>spiderman dumped mary jane watson to fuck brown midget pussy

>>132898435
shortstacks are hot, my negro

but that's Otto Octavius
and her last name's Marconi, like French.

>>132898629
Thicc meme has hit apex. Finally, normies have figured out that the only way to get THICCER is to go full shortstack. Very brappy indeed.

>>132898707
>Marconi, like French.
nigger what
like say, the famous inventor Marconi? that famously French man?

I thought Spiderman was nigger/Mexican now?

>>132898435
looks like an excuse to normalize pedophiles

>stop hating small people lovers :^)
>#lovesmallpeople :^)
>#myheartbeatsforsmallgirls :^)
>#smallgirlloversunite :^)

man I wish I had a midget qt 3.14 to fuck I bet I'd look huge
t. natty /ft/izen

>>132898435
PORN WHEN??

>implying any guy wouldn't fuck a midget just to know he has

>>132900147
Hot midget warning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrU1hZxSEXQ

>>132898435

holy fuck who is drawing these

I could legit draw a better face than that bottom panel

>>132900281
I can't put my finger on what it is exactly, but his upper body looks super weird too.

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>>132898629
>>132898734
That girl isn't stacked tho.
Her tits aren't even level to his crotch.

>>132898435

>draw an 8 year old love interest
>heh it's just a midget

Fucking pedofiles need to be gassed.

>>132900266
well that was an unpleasant experience all around
are these the handful of kikes that didn't leave russia?

>>132898435
she was actually an interesting character
and Otto was best spidey

>>132898435
>Using "surprisingly not unpleasant"
>instead of "surprisingly pleasant"

How do people read such shit writing?

>>132900412
>>132900281
Humberto Ramos. He sucks.

>>132898435
>MARVEL
This is your problem. No one cares about Spidergeek, Captain Lolbertarianism, Flying Metal Negro and the rest.

>DC
They can't fuck it up since they have the golden goose of the superhero characters, Batman.

Jesus Christ alive, what a joke parody marvel has become

>>132898435
>exact same post as yesterday
word for word
go fuck yourself nigger hidden and saged

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And remember, this is Mary Jane in the new spiderman movie.

Technically her name is Michelle, but at the end of the movie she says "you can call me M.J" to spiderman.

They just can't leave anything alone and need to inject diversity and SJW bullshit into everything white.

we had exact same thread yesterday

>>132903472
That is purpose, removing anything white or diluting it into non-whiteness.

>>132903472
I think she is beautiful but I sure hope she'll be differently abled.

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Marvel is for numales
DC is for chads

>>132903472

The reason they did that is because whites aren't going to movie theaters and aren't buying merchandise at the same rate as non-whites. Non-whites are now supporting film franchises more than whites so they get pandered too. It's not an SJW conspiracy, it's just business.

>>132903472

Don't forget muh washington monument was built by slaves

>>132904155
>only the best stories are cannon

Topkek, explain Suicide Squad DC-tard.

>>132904155
>dc is for betas, marvel is for omegas

FTFY

>>132898435
Why are his arms so long?

>>132899400
>nigger
>Mexican
Pick one

>>132900281
some weeb probably. look a bit at the art style . has anime-like influences , or similar to stuff you see in some videogames

>>132905050
they look normal. How long are your arms?

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>>132904373
So write new stories with non-white characters. Don't take characters who were white since their inception decades ago and change them.

If any traditionally minority character was re-written to be white leftists would flip the fuck out.

>>132905433
Ive got a small wingspan compared to my height, but mine are long enough for my hand to reach my groin, I couldnt reach all the way under and finger my arsehole without bending over like spidey probably can.

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>>132904155
real men read chinese mangos

>>132905879
Your fingers should come down to mid thigh.

>>132905433
They're average - my fingertips can just reach my belt line. Spidey looks like he can touch his knees standing straight up.

>>132905665
Kurt Russell as Nick Fury hnnnngggggg

>>132906341
You got some short ass arms nigger.

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>>132906210
Where is his purse?

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>>132898435
this thread again?
it was funny yesterday but now I think shills are adding pedo shortstack to all the BLACKED and tranny threads.

>>132898629
>manlet kids
That's why I won't racemix with a South American.

>>132898435
fuck, that bottom right panel is one of the worst things I've ever seen

>>132904155

joss whedon is now working for dc though

>>132904800
I think the creator of the meme was referring to the comics

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>>132905062
>implying a difference

>>132901834
Because it's dialogue and it's to show he's nervous due to butterflies.

Dialogue doesn't need to be a formal essay

>>132906243
>tfw short-arm bench press cheater
Im fine with this

>>132905062
They can interbreed...

>>132898435
wtf is wrong with his face in the last frame? Looks like someone shoved a candle up his arse.

THIS IS A SLIDE THREAD, HE POSTS THIS WITH THE EXACT SAME TEXT EVERY OTHER DAY

GTFO

>>132899603
If you ever fucked a woman shorter than 5'2'' you're a pedophile

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>>132906210

>>132898435
Thats doc oc in peters body though

>>132898435
If you think that's bad look up "Batman - White Knight".

>>132906210
good taste my nigga

>>132903472
gross

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>>132899603
>>132913278
>tfw my gf is 5'2-5'3
>tfw I'm 6'1
>people legit think I'm a pedo sometimes cause she looks young

>>132913487
this, its from Superior Spiderman, where Doc Ock took over Peters body and turned out to be a better character and more well rounded as a person for a year
Cut out all the needless BS from Peters life too, like MJ and Felicia

My current gf is a 4ft 11 poo in loo with G cups. This is not a lie. I am spiderman now

>>132905665
Stupid bitch. The white guy is Nick Fury. The black guy is Nick Fury Jr.

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>>132898435
>Thinking /pol/ doesn't read comics
This isn't >>>/co/, we actually know what we're talking about when it comes to this shit. Stop trying to false-flag shit.