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You wake up one morning and you've transformed into a black

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You wake up one morning and you've transformed into a black man. Everything else is the same.

What's the first thing you do?
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kill myself
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>>132623426
Finish college. I might actually be able to afford it now.
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if amerinigger, take advantage of all those retarded SJW cunts

if jewro nigger, rape, kill and loot since no one cares anyway
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>>132623530
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>>132623426
My mum would have a fucking heart attack as soon as I went downstairs.
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>>132623426

sign up for dem programs
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>>132623426
Well I guess I could take a shit, or if my cell has one I could look out the window.
I might just sit there and think about how I got into prison in the first place.
Maybe I will shit in a cup and throw it at a guard?
We'll see I guess.
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Find a way to stop stinking and smell more white.
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>>132623426
Wait a few days locked in my room to see if I change back.
If I do then I can safely say I know what its like to be an animal.
If not then I hang myself.
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>>132623426
>What's the first thing you do?

fuck white women everyday
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My girlfriend would shoot me, so bleed out and die I suppose.
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>>132623426
move to sweden
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Enroll in an Ivy League school.
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>>132623426
Rape someone.
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>>132623530
>fpbp
I was going to post that
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smoke some crack
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>>132623426
My girlfriend will finally let me be the bull
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Kill other black people at a pandemic rate so nobody will suspect that I'm actually an undercover white man.
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>>132623426
Kill myself.
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>>132626414
Is that still a thing? So i could say a black millionaires son has more chance to enroll with the same score as some poor white trailerboy from ohio? Thats sick
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>>132623426
fuck a white bitch
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Become black or identify as black?
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>>132623426

AYO WHERE DA WHITE WIMMENZ AT?
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>>132627150
Not beeing interested in you
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>>132623426
question: am I able to control my nigger instincts and behave like a normal civilised human being?
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>>132623426
I almost kill myself and then heal myself, over and over again for those Zenkai boosts.
Also i avoid looking at the full moon.
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>>132626883
Considering poor white trailertrash people are dirt stupid and ignorant and would never be accepted into an Ivy League school, yes, yes it is.
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>>132623426
Set up a company to collect the minority owned government contract sector.
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>>132623530
first post best post
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>>132623426
Ur mom
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>>132623530
Fpbp
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>>132623426
Inject the rest of my melanotan II and visit a tanning bed so I become 100% black. In for a penny, in for a pound as they say.

Then become a far-right wing politician. .
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>>132623426
no joke Kill myself
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>>132623426
I don't have clue for I lost 40 IQ points.
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>>132623426
First of all.
>Make it through not being stabbed when I wake up in my bed as I'm currently at my parent's for the week.
>Second of all talk to my parents and prove that I am who I am and not some intruder.
>Manage to convince everyone.
Long-term:
>Try to stay with gf. (She doesn't like black men)
>Take an IQ test.
>Continue going to university.
>Become 'that far-right black guy' instead of 'that far-right Eastern European'.
>I'm majoring in Political Science so I can spill red pills all over the place and denounce commies and I'm untouchable.
>Be a good member of the community and join the 'based blackman' libertarian/Alt-Right crew on Youtube like ThatGuyT etc.
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Crime. What else is there?
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>>132623426
desu my boyfriend whos also /pol/ would kill me
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>>132623426
scratch my anus and sniff my finger
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*smack lips* where the white womyn at???
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>>132627554
Come on, you know the answer anon.
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>>132628781
When a commie makes a good point
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>fly to swedistan
>finally get to fug blonde Aryans
>after doing that for a while do something so terrible that Sven finally wises up and starts kicking out refugees
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>>132623426
I would probably feel the urge to steal something so I would go rob some local store.
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>>132628912

Subversive homo's get out
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fuck some fresh slav pussy
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>>132623426
I am already black so no problem.
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>>132623426
Where da white wimmen at
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>>132623426
Apply for welfare and quit my job. NEET Life of Jamal and Ray-Ray.
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>>132629055
niggers...
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>>132623426
>Everything else is the same.

Until everyone I know don't recognize me, but if I play it smart I can convince a few people that I'm still me and the get on my side once the police suspects that I murdered the real me and took his identity for some reason. Then with enough evidence that I fully know my own story and with my relatives supporting me, my case which already appeared in the local media blow out of proportion and the Vatican confirms that a miracle happened. I became in a few weeks considered either as some impostor or an ambassador between God and men, turned black to speak for both sides and finally end racism.

Then I act as stereotypically black as possible while dropping some big red pills to make everyone mad.
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>>132623426
Probably go to the doctor.
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>>132623530
This. Then you just respawn something better.
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>>132629785

>Everything else is the same

You are still korotkostvol
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>>132629785
But I'm already black. So will I become white instead? Okay so the first thing I'll do is sneak into my sisters room and fuck her. We do it quietly so the trailer doesn't rock. Afterwards mom calls us over for a nice mayo sandwich and apple juice. Dad says "what stinks" to which my sister jokingly replies the "the dog, dad!" My sister glances over to me and winks then kicks me underneath the only wooden table in the trailer. My damn sister didn't change her panties and still has my cum in her draws!
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>>132623426
Sweden~ here I cum~
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>>132623426
As long as I still have a white brain I should have no problems.
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>>132629682
>who is ernst rohm
I hate open fags and no one is able to tell im gay.
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Black on black violence.
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>>132626682
Underrated
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I would become an active member of my community, engaging in tutorship of underachieving african american youth so they can empower themselves and AYO AYO HOL UP SHIIIEEEEEE NAMSAYIN'
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>>132623426
go back to my homeland in africa
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>>132630545
You are really missing out on mayonaisse.

Also why do you come to /pol/ just to be butthurt?
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>>132623426
Hang myself.
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>>132623426
contemplate my newfound BBC
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>>132623426
Get shot
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Blame all my problems on white and asian people. Live an easy life, devoid of self-responsibility.

Fuck a few white whores then leave them with 3 kids, who gives a fuck, when you dignity is at almost nil, anything goes and you don't have to feel bad about it.
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>>132623426
Go back to my homeland, Africa.
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>>132623530
fpbp
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dump my niggerloving girlfriend
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>>132623426
Kill myself. Much better than getting beaten to death on street.
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>>132630876
You will find that you have stopped thinking entirely and its now your BBC that contemplates what to do with its body.
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AYO HOL' UP U SEYIN THAT I WUZ KANGZ NOW? SHEEEEIT, WHERE THA WHYT WIMMINZ AT ???
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Rob a bank.
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>>132623426
go apply for a job at Google
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>>132630545
Lol, I like that version lmao
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>>132623426
buy a plane ticket to sweden and enjoy some fine pussy by virtue of my appearance
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>>132630848

If you didn't notice this is the only board working on this site at the moment.
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>>132631181
kek
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>>132631391
Im glad Moot has his priorities straight.

1488.
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>>132623426
Masturbate like every other morning and then desperately try to convince everyone I know that I am still a nerdy white boi on the inside
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>>132623426
Kill a bunch of fellow blacks.
Instantly become white again in the media's eyes.
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>>132631554
>black killing black
>being reported on by the media

you'd just get locked up and nobody would care.
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Go out in public and go "nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger"
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>>132623426
>hit on hot women
>use race card when denied
just can't lose!
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>>132630545
SHIET, ASK YO SISTA IF SHE WANT SUM OF THIS GLORIOUS BBC
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>>132623426
open up /pol/ and post 30 different "U MAD WHITEBOI" interracial porn threads with a rolodex of proxies until banned on all of them while masturbating my tiny brown microcock
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>>132623426
play the shit out of the drums.
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>>132623426
Join the NBA and become a millionaire and use that money to promote blacks going back to Africa.
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>>132623426
Go around calling other blacks niggers, they would have a clue.
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>>132623426
I'd go full Eric Cartman. I'd hit white girls, take pics and post them on /pol/
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>>132632022
this
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>>132623426
- free college
- affirmative action hiring
- minority federal contracts
- open a car dealership and get minority-owned floor plan financing
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>>132623530
>>132625950
>>132626759
>>132628672
>>132630873
>>132630890
>>132631175
So basically, you're all cowards compared to the portion of black people that are aware of their situation and still wake up, go to work, and live their lives?
>i don't wanan live unless its on easy mode
might as well kill yourself now, don't pass that gene
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>>132632232
I'm black and we ironically do this to each other on the street or driving by.

It's hilarious.

>Fucking niggers!
>Git off my sidewalk, boy!
>Go back to Africa!
>Hwhite poweeer!!
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>>132623530
Aww, Hans can't live without his white privilege and would rather die then live without it....
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>>132623426
Go on with my life as if nothing happened
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fuck white bitches. enjoy my affirmative action
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>>132623530
sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiitttttttttt
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>>132623426

Get my dick sucked by other black men "on the down lo" because for some reason its not gay, its part of black male culture.

No really, google it.
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>>132632452
>black people in poland

you fucking mad ?

Even exchange students get beaten up. Hell our counter inteligence agency raided one guys home, after he came back from vacation tanned and with long muslim like beard.

If you are white you are welcomed. If your skin is in mud color .. then you are fucked.
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>>132623426
Go out and black some girls
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>>132623426
>wake up, oh shit I'm nigger now
>pick up sail foan, babble incoherently
>put on pants
>securely fasten belt below ass
>grab my gun
>da heata, muhstrap, dat nina, BLAT
>po up dat Henney, bout fo shots
>babble incoherently on phone more
>get in late eighties model sedan
>twenny fos nigga dey shinin
>light up DA MUFUGIN BLUNT BITCH
>blast rap music at earsplitting volume
>policelights.jpg
>aw sheeit nigga
>got bout twenny bags of heron nigga
>an fawdy bags of dem crack rocks
>nigga
>why deez rayciss ass cracka ass poleeses always be harassin a nigga
>rayciss ass judge sentence a nigga to da pen an sheit
>sheeeeeeit
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Move straight to France and take some "blanc" pussy the most I can before get HIV
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>>132624825
what are niggers in Maecho like?
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>>132623426
Nothing would change.
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>>132623426
Finally lose my virginity
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>>132630519
He's still a pistol?
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>>132626377
underrated
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>>132630545
I laughed
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50% of American posters unironically wake up as a nigger every morning
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>>132632452
>go to work
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find a white woman who hates her father then lay down some serious pipe
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Build some pyramids and stargates
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>>132623426
I've had nightmares like this, seriously.
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go to welfare and get 3k euros monthly
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>>132624825
Aaah the spic. Same IQ as the nig, same mentality as the nig.
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>>132623426
Ayyo niga da furst thang I gon do is hit up dat girl laquisha mayn sheit
Gon leab dat ho an mofuggin kill whitey nomsayin homie?
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>procure firearms
>walk into hood
>go Columbine
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Lead my people back to Africa.

If that fails then get really fucking buff and wander around wearing a fedora, trench coat and a katana challenging other nigs to duels and winning because stupid gaijin weapons could never match my nigjitsu
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>>132630545
You caught the spirit which runs in snowniggers family nigger.
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>>132623562
SPBP. That and hit up white women for some ficki ficki at the local sororities.
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>>132629195
One of the few Brown-eyed women I'd colonize. Holy shit, man.
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try out black women
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>>132630689
pride fags need to die
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Check my credit score.
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>>132623530
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>>132623426
Being an actual good developer, go get a cushy senior role at Google doing some bullshit middle management.

Leverage that sweet AA bennies. Might even tell them I'm gay. Unfortunately I would have to take kids off the table with the wife, not down with miscegenation.
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>>132623426
Go absolutely bananas
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>>132623426
Same thing niggers do every day. Rape a white woman, rob some white people, and kill other niggers. Then I blame it all on white people.
If I have enough time, I go to the welfare office and get my gibs.
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>>132623426
DEMAND EVERYTHING IMMEDIATELY.
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>>132632594
i wonder what steve harvey's like off-air.
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>>132623426

did anyone else read "transformed" as "evolved"?
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Would go get HIV to fit in
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>>132623530
get a gun
rape as many whites as possible
kills self in front of police
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I'd probably have to get used to having my picture taken all the time, implications about my dick size and casual racism.
And I'd have to avoid football fans even more than now.
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>>132626682
We have a winner.
And you'll be able to aim- bonus points.
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>everything else is the same.
damn, would've been cool to infiltrate the somali community here from the inside.
i'd probably get really depressed and maybe shoot some niggers and off myself.
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>>132623426
Apologize to my parents.
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>>132623426
I would kill myself so there would be one less nigger in white countries.
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Apply for welfare
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>>132623426
>become alarmed
>start to panic
>wait why am i panicking again
>sheeit nigga
>check the time
>damn yo i am HONGRAY
>it's chikunz time
>walk to the popeye's
>think "MUH DIK MUH DIK MUH DIK" the whole way there
>approach the popeye's
>hear gunfire
>hide behind government supplied cover (thanks USPS)
>three niggas with armloads of chikunz run out and jump in the hoopdy and peel out
>the coast is clear
>go in the popeye's
>"Bix Nood my niggas, everybody alright in here?"
>they okay
>ask if they got any chikunz left
>they got one last bucket. it's my lucky day
>throw down my EBT card
>"Sorry bro the EBT reader got shot in the robbery."
>fucking white man keeping a brutha down by not making bulletproof EBT readers
>depriving me of chikunz. fuckin white people.
>spot donation jar full of change on the counter
>mission impossible.mp3
>i quickly grab a handful of coins and throw them down on the counter
>i try to sort then out
>i can't, it's impossible
>I look forlornly at the popeye's guy but he just shrugs
>he doesn't know either
>SHHEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIITT
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Wake up in the mornin' thinkin' 'bout money, kick your feet up
Watch you a comedy, take a shit, then roll some weed up
Go hit you a lick, go fuck on a bitch
Don't go to work today, cop you a fit
Or maybe some kicks and make you
Door in his Nike Air Rattles
Rush the fire exit, no time for battles
Well I, I never expected
Wake up in the mornin' thinkin' 'bout money, kick your feet up
Watch you a comedy-
Hol' up
Wake up in the mornin' thinkin' 'bout money, kick your feet up
Watch you a comedy, take a shit, then roll some weed up
Go hit you a lick, go fuck on a bitch, don't go to work today
Cop you a fit or maybe some kicks and make it work today
Hang with your homies, stunt on your baby mama
Sip some lean, go get a pistol, shoot out the window
Bet your favorite team, play you some Madden
Go to the club, or your mama house
Whatever you doin' just make it count
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>>132629055
A new low for Martin Lawrence.
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>>132623426
Actively advocate that all Blacks move back to Africa. Shill for a White ethnostate. Use my skin color to prevent shitty liberals from counter signaling my points. Point out that Blacks commit more crime and if White people are going to have a society that disallows that kind of action it needs to be a society with only the best people in it. White people.

When I get called an uncle Tom I'm going to point out that hierarchies of success and quality are justified and that just because I'm smarter than them and recognize that we wuznt kangs doesn't mean that White people should have to suffer at the hands of a group of people that are widely dumber, more violent, and incapable of integrating into their society.
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>see if my dick's still tiny
>tinyblackdick.jpg
>spam it all over 4chan to end the bbc meme
>aggressively support President Trump and post of TD
>BasedBlackMan.mp4
Once I'm bored of it probably just express my racism by calling every nigger I see a nigger. Maybe fuck some whities too.
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>>132623530
fpbp
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>>132623426
Be gin killing black people because no one cares when blacks kill blacks
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>>132623426
Apply for some certain benefits I couldn't get before, and then get the job position I wanted with the Canadian government.
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>>132641429
perfect example of internalized patriarchy
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>>132634828

its all it takes to conquer you limp wristed faggots
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>>132638616
Can someone please explain the russian cock proofs thing, shit makes me wonder every time I see it?
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Instigate the race war
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>>132623426
>collect all the money from them programs
>amaze people by beating extremely low expectations
>fuck white bitches who consider me 'exotic' and 'exciting'
>receive numerous benefits due to affirmative action and 'diverse workplace' aims
>blame all my problems on white people
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>>132623426
Do? I don't do nuffin
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>>132628823
You should break up with her for her sake, and get a black gf
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>>132641845
>Implying patriarchy wasn't better.
>Implying a white ethnostate wouldn't be better for women.
>Assuming that patriarchy has anything to do with racial politics.
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>>132623426
Go to KFC
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>>132623426
Sign up fo mo dem gibs and programz n shiet nigga whatchu thank?
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>>132626414
This. I'd study hard, get a 165 LSAT and go to Harvard Law and start a black separatism movement and try and remake Harvard as a historically black college and expell the jews
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>>132642197
goddamn internet. I was being sarcastic you bastard!
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>>132626682
Killin black people is probably the blackest thing you could do
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go scare old ladies on the street
just stop and stare intently when they pass by
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>>132623426
Go around calling all my fellow blacks hard "R" niggers.
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>>132623426
Well, my IQ would have dropped a full standard deviation, and I'm not sure how that would feel. But I know I wouldn't be happy to be black.
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>>132623426
Google "Michael Jackson's recipe"
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>>132623426
Burn crosses in my own yard.
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>>132623426
Go back to college.
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>>132623426

keep it based
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Hurry to use the power of my big black wand on an innocent white teen before the police shoots me.

>expecto black dickus
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Change my identity, fabricate in great detail a background story, perfect an accent and act as an African migrant that'd give Blaxit a face.
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quit all my jobs
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>>132623426
Dunk a basketball
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>>132623426
Register myself as a refugee and demand shelter/food/money and a full list of the activities I can partake in.
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>>132632452
No i just don't want to be gross and part of a problem
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>>132623426
finish college, add niggerspeak middle name to my name, become the second Neill DeGrasse Tyson, play race card, get worshipped as a god
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>>132626682
Wurd up mah nigga, smoke those fools.
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>>132623426
Start killing black people!
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>>132623426

Fuck my wife, and then kill her for being a nigger-lover.
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>>132623426
Rob myself, undersell my stuff, smoke crack, fugg an hooker, get aids, chimp out, suicide by police
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>>132623426
pay taxes
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>>132626151

Unironically this.
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Apply for a job at the blacked.com production studio
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>>132623426
Move to Africa immediately, bribe my self to power in some shit country make it GREAT , invite all the niggers from all over the world "back to da land whe the waz kangz" Do the ultimate sacrifice for the Fureher and nuke it from orbit killing every nog.
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>>132641961
You could've saved yourself the embarrassment of looking like a newfag and just searched it up.
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>>132623426
Start practicing flexibility so I can self-suck. I am swedish.
>>
Turn on the light.
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>>132623426
Get some of the easiest white girl pussy ever.
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>>132623426
False Flag
>>
Rape, steal, and kill
The best part is if I change back, I'll get away with it because they'll be looking for a black man.
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>>132623426
first i bix nood dinu nuffin and go hang aroundwith my brudha and later in the evening sunlight i go pic up my welfare for em programs n smok wed rr day

and go to my high position job in finance market
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>>132623426
Apply for gibs
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>>132623530
this
maybe take a few other niggers with me
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>>132623426
Finally get a white girl to fuck me
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>>132623426
fuckin BASED!
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>>132646481

mup da doo didda mufugga
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>>132623426
Chimpout I honestly don't think I could fight the urge not too.
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>>132646542
>take a few other niggers with me
So, just normal, everyday nigger things, then.
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>>132629055
A true alpha would keep going and not even look at the camera
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1. Claim reperations
2. Get into the best schools in the world with only B grades
3. Get a job at a good company due to diversity quotas
4. Screw chicks who fell for the bbc meme
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>>132646544
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>>132623426
I would IMMEDIATELY begin my rap career. Just on the street, I would start rapping to beats on a boom box. I'd be sure to be super hip, but all political too. People would start dancing and clapping and nodding their heads all solemn. Before you know it, $$$.
(Bonus round- Jewish version {I wake up and I was born to a Jewish woman}:
Move to Israel, go mega-Zionist. Become a movie producer. Start producing popular, blockbusting movies that promote chastity and Odinism. People will have to go though because I'm all Jewish and pro-Israel. Before you know it, $$$.
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sweet I totally thought this thread had died during birth
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>>132623426
Impregnate every jewess, turn every jew mam gay, end the kike race with muh dick
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>>132647352
no no, this is a good thread
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>>132623426
Go to Sweden.
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>>132623426
Commit crime.
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>>132623426
Join a National Socialist movement and be their token based black to piss off lefties. Wear an SS uniform wherever I go, and call out Jews whenever they cry persecution.
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Not kidding, not so long ago I made a dream where this happened to me, I was completely desperate and disgusted at myself

/pol/ has fucked my brain
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>>132623426
It would be great. I would act like a white dude which would throw everyone off. I probably would get elected to the Presidency.
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>>132648918

>not so long ago I made a dream where this happened to me
>made
>Flag
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>>132623426
I use my superior african genes to attract white vaginas
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Finally, I can watch my wife get BLACKED without being a cuckold.
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>>132623426
I'd keep doing what I'm doing if everything's the same. This time, however, I am "articulate" and "brilliant" and "brave" for what I'm doing instead of another white stem boi.
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Shoot myself with my newly required illegal gun
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>>132649145
Had a dream*
Faggot, not every country has been cucked by the eternal Anglo, yours was
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Myself
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>>132623426

steal a bike
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>>132623426
so does this mean I'm converted from mulatto to full black?

I dunno I'd probably just live the same graduate student life without much change.
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>>132628912
>>
>wake up black person
>get gibs
>die of diabeetus
>wuz a good life n sheeit
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>>132632452
No, they are good human beings who want to see humanity forge ahead, not revert back to jungle behavior.

Personally I would go into a center of liberal degenerates amd shot the place up, then leave a manifesto about how I was targeting whites because I hate them (except the Jews who are good)
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>>132623426
One of johnny rebels sobgs explains pefectly what i would do
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turn myself into the cops right away, nobody would believe that a dindu could legally acquire any of my shit
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>>132623530
Black on black homicide. Sad.
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Drop redpills EVERYWHERE. Get promoted easily at work. Write up some right-wing rant that gets me hired by the Heritage Foundation, because only blacks can get away with saying some shit.
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>>132623426
bak to sleep b
aint got sheit ta do son
ay finna roll that L til shawty get home cuh
fell me dawg noawhumsain ay bak to sleep fool
hol up
naw yeah bak to sleep
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>>132623426
Disturb white events with really loud rap music.
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>>132655272
How did they get so many ugly people into the same picture
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>>132623426
Rob a bank because why not...
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>>132623426
Collect gibs before I go on a day long spree of raping white teenagers and committing strong arm robberies until I get shot to death.
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>>132652807
Good answer
RIP Patrice O'Neal, he was the best.
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Cry because my dick shrank then kill myself
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>>132655447
That's just how the average american looks like, Pedro.
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>>132623426
eat dat watamelun
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>>132623426
i would self cuck by posting pictures on reddit wearing a maga hat and saying im black and i hate black people.
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