AYO AYO HOL UP >smacks lips SO YOU TRYNA >snorts, sucks

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AYO AYO HOL UP
>smacks lips
SO YOU TRYNA
>snorts, sucks teeth
YOU BE TRYNA SAY
>takes drag on Newport, swigs Colt 45
YOU BE TRYNA SAY DAT WE
>the ground rumbles; a faint hissing noise can be heard from beneath the earth
DAT WE
>watermelons burst from beneath the surface of the earth, their green skins gleaming in the heat of the midday sun
DAT WE WUZ
>the moon passes in front of the sun, as fried chicken wings begin to rain down from the heavens like manna
DAT WE WUZ NOT KANGZ
>the earth's orbit begins to destabilize as the magnetic poles reverse, and a cyclone of niggerdom furiously engulfs civilization, ushering in a new age of darkness
DAT WE WUZ NOT KANGZ N SHEEEIT
>the fabric of spacetime is torn asunder as billions of niggers are absorbed into a singularity that reaches a critical point, exploding into a second big bang that results in a new universal cycle of niggerdry