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CNN goes down.. Last week, more Americans tuned in to watch

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CNN goes down..

Last week, more Americans tuned in to watch re-runs of “Yogi Bear,” “Full House,” and “Friends” on Nick At Nite than to watch Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon’s shows on CNN.

According to cable ratings from the week of June 26-July 2, CNN’s viewership of its primetime shows was ranked significantly lower than its competitors like Fox News and MSNBC, which place first and second respectively. Clocking in at No. 10 on the list, CNN fell behind HGTV, Nick At Nite, History Channel, and ESPN — the sports network that’s been hemorrhaging viewers for months.
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http://thefederalist.com/2017/07/06/ratings-collapse-cnn-now-losing-nick-nite-prime-time-ratings-war/
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How sad and retarded do you have to be to lose to Nick@Nite reruns?
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>CNN is finally going to die a painful death all because the president of the united states posted a shitty reddit meme

what a life
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>>132692851
Bestest timeline
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More people watch Mr. Pickles than CNN.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7pGwBSmzrc
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>>132693787
Does he actually puke blood or is that some kind of prank juice or something?
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>>132694034
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>>132694034

Do you not know who Filthy frank is?
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>>132692344
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>>132694171
I try not to.
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>>132693094
I wanted to say that...
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>>132694034

Knowing Filthy Franku, I wouldn't be surprised if it was actual blood.
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We gotta get AT&T to withdraw from their merger with Time Warner as well and take all of (((them))) down
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>>132692344
>Last week, more Americans tuned in to watch re-runs of “Yogi Bear,” “Full House,” and “Friends” on Nick At Nite than to watch Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon’s shows on CNN.
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>>132694288
Say it anyway
Don be afraid
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>>132693787
godammit thats fucking awful. I know its a parody but jesus christ people actually like shit that is similar to it
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>>132692851
>a reality tv star steak salesman becomes president and tweets a WWE meme bringing down a multi-billion dollar news station
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>>132692851
>>132694759

TRUMP TIMELINE BEST TIMELINE!
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watching CNN fall is fun.
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>>132695280
It's pretty comfy famalam
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When can we do a planned attack on twitter bugging the shit outta ATT asking questions abt CNN for them (possibly) buying CNN & msnbc, chuck todd, maddow & those msnbc shitheads?????
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>>132692344
Feels good to break a media cartel. I can guarantee you major media felt the power of Scoobykek. We are growing strong...
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>>132692344
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>>132692344
Do some research next time, moron.
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>>132693175
mr pickles was a great show m8
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>>132692344
Hurrr durrr cnn is failing
They are making more money than ever
The fuck are you shut ins talking about
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>>132692643
People are nostalgic for the times of Full House.
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>>132696422
>was
It got cancelled?
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>>132696736
I'm assuming those are the people who don't have Jewflix accounts and don't realize that Fuller House exists.
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>>132692851
>>132693094
>>132694535
>>132694929
>>132695280
>>132695782
>>132695978
>>132696237
>>132696415
How much of an idiot do you have to be to blindly believe this?

CNN has more viewers than ever.
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>>132697202

Source?
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>>132697202
CNN touts their increase in absolute viewership, while their detractors point out how they're losing ground to competitors. Would imply that the whole cable news industry is in an upswing but I'd expect it to be getting immense pressure from Internet video by now. I certainly don't watch and haven't in years. What gives?
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>>132694623
I need Acosta and Cuomo, then all my bitches are together.
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>>132696416

"Pants on fire" rating trumps a company that reports cable views to companies that want to know what their advertising dollars are worth.

You're alone in your belief.
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>>132697202
the should be way way higher than that. if you look back at previous elections and adjust for the growing population then cnn's ratings are in the tank. the fact they can barely break a million with somebody like trump in office is pathetic. you're using the stupid liberal trick of zooming in on a chart or graph until it looks like something you want to see, but it's dishonest and useless information if only a small frame is available. that's like a sample size of 5 being called a legitimate study.
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>>132692344
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>>132698257
>CNN touts their increase in absolute viewership

Someone left their cable-box on when they went on vacation.
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>>132697202

>ratings lower than Nick-At-Nite

fake news
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>>132698327
Nice kekistan flag faggot.

This is data from the Nielson company, as you'd expect. Its not publicly available unless you're planning to pay for it, but a quick search for the Nielson report on CNN will yield several articles from other sources who got the same data.

>>132698327
You're an idiot. CNN has always had lower viewership than those other channels. Their viewership is growing however.

>>132698387
You're gonna need to provide a source for that one.

>>132698802
Their viewership is steadily increasing.
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>>132692643
does this count all the airport tvs cnn is shown on?
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>>132692344

ESPN ratings are down because they were injecting SJW bullshit into sports coverage. The radio sports guys were like a pack of wolves, really tore ESPN a new asshole and got a lot of people to stop watching.
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>>132699064
Your either a legit dipshit, or the most irretrievably stupid person ever. The only people who watch and actually believe CNN are hard core idiots.
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>>132697202
wow some random chart without a source. very convincing.

fake news
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>>132695988

I miss playing ookie cookie with my pig
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>>132692344
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>>132699431
All I'm saying is their viewership is increasing, I make no claims on whether they're good or not.

Sorry, but le god emperor is not going to destroy CNN with a tweet.
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>>132699608
Top fucking kek
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>>132692643

Nick@Nite is great

I watch Roseanne and reminisce when the left cared about the working class instead of billionaire trannies.
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>>132699690


It took me a while to figure it out.

They are gaining viewers overseas, not in America. France and Germany. A fucking nothingburger.
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>>132694759
Jimmy?
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>Article uses the word "nosedive"
>Doesn't provide any data about the network ratings' change over time
Fake news
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>>132699923

We need to keep this up because basically we can co-opt and refurbish every funny gif ever posted to the internet, giving them new life, new context, and new laughs. Do it for the gifs that don't get posted anymore, bring them back to life for Trump, like Lazarus for Jesus. Trump is Jesus for memes.

There is no way CNN can compete with that. They will be seen by the culture as lame and even nigger twitter will laugh at this shit and think Trump is funny and ayite.
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>>132692344
that sucks
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These faggots have started something they are deeply going to regret
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>>132699690
>destroy CNN with a tweet

they are gonna do it to themselves ... in da butt

pic related - cnn polls reveal #fakenesnetwork is doin better than eva!
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>>132699939
I read somewhere that Roseanne is returning with original cast (i think?) or some of the originals and their kids
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>>132699064
>You're gonna need to provide a source for that one.
for what, the fact the population is growing? or do you mean the fact the sample is ridiculously small? because you already provided the source for that, dumbo.
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>>132695988
>you will never be this comfy
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>>132697202
>the source is politifact

kys
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>>132700897
The fact that for our population growth it should be bigger following an election year. You've made a very qualitative claim in a quantitative argument.
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>>132701058
What specific numbers do they cite that are wrong?

All of this information is publicly available
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>>132700572
KKKKEEEEEKKKKK!!!! These fucks are going to ride that russian story till they die! Fucking hilarious. I would love to just talk to one of these delusional idiots in real life
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>>132692344
the big media is falling

cnn will be the first

fox News will be the second
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>>132700572
>expose their inner workings with the Trump administration
>Message me if interested.

hasn't figured out we do it for free
holy shit, rick roll the fuck outta these fucks?

anons could literally troll these mental midgets with impunity
we need to load up with fake threads and posts about colluding with Trumps' people AND the Russians.
Imagine the lulz that could be realized.
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>>132701203

Now run it against their competitors to dispove the current arguement you are making that CNN is not actually hemorrhaging viewership and losing ground.
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>>132701227
8ch has all these faggots info up right now
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>>132701234
For now it is FNN and their advertiser
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>>132701383
>hemorrhaging viewership
>Number of viewers actually going up
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>>132692344
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MADDOWS RATINGS EXPLODE
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>>132692344
To be fair, Full House or Friends probably offer better news than CNN.
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Best timeline of all timelines.
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>>132692344
I wonder why that is.
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>>132701383
Are you just pretending to be retarded?
If they're increasing in viewers they're not hemorrhaging viewership. Those two things are literally opposite of each other.
You win the reward for dumbest post I'll see all month.
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>>132701383
>hemorrhaging viewers
>viewership at record levels

Pick one and only one.
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>>132701119
can't you use google? compare pic related and tell me their ratings are still good.
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>>132701203
>All of this information is publicly available
>All of this information is publicly available
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>>132701771
You need to show the same happening for other networks besides fox if you want to say that thsi should be happening for CNN too.
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So, just saying. Why can't we have "safe spaces" for SJW's? Just have some in the middle of a desert and keep them there? Hell, put it where nukes were tested.
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>>132697202
Found Baghdad Bob.
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Collapsed News Network?
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Look, I support all this, but shouldn't our metric for success be Time Warner's stock price?
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>>132699608
This could have been made better.
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>>132701488
>>132701488
>>132701755

>Absolute viewers
Means actually nothing, %share of the absolute viewers means everything because that determines their level of market reach. They might have more viewers now than they did through the Obama years which was a whole lot of nothing for News Networks, but they are currently losing at prime time to fucking show reruns from forever ago.
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>>132702590
That's not the same as losing viewers retard.
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>>132697202


CNN: We're Crushing it

Source: Ask your Mom
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>>132702753
When someone who usually watches CNN at night instead chooses to watch Nick-at-Nite reruns, I would generally count that as losing viewers.
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>>132699608

Oh fuckk
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>>132692344
test
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>>132701390
As much as I hate them at times, they at least are uncucked enough to get shit done without dealing with faggot mods all the time.
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>>132692643
They are airing the first few seasons of SpomgeBob before it became shit.
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>>132702868
I'm sure someone, somewhere has decided that about every channel.

Empirically speaking they are gaining more primetime viewers than they are losing.
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>>132702868
But they have more viewers so that's not happening. You're vying for most retarded post of the month aren't you?
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>>132702868
They're gaining viewers you fuckhead. Do you not know how numbers work?
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>>132702249

Yeah someone did it real quick for me in a request thread. Feel free to improve it! just post it so I can save it. Here is the original
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>>132694929
Don't forget Trump is in the WWE hall of fame.
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>>132703115
>>132703126
>>132703130
Holy shit, /pol was right, CNN is on here
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>>132703115
>a nothing burger

4chan has the equivalent of 50 TIMES the views of CNN.

Your opinion = shit
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>>132703114
AS should do that for Family Guy from now on.
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>>132696422
No
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>>132692344

Umm, is anybody starting to get sick of winning all the time?
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>>132703322
Irrelevant, OP is claiming that they're losing viewers. That's not true, it's quite the opposite.

>>132703320
>states a fact
"holy shit, the shills are real!!!"
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>>132700572
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>>132703322
>>132703320
The dumbing down of /pol/ is hastening. Soon the shitposts of pre-election /pol/ will become above average in reddit /pol/.
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>>132703495
The hostility is strange though. A /pol user would not be so enthusiastic or be so condescending when trying to defend CNN. You're clearly not from here.
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>>132692344
this is general is just for you
>>132702886
get in here
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>>132692344

Goodbye, CNN.
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>>132703115
>Losing market share
>b-but we have more viewers than ever
Market share loss = Less jewbux = Ded network
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>>132703607
Been here since /new/

I just want people here to stop losing their shit over things that are obviously untrue. It's like this place is full of 12 year olds.
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>>132692344
Into the trash CNN goes.
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>>132703741
Not the argument. OP is saying that their ratings have "nosedived." That's not true.
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>>132699248
Pretty sure i've seen it playing on gas station pumps that have TVs built in as well.
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Fuck it, CNN is out in this house. Why waste my time watching fake news

Seeking information myself from various other sources to comd to conclusions. Also, give the story a few days and that helps to validate.
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>>132701203
The thread is about this week's ratings, where they did drop significantly.

http://www.adweek.com/tvnewser/fox-news-msnbc-finish-no-1-and-no-2-on-all-of-cable-last-week/334144
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>>132692344
>>132692344
"Yogi Bear" is a much more trustworthy news source anyway
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>>132703404
>>132703463

We're CNN and we're gonna win this race straight to the bottom of the charts! GO TEAM CNN!
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>>132703495
Okay:
CNN is haemorrhaging it's viewer share.
Are you happy now? Did you get your 5 cents?
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>>132703825
So they have just always been shit?
Really activates my inner jew
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>>132701227
The Russian hackerz meme is a case of the leftist media club constantly inhaling each-others' farts, and living in a bubble separate from average Americans. They got to the point where they started believing their own lies.
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>>132701203
>Huge upswing of viewers during election
Whats the surprise?
Post the numbers for previous election years.
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JUST
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>>132703941
Who the hell cares about weekly viewership?
About a month ago MSNBC beat out Fox News for the #1 spot but we didn't have retarded threads about it.
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>>132692643
You're dumber than your average bear.
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FUCK
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MY
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SHIT
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>Friends reruns in 2017 outperformed CNN

This timeline I swear
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UP
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>>132704285
>The accusation is that CNN viewer numbers have been dropping since the whole Fake News controversy and Trump's tweet.
>Hurr durr they had a lot of viewers before all of that happened.
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>>132704354
>>132704379
>>132704397
How about I just fuck your shit hole instead, Andy?
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>>132701488
>people tunning in to watch CNN burn
the brand is damaged forever
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>>132704480
That's not nice
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>>132702002
dude, you say prove it so i prove it. then you say prove it more. your beloved propaganda machine is grinding to a halt, accept it and move on already.
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>>132697202

I'm surprised they can function with a million viewers.

The Guardian has 1.5 million readers and is considered a niche outlet on the edge of closing down.
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>>132703320

All the MSM has at least one person sitting on /pol/ all day. Multiple people most likely, though, on their own accord because its a source of easy story ideas. These are lazy people who half the time republish stories written by Public Relations firms.
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>>132692344
Last week was also the first week the rest of the school age children finally started vacation.

It's nothing.
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How's #FireColbert going? LOL, Trump's propaganda machine's imaginary enemy of the week to keep Trumpcuckistan busy and distracted to not realize he'd fucking them all in the ass...CNN. Last week Kathy Griffin...next week....Pizzagate redux, Seth Rich ghost spotted

To quote Trump, don't you guys have anything better to do with your lives? You're so easily manipulated dim witted cucks. Posobiec how much do you get paid to false flag a bunch of trailer trash jr high kids into making death threats to cable tv news? Is it a pay per death threat or just flat trillion rubles per job?
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>>132696914
fuller house is dogshit though
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>>132701203
>(((must trusted name in news)))
>get less daily 25-54 views than people making youtube videos in their basement

that's got to hurt
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>>132704676
You haven't proven it. You've shown that Fox got an increase in viewers. That could just be a fox thing.

If you were to show me similar numbers for NBC, I'd definitely believe you.

>>132704714
Primetime is only for an hour or so. They have other people watching the rest of the day.
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>>132700572

Oh let's troll this faggot he will believe any cloak and dagger shit we make up
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>>132704634
your mother isn't nice.
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>>132704747

>CNN
Did it themselves. Blackmailed some random guy. Story is very plain to read; openly threatened to doxx a citizen if he didnt censor himself in accordance with CNN's wishes.

>Kathy Griffin
Staged a mock assassination of the POTUS. Should probably be in prison, lucky to only be out of the spotlight with her millions of dollars.

What did Trump have to do with either of these? The idiots bring fury down on themselves and then point to the administration when the public responds.

Stop holding Trump accountable for the views of patriotic, normal Americans who are disgusted and fed up with your marxism.
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>>132700578

Wasn't there a Pew report recently that showed trust in media went below trust in congress? I think Sargon of A Cuck mentioned it.
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Real talk: if you worked at CNN how could you possibly justify not blowing what little brains you have through the back of your skull out of shame?
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>>132700718

Check her twitter, its fucking hilarious. She mocks all the histrionics about Trump from the left and hollywood. Hopefully she uses the comeback to reassert economic populism and the working class that has just been reviled by the left.
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>>132704473
Yes and you can make that claim in a month when it actually shows a trend.
The only long standing data shows a steady yearly increase for CNN.
The new controversy hasn't even been going on for a week yet and you guys claim that last weeks viewer ratings show that?
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>>132692344
So just a question how exactly do they know which shows and channels people are watching? Is there a device that tracks all that info?
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>>132704747
t. CNN
I have plenty of reasons to loathe CNN. To me, this is just an opportunity to finish them off. It hardly has anything to do with Trump
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>>132701203

Now look at the numbers before/after the Iraq Invasion and you'll see why they lied to the American public for shekels.
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>>132704297
Underrated
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>>132692344
Yogi Bear is pretty good.
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>>132705354

Its all rigged and bullshit
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>>132704744
Nice try Kike fake news network
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>>132697202
Got any more that go back to say.. 2000?
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Tactical Tips For Targeted Memetics To Defund The Corporate News Network.

No death threats. It's wrong, its gives them victimhood currency, it's illegal and risky, it's unimaginative and ultimately, it is the mark of most lizard brained of trolls. I dont even call them trolls, gremelins is a far more suitable moniker for them.

We need to target their wallets. We do that through advertisers. Advertisers are speculators, speculating that associating their brands with specific media outlets will increase their bottom line. Thusly, a targeted online campaign of raids and memetics meant to generate outrage at them from every angle will quickly convince their profit-minded and principally-spineless shareholders to turn and flee as quick as you can say 401-K.

"Brand Warfare"

We need memes putting the brands of every CNN advertiser on the consequences and end results of everything CNN endorses or has endorsed. Wherever CNN supports war, put a clip/still of that with a clip/still of that area bombed out, or some person blown up, or some other consequence, and then overlay all the advertisers brands as a big "Brought To You By".

Dig Into each of these advertisers and start exposing their dirty little secrets. Example, iPhone, brought to you by a guy who works in a building surrounded by suicide prevention nets. Nike, Brought to you by child laborers.

Pepe needs to put on his shill hat, and start giving each of these of these advertisers the touch of death to the left wing normies who genuinely associate Pepe with everything Nazi and Not Nice. These should be genuine endorsements that even point out a positive feature or two, even if in an underhanded fashion. "Verizon, better reception for you, better data-collection to prevent another 9/11." Be ambiguous when being underhanded. If they can tell you're not serious, you're not doing it right.
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>>132704747
>do you have anything better to do with your lives

Considering you leftards are the ones who spend every waking hour on Twitter tweeting the same copy pasted shit at the president you shouldn't be talking
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How'd Nick get Yogi? I thought it was owned by Turner.
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Here is the cable ranking on the week of June 26, 2017

https://www.scribd.com/document/353068638/Cable-Ranker-Week-of-6-26-17
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>>132705354
They still use Nielsen boxes, a hold over from the 1950s.

Essentially they monitor people who have Nelson boxes that keep a record of what they're watching and then extrapolate it to the general population.
We have the actual viewer counts from TV service providers, though they aren't released, but they stick to Nielson boxes for reasons nobody knows.
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>>132705487
If it's rigged how can CNN be losing?
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Almost every single gym here in San Francisco have CNN running. Many bars have it on. Diners too. Just can't escape the garbage here, even if you want to.
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>>132692344
Day gets better and better
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#FakeNews #Propaganda #CorleoneNewsNetwork #CorporateNewsNetwork #ClintonNewNetwork #CNNMemeWar #MemeWar2 #ChargeCNN #FireFakeNews #DoxxMeAndSeeWTFHappens #DefundCNN #DefundFakeNews #ReleaseTheKekkan #CronyNewsNetwork #CrapNewsNetwork #OperationAutismStorm

"With friends like these - The Anti-Advertisers"

Create "normie-type" adverts, but direct them towards the exact opposite demographic intended for. Pro family values ads in LGBT freindly areas. Pro-cop ads in black neighborhoods. Pro-border security ads in Commiefornia. We need only trigger the easily triggered in the name of these advertisers watch the hilarity ensue. These ads need to be indistguishable from their normal ads in terms of styles and fonts and so forth. We need only trick the stupid into raging against our tyrants. After all, why should the left be the only ones to make good use of useful idiots Lets use a little social judo to play the culture of manufactured outrage against those purveying it.

Do unto other assholes as you would have other HanAssholeSolo's do unto you.
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>>132705802
They'll die with the whole world not watching. Like tears in the rain.
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>>132705782
Interesting. It's another reason I'm happy I don't have TV anymore if they have all my viewing info regardless. At least I can attempt to mask myself on the Internet
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>>132705014
There's Posobiec. Oh hai. So Posobiec, do you believe you'll be held responsible for constantly tweeting and using a large network of bots to spread propaganda to promote the formation of neo-nazi terrorist cells throughout America, specifically promoting and targeting impressionable socially alienated young white males? When you spread propaganda that CNN tried to blackmail someone when they contacted him for a quote and he freaked out since he realize his reddit account and facebook were easily found and linked...when you lie and claim this middle aged man was 15 and his shame apology for his secret online neo-nazi rants was blackmail....when he feared others would find him as easily as a CNN reporter looking for a quote did who he was...when you lie and spin it to claim blackmail and threats..when you use this to try to radicalize young men to join neo-nazi terror groups, resulting in thousands of terrorist death threats against CNN employees, their families and even specific death threats against their children...do you think you'll be held responsible or is getting paid for being a neo-nazi propagandist all you care about? They sent drones to kill the Al Qaeda propagandist same as the fighters Posobiec. Your role as a neo-nazi domestic terror propagandist will result in you being brought to justice for the terrorist acts you promote. Enjoy Gitmo.
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>>132696736
Of course they do. Whatever happened to predictability? The milk man, the paper boy and evening TV? You miss your old familiar friends.. waiting around the bend!
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seasonality might be a factor. To avoid that I am comparing differences between a year ago on a Tuesday

2016 - http://www.adweek.com/tvnewser/scoreboard-tuesday-july-5/298136
2017 - http://www.adweek.com/tvnewser/scoreboard-tuesday-july-4/334238

Some slots have dropped a lot but the 7pm looks stable.
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Here it is.
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>>132703523
>It is our mission. No. Our duty to make sure racism and islamophobia are squashed and non-existant.
no it's not you cunt, your only duty is to tell the truth. you're a fucking journalist not a crusader, sort yourself out and do your job.

>I'm looking for any technologists...
what the actual fuck is a technologist? just report the news or shut the fuck up. these commies are a total embarrassment.
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>>132706291
Got beat by Nick At Nite. Also Fox and MSNBC is 1 and 2. This is like watching a train wreck
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>>132705495
Awww don't get mad, shill
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>>132692344
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>>132692643
>whatched several hours of full house last week fag here
Aint nothing like a good nostalgic show

Btw, don't forget that pretty much half of CNN viewership is comprised of public televisions in airports, restaurants, etc where the actual viewership is very low. Nick at nite shows are not on unless someone is actively watching. Which is why op stats are even more sad than at first glance
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>>132706291
that typesetting has me diamonds. i love a font that won't kern when it's told.
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>>132700572
"We are also looking for volunteers who are willing to go to these racist, hate filled message boards and coerce them to expose their inner workings with the Trump administration"

>not your army
>fight your own fucking war, faggot!
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>>132695782
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>>132692344
>nick at nite is rated higher
>nick at nite

I'm fucking done
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>>132694864
>>132693787

I thought it was funny. I've never seen Filthy Frank videos before.
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There numbers track up as Trump announced he was running...Trump was a goldmine...There is a six to eight month window before they all drop off and let's be honest, even FOX numbers are pathetic in a country of 300 million..MSNBC and CNN have defamed and literaly lied about Trump for over six months now in a coordinated attack with Obama/Hilary's people...It was never going to last...The brilliance of Trump is he knows this and is discrediting them bit by bit..You notice he adds NBC now at every trashing like today's press conference..One million viewers and lying to your audience and being discredited by your own actions is a death blow...Fake News=CNN
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CNN will never recover.
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>>132705694
I like. Bumpity
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>>132700572
How has this faggot not figure this shit out that we literaly shitpost for free? Also this fucker should know better once you check in your here forever.
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>>132692344
Can't wait to add them to the drum curse image.
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>>132707479
>no digits even but
checked
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>>132700572

LETS BE THE VOLUNTEERS
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Thread needs a theme; here you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
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>>132705694
IRL picketing is even more effective
No company will want to have a mob of autistic memers scaring away customers
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>>132707796
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>>132708423

Good point. Send a kekistani cringe flashmob from t_d to them.
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>>132708555

they could make all Apple products cringe-tier by association... weaponized cringe
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>>132692344
Do not rest on your laurels fags!
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>>132708555
300 lb wizards asking soccer moms how would they like if someone doxxed their family will make sure they never come back
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>>132705039
Here's this, although March isn't exactly recent in my opinion
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>be (((media)))
>uncover chans
>send kikes to investigate
>kikes fail at reporting, just drive more normies to the chans and they get turned into nazis
>send goy reporters to investigate
>goys get turned into nazis

this must be very frustrating to (((them)))
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While you're arguing with the people on pol who are willing to argue with your circular arguments, those who you're really after are not present. At best they're gleaning pleasure from the complete reversal of roles in this culture war.

You can't win and your strategy was set up by us to be counter productive from the start.
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>>132701203
>More people watch Philip DeFunko than CNN.

Haha! What a bunch of dumb useless cunts!
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>>132703114
Good to know. Every time I try watching me some spongebob it's an episode from 2009 or some shit. Nobody wants to see that.
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>>132708739

My sides when I imagined this.
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>>132692851
best parallel universe
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>>132695988
Animals are people. Much more than a corporation is.
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>>132708862

goys in the media and hollywood and finance must all be extremely vulnerable to redpills. all you have to do is tell them jews are only 2% of the general population and that fact will worm into their brain and prompt all kinds of questions.
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>>132692851
>when you get cucked out of existence for repeating the same news story for the last 9 months

Well deserved
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>>132709050

the Elsa and Spiderman videos viewership blow CNN out of the water
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>>132701355
SHUT UP NIGGER. Don't let them know about the Trump steaks in the freezer. Those are only for the best Trump shit posters.
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>>132706291
Does CNN often get beaten by Nick at Night? Or is this a new low? It's hard to interpret numbers in a vacuum.
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>>132700572
>Britain, France and Qatar
All islamic nations
People need to realise this
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>>132710346
They're use to be in the top three
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>>132701203
Holy shit, no wonder they hate jewtube so much. Those numbers are abysmal.
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>>132705782
Easier to manipulate
Which is to say, CNN is the sacrificial lamb being thrown under the bus to keep the entire corrupt media circus afloat

Baby steps I guess
Also doesn't hurt to set precedents, should whip other organisations into shape... or provoke them into far greater attempts to manipulate
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>>132706291
>barely beating the fucking hallmark channel
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>>132708862
It is physically impossible to browse this and get site past the lurking threshold without becoming absorbed into it like the rest. This website has always had a strangely powerful effect on its users. Nobody can escape once taken in.
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I'm from reddit, I smoked some weed and this place is hilarious. I'm totally not upset right now in this moment
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Well Yogi Bear has a bit more gravitas than Anderson, so you can't really be too surprised.
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This just isn't enough. Why not take things a step farther? CNN must drown below even that of the Food Network.
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>>132692643
Does "The Nanny" still play?
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