>be me
>dad is from South Africa
>based Afrikaner, fought the blicks and commies in Angola
>built like brick shithouse, gives no fucks
>one day friend comes over for dinner
>it's spaghetti
>we are eating in silence, when my dad suddenly says:
>'Hey, frind of inon, do you know what the most intilligint race is?'
>completely out of the blue, friend has no idea what to say, but says:
>'Um, Asians?'
>'Corrict. And what is the sicond most intilligint race?'
>friend is visibly shaken, my brother and I are grinning at the situation unfolding before our eyes
>'Whites?'
>'Ja, and what, is the leest intilligint race?'
>friend is cornered and unsure how to answer, brother and I struggling to contain our mirth at this point
>mother is visibly displeased
>'Blacks?'
>'Corrict'
>after this, no more words are uttered, and we carry on with our dinner
Stay tuned in /pol/acks, this isn't the last you'll hear of Based South African Dad
I like this, your dad is based
My best friend has south african relatives, they moved to the UK briefly because their next door neighbour got shot in the face opening his door.
He told me about how blacks have less vertebrae than whites. Im pretty sure that isn't true, but I am down with blacks being a distinct phenotype / subspecies, different from whites.
Also his daughter was going for a walk with the english countryside with my mate, walking his dog. She was really nervous and he asked what was wrong, and she said "Anon, aren't we going to get murdered by kaffirs out here?"
Pretty funny, except nothing that happens to whites in SA is funny.
>be me
>be friend of anon
his dad is genuinely like this and is a total fucking lad.
>>132798509
kek'd
>>132799781
>taking the BBC vernacular pill
Dat shit on point yo. We gettin based up in here!!
>>132798509
>Those phoenetics
just lekker
>>132798509
One classmate of my Father moved to South Africa in the 50's and the classmate sent a letter back to them telling that they got black slaves as a revard because his father worked so well.
>>132798509
have a bump anon
>>132798509
what a fucking hero
If true, Do you discuss things like that with your Father regularly? What's it like?
>>132798509
I'm reading "guns of the south" right now, and I really wish South Africa would have tried something extreme like that, even if it didn't involve fucking time machines. They should have nuked Mecca or something before the niggers took over.
You nailed my accent
Why did you feel the need to post this ?
>>132803178
Why do you feel the need to ask that question in this thread rather than the hundreds of "blumpf btfo" threads /pol/ get every day?
Yes
"based"
However, his country is finished. Doomed demographically. No amount of "based" comments will hide his descendants extinction
America is 10 years from being you
UK, 20 or 30.
>>132798509
>dad is talking to me
>buddy if you ever have sex with a non white I will beat the shit out of you and smash your PlayStation
>no don't break it
>okay then don't ever sleep with a non white
>okay
I was like 11
>>132798509
>tfw I will never travel to south africa to shoot niggers and bag me an Afrikaner qt and raise a family in the UK