Melania looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in her dress standing

>>132669394
I can fap to this

>>132669394
Nipple bump

>>132669394
What are you gay?

i wonder if babydick drumpf still fucks that ass

>>132669394
that's the seams in her dress, not her nipples

>>132669394
>Poland
Yeah, one more whore isn't going to be noticed there...

>>132669394
if by
>disgusting
you mean
>fucking hot
then yes.... yes she does

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>>132670221
pic related

one of the methods of tailoring dresses for different bust sizes

>>132670221
>>132670579
Yeah it's couture.

t. Fashion expert

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Such is the effect of standing next to the God Emperor...

>>132669394
she's hungry for that big polish sausage

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>>132669394
I'm so glad we have a human First Lady now.

>>132669394
>1 post by this ID

>>132669394
It must have been pretty cool for her to get such a great welcome in the part of the world she grew up in. I'm really looking forward to their state visit to Slovenia.

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>Wake up
>Poop and shower
>Grab blunderbuss and head out for the day
>Suddenly a mob of Canadians
>Shitting on the street
>Bugging their eyes at everyone
>They see my blunderbuss and start raging
>Oh God, gonna go down fighting
>A loud voice pierces the mob
>"CHEEKI BREEKI!"
>It's Natalia Poklonskaya
>Her face is ensconced within a bubble of a second chin
>Natalia's belly is a dome thrice the size of her head and on either side of it is a boob just as large
>Dark veins darken and fade repeatedly under their gold flesh
>Her gray t-shirt is stretched over both jugs, fist-sized nipples visibly shuddering
>A denim miniskirt is taut over a butt just as large as her jugs
>A continuous queef keeps her afloat a few dozen feet in the air as she kicks her conical legs to propel herself over the Canadians
>The mob is distraught by Natalia's appearance
>She tosses a wink over and drums on her belly with pudgy arms as she slowly bounces off of it
>Natalia's areolae start to puff up with each heartbeat until they're as big as her head
>Two geysers of breast milk spray from her teats and begin pulverizing the horde
>One Leaf gets split in half down the middle by one geyser
>Some other Canuck gets his face peeled off by the spray
>SQUAD MORALE BROKEN
>Miss Poklonskaya massages the top of her boobs in circular motions and moans with pleasure all the while
>A stringbean of a Canuck is forcefed by a boob-geyser until she starts to swell like a water balloon
>The swelling Leaf bursts into treats
>One huge Canadian lumbers toward Natalia and starts bellowing
>Take aim with blunderbuss
>Fire right as he shrieks "HURRR MUH FEELSH"
>The thunderous boom of SHEER FREEDOM twists him and several others out of this universe and straight into hell where they came from
>The mob is dispersed in short order as Natalia floats closer and closer
>Her face is mere inches away as an embrace is initiated
>Suck face as she gives birth to several clones of herself

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>>132669394
Can you imagine Michael Obama in that dress? Ugh

>>132671387
no way, his dick would show too clearly

>>132669394
what the fuck is wrong with you ?
are you gay or something ?
nipples are part of women.

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>>132669394
Is that a benis?? Jews!!!!!!!

>>132671717
I think we've all seen her bush, that's 100% woman nigger.

>>132669394
You're nuts, having nipple reveal is doing it right.

>>132671717
Wait a minute I recognize this bulge

>>132671179
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Paki

Wait a minute
Doesn't that statue resemble a nazi? The helmet sure looks german

>>132672005
RARE
FLAG

>>132672005
you retarded plebs, uprising used captured equipment

not to mention sthal helm was great

Melania confirmed for concealed carry

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>>132671179
mommy...

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>>132671179

>>132670067
What are you a female?

>>132672005
Rare

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>>132671717
tfw when the woman has a bigger bulge than you

>>132669394
I would love to taste her shit

>>132672292
I'm sorry, only today for the first time I heard Warsaw's uprising.

>>132670579
i'm a weber grill can confirm it's how dresses are tailors, especially expensive ones

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>>132669394
wait

>>132673070
tits or gtfo

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>>132669394

>>132673361
You can't spam embarrassing nudes from 20 years ago and then claim a penis. It's one or the other.

>>132673479
maybe she grew one

>>132673479
So you agree it looks like a dick.

>>132673590
I suppose anything is possible these days.
>>132673600
Sure, she has a dick. Melania is really a man.

>>132673479
She looks like tranny in those nudes though.

>>132671801

Where? In a (((fashion magazine)))?

Hey Polish women that come to the U.S. dress like prosi's, so when in Poland you dress like they do. Good fapping fodder!

>>132673775
I'm not going to get bigoted like you and define the look of a transsexual. I'll leave that to judgemental hate mongers like yourself.

>>132673600
Is there something like pareidolia only for dicks? I think you have that anon

>>132674065
"Like yourself" is grammatically incorrect; say "like you" instead.

>>132673931
they photoshopped the nudes but didn't touch out the hard dong here sorry this is all pretty airtight

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>>132674160
Neat

>>132670221

How do you know so much about women's fashion?

Fag detected

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>>132669394
I posted this pic shortly, and i have to do it again to make our point. By the way, Go suck on Merkal the hot bitch and keep watching reruns of Ellen dancing with michael while his or her dicks swinging in her mansuit. Unfkn believable

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miss me yet, white bois?

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>>132669394
is that a monument of a Polish partisan wearing a stahlhelm?

>>132671828
Totally!

>>132669394
She has nice fake tits for a tranny

>>132675244
I wish I could punch you in the face

>>132672502
>>132672281
Lithuania is not rare holy fuck summer is here

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>>132670092
yep

>>132675565
ur mum is holy

>>132674909
That has to be a man

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>>132671717
Crease in her dress, follow the bottom up Faggot. Go back cnn now

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>>132674065
dude, relax. We all jack it to trannies. We won't judge bro. Go ahead and fap to Trump's First "Lady."

Also, post pics ;P

>>132669394
lmao, those are some centered nips
>>132675523
triggered much, drumpfette???

>>132673361
>suicide dong bomb
In case the antifa man gets too close to donnie

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>>132674614
BEE
TEE
FFF
OHH

>>132674843
Who isnt a fag? I want a double blind study. All men in the world lined up at urinals. Whoever doesnt even want to peek and starts blindfolding themselves rolling around on the floor with kitchen shears gets to be not a fag. My guess is all of them will look or want to. And act like the test filled boys they are. Why do you want the strange? To mix and defile yourself with the weaker and foreign gender?

>>132671968
In tears.

>>132675922
stop culturaly appropaiting my people pre colonial memes

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>>132671179
delet this pls

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>>132675922
a time honored tradition of the alt-right

>>132671069
Not even an inch of make up can fix that tranny.

>>132676666
checked. I wish I could take credit for it, pasta from a few days ago.

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>>132669394

It's how the dress is cut... but nipple bump is the final redpull.

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>>132676727

>>132669394
I lol'd a bit well done OP

>>132677154
DELETE THIS JOHN GRUDEN IS A SAINT

>>132669394
God what I would do for a night with her. Trump is a lucky man.

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>>132669394
Your probably some fat SJW who can not get a date.

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>>132677552

>>132677654

that's racist as fuck

The Obamas are loved in Germany and Europe. Drumpf and he eastern European whore are hated

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>>132677952
You need to keep yourself quiet Hans. Don't make us angry again.

>>132669394
succulent

>>132677654
Harsh. Michelle was a bit of a qt to be honest.

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>>132678777

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>>132671968

>>132678877
Admittedly I am both an oil drill and a MILF hunter.

>>132675890
It's a benis, michelle utterly btfo, no recovering

>>132670221
/thread/

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>>132674614
This was nice, anon; here, have a semi-colon in honor of your massive, grammar-swinging dick.

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>>132679965