Attention fellow NEETs, invest in the stock market. It will increase

Investing $5 seems pointless. Even if you grow it by 100% it's still just $10.

>>132800934
You keep buying every payday.

>>132798463
Your math is wrong faggot.

>>132802078
No it's not.

>>132802594
6% is .06 dumbass

>>132798463
Is there a way to invest online? Or do I need an professional?

>>132802931
Oops, you're right, I put 60% by mistake.

>>132803090
sorry for calling you dumbass, it's an honest mistake

>>132798463
oy fucking vey

>>132803085
You invest through a stock broker, you can do it online or on the phone.

>>132798463
0.06

>buying random stocks when market valuations are extremely high is a good idea
Yea no. I like my money.

>>132801672

>neet
>payday

u dun goofed

>>132803315
Buy into next generation technology.

>>132798463
This posting is a plant, and probably a controlled opfor.

Everyone knows the market is in a bubble phase as a result of the Fed's multple QE programs lending money to banks at no interest. We also know that companies have been using stock buy-backs to prop up their profitability numbers when in reality they haven't made money.

This shit has been going on since '08 and anyone that can fog a mirror knows that the game of musical chairs will have to end sooner or later.

Invest in a ETF instead. Got the VFINX and enjoy those 10% returns. Think i'm joking? The VFINX has since inception had 10% returns.

https://personal.vanguard.com/us/funds/snapshot?FundIntExt=INT&FundId=0040

>>132798463
>buy into a bunch of cheap stocks, likes ones under a dollar and buy a bunch of shares in them

nice fucking try Jordan Belfort

thats an easy way to get pumped and dumped

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>>132798463
Or you could get a job and put a portion of your money in a savings account like a real adult.

>>132803378
Autismbux

>>132803444
95% of those stocks are going to go down to 0. Like in 2000.

>>132803701
>working for money

Plebeian

>>132803701
For fuck's sake, do NOT put your fucking money in a bank! Go search "bail-in" and find out what happens.

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>>132803140

>60% vs 6% is an honest mistake

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>>132803978
>Go search "bail-in" and find out what happens.
Oh man, the banks might fail and steal everyone's money. Good thing I have tangible assets like land, guns and a craftsman trade job. Those never go out of style.

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>>132805669
Me too, tis a glorious feeling isn't it?