You are married with your wife for 10 years, you have 3 children

>>132840535
Nothing. Because this scenario is stupid and would never happen.

>>132840624
Stupid? It's completely possible, there are lots of crypto jews without the stereotypical facial features.
Scarlet Johanson looks completely white, /pol/ knows because of wikipedia

>>132840535
Convert to Christianity?

>>132840535
Jews are white so w/e

>>132840780
They wouldn't hide something like that for 10 fucking years. Even if they didn't explicitly tell you their would be hints or behaviors, etc. that would give it away.

Who are you why are you in my house and no we aren't married

>>132840535
I heil the Master Race!

If she has blonde hair blue eyes im fine

>>132840897
>hints and behaviors
You are really deep into the layers and layers of memes
This is what you probably think it would happen
>you and your wife both in bed
>honey why are you rubbing your hands?
>I don't know what you mean anon
>ThatWasWeird.jpg

>you and your wife walking by the park
>suddenly she sees a coin on the ground
>she grabs it and shrieks, my precious over and over again.

>>132840535
lol I knew you were jewish.
I was just messing with you I'm not really a nazi.
I was wondering how long until you'd comment on it.

>>132840780

it's not possible because I was redpilled on marriage before /pol/ redpilled me on jews

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>>132840868
jews aren't white you nigger they are their own ethnic race

>>132840535
Her six sided star shaped vagina didn't give her away?

>>132841129
That's not at all what I'm fucking talking about you sperg. What's it going to be like meeting their parents, don't you think it will probably be revealed at some point that her parents or at least her mother is Jewish just through casual conversation?

>>132840535
Your fault for marrying a jew faggot.

>>132840624
>Because this scenario is stupid and would never happen.
Right. An autistic neckbeard like me isn't getting married.

>>132841312
r e d d i t

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>>132840780

>Scarlet Johansson
>looks completely white

yeah because she's only half jew, and even then she only looks white after extensive plastic surgery

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>>132840535

unique opportunity for this pitch-perfect .webm

>>132840535
Get the kids into Yale for free then if you're so Jewey

red pill the kikes- i mean kids and create a Ben Sharpio

>wat do
feel sad she feels like I would leave after all we have gone through just because she is a jew.

Your primary responsibility is always to your family. If you would let your politics destroy your family you've spent too much time here spouting memes without actually understanding conservatism at all.

>>132841287
Crypto jews are jews that changed their surnames, and they don't practice Judaism, they're Jewish at only the genetic level, after WWII some jews become sneakier, it's possible autist

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>>132840535
my duty

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>>132841496
I always crack a smile with this one. The cigarette flip is legendary.

>>132840535
At that point you've done bought in. not really much you could do. Besides, how did you marry a non christian woman in the first place? Not a good idea

>>132840535
>w-well... go grab the kids and wait here for a moment
>where are you going anon!?
>i just need to collect myself... that's all...
>*anon walks into room
>*pulls out loaded shot gun from closet anon has been saving just in case this scenario ever came true
>i never thought this would ever happen to me but it must be done!
>*grips shotgun and turns around
>*walks slowly into room where wife and children are
>anon what are you doing with that gun!
>i-i'm so sorry it had to come to this
>no anon please! i love you!
>daddy no! please daddy! please!!!!
>don't kill our children anon! we made love anon!
>i know - i know we did
>*slowly raises shot gun as hands begin to shake
>*cocks shot gun
>i'm sorry love...
>no! please n-
>*BLAM
>...
>*BLAM
>...
>*BLAM
>...
>... to be continued...

>>132841821
And these same Jews just randomly wait 10 years into your marriage before telling you that they're Jewish, and literally nothing else gives it away? Face it, it's stupid.

Make love and have a fourth child. If we're too old God will work it out like with Abraham and Sarah.

>>132840780

SJ looks kikey IRL and has a giant fucking head.

>>132840535
Nobody said the only logical choice.
Dust of that old nazi uniform from the closet and engage in nazi sexy roleplay
>I'm gonna shove you in the oven
>*opens legs*
>shove it right here baby

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>>132842168
A lot of white non-Jewish people have giant foreheads.

>>132842190

You are an awkward wreck:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPspT0zQIlE

>>132842388

She has a physically giant head on a tiny body. I mocked her about it because she was being a nuisance. Fuck off.

>>132840535
Is an exorcism an option?

>>132842498

Trial by fire.

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>>132842498
You want to exorcise her second, Jewish soul, and make her less divine like a Goy?

>>132840535
Shove shellfish down her kike throat

> False
Women don't have feelings.

>>132840535
Jews are white, i'd put another baby in her.

>>132840535
tell her that jews dol not exist so she cannot be one. "Jews" from bible like solomon, moses, abraham are fictionl characters and 12 tribes are 12 zodiac signs, so she cannot be descendant of something which didn't exist. Instead she is a larping free-mason

>>132840535
punch her in the throat

I dated a jewish girl in college. She was gorgeous.

I dont give a fuck what religion the girl sucking my dick is.

>>132842190
this, especially if she is Alison Brie or Scarlett Johansson

>>132840535
That explains why our kids are mixed, carry on fucking niggers but let me watch in the future

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>>132840535
You pull down your own mask and say MASELTOW!

>>132840535
I'm not a racist. Your scenario would never happen to me.

*sips tea*

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>>132840822
this t b h

Problem solved

>>132840535
>>anon we have to talk
>>I'm.
>>Jewish.
Well, as long as she isn't a full Jew and is just a little Jew-ish, I guess its ok.