Why don't a just get a surrogate and have a half-Jewish

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Why don't a just get a surrogate and have a half-Jewish child? Maybe my goy genes can make him look handsome and he can end up with blonde hair thanks to me.

I saw a Jewish guy in his early 30s with two kids who were surrogates. He had light brown curly hair while thanks to his surrogate his boy had curly blonde hair and blue eyes while his daughter had red hair.

So I could have a blonde hair, blue eyed Jewish son with a high IQ. How about that, /pol/? Just teach that little guy to be on the right side of history.