Brit/pol/- DEATH TO TRAITORS FREEDOM TO CORNWALL General

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wagwan senpais

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First for commies

>>133034316
The repeal bill's going to be a piece of shit

>>133034366
A guy at work banged his fist on the table and got mad because I asked why do we obey laws from a foreign parliament.

He said Europe wasn't foreign.

Unrelated sad video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9kmKbIBGxk

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>mfw cornwall becomes free before wales

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first for ignore the degenerate tripfags like edwrd

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Euthanise when?

Is the Isle of Man the only safe place in Britain left? No muzzies, surrounded by water, low population. I might just move there.

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>>133034815
u wot m0

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>>133035048
Is your head in the sand?

>>133034957
Don't see why the parent's can't just pop out another one tbqhwy.

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>>133034954
Got a new whisky today, not had this one before.

>>133034957
When you annoy someone sufficiently, I expect.

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>>133035048
HOW CAN AUSSIE BOYS EVEN COMPETE???

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>Got invited to Cilmeri

Looks backwoods as fuck

>>133035283
Reported because you are a yank subhuman

>>133035142
I bet it tastes fucking rank like every other whisky, or is it whiskey? Oh, I don't fucking care.

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>>133034813

>He said Europe wasn't foreign

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>>133035348
>when dad rejects you

>>133034512
They're the Labour strongholds and have the largest population of shitskins in each county. I'm aware that Bristol isn't technically a part of Somerset but it's too close and holds more sway than Taunton.

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>>133035142
Fuck sake lad get urself the updated one at least.

>>133035048
Are Emu's dangerous? They look viscious.

>>133035416
You rejected us.

>>133034316
I bet those Cornish terrorists are just far left lunatics who despise the Tories for not allowing enough muzzies in. In before Cornish calpihate

>>133035497
Absolutely. Their talons will gut you.

>>133035142
> Scotch

Fuck off

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>>133035416

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Just spent the last few minutes looking around Poundbury on Google maps

Prince Charlie boy might be on to something

>>133035530
They're republican. So yes.

>>133035142
yess lad sounds peng

Is there a bigger meme policy pledge than to abolish tuition fees?

If so, what is it?

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>>133035416
Come here son. I love you.

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>>133035591
Also post rage-inducing architecture

>>133035443
sound slike we need alot of petrol and a couple off molatovs ayyyy

>>133035591
Ridiculous fucking toy town
Been through there dozens of times

>>133035614
>If so, what is it?
To cut immigration to the tens of thousands

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>>133035142
>that book

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>>133035614
Reduce immigration, apparently.

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>>133034316
CORN RISING

>>133035591
Looks very American

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Irishman here. I love my Cornish bros. They are themselves. They resist globalism, where everyone becomes the same, they don't want to speak fucking English because it's not their culture. Same goes for the welsh and Scottish lads.

>>133035512
Das rite

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>>133035614
Hard Brexit

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>>133035479
What edition?

>>133035772
That's what Britain used to look like before architectural enrichment

>>133035718
How so?

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>>133035707

>Ain't my PM
just like a stupid Leftist

>>133035761
Black and white are Islamist colors.

Didn't see the new thread.
>>133035728

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>>133035707
vomiting right now tbph

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>>133035794
ly m8

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W E S T
C O U N T R Y
>Fuck Kentish apples

>>133035987
Best country.

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>>133035933
That's nothing compared to pic related.

>>133035902
*cornish colours

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>>133035962
Reminded me of this

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>>133035839
Not sure doesn't say

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>Tfw shits are so big they clog the toilet

Not sure if I feel disgusted or proud.

>>133035912
Mine have done this. We didn't go out much anyway, but it's been a steady decline since the Brexit vote. I know they still go out drinking and stuff, I only get invited now on very rare occasions.

>>133036059
What a disgrace.

>Scottish people demand independence with a vote and lose
>funny talking southern folk threaten bombings
Kilt wearing cucks confirmed cowards

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>>133035933
Before

>>133036059
Looks like a North London comprehensive school. Disgusting.

Forget Cornwall, Cumbrian independence when? The Old North will rise again

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>Muh Charlie

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>>133035962
Same lad

any other scots here noticed a massive amount of coons coming here? I see more coons here than pakis now

>>133036156
The cornish independence movement is literally just a meme to sell more pasties.

Only a dozen people actually speak cornish, and their independence party is a bunch of autists with nothing better to do. Fucking morons

>>133036113
You need better sphincta control so you can break them up on the way out. You're not a sodomite are you?

>>133036284
>>133036149
Everybody hates it. I'm not sure how anyone could like it.

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>>133035707
Here's a good one

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>>133035707
Christ, I thought Mann Island was bad.

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>>133036375
Defend yourselves from the nig nogs and pakis.

>>133036306

Anyone else get the feeling there's going to be a day or mourning or massive viguals around the country when the kiddie finally dies?

>>133036393
>t. arsepained Saxon
you have to go back.

>>133036132
I feel like I should just keep my mouth shut from now on. People feel uncomfortable by these opinions and I think it's becoming too big a part of my personality now which is the last thing I want.

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*blocks your path*

>>133035902
Mohammed was from Cornwall
Have you even red the quran

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>>133035707
When I go to Pittsburgh I absolutely hate this building

>>133036306
they seriously need to think about their child instead of themselves

>>133036393
Underestimate them at your own risk. Cornish fire will consume your nation!

>>133036375
Yeah, even in my small town they're walking about in packs. We're going to get a massive wake up call in the next census. 96% to 60/70% i think.

>>133035902
Nah mate, thats Black and Green.

>>133036561
Our pockets were full of deng, so there was no real need from the point of view of crasting any more pretty polly to tolchock some old veck in an alley and viddy him swim in his blood while we counted the takings and divided by four, nor to do the ultra-violent on some shivering starry grey-haired ptitsa in a shop and go smecking off with the till's guts. But, as they say, money isn’t everything.

>>133035141
They could have. In the time they've been fretting about this vegetable they could have another healthy baby with them.
Unless Charlie blew out her vagina and we're not being told the full story.

>>133036375
It's the future you chose

>>133036746
I go to a gym in blantyre and I saw about 7 of them with their little niglets roaming about, what the fuck is drawing them here?

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fuk dem ritch ppl, dey oly reson y we ave no moni is cos dey dnt giv it 2 us, ritch pple get fukin k oed rund ere m8

>>133034316
>tfw mildly steamed and watching peep show
good feel lads
7 beers in so far

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seriously though, do you think we could meme the Mogg into number 10?

>>133034316
>A video message from Prime Minister Theresa May was also played in which she said the UK would challenge "governments that criminalise homosexuality or practice violence and discrimination" against LGBT people.

Conservatives who conserve money interest of global elite and nothing else. She also loves Muslims and thinks your internet privacy isn't needed.

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>>133035761
>>133035902
>>133036070
Hmmm

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So what happened to that Tinder Pirate LARPer. Went quiet all of a sudden

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Ellen Yantub

>>133037047
Tory party members would love him, but Tory MPs would hate him

>>133037114
The girl unmatched him

>>133036948
Gibs and SNP. SNP and their suppoters always talk about how they ''have room'', love immigrants, and that scotland is ''one country, many colours''.
Compare this to england which in the media has been seen as very anti-immigrant.

London real estate might be pushing them further up north generally as well.

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Kernow bys vyken!

Death to Anglos dreckly boy!

>>133036643
Quranwall

>>133034781
Jews and Muslims, what a combination to be living once more side by side. Muslims are becoming as greedy as Jews and soon they will be as perverted, they already raping underage Brits.

>>133036560
if people aren't comfortable hearing what you gotta say they arent worth talking to

>>133037046
>7 beers in so far
>mildly steamed
Must be a perfected trade then? Or are they 0.3s?

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>>133036375
Aye, real fresh off the boat looking straight from the heart of darkness looking motherfuckers, particularly in the Gorbals area of Glasgow. Cheers Sturgeon, wonder how they'll get on with the schemies.

>>133037502
They belong in the desert, For most of history Indo-Europeans dominated the Semites. It is only through our altruism that we let them live. And yet they are ungreatful to their superiors.

>>133037046
i like getting pissed and coming on /pol/ it's bants

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AND I HEAR YOU CRYIN'

OVER THE PHONE

WHERE HAVE AL LTHE HAPPENINS GONE?

>>133037732
3 pints at werk, came home, had a weird 6.7% ipa then another pale ale then 4 pints of bud
>>133037894
iktfb

>>133035142
NOT AS GOOD AS THE GLEN ROSS

>>133035707
>no Optimus!

Trump is a modern day Henry VIII, and his brand of politics is the Church of England to the mainstream left and right's establishment Catholic Church.

It will only succeed if Thomas Cromwell (Steve Bannon) gets to influence the movement as much as he can.

>>133038231
britain is quite boring atm seems like nothings happening

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>tfw getting wankered and listening to some Bowden

not done this or come to brit/pol/ in aaages, everyone alright?

>>133038957
It'll be even duller once parliament starts it's summer recess

>>133038957
The dead often are boring.

>>133038957
It has been one of the better couple of years what are you talking about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GbN4y2Y0yU

>it's an anon plays national front disco on repeat for 10 mins episode
maybe i'm drunk

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nearly asked my crush earlier out for drinks, was so close desu lads idk why i bottled it

>>133039408
Link?

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>>133039619

stop daydreaming about it and do it faggot

Alright lads, it's Bastille Day next week, France recently ordered the raids in Belgium a few days ago over fears of a Bastille day attack, and Trump also happens to be visiting on Bastille Day.

Could there be a happening?

The Nice Attack, of course, occurred on Bastille Day last year.

>>133039619
Does she know you exist?

>>133039619
stupid cunt
just do it , if she says no she says fucking no and she wont say no because you're a cool guy
fuck i hate you so much right now because you just fucked up your own life, CUNT
>>133039765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glrYDRz5BDs&list=RDMMglrYDRz5BDs
DAVID
THE WIND BLOWS

>>133039184
>Tripfags still cancer
>Still the comfiest thread on /pol/
Also post some essential Woes, I decided I hated him since he just seemed like a fat NEET on welfare but complaining about society but he seems alright now.

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>>133034813
One lad at my Uni got in a little tantrum and banged his fists on the table too

>I told him 'I don't think the Fascist ideology revolves around gassing everyone who isn't white.'
>his chubby little fists hit the table as he bellows 'YES THEY DO WANT TO GAS EVERYONE'

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Hmm.

>>133040123
What a great idea

>>133039619
>was about to ask a guy I had a crush on out for drinks
>decided on a date to ask, then caved
>literally the next day he announces he's in a relationship
>I enlist later on, the day I graduate boot camp I check my facebook and he updated again, he's getting married
>another guy approaches me, he sounds sweet
>we get to talking but he ignores me when I'm home on leave
>get deployed, he announces he's getting married too

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, floating in the wind? Wanting to start again?

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>>133039987

woes is and has always been /ourguy/, he's literally brit/pol/ incarnate, He made a serious attempt at a historical doc based around Rotherham but it's kind of fizzled out now. Even so who else would even bother to begin with?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RMKm21PUvo&list=PLLt8gt-3ZZmGtFXlfYK0wlaRi1zN3_bKf

>>133040123
the fuck is a Hajj pilgrimage? Visiting the black box?

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>>133039859
>>133039957
Ok done lads

>>133040457

wrong video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu7NeLrYM28

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>>133040497
>We shall have to go

>>133040410
>being a bender

>>133040497
A bit vague and open ended, but better than nothing. If she responds positively, try and nail down something more specific?

>>133040497
she's already mugging you off replying one word

if a chick does that to me i just ignore them and dont even bother

fuck wasting time on hoes mate

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Can someone with a Times subscription archive this:

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/bin-there-done-that-david-smith-on-why-corbyn-s-spending-fever-won-t-work-2jk50bnqx

Probably the best article on Corbyn and the current Labour party i've read.

>>133040829
Yeah he's already lost and he doesn't even know it

Sad really

>>133040826
yeah didn't want to be that obvious at first in case she would say nah.

>>133040496
Yes

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>>133040497

Not bad, now get off fucking 4chan and have a bath/buy some decent booze before someone on here convinces you to go 'I'd fuck you if you were my daughter'

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>>133035707

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18jbfY2A5ys

>>133040497
>we shall have to go
holy
CHRIST

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I LOVE FOOTBALL
LET'S HEAR IT FOR OUR BOYS

>>133040497
Who is this girl and why can't you ask her out in person?

>>133041235
>Still one white person
Needs more diversity goy

>>133041260
Now he has a permanent record of his shame this way

>>133041235
didn't know forster was black and played up front for liverpool

>>133041235
Hmm, Fraiser Forster must've suffered heatstroke! He's burnt to a crisp!

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Can anyone explain this comment to me, I have been staring at it for like 5 minutes and I still have no idea what it means.

>>133041235
Sturridge is so good he has 2 names and can play in goal and as a forward.

>>133035283
My kind of bird.

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>>133041473

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>>133036334
the so called (((cornish pasty))) is rightful devonshire property

cream teas and DARTMOOR not SURFING and padstow OK.
praise Sir Francis Drake.

>>133041403
>>133041446
>>133041545
>unironically knowing this much about gay rich diverball

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>>133034316
ACTIVE SHOOTER IN LONDON:
Police have issued this picture of the suspected shooter

>up at 5am for a flight
>so excited about it I'm still bouncing off the walls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyJ6Tx5iRoA

>>133042022
Where are you going? Somewhere nice?

>>133035283
I'd love to know the context of this

>>133041927
Used to watch the shit out of his videos, but lately they haven't been as good.
Still waiting for him to get his suit of armor

>>133042112
It's workish related. Anons talk about army recruitment on here often enough, I've got a familiarisation visit tomorrow.

>flight
I live far enough away to justify one.

>>133042022
>>133040123
Hmmm

>>133042234
There's a lot I don't like about Lindy but he seems an alright guy.

>>133039293
i mean this past week

>>133042022
>not being a pilot and able to fly whenever you want at sensible times in the day
Groundfag detected.

>>133042393
Aloha snackbar?

>>133040987
I like how you responded to me, a 27 y/o virgin tripfag and ignored the people who might actually know something about dealing with girls

>>133042286
>workish
>turkish

Roach confirmed.

>>133042498
Surely you can afford a couple of hundred quid to carve notch one?

>>133042498
>27y/o virgin
How is this possible in 2017?

>>133042286
Some Scottish island I'm guessing?

>>133042606
I suspect the story starts in 1990.

>>133042234
he rambles too much.

>>133041155
i'm gonna have to teal this picture so kawaii

>>133042748
Mainland but fucking far.

>>133042603
>>133042603
I could afford it easily. I'm just not particularly interested in sex for the sake of it. I wouldn't mind a nice gf though.

>>133042871
>I could afford it easily.
Tory.

>>133042498
Just get a whore, holy shit.
https://www.adultwork.com/Home.asp

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>>133042973

>>133042606

I can totally see how how lots of 'alternative' young lads and some women end up kissless 30 wizards these days. Absolutely everyone is on tinder just fucking themselves silly like an animal, you can't even hope for 'le quirky nerdy gf' anymore because she's already busy taking on a football team in the nearest travelodge

>>133041473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-5VCZyAMz0
Perhaps he was referring to that fact that its now a city?

>>133035794
>Oirishlad hear. Oi love me Coornish senpai. Theys themslves they are. They rezest gloobalism, when's everyone becooms the soime they dae. The- OI PRIEST STOP FOOKING ME LADDIE INYEARSE!

Translated to mickspiel for anyone of your leprechaun shitters visiting this thread. No need to thank me fucking famine nigger.

>>133042798
have it

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>>133042498
>a 27 y/o virgin

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>>133042996
>>133042871
You ought to pay our lovely Mistress Magpie a visit
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1733977&SE=1

>>133043157
checked

>>133043072
Yes, that seems right because the replies were all mentioning cities, cheers.

>>133042996
I've been amazed at the variable quality of whores. I went through a really bad patch for about eighteen months and shagged seven or eight. Some I found fantastic company. To my occasional concern one I have been for a drink with a couple times as well (No charge aside from a glass of wine). Put a stop to that once I got a better control of myself.

>>133043080
thah reeeeehvruhnd eeean peeeeeeeeeeeysleh

>>133043061
there is a dearth of girth

>>133042996
I'm actually well into my late 20s now and always looking for new employment opportunities, so I heard about this 'adult work' site and decided to upload my CV.

Well dear me, you should see some of the offers I got.

I don't get it. I mean, I mentioned my A levels...

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>>133043272
>being seen in public with literal whores
>paying for drinks for whores
>thinking literal sewer whores are good company
Are you mental?
>Not spitting on them
>Not pissing on them
>Not making them cry

>>133042761
'89 actually. I'm going to be 28 in September

>>133043378
Why do Norwegian, Swedish and Danish warships have barcodes on the sides?

So when they get into port they can Scandinavian.

>>133043323

are you implying that my throbbing veiny fuck hammer is somehow inadequate? Because that sounds like carpark wrestling talk to me

>>133043378
Set up was too long

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>>133043551
I will beat you like a japanese woman

Can you guys all just shut the fuck up plz? Tryna get some sleep here

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>>133043678

>>133043678
ayyy wake up

>>133043553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riNv3hpzWig

>>133043678
Let's discuss if Steerpike is stupid to hold out for love

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>>133043662

I will ruin everything you are like the BBC moving to Salford

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>>133043678
While you're cosy in your little bed just remember anon, somewhere somehow a crow is watching you.

Done with women desu lads

>>133043930
You realise like a tapeworm, triplords feed on the shit you provide?

Why are you providing the parasite with sustenance?

>>133039619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM

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>>133044084
Kristen Stewart

>>133039619
its because you're a pussy. enjoy the friendzone.

>>133036375
Your people chose it, as with mine.

>>133044152
You're in a relationship with rather questionable moral overtones with a centuries old tapeworm that sparkles?

>>133044152
her tits are nearly as small as mine

>>133043678
stay woke anon

>>133044408
That wasn't bad

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>>133044309
Yeah but feet

>>133044308
MONOGAMYY

>>133034957
Whats this piss about?

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>>133038957
>News Silent
>Nothing Happening
what.

>>133036982

Post pics of her complaining about the dole and kebab shop.

>>133044518
What about them?

>>133044541
I appreciate your sense of humour but still question your taste.

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>>133040497

Get a reply m8?

>>133044518
Of all of the fetishes and I include /d/ in this I've never really understood footfags.

>>133044930
(((maybe))) thursday

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>>133044704

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>>133044152
>>133044309
>>133044518
>>133044704

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>>133043740
top NIGE lad

N I G E
I
G
E

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>>133045062
bang her m8

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>>133044908
so beautiful

>>133040497

IF SHE REPLIES NO, JUST REPLY

"WHO'S THIS?"

WHEN SHE TELLS YOU WHO REPLY

"OH SORRY, THAT MSG WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU"

THEN LEAVE IT AND DON'T RESPOND.

BE A MAN, AND WAVE YOUR BALLS IN THE FACE OF REJECTION.

IF SHE RESPONDS POSITIVELY SAY
"FIRST ROUND IS ON YOU"

FUCKING POMMY POOFTERS DON'T KNOW HOW TO DOMINATE SHIELAS.

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What do you think Farage and Mogg spoke about?

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why is brit/pol/ so slow? what did I miss?

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>>133043930
>holding out for love
>being a loner weirdo self-loathing sperg

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Lads.
Lads, lads,
What are your thoughts about the ever-present threat of international communism, and why must it be stamped out?

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>>133044152
That fucking wig!

>>133045603
Whether Steerpike is right to wait for love.

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>>133045603
The finest cigars and nut-brown ales I suspect.

>>133045816
someone please make reaction images out of their faces

Camden Market fire happening apparently...

>>133045170
stubble legs, fuck imagine her thigh burns

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>>133045756
she had it cut for real actuallee

>>133045603
When they're going to abandon UKIP/Tories and start a new superior party.

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>>133045725

communism and capitalism are just surface-level material sound effects from the eternal struggle within human nature between chaos and order. The sooner people remember history didn't begin in 1917 the better off we'll all be.

>>133045638
the happening drought has been cruel to us

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>>133045946
Please be real

>>133045816
Yellow is the colour of disease and illness.

>>133045989
I'D KIRSTEN HER STEWART IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

>>133045891
Do it yourself, you fucking jew.

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Terror in Europe spreadsheet lads.

>>133045816
Also business idea

>Tories knife May, force leadership election
>Boris wins, appoints Mogg as deputy PM and Chancellor
>They appoint Farage to the house of lords, allowing him to become a minister
>They make him Brexit minister, then foreign secretary post brexit

Best timeline?

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>>133045891

FINALLY A HAPPENING

https://twitter.com/DjDanPropaganda/status/884190981142216704/video/1

>>133046058
>lib dems
Checks out.

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>>133045891
I made this one for myself a while ago

>>133045946
Fuck yes that's one that definitely needs some enrichment

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>>133046058

>>133046042

it is a bit weird how it HAPPENED like fuck around the election and now it's all calmed down. I'm no conspiracy hobbyist but wew lad

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W-what happened to camden?

>>133046306
bladdy spooks

>>133046161
It's nothing

>>133045946
>>133046045
>>133046161
>>133046306
They're just getting started.

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>>133046027
>tfw you will never fuck Irma Gobb to a quivering mess
all I have to say tbph

Anyone here smoke a pipe? I quit cigs but thinking about getting hold of a pipe for smoking proper english tobacco blend at some point

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>>133035794
tfw Cornwall spearheads the Celtic reconquista of Alba and we drive the Anglo into the sea.

>>133046306

the hipsters moved in and started selling £7 coffees instead of cyberpunk costumes and bongs

>>133046428
Why do you want to smoke a pipe?

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>>133045349
Isn't she just

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>>133046058
It's also the colour of daffodils, which are beautiful. Stop being so negative.

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>>133046428
How about just stop smoking

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>>133046129
>Best timeline?
almost

>>133046122
Put the newest at the top and add a graph and a 'perpetrator'/'ideology' column.

>>133046580
>>133045349
>>133044908
my eyes are that colour lads
it's a good feel

even men compliment them

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Apparently a 4 year old girl has died by severed artery in the car park of a pub near me. The poor fucker's Dad just brought her into the car park and she bled to death. Situation unclear.

>>133046161
>Honest Burger
what did they mean by this?

>>133046161
Not a happening at all, just a restaurant (and not a very good one) on fire because some sous chef probably left a teatowel on a hot plate or some bollocks.

>>133046580
"Fuck you Bush..."

>>133046692
She would be a great PM if she wasn't such a kike lover.

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>>133045891
NIGGER

>>133046805
where?

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>>133046805

>>133046737
Nice, mine are a solid blue but I love that slavic grey/blue colour

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>>133046625

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bfTTeZOrs4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TV_128Fz2g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65_-vNtWLLs

>>133046805
Well I doubt she did it on a Crayola.

>>133045062
>mfw my ex said we'd meet up again on a Thursday but stopped responding a few days before
>knew how it was going to end as she's done this before
>friend made me cut her off on the day
>she's the reason I got /fit/ as she was my childhood crush and wanted to impress her
>crying Wojack.jpg

Seriously though if she doesn't flake as you're implying all you really need to do is 4 things that's be confident or act it, be able to make her laugh, don't come across as desperate and buy her some drinks best of luck Anon!

Isle of Man, Cornwall, the Channel Islands and all the other mostly ignored/forgotten about parts of Britain need to form a superstate.

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If this Camden fire leads to 3 or more dead, I'll get a tattoo with the letters "Y K T D" on my knuckles.

>>133046471
i used to go to camden and dance to the dirty bass in cyberdog and never buy anything.
getting screamed at by a dozen different noodle stands was fun too.
and there was the t-shirt shop where the fat arab owner tried to molest more than one girlfriend of mine.
Camden.

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>>133046884
Stockport m8

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>>133046941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm1fXiyzlHw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm1fXiyzlHw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm1fXiyzlHw

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>>133047058

>>133047052
They all need to join the UK proper and get Parliamentary representation

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/ptg/ wins!!!

>>133035718
not enough concrete and niggers for you, owen?

>>133034316
America must help our Corn allies.

YOU FAGS ALREADY FUCKED WITH CORN SYRUP NOW CORNWALL THIS IS THE LAST STRAW

>>133046534
I hear it delivers a really pleasant relaxing sensation. And just for general enjoyment mister norge.

>>133046625
>>133046625
Basically already have, I am 100% never touching a cigarette again in my life. But I want to enjoy the odd cigar or pipe, you can fuck off if you want to deny me that, I'm just making sure I'm not around too long.

>>133047162
I'd prefer to have a competent government here rather than join the UK. Joining the UK would be the last nail in the coffin of Manx culture.

>>133047180
Wins what?