Who'd win in a shoot fight? Let's say standard UFC

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2017-07-08 11:56:44 Post No. 132863634
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Anonymous 2017-07-08 11:56:44 Post No. 132863634 [Report]

Who'd win in a shoot fight? Let's say standard UFC cage and rules.

- same height
- but Obama probably has better reach because he's a lanky SOB
- Obama faster/more agile
- Obama better cardio
- Trump heavier
- Trump's punches much more powerful
- Trump has higher test
- both tricky, dirty bastards
- but both also arrogant and could underestimate opponent

Anonymous 2017-07-08 11:59:50 Post No.132863825
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Anonymous 2017-07-08 11:59:50 Post No.132863825 [Report]

>>132863634

Trump is an old man.

Anonymous 2017-07-08 12:00:45 Post No.132863887
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Anonymous 2017-07-08 12:00:45 Post No.132863887 [Report]

>>132863634
This is some next-level autism.

Anonymous 2017-07-08 12:05:24 Post No.132864175
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Anonymous 2017-07-08 12:05:24 Post No.132864175 [Report]

Obama probably
-He's younger and has more stamina
-better reach too
The only advantage Trump has is his weight

Anonymous 2017-07-08 12:45:48 Post No.132866983
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Anonymous 2017-07-08 12:45:48 Post No.132866983 [Report]

>>132863634
Obama

Drumpf would die from a heart attack

Anonymous 2017-07-08 01:11:52 Post No.132868879
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Anonymous 2017-07-08 01:11:52 Post No.132868879 [Report]

>>132863634
Trump.

Obama looks like he never got into a fight in his life.

Anonymous 2017-07-08 01:16:59 Post No.132869262
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Anonymous 2017-07-08 01:16:59 Post No.132869262 [Report]

I'd say likely obama but if the weight differential is enough, and obama cant throw/trump can take a good hit, trump could over power him quickly

Anonymous 2017-07-08 01:26:32 Post No.132869921
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Anonymous 2017-07-08 01:26:32 Post No.132869921 [Report]

Obungo Bahama wins 5-1, because he's a Nigger from the rise of the planet of apes.

Anonymous 2017-07-08 01:27:53 Post No.132870011
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>>132863634
Trump is 71 years old and fat. You have to be an autist or a delusional Trump supporter to think that he could win.

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>>132863634

Trump easily. By knockout/murder.

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>>132863634
Trump is used to living in hotels in NYC, went to military school, never drank or did drugs, and participated in WWE bullshit. Fake or not he took a Stone Cold Stunner at like 70.

Obama was a hippie nigger. It would be no contest.

Anonymous 2017-07-08 01:42:12 Post No.132871119
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>>132863634
You should be underage v&

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