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>spare change? >*rattles cup* >hey buddy can you spare

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>spare change?
>*rattles cup*
>hey buddy can you spare some change.
how do you respond?
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>>132758919
Ill give you some wet wipes if you let me fuck your mouth
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>>132758919
handy and a facial for a quarter?
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>>132758919
I don't

And if I do I write sage in all fields
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>>132758919
The ones begging for money are usually the ones that don't really need it. The ones that are too out of it to beg are the ones who need help more.
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>>132758919

With my cock in her stinky mouth.
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do you want to be my pet gf?
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>>132758919
Buy her some food and new clothes and tell her to stop being a stupid cunt.
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>>132758919
"No, THANK YOU!"
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>>132759309

Can always tell which faggots are ashamed of where they're from.

Gonna assume you're a POO IN THE LOO nigger.
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>>132758919
offer a free dicking
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>>132759024
>>132759025
>>132759031
>>132759102
>>132759309
>>132759460
>>132759524

Yes, let's be judgemental without knowing her story. She could be a LGBT daughter kicked out by her loving "Christian" parents (who voted for a dictator that gives gay blowjobs to his Russian Master). That could just be the way she dresses (Hot Topic, so fucking what?).

I know Dump supporters aren't all that smart but c'mon....
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>>132759439

Is that what your father did?
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>>132758919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afkN9H9aLow
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>>132759460
Or alternatively, "No, thanks. I don't want any."
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>>132758919

I never have change in my wallet, it's all in my car
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>>132759502
could be a greek hiding his debts
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>>132759524
Do you actually want hepatitis or HIV?
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>>132759580

0/10
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>>132759580

>She could be a LGBT daughter kicked out
>LGBT

good for her... go bother someone else then... maybe those gays can help you out with some cash.
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>>132759580
Don't care. A deal's a deal.
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Spit on her.
>white "women"
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>>132758919
Aw shes cute, I'd drop her a tubman or 2
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>>132758919
if you give money to homeless people in my area the rest of the locals will be pissed. it just makes more come. dont give them anything, instead, offer them work, like $10 to pick up all the trash on a street for an hour. They wont do it
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>>132759580
She still has money for makeup, jewelry, and expensive bad clothes.

She is pan handling, or more likely LARPing for a photo.
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Rattle my prescription morphine in her face, she'll pretty much do anything I'd assume by looking at this degenerate filth.
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>>132758919
Well she can afford cosmetics to make herself look like a whore. I'd walk on by.
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Taking a holiday is something you save for dear.

No, I'm not going to finance your 'travelling'
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Looks pretty cyberpunk
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>>132759641

Ok there, Ted Bundy.
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I used to travel like that. saw 46 states over a couple of years. that girl's living a more interesting and exciting life than most of you will ever have.

I usually busked in cities but flew a sign if I was in the middle of nowhere with nothing but freeway offramps to get money from. it's better than minimum wage in most places. in yuma I made $2-3k in a week. get fucked.
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>>132759502

> a leaf

don't you have to attend your annual pride parade or are you a new canadian
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>army standard issue boots
Kek. I'm sure they aren't hers
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>>132759580
I wasn't judging her i just want a handy and a facial man. Jump to conclusions much?

obvious bait is obvious
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>>132758919

That's a really good Fallout raider cosplay.
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>>132758919
>Broke
>Wearing $150 pair of USMC combat boots
Something here doesn't add up
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>>132758919
"Can't help ya" and keep walking
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>>132759580

well atleast they are not muslim they wouldn't "kick" her out but instead stone her out :^)
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i used to be a fucking bum myself, back in my 20s. used to hate "the system" as well.

but the bottom line is, either get in line and support yourself and pay taxes, or go live in the fucking woods.
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>>132759580
dat low quality baitz0rz
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>>132759777
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>>132758919
Nope.
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>>132758919
Is unironically fuck the shit out of her I love bitches with that style
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>>132758919
Reminder that this is the type of bench white people get to have in a forced multi-racial society.
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>>132760027
You also sucked cock for food/travel money bitch boy?
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>>132755555

:^)
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>>132758919
>how do you respond?
Depends on whether that haircut is a fashion statement or she's hiding mange.
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>>132760328
why would I? people threw me $20s just because I had a guitar and didn't look like I was buying drugs.
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>>132760085

Nah, 705 representin'. That means Northern Ontario in your nig nog hood rat language.
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wat is spunken?
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>>132758919
I'd buy her a nice dinner then impregnate her
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>>132758919
Pay for fucky fucky and sucky sucky.
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>>132758919
Get her some food and water. She doesnt need anything else.
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>>132758919
What are your opinions Chairman Mao?
that or
I got some supplies right here while grabbing my crotch
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>>132758919
plz be my dumpster punk gf
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>>132758919
shave those sideburns and she'd be alright
cant help that I like that shit
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>>132758919
I guess all that panhandling didn't work out so she turned to a life of crime.
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>>132760445
>im not a P.O.O im a leaf
your not helping your case
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>>132760301
She's going to need like 5 showers first
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>>132759580
6/10 shitposting. Be more subtle next time.
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>>132758919
> :)
NO
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>>132759641
This is golden, thanks for the Idea anon, hopefully get to try this out soon.
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I asked them to give me some fucking money.
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>>132758919
GET A JOB COMMIE
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>>132760445

>DUDE WEED LMAO :DDD

DUDE WEED LMAO MAN *smacks lips* are you bein raisins to me ?!*nigger stare intensifies* yo hol up white boi imma call pride polis hol up you be payin reparations to me white boi imma fug yu up gay boy :DDD
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>>132758919
I live in Winnipeg so I can't even feed them anymore.
Crackheads just leave fruit to rot and unopened bottles of water just sit on medians around the city.
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>>132759580
In reality she probably came from a loving christian family who took her to dance lessons, piano lessons, she did well in school, they paid for extra lessons from a tutor because she was struggling in math, but she pulled through, she loved her dad, went to family picnicks.

Then the unthinkable happened, her parents did a terrible mistake and paid for her college, after 2 years she took a blue pill, became a drain on her parents and society, and never was the same again.
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>>132759777

Checked.
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>>132760690
I play payday sometimes, so here's a (you)
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>>132758919
I keep business cards from work in my wallet for such occasions. It's funny, really. At first I expected to feel bad when I saw their faces light up in hope but that doesn't happen, if anything when I get my wallet out their lips go flat and their expression narrows into a look of expectant grimness - as though they're the fucking tax man or something exercising a right.

Anyway, it's not like I'm trying to be edgy. I typically just ignore panhandlers unless they get very pushy and come at me repeatedly, then I'll compliment their dedication and give them the card. I work in a factory that will literally hire anybody, bums have no excuse.
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>>132760027
>I hung out with junkies in parking lots in 46 states

Wow really jealous of your experiences
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With the coming and going of oil booms in Texas we have accumulated a lot of beggars in my area. It didn't use to be this bad.

If I just ignore them will they go away?
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>>132758919

Yeah, I'd give her some change and tell her to learn a skill like playing music. She'd make more money than begging if she played music for people on the streets.

Wrong image to use, dude. One of my dreams is to backpack across areas and experience things while interacting with the locals. Can't hate this woman for doing something I want to do.
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>>132759580
I can see that leaf behind your UN flag
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>>132759460

That Half-Baked reference, lol.
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>>132758919
this has nothing to do with politics, you inbred moron. fuck off and get a clue.
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>>132758919
Thousand yard stare everytime. Any random on the street looking for a conversation is up to no good
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>>132761100
>Can't hate this woman for doing something I want to do
the difference between you and her hopefully is that you realise you cant just go and do what you want without the means to be able to pull it off
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>>132758919
I know white women who want to overstay their vacation in Bali, Indonesia offer their bodies for cash.

>be me in holiday in Bali with 3 of my buddies
>early morning, wake up wearing shorts
>ding-dong "Who the fuck, I thought you all drunk want sleep?"
>peep through and saw a White girl, around her late twenties, wearing bikini, B cups, long wavy blonde hair
>open the door and she immediately looked into my room and said she left her passport in it
>responded and said you were never here
>she insisted and I let her in, keeping a watchful eye in case she goes nigger and start stealing shit
>she turning around and ask me if I want to do it, for some cash
>being a fag I said no and ask her to leave

Moral of the story if such girls like >>132758919 wants to make money, don't turn yourself into a dyke. Sell your body and you can make easy cash, as for myself I was really not interested in that white girl.

This happened many years ago.
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>>132761190
Political policy can change your landscape and who inhabits it friendo
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>>132758919
I don't.
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>>132758919
I can spare you a cigarette if you have a lighter I can use
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>>132761100
But you dont panhandle, get some pride, when I was at a low point I didn't beg for shit, I went door to door looking for jobs, and finally found a job laying tile and that got me on my feet again.
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>>132760694

Says the faggot hiding his flag.
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>>132758919
>how do you respond?
give a few bucks and in return
>get bj
>get to cut and keep some of her hair
>get a used sock or two
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>>132761308
butane accessories are expensive bru
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>>132758919
sorry, got none

surprisingly enough, most of them are friendly enough, so they don't mind, even in the evening when no one is actually watching
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>>132760445
>Northern Ontario
Which area? I live just south of Lake Simcoe, pretty white area, one black family at the very end of the street in a well-kept house and 1 Chinese family running the local corner store.
About an hours drive from Toronto, which I currently consider a safe enough distance though I often think about moving further north. Maybe up around Hunstville? The trick of course is avoiding anywhere too near a reservation, I don't need gasoline-breathed natives bugging me for cash every time I step outside at night.
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>>132758919
offer her a haircut
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>>132758919

>Traveling only with one or two sets of clothing, without money, insurance and without a plan which is more than just 'go wherever I see'

People should seriously stop doing this. I understand that life is an adventure, but having an adventure AND making good decisions are not mutually exclusive.
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>>132761443

Wayy up north, Timmins.
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>>132758919
I'd give her change, she's young so she still has time to turn her life around. A little kindness can go a long way.
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>>132758919

Erecticus Suckitdownicus!
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>>132761100
it's mettle by the way - strength resilience, not metal as in actual steel iron copper bronze etc.
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>>132761571

Fellow leaf I see.
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>i like coming here to the canal, its like an oasis in the middle of the city. it's so... peacefull.
what do you think anon?
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>>132761613

Metaphor, dude.
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>>132758919
"Can you spare me some succ?"
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>>132761649

KEK my id.
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>>132760027

Now what do you do?
Curious, I see people like that all the time. It intrigues me somewhat if I didn't have so much responsibility, I would take it on myself.
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>>132761100
It isnt "metal" it is mettle. Guess you never had your vocabulary truly tested
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>>132761649
Red white and bite my ass you filthy Greenland toucher.
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>>132758919
How much for a blowjob?
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>>132761270
>didn't fuck a disease ridden roastie
>fag

You made an intelligent choice that day.
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> having cash in 2017
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>>132761547
I guess it'd be easier to live with French rather than Mandarin.
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>>132761805
oh i bet u love some greenland in and around your mouth faggot
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>>132761687
Awful posture. Dirty, lazy and probably has no work ethic to speak of. Rebellious idiot. Eventually all that smoking, boozing and living rough will catch up to her.
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>>132758919
Thanks!
stick hand in cup.

>>132761687
Unzip pants and piss into the canal
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>>132761687
I think you made some bad choices in your life, love.
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>>132759641
Devilish.
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>>132758919
I bet she's hella cool. I'd let her sleep in my flat and feed her eggs.
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>>132759641
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>>132761935

Not a nigger in sight, everyone speaks english, some people in french as second language.

Cold as fuck in winter though.
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>>132759777
>her
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>>132759709
>>132760124
>>132760245
>>132760489
>>132760748
>HURR LOOK EVERYONE IT'S BAIT HAHA I'M FITTING IN
*gives 5 (You)s to let low quality bait*
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>>132758919
I usually ignore beggars. They shouldn't get money from just sitting on the street doing nothing. Most of them are able-bodied and able to do some actual work
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The only charity I can spare is 115 gr of lead and copper.
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>>132759580
Low quality bait
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>>132761799

>>132761690
>>132761690
>>132761690
>>132761690

One characteristic about people with Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) is that they have trouble with abstract thinking and that expressions that are not meant to be taken literally (Metaphors, Figure of Speech, Analogies, etc.), literally.

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1750946711001565
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>>132761613
b-b-but that's the point of the accompanying image...and they say niggers cant think abstractly
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>>132759580
I don't know why the others are complaining and giving it 0/10. I think this was a fairly accurate reddit reply. Well done.
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>>132759025
>facial
>facial
fuck off degenerate
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>be suburban white girl
>parents buy me everything i would ever need
>tell daddy i want to see the world
>he says it's too dangerous and he doesnt have the money
>decide im going to show daddy that im a big girl
>steal $500 from the emergency fund
>buy a plane ticket to Indochina, where a good chunk of the international revenue comes from tourism
>$500 runs out really fast
>only have enough money to eat at McDonald's and cant eat local cuisine
>start begging from locals who are probably even poorer than you
>sap from the economy
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>>132758919
Poor girl, she already sold some of her hair.
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>>132761687
as hip as it gets. I love how they all look the same and normally have wealthy nice parents
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>>132761613
>>132761799
Isn't it a play on words, you grammar Nazis?
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>>132758919
She obviously could afford that stupid ass haircut she's fine
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>>132758919
I rattle the zipper on my pants.
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>>132758919
I'd try to seduce her and marry for a green card. She's kinda cute.
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>>132761687
Slavs are so fucking ugly.
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>>132762082
>hella
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>>132762098
>Not a nigger in sight
>Cold as fuck in winter though

That's fine, since the latter contributes to the former.
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>>132758919
Perhaps you shouldn't be traveling if you can't afford the necessary supplies.

Get a job, leech.
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>>132759580
I can see a fucking Leaf in this post.
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>>132759777
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>>132762518
>marry for green card
>implying in US illegally

You have to go back.
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>>132761454

You dont need insurance or a plan though, insurance is dumb and a waste for anyone except mouthbreathers and making a full plan and schedule leaves you no room to improvise and do new exciting shit. And yeah 2 sets of clothes is sparce but certainly doable.

You do need money though. Like technically there are people who backpack on like a couple of dollars a day but that means rummaging through dumpsters for food and literally being a bum.
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>>132760658
I feel degenerate but i fucking love that hair style on women.
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>>132762564
You wanna go a round, shaka brah?
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>>132758919
>traveling
Go home.
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>"I only have a credit card, would you like a sandwich"
>Crack whore angrily storms away

Every single time.
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>>132759596
This I've traveled Broke and all my sign said is "Looking to earn a living" or "Looking for work today so I make Tomorrow happen"
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>>132758919
Anybody else noticed her handcuffs?
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>>132762625
No I don't. I'm married to a citizen. She's a punk and I met her at Greyhound terminal in Taskapaskapalooza. Whatcha gon do now?
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>>132762237
a lot of people in the us gave up on jobs because it's damn near impossible to find one that pays decent. most jobs you have to work 2 or 3 jobs just to make ends meet.

like the other anon in the thread said you can make more just sitting on the corner with a guitar
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>>132758919
Why you manspreading bro?
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>>132760165
>>Wearing $150 pair of USMC combat boots
Buy them all day long as surplus stores for 40.
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>>132760967
correct answer
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>>132759460
I actually said that (in Spanish) accidentally to a little girl asking for money, I thought that she was trying to sell me an orange. 'Till this day my mother still reminds me of that everytime I ask for anything
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>>132762392

Are you literally fucking retarded? A couple of dollars in south east asia lets you eat like a king. Mcdonalds is probably the most expensive shit there.
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>>132761069
I hung out with all kinds of people, from rich antique collectors to government-hating hillbillies to junkies to wealthy government statesmen. you meet all kinds of people climbing into random cars.

>>132761784
I just quit my job after getting signed by a publisher.

the point of hitting the road is to eschew your responsibilities in favor of seeing and learning. well, at least for some. some people do it because they don't have anywhere to go and it's better than being a homebum.
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>>132758919
I don't respond at all. Keep walking and forget I ever saw that shit, in about three seconds.
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>>132761033
you are my hero
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>>132762797
I once had a bum ask me for some spare change because he was supposedly hungry. I could smell the alcohol on him and told him I wouldn't give him money but that I'd buy him some food.

So I went and bought him a Bratwurstbrötla.

Faggot didn't want it and demanded I give him money instead. So I turned 360 degrees, at it myself and walked away.
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>>132758919
>"get a job, you fucking slob, is all he replied"
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>>132758919
Honestly, because of those boots, I'd offer to let her crash in my spare bedroom and use the shower before she moves on.

Of course I'd stay up all night with a loaded 1911 because I don't trust her (or any woman) to not steal shit, but I would be Christian and help her out the best I could.

In the morning, I'd cook her a bowl of eggs and make her eat them all at gunpoint.
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>>132762797
>waiting for the tram
>homeless guy asks for money for a tram ticket so he can go and sleep in a hostel
>no cash on me, offer to buy him a ticket with my card
>ask where he's going
>"doesn't matter, bye"
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I often wonder what dark shit these chicks have done for a C note.
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>>132763051
>In the morning, I'd cook her a bowl of eggs and make her eat them all at gunpoint.
It's the Christian thing to do.

Don't force her to tell you what happened either. Just make her eat the eggs.
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>>132762209
t. Assblasted liberal
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>>132758919
Where did this pic get taken?
My sister is a degenerate and this looks just like her. She's off travelling hopping trains and begging for change. wow
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There is a busy intersection near my work. I call it panhandle junction. The same fucking people always ask for money there. This one fat indian-looking woman with missing teeth always asks for "bus fare" almost every damn day and people keep giving these people money!
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>>132762948
so you're a jobless looser, with no money and roof over you head?
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>>132762209
KYS
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>>132762948
>you meet all kinds of people climbing into random cars
I would fucking imagine so...
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>>132763232
Can I have her number? She sounds hella dope.
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>>132758919
This is how you know women are lazy. They can easily fuck for some money but no. They expect everything free.
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>>132763278
dunno what gave you that idea other than maybe shit reading comprehension.
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>>132763246
It's a business, really. You're paying a very small sum to exorcise the days guilt and feel better about yourself. The only problem is that it's a short-sighted system which only contributes to an increase in pan handlers and ultimately the decay of the cities aesthetics.
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>>132762667
Them's fightin words!
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>>132759580
>know your parents are gay hating christians
>"I need to come out as gay to them to reaffirm my identity"
>get kicked out because your parents hate gays
Who's at fault here?
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>>132763051
And what if she's allergic to eggs?
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>>132763355
I just looked at her facebook for recent photos. She's looking a bit different now, probably not the same person as the OP photo. But I must admit this shit rattled my bones when I saw it at first. :(
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>>132758919
I don't talk to scum.
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>>132763142
Exactly. It'll be Aces.
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>>132762830
Not only are you a degenerate illegal alien who married for a green card. You're a degenerate illegal alien who wants to seduce a random degenerate to get a green card.

These are contradictions. You have to go back before you damage this nation's IQ even further.
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>>132762667
Hella is for Tumblr fags, Kraut.
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>>132758919
>That punk style
>Those hand-cuffs
>That leopard print underwear
Ohhhh sweet jesus, I hate that these styles have to be taken by Marxist ideologies. A girl so precise feels like she is tailor-made for me.

I'd take the animal to the vet to check for disease. If all lights are green, then I take her home, cuff her to the bed, and fuck her brains out. Then I'd keep her as a pet. Toss her a redpill if I'm feeling considerate to her state of mind.

I'm a hashbrown spic, so I'm sure she'd oblige because "muh oppressed minority". No one will miss her either.
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>>132763498
The parents. They're bigots.

There's nothing wrong with being gay. It's not something you can change. Bigotry, however, is always, ALWAYS, wrong.
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>>132763509
I have an epi pen in my B.O.B.
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>>132758919
*whips out benis*
"have some protein shake to strengthen your infidel body"
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>hey anon, could you run out and grab another 40'oz and and a few packs of menthols for the ladies?
>throws a sandwich bag of change at you
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>>132758919

My town is full of punks like these.
Usually I reply "No, I can barely buy my cigarettes"
And I always carry a knife, so if they're getting angry...
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>>132758919
You gonna finish the rest of your haircut with it?
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> acknowleging look in silence
> look away
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>>132763585
Your sister is a fucking degenerate whore that should be exterminated
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>>132758919
*unzips dick*
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>>132763810
k
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>>132763639
Whatevs, douche.
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>>132758919
>*don't make eye contact*
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You had 8 years to get change from obama
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>>132759580
ahahah
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>Hey, do you wanna work for me? I have a deck I want built, if you help me I'll pay you ten bucks an hour.

I've seen several homeless people, I've given them plenty of information on where I live and they never fucking show up. At least the ones I've met, they don't want to work. More than likely not even homeless, you can make like 120K or something yearly begging.
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>>132762209
t. newfag
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>>132760967
DING DING DING.
You won sir.
/thread
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>>132763836
I'm fucking serious. These degenerate filth are nothing but drug addicted parasites.
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>>132759580
Most likely
>Started doing meth and fucking niggers
>started turning against everything with family values
>became a man hater
>Started stealing from parents, family and friends
>No one will take her in anymore
>became pretentious with her retarded beliefs
>self righteous and won't fuck a man for a place to stay (even though she can't do it on her own)
>pan handling for more crystal meth
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>>132763745
How would you feel, as a Christian, after forcing someone into such a shitty situation? Or are you one of those retard protestants that believes that you only have to declare you accept Jesus as your savior on the death bed and all is good?
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>>132763016
I would have lost my temper and smashed it into his face. You're a better man than I.
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>>132763691
Congrats on perfectly emulating reddit, I wish I was this good
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>>132759580

Bait or not this is the faggiest comment I've ever seen on that board
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>>132763691
>know your parents hate gays
>know your parents hate gays
>know your parents hate gays
How fucking stupid do you have to be to think coming out to them is a good idea?
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>>132763781
>red shoelaces
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>>132763756
As the higher end of average ejaculate volume is 10mL for human men, this is approximately 0.5g (500mg) of dietary protein per ejaculate on average.

The "High in Protein" meme is a Jewish trick to prevent white pregnancy since only white women swallow.

Good Goy.
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>>132763977
Eh, why bother. She seems to be having a pretty good time travelling the country on freight trains. Can't say I'm having a good time myself working and contributing to society. I kind of wonder what it would be like to live carefree like her.
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>>132760690
She was banking on panhandling.
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>>132759580
1 post by this ID
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Just say No dude. Really not that hard.
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>>132764052
Their love for their child should trump their irrational hatred and bigotry.

If they kick out their daughter for something she has no control over then they fail at being parents and they fail at life.

It's that simple.
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>>132759580

CNN pls go
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>>132758919
I'd fuck her, but I need a body condom
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>>132759580
Anybody in the US over 16 and under 70 that isn't crippled or fingerpainting-with-own-feces level of crazy is responsible for their own comfort. If they don't have the things they want, it's their own fault.
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>>132763999
Nice numbers. "The Christian thing" is an idiom for being polite and respectful and generous to those in need.

I'm an atheist. I'm just not a dick about it.
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I fucking hate bohemians. Even though they travel they mostly end up just talking to their own kind.
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>>132763631
Your IQ seems to fluctuate somewhere around zero. Think about it, at least the girl on the photo isn't browsing /pol/ so even she must be smarter than you.
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>>132762563

Hey, fuc-

>German.

Ah, makes sense. Carry on.
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>>132758919
>Sorry, I don't.
There, a totally reasonable non-edge lord response.
I guess all the abound wanting to proposition her are immune to STDs or something.
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>>132764166
>carefree life
she's a fucking loser, and apparently so are you if you're in any way envious of her drug addicted, sleeping on the streets, fucking niggers and meth heads for drug money (((carefree))) life
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>>132763781
Execute for being literal Untermensch
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>>132763298
Underrated
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"How much do I have to give you to OD?"
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>>132764136
that's like 5% of her daily protein needs, i am a charitable man but she shouldn't depend on me solely
she could suck 99 other dicks to get her required quota
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>>132758919
>Sorry, I don't.
There, a totally reasonable non-edge lord response.
I guess all the anons wanting to proposition her are immune to STDs or something.
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>>132763904
>Whatevs
IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE
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>>132777777
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>>132763911
Checked & hilarious
Gonna use this from now on
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>>132764422
Lol you make a lot of assumptions, but that's alright. You'll grow up someday and learn not to be filled with so much hatred for people you haven't ever met.
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>>132764422
That's an awful lot of assumption there, m80.

And you know that you shouldn't assume, bro.
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>>132758919
>>132761687
>>132762711


Oh btw, this is a subculture mix of Punk and Homeless cultures.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutter_punk
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>>132758919
I would give her what ever spare change I had in my pocket. Not like I have much use for it. Besides it is not like I need someone's approval to be a nice person and be charitable with my money.
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>>132759309
Only right answer.
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>>132764370
I didn't know David Brock started to hire illegal immigrant spics to spam this board with retarded posts like yours.
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Stares at them and responds with. Hmmm no.
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>>132758919

"You need a ride?"
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>>132758919
Fuck off get a job lazy scum
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>>132759580
>1 post by this ID
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>>132763783
Rennes ou Toulouse ?
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>>132758919
Offer her $500 for full service. cheap-cheap hotel, make her shower, wear 3 rubbers, fuck her brains, pussy, and ass out, treat her like dirt, steal the money back, gtfo there.
>teach her some lessons
>make her want to go back home to her parents
>Captain Save-A-Ho strikes again
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>>132758919
Who travels with no money, just planning to get by on the hope that people will give them money?

Failing to prepare is how to prepare to fail.

>>132761214
How is talking to people outside of your personal circlejerk a bad thing? Are you by chance autistic?
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>>132764591
I'm actually Irish illegal immigrant.
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>>132763408
just guessing. Correct me if I'm wrong
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>>132758919
she's able to manage that hair and makeup, she can fuck off
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>>132764520
>assumptions
>maybe you'll grow up
>stop seeing these degerates for wha tg they are
>your flag
whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night kiddo. your sister is a loser, end of story.
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>>132758919
I LOVE punk girls. I would offer to take her to CVS for supplies. Bathe her at a Motel 6 and wreck that pussy.
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>>132764331
I see. I come from a generous family myself. As in, we'll help if we can but not by giving cash. Old shoes/clothes, buy someone a meal etc. What always surprises me is the amount of 'beggars' that GTFO when they see they aren't getting any cash.
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>>132758919
>No.
I don't need to say sorry or to explain myself. Simply "no".
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>>132758919
No.
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>>132763051
Holy shit, that's an old pic
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>>132759309
>you leave for work
>she lets in tyrone and they rob everything in the house
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"Can you break a hundred?"
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>>132758919
"Hey babe, wanna make some real cash?"
*nods off to the nearest timmies*
"Meet me behind that building."
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Sometimes I think the Bloody Code should be restored. This disgusting human scum deserves to be hanged.
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>>132759580
weak bait
ill give you 3/10 on virtue of collecting this many (You)s
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>>132759580
Craft-brewed shitposts. What a time to be alive.
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>>132758919
$20 for a half and half
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>>132759580
Made me laugh
Have an upvote
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>>132764951

niggas dont even like dogs dumbass nigga hurrrr DURRRR

also not keeping your pet gf chained wew lad
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>>132761270
Something that really happened
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>>132764774
I'll go back to my original point: k
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>>132759908
Too clean also
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>>132764915
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>>132764520
>>132764543
When you grow up you'll be able to judge people more accurately because you'll have more experience and understand that most stereotypes are true.

The one thing that's completely clear is that she is a lazy piece of shit who thinks the world exists for her entertainment. Her traveling around and discovering herself does fuck all for society, she deserves to be poor.
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>>132762948
You're prime serial killer victim material. Exactly what we, erm, I mean, they look for.
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>>132763051
>>132763142
haha, wait , I'm missing something. wtf is with the bowl of eggs? It sounds hilarious, but I don't get it.
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My experience tells that most people who ask for your help end up being dicks to you / are unworthy of help. Sad, because I like helping people.
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>>132764834
I do try to keep a McDonald's gift card loaded with something like $20 on it in my wallet to give out to the homeless I always see outside the stadium at Tiger's games.

It's easy to tell which beggars are young homosexuals abandoned by their families as opposed to Hipsters who chose the lifestyle. I always give the cards to the faggots and dykes.
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>>132764915
Yup.
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>>132764241
>>132764241
>Be the parents
>hate gays
>you would hate if your child John came out as gay
>you would disown them
>make it clear to John that being gay is not acceptable
>one day John, 16, tells you he is gay
>"I can't believe I raised this, GTFO of my house"
>John is surprised that you chose your beliefs over him, despite you making it clear that being gay is not acceptable

You're projecting your values onto other people. The reality is that the parents care more about raising a straight child than they do a gay child. You have to be ignorant to ignore this.
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>>132758919
>fuck off gypsy
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>>132765318
Oh there's no denying that she chose this life. You actually make a good point. The world IS here for our entertainment. Unfortunate that everyone is so judgmental just because her idea of entertainment is different from yours.
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>>132758919
>"travelling broke"
>homeless

pick one and only one.

pro tip try to look like an actual homeless person and not a member of antifa.

I would give money in a flash to a real homeless, but someone who larps like an antifaggot can fucking die in a ditch. they'd sooner pelt me with rocks so fuck them.

Same goes for any sixteen year old busking for fun in the school holidays.

My money is for those that need it not for people that don't have their rich parents give them pocket money.
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>>132758919
Dont acknowledge, dont look, dont respond, just keep walking.
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>>132758919
I walk by without acknowledging her
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>>132758919
She looks like a fucking fiend who would trade all of her holes for some jet or some psycho.
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>>132765363
I *think* it's a meme from either /fit/ or /r9k/.

Some lonely guy was talking about a pic of a crying/drunk chick and said he would like to take care of her, tip his fedora, let her crash at his place and make her a "bowl of eggs" in the morning.

The rest of the thread was people trying to figure out how a bowl of eggs would work.
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>>132762082
>eggs

Came here looking for this answer. You're a good lad.
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>>132758919

get a job
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>>132765688
Damn it anon, you made me want to play Fallout 2 again.
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>>132765783
scrambled? It would make her fart a lot.
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>>132758919
>I'll pay you 50 bucks to shave your head and another 50 for you to dress like a modest girl.
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>>132759580
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>>132758919
I'd do my best to help her, mainly because in any city in the UK, she'd be raped by some Muslim.
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>>132758919
Maybe you shouldn't be (((traveling))) if you don't have the money to do it.
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>>132758919
I'd give her a 20 to rub her bare soles on my dick. Punk girls always have really nice feet. Probably because they don't slather shit all over their nails
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>>132758919
>Live in Washington State
>"Homelessness" is an epidemic
>Used to have a piece of shit roommate who had a job and a home but would go out pan handling anyway so he could buy smokes
>Every other "homeless" person I see has a coat for every season and set schedules
She isn't homeless, she just doesn't want to pay for anything.
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>>132758919
Those are some nice boots for a homeless person.
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>>132759580
>a dictator that gives gay blowjobs to his Russian Master
you must be lost here
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>>132759580
imagine cumming on her bald patch, is there anything hotter? id have to delouse her first, obviously, and would then probably beat her a little bit, but those few seconds watching my cum drip down the side of her bald head mixing in with the tears and grime, god help me thats a winner.
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>>132758919
spit in their hobo cup
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>>132758919
>military style ruck
>wearing what looks like $400 waterproof Rocky's
Fuck off cunt
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>>132765783
>>132765363
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>>132765848
*sigh*
Fallout 1 and 2. The only good games in the franchise. Try the fallout 2 restoration by killap or at least his game fixes.
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>>132758919
That looks like a girl I used to know. It more than likely is. Poor Matilda. Makes me sad :(
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>>132758919
>not actively blowing up a government building

Are you even trying?
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>>132761613

It's a play on words.
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>>132759580
i'd finish her head shaving, she already started it, it's an invitation
then chains and steel dildoes
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>>132758919
I offer to buy her 10 dollars in food of her choosing from the nearest convenience store

if she refuses, I know she actually isnt in dire need
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>>132759709
Do you still rate it 0 after all the replies?

>>132758919
Would legit ask if I can accompany her
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>>132764422
Lol, you projecting, boy-o? Get your shit together, you sound deranged.
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>>132758919
A begger? In Ye Olde England London!? Well fucking bong my dongers you will fetch a pretty penny.

Oi Muhammad, I got another wife for ya cunt!
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>>132763374
To be fair, most women are whores, but there are some with some self respect. Not many.
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>>132760027
>I used to travel like that. saw 46 states over a couple of years. that girl's living a more interesting and exciting life than most of you will ever have.

fucking kill yourself then you fucking parasite bum,genuine homeless people need to beg and little weed smoking rastafarian fake punk anarchist shitholes are taking food from their mouths.

Will you be hungry tomorrow and will you have to rely on the charity of others to eat a meal or do some work for cash in hand, no you do it all for meme credibility in your scene and scream about privilege.

What do you know about being disprivileged?

Stuff like this is literally the most privileged thing you can do, rely on the charity of poor worrking class people having pity of the homeless is a great lifehack for travelling around the world and everything is unsafe in life anyway so why not!

here's why not:

1. you are depriving genuinely homeless and destitute people from people's charity.

2.you get to move around, the homeless people don't.

3. you get to go home to your parent's warm bed and these guy's are battling to stay safe,alive and clean.

4. you could actually get a job at a fortune 500 company if you wanted,these guys can't get a job at mcdonalds.
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>>132762807
teach us your secrets senpai
traveling broke is a dream
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>>132761991
In regards to that comic.
It's pretty stupid to equate thoughts in your head and people with different moods/mental disorder. The comic doesn't even make sense. Why is Joy scared? It's a feeling we feel and in that comic that feeling is now scared cause another feeling removed another feeling. Fucking feelings man.
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>>132766641
>that pic
>brave americans killing future terrorists and then killing 80.000 leafs that would defend those terrorists
How the fuck is that a bad thing?
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>>132766454
Fallout 1 feels kinda unfinished though. Like, the devs planned all the cool innovative features, started to gleefully implement them, but then some boss came and yelled at them "you fucks, we got a deadline in two weeks, finish whatever you can and just leave the rest as it is". Like the "tell me about" stuff, radiation and some quests.
Sorry, gonna stop offtopic now.
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>>132765973
I can imagine the headlines

>"Man offers to pay woman to dress modestly, is murdered"
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>>132758919
Pretend she's not even there
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>>132766450
Thank you.
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>>132766789
Oi u wot m8 we're avin her for the summer festival
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>>132767056
Laaaaddddddddddd.... I sure do love me a wickerman.
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>>132759885
i'm gonna get close to k200€ soon
a "homeless" life with that in the turd world would be comfortable enough
the issue is the loss of relationships
laving everything behind may be fine if you wont he lottery but otherwize it's a youth pursuit, not a maturity one
i'm still dreaming of traveling though

anyway op's cunt is just a cunt
anon is right she should ask for a job, not handouts
hell she shouldnt pan for it sitting on ass, but look for it
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>>132759102
This
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>>132762948
>you meet all kinds of people climbing into random cars.
Including police I'd imagine
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>>132764569
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>>132758919
How much did that haircut cost you? Because I'm pretty sure you didn't do it yourself unless you have some clippers handy you greedy fuck
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>>132758919
10$ and you give me a blowjob, no need to ask for change in day, capitalism werks
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>>132758919
I would tell her to use her female privilege and make six figures stripping.
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>>132765363
It's the brice of getting /fit/
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>>132758919
desu from looking at the pic i feel like taking her for a shower and a meal
my inner whiteknight is far from dead
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>>132766823
>pic of coalburner
>self-respect

pic one, you can't have both.
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>>132760027
tell more senpai, dont be a bitch
it's a very interesting alternative lifestyle but it has its rules and limitations which are little known, hence my request for testimony and tips
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>>132758919
Kept the image. I'll show it to my daughters if they ever mention a non stem course.
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>>132763585
post pics
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>>132767912
She is not a coalburner you stupid snek.
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Give her a 20 in exchange for her dirty socks and to be able to rub my cock on her bare soles until i cum
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>>132765421
I'll disown my kids if they go gay.
No love whatsoever. Like I never had them. Never ever have contact with them again.
I already explained it to them also so they know the consequences.
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>>132763408

You know, after reading your shit, I don't believe you.
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>>132758919
first i ask her what's the best crust band, and if she doesn't say amebix then she can fuck off
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>>132762390
Not shooting glorious ropes all over a woman's face as the ultimate form of domination. Okay
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>>132764560
>>Oh btw, this is a subculture mix of Punk and Homeless cultures.
>
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutter_punk


There is no homeless "culture" these are just a bunch of pisstaker crusties.

This is sorta what a homeless beggar "should" look like.

note the lack of punk clothes and anarchist patches.

as long as someone looks like this then i will usually give them money but some arsehole in a brand new punk band tshirt and piercings can fuck right off.
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>>132760967
I knew a girl who mostly matches your initial description, but never went to college. She dressed nicely in a modest dress, always had a glowing smile, and played the violin very well. However, the violin is the precise reason her life fell to ruins. She played violin in a cute all-white folksy acoustic band whose fans were Christian kids. However, due to a shortage of local bands, sometimes bands from different "scenes" would combine into the same show, so her band would sometimes play with crusty punk/grindcore shitstain humans. Due to her exposure to the crossover of attendees, she was eventually mindfucked by a heroin-addicted trainhopper who transformed her into one of the same.
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>>132758919
offer dick instead
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