Please tell me the nazi shit is satire. None of you are

ZUCKERBERG2020 - "He's Our Collective FACE!"

Why to vote for Zuckerberg 2020:

>a brilliant programmer and entrepeneur who developed the single most influential website of the modern era in a dorm room
>a genuinely funny, charismatic, and altruistic man who has the best interests of both America and her allies at heart
>experienced in negotiations with very hostile parties, always securing his position in the end
>compassionate yet rational and science-backed policies

>>132708804
of course it's just bantz. you should be worried about the dirty commies because they're serious

>>132708804
not all of it

>>132708804
Umm sweetie, everything posted on /pol/ is satire.
Lurk more before you start making threads, summer child.

>>132709175
Who could be dumb enough to fall for it? Then need to leave asap before they ruin trump

as someone who asked this question b4, its mostly for fun but their are legitimate people who identify with the nazi political party and respect its part in history. you just put a hit on your head for the post, and will likely get normalfag get out shit

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>>132708804
OK... the nazi shit is satire..

>>132708804
Of course it's satire. Don't worry about a thing, buddy! :^)

>>132708804
I want you to fuck me till im dead

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>>132708804
yes goy, now go to sleep. i sure am sleepy. wouldn't you like to sleep?

it's as satirical as my repeatin digits.

>>132708804
Redditfag gtfo

this thread has me tireds. make sleeps now, is resty time. put head on pillow and make most comfy. its been a long night and im sleepie. lets get some shuteye and do more sleeps tomorrow

>>132708804
/pol/
>You guys don't really support Hitler, right?
/v/
>You guys don't really hate video games, right?
/mlp/
>You guys don't really want to fuck horses, right?

Every fucking time. If you can't take it, just leave.

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>>132709631
Fuck off, people who post on t_D have a better understanding of the world at this point. At this point, the only true posters on /pol/ are probably Trumpers because at least they believe in something that isn't evil

>>132708863
>>a brilliant programmer and entrepeneur who developed the single most influential website of the modern era in a dorm room
OK, that's probably fair
>>a genuinely funny, charismatic, and altruistic man who has the best interests of both America and her allies at heart
lol, he has nobody's best interests at heart other than himself. The 'Like' economy is the worst thing to ever happen to America and it is 100% jewish subversion
>>experienced in negotiations with very hostile parties, always securing his position in the end
his lawyers have experience negotiating with effete faglords and leeches and he's caved entirely to censorship states
>>compassionate yet rational and science-backed policies
as him about race and see if his rational/science base holds up

>>132708804
The Nationalism + Socialism crowd (not necessarily 'official' NatSoc) is completely serious. What you define as """nazis""" is ill-defined. Those adopting legitimate Nazi iconography are either joking or serious or both, but largely it's just to make gommies mad as fuck.

bring back visible sage

>>132709980
Low effort, lefty shill.
2/10 try not to be so obvious next time.

>>132708804
of course not I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.
I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.
Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.
Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war.

>>132710169
Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.
You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.
One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea. But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.
What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye.
Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do.

>>132710227
You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too.
Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out.

slide moar

>>132710275
You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.
You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years.

I love you, Jeff Mangum
Jeff Mangum, I love you, yes I do.

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>>132708804
Heil Hitler.

>>132710358
You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.
Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-
Cums in Diary
Fin

>>132708863
satire obviously

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SEIG HEIL

>>132708804
The ethno-nationalism is very real.

The "goy jew oh vey!" is serious with some posters and a joke for others.

>>132710469
They're obviously not nazis. They're hardly white. I'm talking about the ones who post in /nsg/

>>132708863
he's a thief, he hates nationalism, his name rhymes with "cuck" and he hates individual americans and sees us as ants.

I think about 70% is just jokes
20% want to make a point about free speech
10% are retards who mean it and think they are in good company.

Honestly antisemitism in general has diminished with Trump. He even made /pol/ better.

>>132708804
Yes that is why I hang the flag in my personal space in private. All for a laugh. I look at it daily and just giggle

>>132708804

Yes, purely satire.

>>132708804
Yes truely redpilled /pol/lock know that nazi shit is sattire. Sure you have hanfuls of turbo nerds who genuinely believe this, in the real world all that is expected and respected is morality empathy courtesy and respect. We are all on race, bipedal mammilian hominids who have been purposely retarded by ((them)).

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Kikes unironically need to be gassed.

"/pol/ is statire" is satire.

These minorities faggots actually bought into the meme.

/pol/ has always been and will always be a NatSoc board.

Get the fuck out.

>>132708804
PRAISE KEK

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>>132710580
Milk is a symbol of Nazism you dumb commie.

>>132710853
Whats the name of the quadroon? If im not mistaken, there are leaked pics of her tits?

>>132710787
>NatSoc
>implying this is a term with meaning

>>132710580
the majority of this board used to be /nsg/ before the reddit invasion

>>132711075
Well at least it improved. Trump is a better face for /pol/ instead of evil hitler.

>>132711156
you think I'm going to give a serious response to such terrible bait? why make a thread at all if you can't even put effort into it?

>>132711156
Trump is a retard, at least Hitler was an intellectual

> t. ethno-nationalist who's not a national socialist

>>132711363
Hitler was a racist who killed 6 million jews. He was a barbarian, not an intellectual

>>132710397
i like the dude's jacket on the far right.

also venti and her bf and the dude next to him do not look like what i imagine people from /pol/ to look like

Jew-created threat to bait trash-nazi memes

>>132710787
this

>>132708804
And what if it is? Do you know what satire means?

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I reserve the right to be a Nazi.

>>132708804
The nazis have always been a small part of /pol/ most of it is just edgy bullshit from lost /b/tards. Since this is a free speech (lol) politically incorrect board they have the right to say what they want and I have the right to ignore them. It's really that simple.

>>132708804
>1933 + 84
>not being a nazi

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>>132712121
>rage comic faces

>>132710397
Why do they all dress like theyre trying to hide and blend in with the scenery. Fucking weak cucks

>>132712121

How did ACE Hardware make the cut?

>>132713510

Oh right, probably made by a 13 year old... my bad.

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>>132711528
gtfo faggot your bait is so obvious it hurts

>>132709980
go back to >>>/r/t_d

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This crazy bitch just declared Jihad on the USA.

>>132708804
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>Anonymous (ID: 59351h7K) 07/06/17(Thu)22:19:33 No.1
Im irl naxi

>>132709980
>evil
cringe

>>132710523
kek, actually have this guy added on jewbook

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And she is a Bernie Bro to boot, seems to be a violent streak among them.

>>132714517
So i should expect that the press will ask Bernie to disavow her for the next 10 weeks.