holy shit, Deuce Bigalow is /oneofus/ quick, /pol/, what's

The Animal, The Hot Chick, Deuce Bigalow, Water Boy, and Big Daddy

THIS SUMMER

>>133109991
>this summer
>RAAAAAHB SHNEYEDURR is:
>retarded!

THIS SUMMER, ROB SCHNEIDER IS

ROB SCHNEIDER IS

a carrot!

HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT THAT BEING A SHITLORD IS A LOT HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

Rated PG-13

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>>133109991
wait, is this the guy diddling those Nickelodeon teen stars?

>>133110105
Real cinematic masterpieces.

He's not even funny. Maybe a little in the SNL days.

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>>133109991
>Rob (((Schneider)))
>/oneofus/

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>>133110292
No one diddles Nickelodeon stars anon. You're talking crazy.

>>133110292
Nah, you're thinking of Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider.

>>133110292
No. Jesus. how old are you?

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Literally, LITERALLY the worst actor of all time.

Surf Ninjas
Knock off
Demolition Man
Judge Dredd

>>133109991
Nice, I have respect for him and James woods now since James seems reasonable as well.

>>133109991
>implying this faggot wasn't part of the trans agenda with movies like "the hot chick"

>dropped

>>133110292
You're thinking Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider

>>133109991
He was pretty based in Waterboy

OHH NOOO, WE SUCK AGAIN!

>>133110424
every time i watch a movie im surprised by how the ratings for it seem way different than what id rate it. id bet money that ratings have been bought and paid for since forever and they using ratings to slander actors they dont like and can essentially control their careers that way

>>133110424

>nicolas cage was in a good movie

Fake news

>>133110375
>Lol there's no based Jews guys
Did you know George Soros sold out his fellow Jews to the Nazis because he knew it was right?
Maybe you should open your mind and not look a gift horse in the mouth.

>>133110588
>not enjoying the pure insanity that is a nicolas cage performance

YOU CAN DO IT! KICK CNN IN THE NUTS!

>>133110588
There are a few really good movies staring the one and only Nicolas Cage. Such as leaving Las Vegas, Joe and...others

>>133110212
ONE

>>133109991
>muh Faux News hurrdurrr
Libshits need to retire this dead meme when basically every other mainstream news outlet is just a propaganda extension of the Democratic party.

>>133109991
If he was one of us he'd be chanting it for years.

>>133110384
Kek. This is the best one yet.

>>133110588
>slandering the Cage

That man is a national treasure

>>133110679
this desu
He is basically Andy Kaufman of cinema. He knows that he is overacting, and totally loves it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68BjP5f0ccE

>>133111037
I see what you did there, you rascal

>>133111071
Most actors can't do it, but somehow he's mastered it.

>>133111037
That was just the title of the movie you idiot

>>133110782
leaving las vegas validates his entire career. nothing he could do would top that performance.

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>"This summer"
>"Rob Schneider stars in The Shitposter"
>*Rob at his computer jacking off to hentai*
>*scene transition below the floor, passes through the ground to show a couple rats fucking; cue to living room; his grandma isbanging a broomstick against the ceiling
>"A down and out has-been B-lister shitposts on the Internet"
>*Rob makes a post about CNN being fake news, vaccines causing autism and pedophile Jews running Hollywood
>"But things get interesting when he bites the hands that feeds!"
>*several men in suit and ties sitting at a war room like table with a large projection of conservative leaning celebrities on the screen
>Philip Seymour Hoffman has a big X over his portrait
>Jews at table start rubbing their hands and laughing
>Rob Schneider portrait gets enlarged, a cross-hair appears over it
>*Can Rob Schneider expose the Illuminati or (((overdose on prescriptions caused by depression)))?
>STARING
>Rob Schneider as The Shitposter
>Mel Gibson as The Aussie
>Vince Vaughn as The Meme Loving Fuck
>Elisabeth Moss as The Topless Girl

>>133110588
God of War

>>133110782
Face/Off is his best movie, prove me wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDnW5XxjwI8

reminder if you're quoting south park you're a fucking fag

who still watches CNN?

literally all they talk about is muh Russia collusion

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>>133109991
>the only defense any liberal has is attacking their own decades-old strawman

BUT FAWKS NEWS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>133110424
Using vox for anything kys

>>133110588

Lord of War and Face/Off were good.

> The Jew eating itself.
What a time to be alive.

>>133110282
He's been a shitlord for a while.

http://dailycaller.com/2016/11/18/rob-schneider-just-dropped-a-downright-vicious-tweet-on-democrats-they-havent-been-this-mad-since/

>>133111606

Knowing was good too imho. One of my favorites.

>>133109991
This the guy from jaws?

>>133109991
muh fox news.

Fox news has never been this overtly bias.

This guy married a girl from my town and is constantly seen fucking around.

Hes a top lad. He even does publicity for a local soccer team.

>>133110206
>Rated pg13

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>>133110588
>He's never seen Rumble Fish

>>133109991
Judge Dredd

>>133109991
This guy's movies are worse than the holocaust would have been if the holocaust had been real but he seems pretty based on twitter.
Also isn't he half Filipino?

>>133110424
Lots of actors on that list that I really like. Hey, at least Mel Gibson isn't on.

>>133110588

>Never knowing the comfiness of The Rock and Con Air.

>>133110384
>>133110522
Stop calling me that.

>>133111702
>Fox news has never been this overtly bias.

Even now they bend over backwards to give lying liberals a say trying to remain "fair and balanced"
Fox was literally the only major news outlet NOT outed by the wikileaks colluding with the DNC to manufacturing news and polls

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>>133110424
I bet a lot of anons here aren't old enough to remember when Rob Schneider did a FMV based PC game around the point in time when everyone realized that FMV video games were the absolute worst shit anyone had ever created
imagine thumbing through the latest PC Gamer and finding this full-page ad leering back at you
>funny with my voice

>>133109991
Is this legit??

DID U SAY STEAK NEWS?

>>133110588
Wild at Heart

>>133112412
ye rob is a g

>>133112411
And look at games today. FMV built around CGI, and you occasionally get to do something.

>>133110588

Dude has an best actor Oscar which puts him somewhere around DiCaprio's level.

>>133109991
>celebrities force their left-wing politics down your throat on twitter
>"reeeee celebs should stay out of politics reeeeee they're out of touch and rich reeee"
>celebrities force their right wing politics down your throat
>"wow based literally /ourguy/? Based Rob Schneider #MAGA"

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>>133110588
>what is Birdy?

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>>133112411
>FMV now stands for funny with my voice

even in print media he's terrible

>>133110427
>Simon Says
>Demolition Man
>Makes up for everything bad he's ever been in

>>133110588
Raising arizona

>>133110674
George Soros is the worst example you could possibly give. Figuratively speaking he is "The man who Jew'd the world".

>>133110588
He's Francis Ford Coppolas nephew, he chooses weird roles to troll the fuck out of Hollywood.

>>133110576
>It's almost as if the Jews control Hollywood

>>133112581
W-well at least you don't have to listen to the CD drive spin up as it starts buffering for another interminable FMV sequence
but I haven't really played a PC game made after 2005 as far as I can recall, maybe they're worse now

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>>133109991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqLUbmpuVw4

>>133109991
>B-BUT MUH FOX NEWS

>>133110239
Unterrated
Kek

>>133110375
Bobby Fischer and Brother Nat are /oneofus/, (((Schneider))) isn't though, he's just a normie.

>>133109991
I like him, it baffles me how he stars in utterly garbo movies despite absolutely knowing his shit when it comes to movies. He knows all the equipment and film styles inside and out. He should be making masterpieces but decides to make movies he and others just enjoy making even if no one else likes them.

>>133109991
Oh shit him and his 12 followers are going to boycott CNN how will they ever recover

>>133114478
>13k retweets
Like him or not he's famous.

>>133110588
Put the bunny back in the box

That's a huge bitch.

>>133109991
Of you see this thread Rob tweet "part of the crew, part of the ship"

>>133110292
nah that would be Dan 'If she's old enough to bleed she's old enough to breed' Schneider

Rob "can't get that nose wider" Schneider

>>133110588
What is Gone in 60 Seconds for 500 Alex?

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>>133110588

a load get this guy of

>>133110292
I believe you're thinking of Dan "the Tight Rider" Schneider

>>133110206
>>133110212
>>133110239
>>133110282
>matt and trey are now living jokes with a dying show desperately grasping at "D-DUDE WE'RE EDGY SATIRE!!!" relevance
>redpilled rob "deerpy derp" schneider is based as fuck
everything worked itself out

>>133110400
Settle down dan.

>>133122716
>desperately grasping at relevance

South Park will be on the air until at least 2019 and Tray/Matt intend to continue it for as long as possible. Can you name a single thing Schneider has done since...shit, I don't know, that South Park episode aired?

>>133110588
Nicholas Cage is one of the best actors of our generation. Every movie he has even been in was made better by his presence.

Cant assuage the Cage.

>>133124284
>Can you name a single thing Schneider has done
yeah, not make a jackass of himself on twitter, the only thing that counts for shit in this day and age
enjoy your libtard manchild cartoons

>>133124480
>enjoy your libtard manchild cartoons

South Park Republicans is a term for a reason.

>South Park co-creator Trey Parker is a registered member of the Libertarian Party.[2] Fellow co-creator Matt Stone sums up their views with the comment, "I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals."[3]

>>133124752
>dude i'm a lolbertarian because i say so
>acts like shrieking infantile leftist at every opportunity
I love gullible retards who suck down every fake news and public statement

>>133109991
Grown Ups