>finally someone more cucked than us when it comes to knives

bought a pack of 50 offensive weapons for £1 from the shop last month, i should sell the rest on the aussie black market.

Hnnnggg. That is a fit bird I reckon.

>>133099528
pretty sad to be honest. aussies and brits are some of the most vulgar, stubborn, and wily motherfuckers on the planet. How did they let this happen?

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>>133099999

god damn you

>>133099399
Fug I have to buy U.S army knives at weekend markets now.

>>133099999

Cleaver.

BEAK'D
How can ausfags even compete?

>>133099399
That can't be Australia because Australia doesn't have 99 cent coins anymore

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>>133099999
What a waste

>>133099367
>you should be able to give knives to minors
fucking hell man

>>133099399
how much damage can you really do with a plastic knife though? surely you could hurt someone more with like a 10 pound dumb bell or something? Or just buy a bottle and break it? Seems illogical

>>133099367
I wanna be in this girl so bad

>>133099367
Lolwut I've never heard of needing a licence to buy a plastic fucking knife.

The only state I reckon that would actually do this is either Queensland or New South Wales.

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>>133099367
>Self serve checkouts

mmkay

that is my favorite picture of all time
to me, its as brilliant as that one famous photograph with the tennis lady scratching her ass

Makes me horny AND patriotic

What a racist law

>>133100329
Ouch, what a waste of digits. I really wanna fuck that chick though.

>>133100985
NSWfag here, can confirm we haven't nanny stated that hard yet.

>>133099367
Is an emu and an ostrich the same thing?
Which do you fear the most?
Did ostrich break the NAP?

>>133099367
Is there any sauce on the girl? I don't fap but I could be persuaded

Fake and gay

>>133099399
thats real-life shitposting mate, not real yet

>>133099399
>cents
>dollars
this is america.

>>133099367
who's the girl?

at least they can fuck prostitutes, gamble on sports and trade CFDs

>>133101628
Woolworths don't exist outside of Australia

>>133101950
But it says Homebrand on it

>>133101972
https://www.woolworths.com.au/Shop/Discover/our-brands/homebrand

It's just cheap shit for abos

>>133099367
>>133101630

http://ryanmcginley.com/animals/29mzjhm61u2sqreklnv9orassb0p6q

Click through this to see more.

>>133101141
I bought a 7 inch knife yesterday and the self serve beeped and asked for assistance and an age confirmation. The lady didn't ask for my ID though and just passed it through. I'm only 19 and I don't look that old.

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>>133099399
I wonder if Im the only one here old enough to have seen that movie when it premiered..

>>133099367
Update
AUSTRALIANS WITHOUT PHOTO ID CAN NOT ENTER PUBS OR CLUBS AFTER JULY 1ST, NO MATTER THEIR AGE.

When is the royal family going to fuck off?

>>133102643
Queenslanders.

I really don't get it with Queensland. The people I talk to up there seem a lot more pro-freedom than people in other states, but their politicians are some of the absolute worst on that front.

>>133102643
Most busy places take a picture of your ID for security reasons anyway

>>133102923
My old mayor Paul got caught with 50,000 dollars at Melbourne airport last month. Lol we have some shitheads in there alright

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>>133102287

Don't be a dork, bin that spork

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>>133102990
>because some places are already police state tier then it doesn't matter if everywhere else does too!!!!
Gas yourself

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