>You are contacted by CNN >They state your personal information

Good thing everyone at my workplace agrees with me. :^)

haha fools on them im a friendless khv neet
it literally cannot get worse

>>132926655
I work It my coworkers assume i have different opinions than them.

"lol, suck a dick"

>>132926655
1: File Restraining order against CNN

2: Get Doxed

3: PROFIT

Show them a pic of my AR and tell them I live near Atlanta.

good thing every single person i have met already knows my political stance on everything, including Hitler and the jews
Sieg heil

>>132926655
well they would be up the creek as depending on the method of communication i would have evidence of blackmail which is a criminal offense

>>132927103
they literally just did that to someone and nothing happened to them

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>>132926655
Suggest that I don't give a shit and let them do it.

>>132927233
Yet.

>>132926655
Respond?

>>132926796
Could always pressure the govt to take your gibs away.

>>132926655
Sauce?

>>132926655
Convert to islam very fast and call them islamophobics, ask sjw for help, then proceed to collect financial compensation.

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i'd tell them to suck this BWC
>then use the fame to get conver dallors
>use money to help save white race and get a sweet ass sexstang

>>132927611
Post tits

>>132926655
Screenshot the conversation and use it to sue their asses

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>>132926655
>employers and loved ones

>>132926655
I shitpost harder.

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>>132927693
I am not a female but here's one in my folder

>>132926655
>try it kike

>>132926655
"suggest" terrorism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdDDiEkRbvQ

I'm self employed

>>132926655
Expect legal action from my Jewish lawyer.

>>132926655
>my employers
>my loved ones
Pffft, hahahaha!

Visit CNN headquartets in Georgia and extend an olive branch at 70 MPH in the form of a Truck of Peace.

>>132926655
"Eat a dick, I'm the same person online as I am IRL"

>>132926655

>Nobody even knows me in real life HAHA
>I don't have a job, so you can't fire me dumb shits!!!
>fuck your own faces CNN!!
>

>>132927887
Thanks, angLos are a ok

>>132926655
>implying my employer and friends don't know who I am
kek

>>132926655
>employers

lel I work on a farm, walking into the lunch room here is like walking into a physical manifestation of /pol/, with less traps though.

>family

Only close family I've got is my Sister, my Dad, and my Grandparents. As long as I pass off the Hitler shit as shitposting I'm good.

>>132926655
>Employers
>Loved ones

Where do you think you are?

>>132926655
DO IT, FAGGOT!
*screech repeatedly into the phone*
>contact Trump admin
>disclose my sitch
>lawyer up
>make a plan to create dozens of dank memes for Trump to post
>each time personally goad CNN to "DO IT, FAGGOT"
>When they do, CNN is hit with the MOAB equivalent of a lawsuit
>pocket my millies and spend the rest of my NEET life massaging my balls with Crisco

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>>132926796
Haha this

and if any reporter came to interview me I would throw semen on them from gallon jugs full of semen I keep on the side of my bed

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>>132926655
I email them Bane memes

only sensible answer is to have call with my law insurance

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>>132926655
>How do you respond?
"Ok, kid"

That reddit faggot was a fucking coward. CNN caring about what average Joe Schmoe thinks is a much bigger story than what average Joe Schmoe actually thinks.

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Jokes on you nigger, I've redpilled my loved ones and my employer doesn't give a shit.

>>132926655
>they don't know the places I've worked and the people within them
>they don't know the first thing about my family
Ohhhhh we would all be laffin

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>>132926655

"Come and get me"

My employers don't give a fuck about my support for Trump.

>>132926655

I tell them I'll report them to my Russian overlords and ask them if they'd like to be put at the top of the shit-list of the two world leaders with the most nuclear weapons

>>132926655

I was born a troll, so everyone who knows me wouldn't believe it anyway. Even when I say something that I'm serious about, they think it's just an elaborate character prank or that I'm only saying it to get a rise.

>>132928673
Is that an actual photo of Wolf Blitzer?

>>132926655
Most of the people that matter in my workplace know how political I am. Often come to me for advice. Most of my friends and family pretty much align with my beliefs and I even have family in the government.

I'd probably just screenshot/record the blackmail and use that as my soapbox to spread more hatred for them.

>>132926655

I tell the fucking kikes to fuck off. There is nothing more they can take from me.

>>132927761
/thread
Blackmail is highly illegal, if you can prove that the poster worked for CNN you have a lawsuit, add in slander for more money.
4D chest if you make memes on purpose for this.

>>132926655
>They "suggest" that your employers and loved ones might not appreciate things you've done on the internet
>They "suggest" you apologize for making insensitive memes
>How do you respond?

Laugh because they apparently don't know my family. Also I'm rich so they can go fuck themselves, can't blackmail me for shit.

>>132926655
>>132926655
Jokes on them, I'm NEET, my dad is dead, and my mum won't give a flying fuck.

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>>132926655

"Hey Chrissy Cuomo. If I let you choke me out, while butt-fucking me, while calling me a dirty faggot, will you just drop this?"

>>132926655
>How do you respond
'I have no life you can destroy to begin with, so try me'

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>>132926655
>fuck off you cocksucking turd slurping cunt
I can just tell family thier full of shit, they don't trust CNN at all. As for work, same thing. I don't post much here anyways