Dear /pol/,
I come to you in my hour of need...
My wife is having our first child tomorrow, 8/7/17, she has started already with minor contractions on 7/7/17 (our time) so I doubt it'll be more than 24 hours away.
My quandary I come to you about is simply this: THE baby name for my boy.
My wife likes Edward. And while I don't hate it, there has to be other politically incorrect names out there that my baby boy is worthy of.
Inb4 hitler or stalin. Nty. No offense to hitler, just the racists would bully him at school so not worth it to start my son off on the wrong foot. I hope you can see my point of view there.
Yes i have betrayed my Arian decent to mix with s lovely Asian girl, so I understand if I must be shamed from this board and have mods ban me for such sacrilege.
Pic related. Yes, stretch marks have not been her friend.
Help me out /pol/?
EPIC MALE NAMES FOR MY BABY BOY. Thanks /pol/acks
Tyrone
>>132748858
Barrack
>>132748858
Otto, Fritz, Heinrich
>>132748858
Elliot
>>132748858
Elliot
He'll be a hit with the ladies
>>132748858
Muhummad obv
>>132748858
Crocodile?
also. congrads.
>>132748858
She's swole, dude
How about David? Strong name, biblical, and pretty masculine.
>>132748858
Sharkeisha
>>132748858
Third for Elliot, he'll be quite the gentleman
Donald
RAMZI the name of a pharoah that jews hate
>>132748858
Rees, Colin, or maybe just Jamal.
Strong male names are good.
Jonathan
Adrian
Julius
Agenor
Alexander
Henry
Leo
Samuel
Marcus
Marc
Choose one of the most popular names right now:
BOYS:
Noah
Liam
Mason
Jacob
William
Ethan
James
Alexander
Michael
Benjamin
Dickbutt
>>132748858
Muhammad
>>132749376
>Agenor
Its a human not an orc lmao
Flavivirus
>>132748858
Elliot Roger *Your Surname*
thank me later, op
>>132748858
i like Edward, or William
Agamemnon
4 syllable Biblical name that can be shortened to a 2 syllable nickname. All other names are worthless..
Chad for the win
adolf
oswald
joseph
heimlich
>>132749419
>>132749376
Dont pick these jewish names
>>132748858
Feelip Pepe
>>132748858
fuck you traitor
Sephiroth
Ching Chong
>>132748858
call him Tyrone
>>132748858
>mix with s lovely Asian girl
why the fuck
your children will look nothing like you, two bloodlines ruined
>>132748858
Alistair or Cameron
>>132748858
Larry
>>132749610
Jeremiah?
Ryuji
Iljya
Patterson
Anderosso
Samson.
Gehngis.
Gilgamesh.
>>132748858
War Machine
>>132749802
eff
>>132748858
Jesus Christ babies are parasitic
Yukio
Shinzo
Masamune
Genji
Nobunaga
>naming an Asian kid Edward
I like David and Elliott. It's funny you say Otto. I was thinking Ozzy as a middle name bc maybe mates would think he cool. I dunno lol. Keep em coming?
>>132748931
>>132749795
Jerry.
>>132748858
Harald - the name of a King.
Hegobald
Gorm
Thor
Oscar
Gunnar
Atle
Jarl
Ragnar
Ulf - means wolf.
Yngve
>>132748858
Something Roman.
Marcus, Anthony, Felix, Cato
>>132748858
Ching
Chong
Kim
Truong
Hung
Narong
Gary
These are all acceptable names for asian babies.
>>132749521
>not realising Agenor is Ancient Greek name.
>>132748858
Name him Danny.
>>132748858
ChingDongBingPong
>>132748858
ching chong
>>132748858
Name it as the father ,Tyrone
name it after one of the four archangels
Race mixers don't deserve to give their children a white name. Kys and take the spawn and his filthy mother with you. Asians aren't based and whoever thinks they are their mom is a whore.
>>132749869
You impregnated a wop?
topkek what a poof
>>132748858
>there has to be other politically incorrect names out there
Don't fuck up your kid's life by being a retarded edgelord.
>>132749606
>Agamemnon
I like it.... Keep it classical..... But take into account what he did.
>>132749822
>Gilgamesh.
Names of kings are always good...
>>132749896
>Harald - the name of a King.
Except Harald.
>>132748858
Edward is a good name, you uncivilized twerp.
Raise him to become a chauvinistic aristocrat.
>>132748858
Queermaster
zimmerman
Xiao Yaojing
Name the boy Pepe
>>132749928
he should name it Goku and hope one day he goes super saiyan and turns white
>>132748858
stretchmarkus gookus
>>132749643
>Joseph
>not a jewish name
Sure thing friend
>>132748858
Derek,
Robert,
Samuel,
Anything from the Bible really
>>132748858
Kakashi
Naruto
Sasuke
Gaara
If girl Ino.
If that abomination will have at least a pint of Mongol blood, then Genghis is the only appropriate name.
Charles Lawrence [Insert dad's surname but NOT mom and dad's surnames hyphenated here]
William Alistair [ ]
Andrew Scott [ ]
>>132748858
Johann
Hans-Hermann
Nibblet
>>132750136
Seconded.
>>132749909
Nevermind race mixer, just noticed that part about your boy being a hapa. 10th for Elliot
You better raise that abomination right, make sure he's athletic and push him in school. He's gonna need to work three times as hard.
>>132750136
no idiot Temüjin
>>132749869
Elliot Ozzy [lastname]
the amount of laughs your son would get out of that name would be incredible
also you realize that your wife will now forever be in the porn folders of hundreds of angry natsoc virgins, right?
>>132750138
Carolus Rex
Ling Ping, Sellhouse, EatsDog, Kash Register
>>132749869
>>132750001
thats an azn
>>132750136
If it is part Mongol then it should be named Elliot.
>>132749429
Aussies know.
Dobby
>>132750212
>Carolus Rex
Carolus Imperator
>>132750110
Or nordic mythology.
>>132750001
I know, I meant to say dink
>>132748858
Darvis.
>>132748858
Go swedish
Valdemar
Erik
Lars
Ingvar
Nils
Olof
Johan
Gunnar
Gustav
Magnus
Ulf
Henrik
Ingemar
Kjell
Ove
Ragnar
Kurt
Alf
Arvid
>Inb4 those letters
Åke
Göran
Håkan
Jörgen
Gösta
Björn
Torbjörn
>>132750324
>>132750207
Who actually likes black nip nipples? My Rottweiler has more aesthetically pleasing teats.
>>132750396
lel, to you >>132750294
First for Elliot.
Ching Chong Ping Pong
>>132748858
Titus is a good one, he was killing Jews before it was cool.
Agrippa is a good name.
Charles Martel (your last name) is good.
Roland has always been a personal favorite.
>>132748858
Dante
>>132750498
his name is Craig
>>132748858
Kys yellow fever boy>>132748858
>>132748858
Zigmond, so you can call them Ziggy
Elliot
do it fag
>>132749542
This
>>132750618
Craig Chong
>>132749218
Can't dodge the rodge
Albus
Severus
Hagrid
Draco
Lucius
Remus
Sirius
>>132748858
HanAssholeSolo is a good name to give a child
Jamarcus is a strong redpilled named
D'Brickshaw
Elliot Rodger (last name) is based
Hakeem was a redpal'd
Shitavious
Wakeeda
Shantel
Lashanique
>>132748858
Benjamin
>>132750585
>Charles Martel (your last name) is good.
Pelagius
Voting for Elliot
>>132748858
ElliotElliotElliotElliotElliotElliotElliotElliotElliot
>>132748858
Tojo
Donald
Jefferson Beauregard
Pepe
Feelipo
You should brobaboy go with some kind of whck filipino name like Tito Boyboy or something cause he is gonna have really brown nipples like his mum. He'll likely only fit in with the Pinoys.
>>132748858
Joachim
>>132748858
Naruto
>>132748858
Call him Vincent. A good Latin name that means Conquerer. Also I'm called vincent and I'm the real dad
>>132748858
Rudolfo
>>132748858
Aristotle
>>132749958
you mean DENNY ?
>>132748858
schlomo
Big flashy
Old reliable
Jebediah
Custer
Panzermeyer
Jamal
Crackpot joe
Chicken nugget scoon
Press scott
>>132748858
Poindexter
Osama
Anonymous
Euronymous
Schlomo
Gook
>>132748858
Trying not to be too biased, but here we go:
Adalbert
Alfred
Arnold
Ben
Bernd
Björn
Erik
Erwin
Friedrich
Georg
Hans
Ludwig
Michael
Nikolaus
Otto
Peter
Rudolph
Wilhelm
Gook
Ching
Chong
Jap
Zipperhead
Dink
Slope
Slant
>>132750838
Name him MAX
After me
OP George Carling has a video about boys names. Watch it!
https://youtu.be/14tBBSFF90c
>>132748858
Adrian
Cool, hisorical, ladies like it. Checkmate.
>>132750880
>tfw your name an abbreviation of an existing name
>tfw Jimmy
>tfw French
>>132748858
Varian
Garrosh
Durotan
Velen
Muradin
Illidan
Sargeras
Bolvar
Uther
Ramsay
>>132748858
White dad , Asian mum. Half breed son .
Name him " The supreme gentleman"
Btw , you aint fucking your wife again. she is ruined.
>>132748858
>Yes i have betrayed my Arian decent to mix with s lovely Asian girl
Name him Elliot
>>132749729
Asian/white mixed babies can look pretty Fkn white which is what I'm banking on. Hopefully my 6"7 master race and blue eyes will dominate too, but I'm not banking on the blue eyes.
>>132749999
cheked
Elliot Rodger it is
Now come back tommorow with the id paper proof
name ur kid garrosh bro pretty alpha hehe
Isaac
Frederich
René
Carl
Christopher
Christian
Bretty Güd
>>132748858
Oswald
You realize you will die on the day of the rope?
>Coming to /pol/ on what to name your mudblood child.
Guess how I know you're bogan trash?
>>132750078
Kek this please
>those stretch marks
enjoy your ruined wife
>>132748858
Donald.
There is no other choice.
>>132751305
>>132748858
Oswald
Brigham
Bane
>>132748858
Either your or your wife's granps if it's cool enough.
Otherwise just pick a decent historical figure from your country and use that one.
And no weird SPECIAL names unless you want your kid to hate life-
>>132750123
This
Franz Christian Anders <surname>
>>132750439
Her nips only went dark after she got pregnant. They were a slight pale brown prior. Sux how pregnancy fucks up their bodies... :/
>>132748858
Marcus, or your local variation of the name. and just as an added bonus ou can buy read him the meditations before sleep in a couple of years
>>132749999
This
If it's a boy: Donald or Adolf
If it's a girl: Ana Lee or Maria
>>132751135
you are an amazingly huge fag
>>132751558
Fuck that, give em to me. I'll suck em.
You ever wanna get fucked again, don't ever show even the slightest displeasure at the changes her body will go through.
>>132748858
Asian hybrid? Throw some plastic spoons down a well and then your faggot son.
Lupus , lucifer, Yellow, Cancer
>>132751558
more tit pics
>>132751565
Good mate called Marcus so that's crossed off the list sorry.
>>132749999
Holy shit checked
>>132750282
>Kash Register
Fucking niggers and thier names
>>132748858
Shecklemecklegoldbergsteinski
>>132751201
>Asian/white mixed babies can look pretty Fkn white which is what I'm banking on. Hopefully my 6"7 master race and blue eyes will dominate too, but I'm not banking on the blue eyes.
And this kind of mixing can protect your children from some genetic problem, as the european-asian mixing usually heavily reduces consanguinity.
>>132751749
What that even means?
>>132749869
You must have more.
Dump them on >>/gif/ or >>/b/ and link thread here.
>>132751558
honestly assuming you're not larping, you shouldn't post her pic.
Fukouka
Kusayashi
Hiroshima
Nagasaki
Wasabi
Fukushima
Banzai
>>132749999
yeah sorry op your bloodline is kinda ruined
Horus
>>132752066
This
>>132751305
Stretch marks caused by your baby are ok. Nobody wants to see someone else's stretch marks. Stretch marks from broads getting too fat to fast without pregnancy are the worst.
>>132748858
Edward is a great name, go with it. I'll name my first son Edward so he can be Edward the 3rd.
t. Edward
>>132748858
OP, listen here. My name is litteraly means "Lion" on my language and that's the best thing my parents ever presented for me. Your son need strong, unusual, yet easy to pronounce and not weird name. It must sound masculin. Just a mention of him must make people fearful. Here are my suggestions:
Wolf - type it in google translate, set language to German. That's the way to pronounce it correctly. The best name out there, the name of my future son.
Steinar - means "stone" on old Norse. }
Valdemar. The name itself sounds cool enough to get respect from boys, wet panties from girls
Radburn.
Tyr
The name defines person.
>>132750078
Kek'd
>>132751789
Only got a recent bj pic sorry. She's getting better at it.
Jordan Peterson
Reinhard
Paul
Kesler
Oscar
>>132752066
The nigger not only race mixed but is asking /pol/ for names for his son. He's bogan trash and deserves a bullet, his wife deserves a spear ran through her stomach so her and her mudblood spawn can both die.
Donald John.
>>132748858
Andrew Blaze
>>132749122
I was always partial to Oskar
>>132749173
>sayanim
Fuck off, Shylock.
>>132752337
Certainly has the popular vote lol
>image.jpg
fake news.
Learn to check filenames newfags.
>>132749869
Burgerpost, Elliott, half-azn, ohh I get it.
>>132748931
fpbp
>>132752313
So edgy my 12 year old edge lord.
>>132751956
t. chink
Archibald
Lothair
Charles
Allister/Alistair
>>132748858
Name him Charles, after Charles Martel, who stopped the Muslim invasion at the Battle of Tours, and therefore saved European culture.
Martel would also make a kick-ass middle name, since it literally means "Hammer," and was the title Charles was given after his victory.
Donald John
>>132748858
Courage Wolf.
>>132750777
Trips get. Do it OP. Your child's name has to be Elliot.
>>132752676
kill yourself, worthless race-mixing faggot.
Ozymandias, Hermann, Erwin, Tywin, James
christopher
>>132748858
Bruce, Jin, Han, Jackie, Yuan
>>132752736
this
also come home white man, we'll need your son
>>132752742
Dubya
>>132752770
>Worthless
Don't know OP, but if you don't have a minimum bachelors degree you're more worthless than he is, friend :)
This thread has shown the level of immature faggotry on this board.
>>132748858
Max for Mad Max
you are an aussie so
>>132748858
Hiroyuki
>people recommend white names to hapas
Truly retarded. He'll hate himself and never be white.
>>132748858
Brock, Brody, Donald
>>132752597
Fuk off retard. All taken with my iPhone 6. I'm not renaming all my photos, Fuk that.
know-it-all of pretty much nothing.
>>132752930
having horrid ugly mong chink children takes him down a few notches.
>>132751558
Only if they do not keep themselves in shape, anon. Your gf is lazy and probably so are you.
Sam Hyde
>>132753079
Name him like an Asian car manufacturer brands cars, Brandon Grand Touring Turbo
>>132748858
This might help you out OP
>>132753081
Call him Duncan, John, Jack, or Joe. At least give him a good name since you already made him a mongrel.
Clint South-Eastwood
>>132748858
Donald.
Joseph
Dongus
Le-a
>>132753081
Or Aidan.
>>132748858
HanAssholeSolo
>>132748858
long jhon
Amon
Paul
Max
>>132748858
Post nudes
>>132748858
akira
>>132748858
Ahmed.
Nero
Kek shall be his name
>>132748858
Allah
>>132753081
why not just leave her, I usually dont encourage that type of behavior but seeing as you are having a subhuman child with her it seems best. Leave her or send her to whatever asian shithole she came from.
>>132748858
Name it Boaty McBoatface.
>>132753534
I do like this one but again taken by a good friend so it's off the books.
>>132748858
Koala
chicken soup
>>132748858
Arthur.
CIA
>>132753393
Kek
>>132748858
name your baby Lord Edard Snark lord of the banter
>>132752245
Does she swallow? Facial? More sex pics please
>>132748858
Muhammad .best to get in early.
>>132753404
>Call him Duncan
Macbeth is better
>>132748858
Ragnar. Or Sepp
Thaddeus
Leon
Gerald
Donald
Earl
>>132752676
There's nothing edgy about it. You wasted your genes on a shitskin and now your non-white wife is now about to shit out a HAPA who will probably end up killing you while you sleep. Thanks for bringing another mudblood into this world. Also good job on choosing Elliot, really setting yourself up for a standard HAPA male.
>>132748858
Dolf.
>>132752225
>Valdemar
Sounds funny in Polish. Basically a meme name at this point.
>>132748858
Richard is a nice, european name found in many non degenerate languages.
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