HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>132956595
didn't you guys had 3 strikes and you fucking out?

>>132956670
In California it's three felony charges then ya out

>>132956670
Only in certain states. People who allegedly have money like Shia can get out of it.

>>132956670
Rich people are above the law

look at me! look at me! look at me!
look at me! look at me! look at me!
pathetic

>>132956595
he gonna get fucked in the ass in prison

how long is he in for
did he get bailed again?

>>132956936
This.

Just look at Bruce Jenner, he literally killed and old lady whilst driving recklessly and didn't spend a day in jail.

>>132957782
Out on 7k bail

>blacklisted from AAA movies because he got uppity and talked shit about Spilberg
>relegated to doing indie direct to streaming shit nobody watches
>tries to reinvent himself as a "performance artist"
>it comes off as a huge joke because he's an uneducated retard who grew up in a circus with a child molester dad
>nobody paid attetion to HWNDU outside of /pol/ and [website]
>keeps drinking and getting into trouble, arrests and lawsuits pile up

Shia needs to come to terms with the fact that his career as an actor and over and start figuring life out, or this will end in an overdose or a suicide.

Why do so many actors go off the deep-end? More so than any other type of entertainer it seems

>>132958164

They wouldn't be actors if they weren't predisposed to Narcissism, which is a mental illness.

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>>132958164
They were touched as little boys

>>132958635
Generally that may be the case
to be fair, in this case he was thrust into the role as a child. Although no doubt he has developed narcissism.

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>tfw i still like shia
>tfw he hasn't changed to me
I am still comfy with Shia.

>>132958082
>or this will end in an overdose or a suicide.
and nothing of value would be lost

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>>132956595
I've seen that look before.

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>>132959791
bless your soul

>>132956595

>Shia is getting destroyed in the shower by Tyrone
>N-no, y-ou *ERG!* c-cannot divide them!

>>132958082
It's sad but true.

Eventually the thing your most famous for just comes to an end. He done. Over. Washed up. He needs to move on with life and maybe settle down with a wife and be a family man

>>132956670
It might be because he committed these felonies in different states but I'm not sure

>>132956595
At first I thought he was grandstanding, now I think he just needs help.

>>132959791

>i still like a mentally unstable Jewish (((movie star))) that hasn't appeared in a single good motion picture in his entire career
>that is comfy to me

great taste bud

>>132958082

He looks good as John McEnroe in that new movie

>>132960298

>Danish movie with no US release

>>132960010
>It might be because he committed these felonies in different states but I'm not sure
None of the crimes Shia has ever committed are felonies.

>>132959943
>bless your soul
Well seriously, I know right? Shia is /our guy/ he is off the cuff and different. He is artistic and pushes boundaries meanwhile he has already shown he is a good actor and he also likes to bring his art into the real world and the reason for his arrests are always from him being too much for those around him which is exactly the kind of behavior people on /pol/ like.

He is cool you guys. Everybody needs to remember how cool he was in Even Stevens and after that marvel that he at least mixes at all with regular people, which by the way if he didn't most of his legal troubles wouldn't have happened. So no one should shame him for coming over to the normies and trying to spice their lives up.

#ShiaIs/ourguy/

>>132956595
I won't be satisfied until he sudokus

Brendan Frasier
Drake Bell
Now Shia Labeouf

Pretty much anyone who peaked in the early 2000s has lost it by now

I think he's kind of boring now. He needs to get involved with us and the world again for me to be interested.

>>132960010
>Committing crimes in different states

Pretty smart, but it's too bad those brains didn't stop /pol/ from finding his flag.

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The best part is he couldn't hold it together in Georgia. You can assfuck an alligator in Georgia. You gotta be a pretty huge fuckup to get arrested in Georgia. He's going to be the next Katt Williams and get busted smoking crack in the tank of a portapotty.

>>132960720
What happened to drake bell?

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If he asks for a smoke, just give him one.
Offer him a light too. Don't want him getting rowdy.

>>132961164

>he instigated an incident in front of women and children
>nobody knocked him out

the absolute state of cucks in America

>>132961011
is that ash ketchem

He's a terrible role model for beans.

>>132960631
delete ur account

>>132956670
only felonies, and only convictions
you can get arrested thousands of times, but without a conviction it doesn't stick, you have no record

He's back in USA? Last I heard he was hiding in a literal cuckshed somewhere in Europe

>>132958082
>>132960003
It sucks that childhood/teenage fame has this very high tendency to ruin people. Sure there are a few success stories where child/young adult actors manage to build a new life largely unrelated to their past fame(see Dylan and Cole Sprouse), but for many like Shia they end up walking a dark road later in life. It's really sad. As much as a contemptible fool as he has been, I hope Shia can repair his life. I don't know, Amanda Bynes surprisingly got her act together in the past few years, why can't Shia?

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>>132961537
>swear in front of women and kids
>get knocked out

What did he mean by this?

I'm in Finland now

>The actor approached a bystander and a police officer asking for a cigarette, according to a statement from the Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police Department. He became disorderly, using profanities and vulgar language, when he wasn't given a cigarette, it said.
lovely

>>132956670
For public drunkenness and misdemeanor assault? It don't work that way...

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>>132961164
I wish there was video of this.

>>132956595

This is just getting sad now.

What baffles me is how he always looks like a homeless person, in fact I think he be actually be homeless if he's wandering around, bumming cig's off people. Isn't he a fucking millionaire? Or is like Howard Hughes crazy now. He's drinking is own piss now, so I guess so.

>>132956670
hes rich he probably has no criminal record no matter how many times he gets arrested.

>>132961164
>/pol/
>not even once

>>132959918
surprised he didnt OD on the set of Even Stevens.

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>>132956595
Great, we broke him

>be poor
>get arrested for this kind of bullcrap
>"have to" take a payday loan just to handle court fees
>can't pay back loan
>stuck in a loop of going back to jail because too poor

>>132958082
i hope he at least livestreams his suicide

>>132962230
I don't think a normie jew is meant to be exposed to the full strength of /pol/ all at once like he was.

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>>132958082
what can we do to increase the speed at which he will off himself to make the world a better place?

Hes the definition of being a total fucking loser, the laughing stock of the internet yet again.

>>132957874
>Just look at Bruce Jenner, he literally killed and old lady whilst driving recklessly and didn't spend a day in jail.

He did have to get his dick chopped off though, and have to appear on stage dressed as a woman.

>>132960631
hes not an artist he is a limpdick faggot shill, go back to sucking jew cock.

also stop posting here Shaia you just look even more pathetic and needy.

>>132962332
can we petition him to do an art installation where he offs himself? id actually go see that desu famalam

>>132962277
Stop being poor or restrain yourself and stop breaking the law

>>132962422
i dont think he ever got his dick chopped off, he has the medical notes and has for a couple years but hasnt crossed that line yet far as I know. It comes up in interviews often.

>>132962572
Well yes as a money haver it's quite obvious.

he is a great actor and most actors are battling demons. his is bluepilled beyond but can be swayed.

>>132961868

He successfully protected his flag by running off the map.

I'm sure he holed up in his own Eagle's Nest, with no cameras, no communications and no sanity left, decided he won and needed to get arrested on a misdemeanor to feel alive again.

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>>132956670

>>132962332
That would be glorious. The best performance art show of all time if done properly.

>>132962277
>>132962572
stop breaking the law, asshole.

>>132961636
no its waldo dummy

>>132962332
>>132962572
>>132962739
no too climactic. we always need the chase.

>>132962277
buy a some marijuana products from a store, pay 40% tax
travel 100 miles, get stopped in dui checkpoint
become felon for possession

invest in private prison stocks
lobby to make victimless non violent crimes carry serious charges
?????????????
profit $$$$$$$$

wow such freedom

HE WILL NOT IMBIBE US

>>132961164
Fck that jewish twat. He's a celeb and he knows it. Bend over and if he's horny spread your cheeks wide you lil man pussy cuck... Grow a fckn pair pair of balls, nerds...

>>132958164
mk ultra. he's gonna get lobotomized or reprogrammed like kanye and amanda bynes

>>132963643
Anon chill with the mk stuff

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>>132956595
Hey Shia, remember me? I was the guy who sent you Indian food and pizza. Enjoy your shitty life, faggot.

>>132964479
That looks truly disgusting

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>>132964716
That's the point

>>132964493

this shit must have gone on since the beginning of food deliveries and phones.

i'm an old guy, born in 1968. in high school, i remember a friend ordering 5 pizzas for the fat kid he didn't like. found out later the fat kid and family went ahead and paid for them.

>>132956595
who

>>132964877
I watched Shia cuss the people out each time.

>>132964479
Well done.

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>>132956670
Rich jew celeb gee i wonder why he got off

>>132964765
Keep up the good work anon

>>132965146
Whos this seman demon

>>132965313

Alexandra Gaier

>>132961164
WTF

Wasted at 10:30am?

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>>132958164
built to expire so the jews can drop them for younger talent

He actually struggles with heroin addiction. A different message board I used to post on had a long time member (native) who said he showed up to their reservation since he is maybe a quarter injun or less w/ family ties and wanted to party. Photos of Shia blacked out on some trailer couch surfaced. Junky. SAD!

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>>132956595
JUST

He realized 4chan's artistic importance\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME

>>132956595
As soon as I saw this happened I immediately came /pol/ to watch people take credit for his breakdown

>>132965745
doubt. but alcohol is strong.

>>132962899
>tfw obama was the good guy and trump was the villain all along

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/19/us/us-to-phase-out-use-of-private-prisons-for-federal-inmates.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/10/business/economy/privatization-trump.html

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>>132959791
Oh wow you have the clay art version?

>>132967198
>unarchived clickbaiters
>https://nytimes com/2016/08/19/us/us-to-phase-out-use-of-private-prisons-for-federal-inmates.html
https://archive.is/jHxOk
>https://nytimes com/2017/01/10/business/economy/privatization-trump.html
https://archive.is/lS2wp

He's planned this. He's gone absolutely mad.

The next HWNDU flag will be inside the prison.

6 Strikes
Guess its the gas chamber.

>>132965457
4 am

read it again

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>>132956595

>>132967198
I'm sure this is just some 1488-D chess
based drumpf never does wrong

>>132967354
But we wouldn't be able to see it.

Praise kek

>>132958164
Actors are essentially shamans. They're the sort of people who in previous eras would be swaying around on drugs talking to spirits for the local community. Mental instability comes with pretending to be other people for a living.

>>132956595
BUMP

>>132967716

Lol get the fuck out, "shamans", maybe someone like Dennis Hopper or Klaus Kinsky. Modern talentless Hollywood actors like Shia are just jewish nepotistic MK and Mockingbird globalist shills and stooges. Fuck them.

>>132961164
What are children doing out that late anyways?

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>>132959791
Shia will come out all the stronger for dealing with this
And he will learn that /pol/ is always right

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HE WILL CUM INSIDE US

>>132958164
Do you remember when you were a kid and you played games where you pretended to be someone else? Imagine if a massive amount of people applauded you for that, gave you a fuckton of money and awards for it, and basically every time you went to buy anything someone asked to take a picture with you because you played the pretend-game so good. It fucks with people's heads.

>>132960074
Constantine was pretty good.

>>132956595
When will Sharia sort himself out?

>>132969755
Constantine made me want to be an exorcist, I still want to be an exorcist.

I don't get it. What's funny? That he's secure enough to not give a shit about going to jail, unlike a poor slavefag like you.

>>132965603
shia is half jew isn't he?

>>132971043

>LaBeouf's mother is Jewish
>LaBeouf has described himself as Jewish

he's full Jew

>>132962422
underrated

/pol/ wins again

>>132961164
>drunk driving

what a fucking piece of shit

notice how he's not facing the fucking camera

>>132956769

They don't all have to be felonies, just one violent crime and any crime after that can be your final straw.

They don't have to enforce it though, or at least I don't think so.

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>>132961164
>>132956595

Absolutely disgusting

>>132956595
too bad the "three strike rule" doesnt apply to whites.

>>132958082
kek, he's a kike, fuck him, he was always going to be an insane POS as his kike genes specified

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>>132976976
paper yaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>132956595

Let's save Shia guys. I know he's an SJW cockmongler but with Trump in office we can afford to be magnanimous.

Everyone loves a good redemption arc and we need our HWNDU season 7.

>Well seriously, I know right? Shia is /our guy/ he is off the cuff and different. He is artistic and pushes boundaries meanwhile he has already shown he is a good actor and he also likes to bring his art into the real world and the reason for his arrests are always from him being too much for those around him which is exactly the kind of behavior people on /pol/ like.

>He is cool you guys. Everybody needs to remember how cool he was in Even Stevens and after that marvel that he at least mixes at all with regular people, which by the way if he didn't most of his legal troubles wouldn't have happened. So no one should shame him for coming over to the normies and trying to spice their lives up.

>#ShiaIs/ourguy/

Agreed, I didn't even watch his shows or movies, I just like how he truly united /pol/s vibrant autistic diversity with his own autism so we got to wreck obnoxious SJW ass.

He's like a luxury CWC

#He will not deny us

#HWNDU Season 7 - The Search for Shia

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Shia has been on a very clear downward spiral for a very long time now

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>>132977895
we need another season,so many great memes came out of that shit

>>132978120
kek, is the first one real?

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>>132978120

At this points he needs either Jesus or Clozapine

>>132956595
All of you need to cut it out, seriously. Shia has been through enough FFS and besides he is just doing what he thinks is right out of love for his country and fellow citizens. Sometimes pol forgets that shitposting can actually hurt people.

In b4... muh libtard. Get a heart, you people are sick!

>>132978631
yes

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>>132978864
Total meme war means no prisoners, anon.

>>132958164
Their lives are incredibly different to yours and mine. They are/act like Gods amongst men on set and are treated accordingly. Their appearance is constantly scrutinised and used to judge them, for all to see. Sex and image is constantly put on a pedestal.

These people live incredibly hedonistic, narcissistic and shallow lives. If they are thrust into the real world for some reason they go fucking insane from culture shock

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>>132978120
Are these pictures displayed in the order they were taken? Because its too easy to fake it if you don't provide a video.

>>132958082
>overdoes
>before the start of 2018
You heard it here first.

>>132958164
Being abused as a child by kikewood pedos migh have something to do with their mental problems.

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>>132956595
>be the officer
>see Shia's dumb ass being stupid in public
>gotta go cuff em
What are you thinking /pol/

>>132956595

what kind of a name is 'shia' anyway? is it jewish?

>>132980948
it's Sunni

>>132980948

His mother is Jewish, so he's full on Jew, complete with a Bar Mitzva. I bet she actually named him Shlomo or Shmuly, he just changed it a bit to appear more bohemian.

>>132962181
He has one in Chatham county Georgia now.

They don't play with obstruction here.

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>>132961709
Beans is a rapist

>>132956595

JUST

Let's see if he hangs a napkin on his cell wall.

Transformers: Degenerates in Disguise

>>132956595
At least he still has 500 million dollars

>>132969572
severely underrated post

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>>132981748
i got you senpai. BEST MEME HERE LADS.

>>132968970
THIS

>he instigated an incident in front of women and children
>Shia was taken into custody at 4a.m.

wot

>>132956595
>again for the 6th time

so his 7th?

>>132956936
>Begging for cigs and arguing angrily when refused
>Rich

Pick one. He probably drank it all away in Binland