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Twister sales in the US have plummeted as childhood obesity rates skyrocketed. Milton Bradley (the manufacturer of the game) did a study and found that the average child simply couldn't perform the necessary movements due to their decreased flexibility and range of motion (due to obesity) which led to greatly reduced time it took to play the game (as children failed and dropped out more frequently) and fewer people able to play at a time simply because they couldn't fit on the mat. MB toyed with the idea of increasing the mat size but decided not to because of increased production costs and have relegated the game to "nostalgia" purchases as opposed to an actively promoted product.
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WALL-E wasn't supposed to be a video tutorial!
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Oh, yes. It's the "kids are fat" reason and not the fact the game is old, boring, and leads to someone's butthole getting fingered everytime it's played.
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They need to adapt.
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>childhood obesity rates
They just don't want to own up to being the source of many office party/school party sexual harassment suits.
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>>132792440
not gonna defend fatties but you are correct about the butthole part
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