Why are Conservashits horrible comedians and tend to be unfunny

Theyre too busy with real jobs and being useful members of society.

>>132892222
FPBP checked

>>132892222
> conservatives
> real jobs

Yea I guess we do need truck drivers so markets can get their goods on time still lmao

better a truck driver than a major in gender studies

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>>132892417
>Gets BTFO
>Comes up with a shitty meme comeback
How about you fuck back off to reddit friend?

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>>132892046
most conservashits are dumb fucks

the ones who aren't are funny though

pic reated

>>132892417
fuck off /intl/

Achktually Amy Scumer and Aziz Ansari are sooo hilarious. Gawd fuckin Drump conservatives jeez go back to hillbilly town hehe

>>132892417

Are you really dissing the one job that makes our entire society function? Also Sage

>>132892046
it feels like conservatives take the 'im a man i act serious all the time hurrr' thing a little too seriously

God's slaves.

>>132893630

This and conservatives tend to be mentally ill anti social hostile schizophrenics self loathing tight wads that take themselves to seriously

>>132892417
Don't put down truck drivers like that, most right wing retards just sell meth and collect fraudulent disability benefits

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>>132892222
Checks out, also spiced for faggotry

>>132892417
hahahahahahahahahah
You're right anon, leftists are fucking hilarious.

>attacks the groups of people that maintain their standard of living
>real jobs

kek
Got any other hilarious one liners you can share with us, captain Bitcoin?

>>132892046
>implying
oh no do i have to provide all of your shitty lefty memes to show how "funny" you lot are?

>>132892046
you still sour about the amy schumer thing?

Because people who are perpetually butthurt and indignant usually aren't very funny.

>>132892046
I'm pretty funny. Crowder is not however.

>>132892046
maybe because they try to face the real problems and doesn't lives in a parallel world like the libtards

>>132892222
>>132892417
ONLY PENTS CAN DELIVER SUITABLE COMEBACK
(Also fpbp)

>>132892046
Care to back up your image with facts, OP?

By all means link me to anything Crowder has said that supports Hitler or the Nazis. Or are you just a typical leftist that calls anybody they don't like a Nazi?

You have watered down the Nazi claim so much that it doesn't even mean anything anymore. It's like feminists who call harassment in an online video game "rape". You have diluted the meaning of the word so much it is meaningless now.

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>>132892046
Why aren't libshits as funny as pic related?

>>132896823
you should do stand up anon

>>132896823
>Crowder is not however
Not even as Bob Ross?
https://youtu.be/x7PpE15yh58

>>132893390
Shkreli and Trump are the funniest people i can think off. Comedy doesnt make me laugh.

>>132892417
yeah truck drivers arent as necessary as starbucks baristas

Conservative comedians tend to joke about faggot losers like you. So when you are the joke, you don't find it funny.

>>132893555
I wish entire industry changing mediums would change ratings systems for me because I'm related to a powerful senator.

>>132892046
That's a funny way of describing today's leftists.

>>132899253
Lol check out this edgl0rd

>>132893555
Aziz is legit funny though, he plays characters well and gives them a lot of depth. Amy Schumer can fuck off

I think Crowder's plenty 'funny'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8akcvo5P-M

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>>132892046
Bill Burr
Joe Rohan
Dilbertman

I challenge you to name a leftist comedian currently working funnier than these three.

I wish Patrice O'Neal was still alive.

>>132900072
Chapelle's new specials were pretty on point and very right leaning

>>132892417
Truck driver is not a real job? Farmers aren't a genuine job?

Oh I know. Lets google job market based on degrees and majors and lets take the worst one, and then when we graduate and don't find jobs, lets cry and blame capitalism while chicken tendie that we got from welfare fall out of our mouths.

This is why I hate welfare. It supports the lives of people that should be extinct.

>>132894092
Could you elaborate?

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>>132895029
Is that why most unemployed people voted for democrats? Eat shit and die.

Abolish fucking welfare.

>>132892046
not as bad or cringetastic as democrats. you faggots are autistic as shit

>>132892417
>gets BTFO in the first reply
>starts melting down
el oh el

>>132892222
first post. best post.

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>>132901086
> liberals
> cringey
> Autistic

Sure thing sweetie

>>132894092
said the people who can't handle being called a nigger, faggot, spic or kike.

Stop taking yourselves so seriously! Sheesh!

>>132901037

Fuck off Cletus . You should have been aborted you fucking failure piece of shit virgin fag

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>>132901585
>implying that Iam a SJW
> implying liberals can't be politically incorrect

>>132901484
https://youtu.be/NmxiCi7l7y0

>>132901484
Politics aside, that's quite an impressive physical transformation. Good for him.

>>132901850
> implying I voted for Hillary

She was still miles and leagues better than mentally ill drumpfy tho

>>132901634
You might wanna check the flag because you rage post, retard.

>>132892046

The red pill is quite depressive medication. Do you remind anything fun in Matrix?

>>132901484
>sweetie
fat, lonely, middle aged woman confirmed

liberal comedians make me cringe and conservative comedians make me cringe.

>>132892046
>>132892046
>>132892046
>>132892046
Conservatives have lower IQs on average, and lack the cognitive ability to create clever, original humor. So they just regurgitate memes and half-baked humor

>>132892046

>Conservashits


I know right, gooo Amy Schumer,
so funny

>>132901037
wtf I love Saudi Arabia now

>>132900072
Bill Burr isn't right wing. He just isn't a total SJW cuck. On a Joe Rogan podcast in January 2017 he talks about how he liked Bernie Sanders way more than Trump or Clinton.

I would say Burr leans slightly to the left, but compared to the ultra progressive leftists we are used to today, that appears right wing.

>>132908394
>>132900072

Skip to 1:44:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9GWqfNlWHI

Burr talks about who he wanted to win. He talks shit on Trump and Clinton and says Sanders was his pick of the choices we had, but he even criticizes Sanders and didn't love him either.

Not trying to say Burr is a leftist. Just saying no "right winger" is going to like Sanders.

>>132892046
HAHAHA CONSERVASHITS ARE SO UNFUNNY RIGHT? AMY SHUMER IS A TOP CLASS COMEDIAN!!!

>>132909536
They should , working class right wingers should align their economic priorities and vote for candidates like Bernie . Not vote against their interests because they get triggered by gay couples and Mexicans

>>132909882
> AMY SCHUMER IS TOP CLASS COMEDIANS

KEK SO REDPILLED BRO , DID YOU SEE THE LAST MILO AND MOLYNEUX YOUTUBEZ? SO BASED & REDPILLED XDDDDDDD!!!!

I think in the next 10 years or so, we'll see a lot of comedians who identify as conservatives.

>>132910019
Bernie would kill their jobs. Maybe one thing democrats have shown over and over again is that higher taxes, minimum wage and large unions HURT the working class.

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>>132910251
YEAH BASED TRUMP DOOD!!

>>132892046
You can't be fucking serious OP

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>>132910019
How does vastly expanding gibs for the leeches of society help the legitimate working class?

Know what happens when you massively increase the taxes on the rich? They leave. They aren't prisoners in the USA who can't leave. You try to take away their billions and they fuck off to some place that isn't trying to steal their money and take all their investing and entrepreneur power with them.

Thinking you can just tax the rich like crazy and give to the poor is an incredibly juvenile understanding of how the world works.

I never liked Trump, but Bernie can go fuck himself with his socialist commie bullshit.

>“These days, the American dream is more apt to be realized in South America, in places such as Ecuador, Venezuela and Argentina, where incomes are actually more equal today than they are in the land of Horatio Alger.”

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>>132900072
>Bill Burr
Not right-wing
>Joe Rohan
No idea who he is
>>132900072
>Dilbertman
Degenerate that sleeps around with young women.
A snarky conservative comment here or there, or just because these people oppose SJWs, doesn't redeem as people or make them funny in general.

>>132911727
>doesn't redeem them* as people

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>>132910853
>>132910337

> (you)

Corporate bootlickers

>>132911918
are you one of those people who think humans are equal?

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ZABLOMPF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111!!!!!!!

>>132892046
Some of the funniest jokes I've ever heard would never be uttered by a modern-day leftist comedian.

>>132911918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqfAzpTGPGo

The conservatives are never supposed to be funny. The liberals are supposed to be the masters of pop culture. Remember classic season 4 to 10 Simpsons? Mr Show? The Daily Show? All the great standup comedians? They fucking SUCK these days. They have become radicalized and as a result take themselves too seriously now. The liberals have become totally unfunny. Now conservatives are trying to jump into the gap, and that is not their jobs. They were never supposed to be that funny. The liberals need to stop pushing their quasi religious tinged identity politics and wake up to reality. Then maybe they will be funny again.

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>>132892046
Does pure racial hatred make people serious, unable to handle the lighter side of life? Look no further than Steven "Incinerate Jews into Powder" Crowder, a man way beyond extreme, even for a hardened white supremacist like myself. The dude is just filled with rage and needs to be locked up before he goes full Breivik. No shit conservatives make horrible comedians; Crowder's brutality will send a chill down your spine. Watch at your own risk.

>>132892046
>neo liberal comedy
>funny
Your taste is fucking garbage.

>>132892046
We have the funniest memes, what the fuck you talking about?

LEFTISTS CAN'T FUCKING MEME

>>132913411
>that nose
>short forehead
>thin upper lip
>jew hair

He's a self-loathing Jew., lol. He's at least 30-40% Jewish.

Op, if you think ppl like greg gutfeld arent way funnier than stewart or anybody on the left you are a feces masticating inferior little girl.
And you touch paper and have sex with glass.

When conservatives get funny, they get called racist

>>132899509
Under rated.

>>132901634
What a phenomenal argument to statistical proof!

>>132894092
>liberal projection

>>132892046
Oh, look. Another Character Assassination thread... SAGE!

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OP,
Do you want me to shoot you like I shot those cunts at Isla Vista

>>132899509
Really vitalises my thinking thingies.

Comedy (and a sense of humour in general) is an evolved reaction designed to reward cultural course-corrections. In other words to bring us back to reality.

Reality has a strong left-wing bias.

>>132892046
Are you autistic? Where do you think you are.

>>132917308
His name is spelled Elliot Rodger you fucking failure.

Do not disrespect the Supreme Gentleman like that.

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>>132892417

>all republicans are truck drivers and retards!

Then you fags wonder why Trump won

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>>132892046
Saged shit thread

Well most comedians are drug addicts and low achievers
Lefties tend to emulate them picking up their personalities as it if is philosophy

All you have to really do is find one loser drug addict who doesn't think that George Carlin was a genius and great man of wisdom or Dave Chappelle a great philospher

Comedy is a low intellect game like the king's jester who would be killed for not making him laugh

Hope this helps
Also sage shit post