>Be from devout Jihadi Family
>Spend summer gatherings chilling with Bin Laden discussing Jihad in between sharing goats
>Behead and dismember fellow Afghans on the reg (pic related)
>Become expert bomb maker in Afghan village
>Send in 2 Afghan translators to ask elders to come out
>Peaceful moderate villagers end up beheading said translators, throwing their heads outside
>Go into village to neutralize IED threat
>Terrorist Omar Khadr hides in a corner, when Special Forces Medic Speer who is working on wounded Afghans, throws a grenade from behind
>Speer blown up
>Little shitskin is double tapped, his head blown open, yet parasite survives
>Goes to Guatanamo Bay, treated like a god among inmates for having killed Speer
>Becomes more radical
>Confesses freely he killed Scheer
>Widow sues, wins $130M+ USD judgement against family (which is wealthy, association with Bin Laden billionaire clan)
>Branded psychopath/violent jihadist by multiple doctors/shrinks, 0 remorse, in fact proud of it
>Supreme Court of Canada instantly declare he is a victim and his rights have been violated
>Cuckdeau on the record saying Khadr is innocent
>Snopes tries to claim it's false (topkek)
>Funds cashed immediately on 4th of July (LOL)
>Apology literally to be announced in Parliament by Cuckdeau
JUST!