You have 10 seconds to come up with one valid reason for disliking Dick Cheney
>tfw you literally can't
Get over it, he was a net gain for the U.S.
I hate that he's a dick.
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He's not dead yet
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He literally started wars to bankroll his own company. Halliburton was selling coke for 500 dollars a pack or something insane to troops.
I'd say he was the Last Grownup in the White House since George H Bush, but now it's Mike Pence.
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His aim with a gun is fucking terrible.
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His daughter is gay, making him a failure as a father and a man.
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OY vey great ol' dick.
drilling for oil in golan with lord rothschild and ruport "i'm not a kike" murdoch.
https://genieoilgas.com/about-us/strategic-advisory-board/
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other than doing 9/11?
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Started a useless war that astronomically increased our deficit and killed thousands of Americans so that the MIC/Israel could profit.
One of the reasons I voted for Trump was because I thought that Hillary would be more like Cheney (ie. a neocon) that Trump would. My belief. in this has been shaken but not yet destroyed.
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>be me, 5 or 6 years old
>at school playground, someone carved the word "dick" on the slide
>Ask friend what dick means
>"It's a bad word"
>"Oh"
>Later that evening, my parents are watching evening CNN and they're spewing some shit about Cheney as VP
>They were fake news even back then
>I blurt out, "Vice President Dick Cheney's a dick"
>Parents look at me
>mfw
He snaked his way out of Vietnam
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His daughter is a dyke.
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He shot Ken Cosgrove
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Oh you know, THE IRAQ WAR and ISIS.
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>Dick Cheney
>Has goal of a "New American Century", a blueprint to repeat the success of the brilliant, egalitarian American statesmen of the fifties
>Unlike his predecessors, has no war service record or significant business, intellectual or political accomplishments
>Handed a Pax America with no deficit, no wars and uncontested global military and economic dominance
>Throws it all down the shitter for a series of wars resulting from bureaucratic ineptitude.
>Sells a bunch of construction equipment to failed state.
>US is unable to recover previous economic or military prominence