I masturbated in a church washroom when I was a little kid, not

>>132854641
yes but you were going anyway for being a fucking leaf

also sage

>>132854641
You are a homosexual and secretly desire sex with your father and the clergy. Hope you feel better now, I'll mail you the bill.

>>132854641

It's really simple, senpai. All you have to do is ask God to forgive you for your sins in the name of Jesus Christ. Then, don't kill anyone. Rinse and repeat the whole "God forgibs in name of Jesus" until your death bed.

Don't kill anyone.

Grats, you're in heben.

In your place I would start killing people randomly, since you are already going to hell, so you might as well go down a legend

>>132854836

God will forgive anything except killing people. Don't fall for the revenge (((Jew))).

your going to the lower levels of hell: washroom hell.

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>>132854641
Yes, not because you masturbated in his house, but because you're a weeaboo trash.

We're all going to hell.

>>132855288

Nah bitch, I'm chilling in heben with my bros. Ask God to forgive you in the name of Jebus and don't kill nobody. You can watch the show from the good seats. Gonna love to watch niggers roasting in hell.

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>>132854922
Jews and leftists don't count, right?

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>>132854641
... did you cum?

>>132855588

They do. Insects and animals don't.

... That may mean niggers (animals) don't count... But I'm not taking any chances.

>>132855715
Kikes are rats.

>>132854641
yes unless if you confess your sin to your local priest

>>132854922

It's only acceptable under extreme situations where you have to defend yourself or others.

>>132854641
No because Jesus (pbuh) isn't God

>>132854641

I think I remember you from a Catholic general

You were wondering if the Church you committed the lustful act in had to be re-blessed

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>>132854836
Tactical