>You are contacted by CNN >They state your personal information

>>132823337
I "suggest" that I have recorded the call and don't take kindly to threats.

I feel like CNN has learned their lesson and won't ever try to blackmail anyone over a meme again

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>>132823337
Tell them to talk to my lawyer and that Im taking them to court for blackmail?

Also pic related is a good way to solve problems

>>132823337
They couldn't find me if they wanted to, I have zero online presence. And I don't have any sympathy for people that are caught, and do.

literally kill myself while they're on the phone with me so they can hear me die

>>132823337
>"I'm sorry I'm sorry"
>post more insensitive memes

>not recording all your calls with a backup set to a dead man's switch 10tb harddrive containing everything you have ever seen, heard, found, discovered, and researched to distributed to your local news agency, best friend, immediate family, family doctor, and your bishop/pastor/imam/druid/whatever

Get on my level CNN
Plus I'm armed like a fucking octopus at all times, I'm isn't afraid of anything

>>132823337
>employers
haha good one