardrobe on an everyday basis. It's not nearly as bad as how they make fun of Canadians or Mongolians, but they made fun of them nonetheless.
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>>133132183
no you don't, you niggers are lazy compared to the scandinavians
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>>133122399
Danskjävlar
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>>133131944
Things aren't what they once were.. it's the blood feud territory that the faggot muslims and africans don't know about in the past.. you fight untill the other part is no more.. The reason they don't fight you right now is that they still want to get along they can't imagine yet that their paradise is lost.. they still keep imagine it is still there.. but once it isn't.. you don't know how scandis operate i do. they switch into warmode.. they change like dr. jeckyll and mr. hyde.. you've never seen this nor should you want to, and all these little fags talking.. shh.. they just go away.. and then it's going to be very very hard to be a muslim or whatever invader i tell you that much. This whole scandinavia is cucked.. i laugh, because you don't know that it's our peace mode. it's how we are used to being towards eachother.. when we go into warmode.. we become psychopath. No feeling, get rid of threat.. its gone there man woman child.. ok, moving on.. when you see them go they know it's time to go. Some are nice, don't matter.
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>>133132295

You are a Pirate, so...

Fuck you
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>>133120735
48?

You're wrong on your first proof.
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>>133132073
Interesting
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>>133121723
just because the business is in the US doesnt mean the money is.
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>>133132443
..and may god have mercy on your soul.
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>>133120735

Oh Denmark, have no fear the Liberal progressives that run your country will import thousands of uneducated, horny, welfare immigrants to fix your #1 status... soon you too can be ranked near the bottom as a near-african state.
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>>133132443
dude the days you had indian steel and were 6 feet tall while the rest of the world were midgets are gone. Using your logic we should fear the days when Mongolians start a new Khanate. All memes aside, according to /pol/ calling someone a Mongolian should be a compliment

>After Genghis Khan decapitated his way through Asia like a mustachioed threshing machine, the Mongolian Empire found direct contact with the Middle East for the first time in their history. As a sign of good will, Genghis sent a caravan into the neighboring Khwarezmid Empire consisting of 450 men and what we can only assume was one damn fine fruit basket.

>However, the Khwarezmids did not take kindly to these "people in felt tents," and Governor Inalchuq of Otrar seized the caravan, killing all but one Mongol merchant.

>Genghis, at this point, was willing to give his neighbors another chance, figuring that perhaps they simply didn't realize who they were fucking with. He sent a delegation to Inalchuq's boss, Shah Ala ad-Din Muhammad II, to ask what up. The Shah responded by shaving the heads of the Mongol ambassadors, and sent their interpreter home without a head.
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>>133132959
>When he learned about the massacre of his envoy, Genghis nodded and quietly went off into the mountains to count to 10 and compose himself. After thinking it through for a few days, he returned refreshed, then gave Khwarezmid a pounding unlike any the world would see until World War II.

>To avenge his lost messengers, Genghis deployed three of his "four dogs" of war, which included Subutai, better known as the greatest general who ever lived. After laying siege to Inalchuq's citadel for six months with newly-acquired Chinese technologies, Genghis finally obtained a refund for his fruit basket; supposedly by pouring molten silver into Inalchuq's eyes and mouth. Then he went after the Shah.

>Genghis Khan stormed into Khwarezmia with up to 200,000 of the best trained soldiers in the world, destroyed an army five times his size, and even diverted rivers to wipe the Sultan's birthplace off the map. By the time Genghis was finished, "not even dogs or cats" were spared. The entire empire was literally erased, its four million inhabitants reduced to mounds of skeletons. The Shah himself escaped to an island in the Caspian Sea, where he died of pleurisy, bankrupt and alone. Thus cementing the popular adage, "don't kill the messenger." Especially if he works for Genghis Khan.
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>>133132731
There is a consensus among politicians about limiting immigration. Its just difficult to do something about, because the refugees have the right to seek asylum. If we want to stop immigration, we would need to leave the human rights convention about how countries should treat refugees from other countries.
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>>133128802

Christania is good. It keeps the scum concentrated in one area. This also means that we don't have as much shit going on out in the streets.
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>>133121638
????
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>>133132959
You don't get it. hilarious that you use a mongol which we call someone of down syndrome. We don't just exterminate people at random we drive people out from our homeland that we don't want to be there.. it's not savage or random.
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>>133124111
This, if American didn't try so hard to stop German by giving shit ton of equipment to the Soviets Eastern Europe wouldn't be so fucked and still recovering from communism that America helped spreed.
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>>133129814
Boo Hoo
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>>133121638
denmark has always been part of scandinavia
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>>133133214
>There is a consensus among politicians about limiting immigration. Its just difficult to do something about, because the refugees have the right to seek asylum. If we want to stop immigration, we would need to leave the human rights convention about how countries should treat refugees from other countries.

it's always the same same with curbing africas spiraling out of control population.

>Although this goes against human rights it would be the best solution. however its completely impossible to enforce it. especially with Africa's ever exploding birth rate.

What do you prefer.. a misplaced "human right" or constinual suffering? seek to ammend? What is most humane? the solution or being a stickler. Think about it once in a while

These people who placed those human rights as articles of ordinance are idiots by themselves for not ratifying them.
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>>133131165

CLOSE THE BORDERS NOW!!!
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>>133133694
*continual suffering.
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>>133122363
kek
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>>133133375
what's hilarious is that the mongolians would build a tower of danish viking's skulls if went to war in the good ol days, and that while you jerk off to IQ maps the mongoloids are above you

there's nothing savage about wiping a place off the map for killing messengers
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>>133121638
I
what?
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>>133120735
maybe. but you're still a bunch of boring pasty faggots.
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>>133134052
>mongoloids are above you
did they ever take our homelands? i rest my case.
Btw. did you know that the france that repelled the ummayad caliphate invasion the frankish king that lead them was of nordic lineage? did you know that?
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>>133120735

We're mainly mocking Sweden.

Denmark is one of the less fucked up countries in Europe.
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>>133134260
Oh i'm sorry maybe i should produce a relevant a gif for you, here you go.
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>>133134260
Did you know that you are nation of pig fuckers that is absolutely irrelevant?
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>>133120735
but the USA only has a 40 hour work week,
whats the point of lying?
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>>133120735

Well Sweden is usually the butt of most jokes but two Danish journalists did try to give someones address to jihadists after they'd criticised Mohammad so I guess it swings in roundabouts.
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>>133134274

I can't help but feel that we have dodged a bullet over the last couple of years. We litterally border up to two of the countries that has been fucked up most by the immigration crisis, and somehow we are still keeping the situation under control, and "most" of the shitskins out of the country.
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>>133134447
I hate you too achmed, and i have absolute animosity for you and your ilk rummaging through the once proud germany.. I hold you as the same level of living as a dayfly.. you are in germany now.. soon in the future you will be gone.. and back to your cradle of filth where you belong..
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>>133134331
>that outlet

nice try, muhammad
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>>133134260
>did they ever take our homelands?
because they didn't get to you

>Btw. did you know that the france that repelled the ummayad caliphate invasion the frankish king that lead them was of nordic lineage?
sounds fun, but the amount of kebab removal that the Mongolians did can't even compare
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>>133134645

> and somehow we are still keeping the situation under control, and "most" of the shitskins out of the country

How is this being done though? Are they preferring Germany and more free gibs or some actual stealth Denmark method to keep them out?
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>>133121638

>Denmark not part of Scandinavia

I hope you're not American, but the likely case is that you are and for that I'm thankful you're hiding behind a non-geographic location.
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>>133134951
>because they didn't get to you
exactly.

>sounds fun, but the amount of kebab removal that the Mongolians did can't even compare
true they occupied the caliphate empire for quite some time.. and gave others a chance of breathing.. relative to perception as it may be.
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>>133120735
NICE INFOGRAPH. YOU'VE TOTALLY CHANGED MY MIND FAG.
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>>133133694
I'm not a support of the refugee acts of the human rights.
I explained how it is in Denmark, that most politicians are not "refugee-welcome", but they are reluctant to do anything about the human rights.

I honestly have become increasingly sceptic about human rights. Started with the Jordan Peterson ordeal, where human rights commission made it a hate-crime to call someone "he" when the person prefers a "she".
Another problem with human rights are the right to receive. You have the a fundamental human right to food, shelter, etc. Which makes no sense, how can you have a human right to wealth generated by other people?..
Human rights have become one giant umbrella where people for all sorts of different reasons shuttle stuff under the umbrella, which doesn't belong there.
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>>133121638
Reveal your real flag. You can't be this dumb.
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>>133120735
>using a European flag to insult America
Nice Try Amerifag
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>>133121638
Fucking retards taking this literally... It's like saying California is not part of America. He just means that in its heart, it is not a Scandinavian country, and he's right.
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>>133134331
Not America, no Budweiser or Corona on the table.
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>>133122147
>thinking university rankings mean shit if you're not on the path to becoming a government researcher
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Denmark is a great country. If I was an average worker I'd like to live there vs. the US. However, the highly skilled are taxed too high.
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>>133135123

We didn't actively try to take more immigrants than we could handle, and therefore only took in the asylum seekers that we were obligated to, and only took those that we deemed worthy.
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>>133120735
Oh wait, you forgot
>Denmark
45% minimum income tax bracket
25% Value Added Tax (VAT) on EVERYTHING you buy
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>>133135662

Agreed. The top taxes needs to be fucking eradicated.
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>>133121955
>Implying Universities aren't indoctrination kindergartens.
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>>133123211
and we threw most of our jews to sweden
germans really were the good guys
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>>133135288
>Human rights have become one giant umbrella where people for all sorts of different reasons shuttle stuff under the umbrella, which doesn't belong there.
Nailed it.
It's very clear for africa. they need two things a) adjustment of birthrates to fit their infrastructure leaving those who are building it pro bono to actually scale it rather then it being "feed 1 child come back feed 5 kids come back feed 20 kids.. come back feed 50 kids.. go.. OH COME ON.. is this even LEGAL?" it's like a runaway train their birthrates are way beyond the infrastructure.. it's like a runaway train you can't put the tracks down fast enough for it to even reach equilibrium and you're rewarding bad behaviour and just making the problem worse..

Same with hosts of other things in the same way
But what does the Un articles say.. you can't do that, FUCK these things.. these things are created by inept people for nefarious purposes.. maybe let's say for once in a blue moon that they did it for the right reason.. it doesn't fucking FIT.. the situation.. it needs immediate ratification.. watch them all fucking vanish.. and you're struggling to do something that you know you need to be done to actually resolve the situation because some dumbass motherfuckers pretend intellectuals sat down one day in a boardroom and declared it a un human rights directive.. attack it thusly at that level.. burn them the fuck down, stop putting up with this garbage we can't continue to pretend we are a bunch of miscreants who only do things at the whim of others.. they enact real cause upon the world by their idiotic notions.. and others who try to do well are stifled by their lack of competence.. like the little thing goes.. "your inability to do your job makes it incredibility difficult for me to do mine". comes into effect.
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>>133135478
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>>133135834

We have regulations on the taxes and other added social benefits that makes sure that if you don't earn enough to pay the ridiculous taxes, you will still be able earn the bare minimum for you to survive on your own. This is also why the only people who are homeless in Denmark, are the people who CHOOSE to be homeless. This is why we don't see this is as a problem. We consider the quality of life for the mass, over the quality of life for the few.
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>>133126778
some parts of the year nights arent even a thing if you go far enough north in norway
light outside 24/7
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>>133135924

*Cries single tear of thankfulness to the third Reich*
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>>133128702
oy væy
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>>133121638
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>>133134447
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>>133120735
Don't use us for your shitty bait thread, you evil pro-EU slob.
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>>133123503
45% - 60% based on how much you make
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>>133123093
>>133123211
>>133127611
>>133120735
it used to be 40 hours but because of obamas bullshit healthscam a lot of businesses will keep it under the threshold of their states full-time work designation, usually 32 and under.

If youre over 40 week you now have to be paid an overtime wage is you make under 52K year.
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>>133137559

Are you fucking insane? It "only" goes up to 51.95% including top taxes.
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>>133138400
'Under the Danish tax system, it is possible for a high-wage earner to pay up to 51.5% of their total income after gross tax, giving a total of 57% of total income.'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxation_in_Denmark
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>>133139428
>wiki
yeah its not 100% correct. I know surprise surprise.
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>>133139542
Hey man, I'm not from Denmark, I just did a quick google. How do you know though? You a lawyer?
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>>133132724
>..and may god have mercy on your soul.
gods god nothing to do with it if it comes to that, or he's not watching. These bastards who think they're going to take us over larping in their mosques are going to realize what lambs to lions really means. The very ground lays accusations against them. And we know all the territory.. total carnage.. ISIS troops a fucking picnic in warmode.
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>>133139933
Unlike them we will kill them and deliver them a swift death we don't want to make them suffer or all kinds of such things, we just want them out.. quick and painless.. or voluntary.. if it comes to that.. make the smart move and LEAVE.
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>>133139933
It was a reference from the movie Billy Madison.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
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>>133120735
I work zero hours a week lol nordcuck
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>>133140142
i know it's ok.
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>>133140142
I know, but you don't know what's levelled against us yet.. study this.
http://hadithcollection.com/sahihbukhari/85-/3853-sahih-bukhari-volume-004-book-052-hadith-number-041.html 288 narrations of what muhammad declares jihaad to be.. keep your helmet strapped on. I spook them because i know it better than they do.
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It's almost as if Denmark's policies work well in a country with an ethnically homogenous, high average IQ population with skilled, educated workers but won't work at all in a country with unskilled, uneducated workers who drive wages down in a system like Denmark's. It's almost as if this is basic fucking economics.
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>>133140723
Clicky clicky.. go ahead.. it gets worse and worse.. The justification for piracy as seen in the islamic jihad and the question of weither the muslims saw it as authentic that's what they did, a brag by ibn al khaldun, the christians couldn't float a plank on the inland sea.. the islamic pirates roamed the mediterranean killing and enslaving everyone.. at that time. a rider on horseback with goods took a lot of time, you could store a lot on a ship, transport it to rome greece etc. then have on horseback etc. OVER.. this cut a lot back on commerce.. in essence it produced the dark ages in europe.. they believed that they had failed god and they had to be more stringent, so they found witches to burn etc. in hopes that god would see clear to banish this curse. You never realized that was cause of the muslims practicing economic warfare did you? OH yeah buddy.. oh yeah..

It's because you look at europe and you never asked.. what were the muslims doing, they were LAUGHING THEIR ASS OFF ABOUT how they were hurting the european christians.. literally.
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>>133141147
Little different of a viewpoint you now gain huh, intermeresting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pICAha0nsb0
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>>133120735
>ranked
by (((who))), I wonder?

Also, 48 hour workweek. Yeah, okay. Go live in denmark then. Oh, what? They have a super high suicide rate? Huh, how about that.
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>>133121638
Why must you make us look stupid?
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>>133141147
Why do you care so much about Islam?
don't get me wrong Islam sucks, but so does Socialism, progressive, Christian immigrants from Africa, Feminism..

There is an ocean of things the sucks, don't go into the rabbit hole of one of these things. Float on top of the shit sea.
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>>133141547
>Why do you care so much about Islam?
why don't you care about it?, al ikhwan is one reason pic related. You're shadow boxing i'm louisville slugging.
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>>133141547
Not him. Islam will take over the world if it remains unchecked.
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>>133120735
I respect your business ethics.
Be proud.
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>>133120735
>54% of companies worth over 1 billion are from the USA
>"18th in business"
>0% of companies worth over 1 billion are from Denmark
>"1st in business"
What the fuck are you talking about?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCOVP2mCR8Q&spfreload=10
Destroying other species in the wake of terraforming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGoVdcceON4&spfreload=10
fighting the dragon.
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>>133121638
i bet this is an american
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>>133143230
Its related to how easy it is to do business and such..
In the USA, business present a healthcare plan for the employees etc. In Denmark they dont.
Furthermore, as explained Lego is Danish, Lego is easily worth more than a billion US dollars.. Novo Nordisk, are the largest Insulin manufactor in the world (and are perhaps the largest company in Denmark) they too are worth more than a billion US dollars.

I don't know where you have the data on the % of billion dollar companies world wide. But from your infograph I assume it is related to the tech-industry.
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>>133143230
From Wikipedia "Ease of doing business", Denmark is currently ranked number 3 world wide.
Interestingly enough then the US was ranked number 3 from 2006 to 2009. now they are ranked 8th.
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>>133124111

t. naziboo

Yeah no thanks, Dog bless America.
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>>133122363
Fuck you m8 the university of glasgow is fucking minted.
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>>133143641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2Os_fTIG-4&spfreload=10
shield hall. "see now you look like a viking, doesn't he freya?" "perhaps" "aaahh.."
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>>133144543
https://www.cbinsights.com/blog/unicorn-startup-market-map/
Novo Nordisk and Lego aren't Startups.
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>>133145159
If it's easier to do business in Denmark, then why are 54% of startups worth over 1 billion in the US?
Why aren't people starting up businesses in Denmark instead?
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>>133146344
don't know, I would assume that it is because of Silicone Valley..
Snapchat was Danish before it was sold, they are perhaps on the list of American startups unicorns.
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>>133146344
frodo baggins perhaps bigger market and bigger yields in the US? bless your tiny heart. But great ideas start where the brains are.. to make them larger is the market that's the followthrough.
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>>133146344
Anyway, there is +300 million people in the US, and less than 6 million in Denmark. So if we assume that both countries have an equally business friendly environment and that tech start-ups that is worth more than a billion us dollars are the measurement. Then there would be more than 50 times as many "unicorns" in Denmark as in the US.
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>>133146542
>Snapchat was Danish before it was sold, they are perhaps on the list of American startups unicorns.

U wot

It was started by American students attending Stamford University.
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>>133120735

Shouldn't you be watching your 7 year old sister getting gang raped you fucking sicko?

OOOooo your a fucking jew and its not YOUR sister just a fucking goy.

k

I understand
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jesus christ denmark makes us burgers look like communists
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>>133130336

>Hiding behind a meme flag while critisizing another nation

They can be friends with us and the anglosphere, Norway can come to
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>>133146344
That being said denmark thrives on corporations with great national loyalty like maersk and lego and so on.. by themselves declare that they want to make business local as much as possible aswell as delegate it outwards, same with siemens, the massive multiindustry corporation, where do siemens have its lead windmill plant. Denmark. we take care of our own. They have the executive logistics and administration in denmark whilst being in US and many other places.. what's the net benefit? they give the nations they love jobs.. instead of throwing eachother overboard for a damn percentage.. and the government works with them on it. But it's just.. basic loyalty or philia you want to do well for eachother pic very related.. what does multi ethnic multiculti societies do.. destroy that.. why should they want to be good for that society it's just a trashheap now.. fuck it.. no incentive.. when they have a ethnic homogenous incentive.. they love it.. much loyalty it's just embedded don't even have to say it, take pride in doing it. for that nation for the workers to have jobs for that nation to prosper.. it's almost funny how these idiots don't know how the west prospered with that kind of tight knit relationship of wanting to good for eachother and making eachother prosper over others.. IF others want make their own do the same for theirs..
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>>133147091
yea sorry I was thinking of Skype.
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i'm out have a good time everyone.
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Threads about my country never fail to make me cringe. Our country is fucking irrelevant, stop making threads about it, and to my countrymen, please shut the fuck up because you are fucking embarassing. Who even gives a shit about Denmark? I don't mean that in a self-loathing way, just tell me why this country is worth talking about?
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>>133148632
you're not quite there yet.
Don't ever be ashamed of who you are and your own people. If you are i don't want to know a damn thing you're talking about. Because it's just a suicidal cramp.
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>>133148632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud6sU3AclT4&spfreload=10
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>>133147945
swedish and danish dont take all the glory for that actual shit
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>>133120735
if you're so proud of being scandinavian, why you using an EU flag?
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