So I stopped watching porn and realized that it's literally

>>132599163
>stops watching porn
>becomes more horny
wow you're a real sleuth

>>132599306
It's not that I'm horny

It's that every TV channel or website has some scantily clad women on it 24/7 to attract people

I can't surf or watch TV anymore

>>132599163
The best is when you get a girlfriend and the two of you watch porn together while fucking. Porn in the bedroom is really great actually, it takes the awkwardness away from sex, makes both people feel more comfortable that people are also having sex nearby. Try it, it's honestly not degenerate

>>132599421
Movies are even worse
>boring recycled plot point
>boring recycled plot point
>bad joke
>boring recycled plot point
OK TIME FOR THE OBLIGATORY SEX SCENE
>terrible ending

Who the hell needs porn everywhere when you can just go fap to traps on the internet or whatever your sick fetish is whenever you want to?

>>132599475
>feels awkward during sex
You need to be 18 to post here kid

>>132599583
there are no good movies with sex scenes.
prove me wrong. pro-tip: you can't.

>>132599475
What kind of porn? Do you have recommendations?

>>132599421
Because you get horny when you see those things. It's okay to be an idiot, but please recognize it.

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>>132599751
Showgirls

>>132599751
This.
The Catholic Church should decide what is acceptable to release in the movie industry. I say this unironically.

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>>132599163

But you have to understand that jew agenda on porn wasn't premeditated. A porn website is one of the best and safest business on the internet, everybody loves sex and that is exploitable. Then, when you own all the porn portals ofc u can distribute all the hairy dominatrix black dick content u desire to.

Pic related, same thing

>>132599751
The Devil's Advocate comes to mind.

>>132599163

Holy fuck I would smash that trap pussy so hard

>>132599475
Watching porn to get rid of the awkwardness of sex? Get the fuck out of here summerfag

>>132600604

Sigh... If only the world were more like Poland. One day Christ will be declared king of England too.

I unironically think Mary Whitehouse was right about everything.

>>132599751
Hellraiser was good, man

>>132599306
This actually happened to me. After becoming a man and getting a gf, I have quit the porno-jew all together. Now I am almost always horny.

I still crank one out every so often though (no porn)

>>132599475
What the fuck are you talking about?
There is nothing awkward about sex

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>>132599163
>stops watching porn
>starts posting trannies
>tfw you realize lack of heterosexual sex/porn leads to trannyposting
>tfw you realize nofap is a tranny psyop

>>132599163
Jazz got so fuckable.

>>132601570
I have some bad news friend dick too small to invert you can play with its cashewpenis while you pound its ass though

>>132599163
#CutTheCord
drop TV, drop cable, it's nothing but a time suck
just like 4chan

It's also quite prevelant on /pol/.

>>132599163
https://youtu.be/aWM4bJNpch0
You ever seen this?
Nobodytm You

>>132606718
When /pol/'s occasional thread about pussy and dicks and porn is more interesting than most of the content on the dedicated porn boards you know you're doing something right.

/pol/ is always right.

>>132599163
That's a man, baby.

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OP isn't completely wrong. There are just obnoxiously hot women, everywhere.

>>132599751
Jurassic Park's pretty good, even with the sexism comment in it that neigh ruins the movie today.
Aliens
Zulu
Scarface

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>>132599751
It came to mind Shortbus and Idioterne

Come to Germany, you won't see attractive women anywhere. They even want to ban using attractive women for advertising.

>>132607779
Obnoxiously hot single women.
Hot women have always been around, but most of them were married. Not anymore.

>>132600604
They used to follow the Motion Picture Production Code in Hollywood from 1934-1960s which was heavily lobbied for by the Irish Catholic Church

>>132599163
And how I fap OP?

>>132608187
Also, very true. Most of them are bat shit crazy though. I completely objectify women now. I don't think it's because I think less of them, It's think it's more of an instinctual predilection for reproducing. More of a primal thing. Don't want to have ugly, stupid children that won't add any value to society, or reproduce themselves.

>>132608376
Stick dick in microwave. Only way to be sure.

It's as easy as not watching it. You're oversexualized.

>>132608466
** I think. Got to typing too quickly :-\

>2017
>Still watching porn.
>Not watching ASMR.
>plebs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do2QxY3qVp4

>>132608544
>oversexualized
develop

>>132599163
Time to put the burka on these bitches.
Allahu akbar dude!

>>132608659
You might want to tinker with some noporn. I like porn as much as the next guy but it's honestly not as much fun if you wind up wasting time with it instead of being able to rub one out in record time with your eyes closed just because you remembered you have a penis and it feels good.

>>132599751
The worst part is that it appears in books now as well. Here I am, enjoying and audiobook in the evening and suddenly there's a 30-minutes-long rape scene told from the first person point of view by an elderly male lector. It's like people won't buy anything now unless it's filled with sex.

>>132599943
>being this naive
>being this dumb
>on purpose

>>132599475
>Yes fellow humans... take away the immense feelings of shame and guilt associated with coitus... just watch this video...

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>>132609170
stop listening to ayn rand, wojtek.

>>132608638
It's that part of YouTube.

>>132599751

Blue Velvet

>>132609760
is a question?

>>132599475
>Watching porn
>Pre marital sex
>Not degenerate

>>132599707

This, wouldn't actually work.

>>132610762
>not thinking with portals
There is no hope for the newfags

>>132599751
the Departed

>>132599751

Princess Bride

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Even at nickelodeon

>>132609668
No idea who he/she is, really, and I don't want to check it because it sounds bad.

>>132601570
>>132605044

I thought that was Rebecca Black.

>>132610868

I'm familiar with the concept. It would not work.

>>132611014
did he really fuck tons of under age celebrities?

>>132611406
Why not? Are you a dicklet, have you never put anything up your butt before, or are you still not thinking with portals?

>>132611469
It was implied that he did with the way he acted with children and what he made children do in his shows. I haven't seen any direct proof of any child molestation but then again john podesta is on the same level of evidence that Schneider has.

It's very evident that Schneider has a weird foot fetish though.

>>132599475
nice try porn kike

>>132599475
That is horribly degenerate.

>>132608060
End yourself toothpaste.

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>>132599163
>that nose

>>132599751
Mullholland Drive

>>132599421
Man even when I'm out on the streets I have it when I see fucking scantily clad women everywhere. It's fucking distracting and it either makes me want to cut off my own dick or shout at women to wear decent attire, not burqa-tier, but just more modest and not designed to be fucking hypersexual. I feel most balanced and relaxed when I'm alone in a forest or in my own garden, with some classical music and my dog and cat to kee me company. Feels peaceful man.

>>132599751
A History of Violence

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>>132599421
I think this might be a specifically Italian problem, mate

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>>132609668
>tfw no ancap gf to charge me .0004 bitcoins to massage me after sex

>>132612640
<3 sabrina salerno

>>132599163
Fuck off. I'm asexual and the ONLY time I've seen porn was when Harry the Jew brought a Vhs tape of some dum whores in the 8th grade

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>>132600604
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3953226/vatican-police-broke-up-gay-orgy-in-leading-cardinals-apartment-owned-by-the-churchs-sexual-abuse-taskforce/

The Catholic Church you say.

>>132599475
SEX IS WEIRD LOL :)

>>132599421
I love those adverts on Italian tv for support stockings for old men and the like presented by perfect bodied young sex bombshellss

>>132612396
As much as I like being alone in a forest or garden, I love gazing at the women on the streets. Some look great! You feel the good feels and then you move on. Learn to enjoy the sights of women, feel the feels, and move on. You'll discover ease eventually.

>>132613180
It might be slightly easier in the US due to all the nasty women who don't understand that dressing like a slut doesn't show off their better parts.

I'll tell you what being in a Chinese influx zone at just the right balance between not enough for FOB ugly but common enough to work at being cute and fashionable, even though the bodies are frequently androgynous they really can be distracting.

>>132599475
What a fucking weirdo you are Youre the one that texts when talking to people or whilst watching a film

>>132612843
Lol. Cucktholics just love gay sex with children. But then again, what can you expect from an organization which abandons it's own dogma.

Orthodoxy is the only true redpilled church.

>>132608180
>Come to Germany, you won't see attractive women anywhere. They even want to ban using attractive women for advertising.

sounds like heaven

>>132599421

Yep, even most tv shows these days are quasi-pornographic. Makes shows that would otherwise be pretty good, like Vikings, annoying to watch. Games of Thrones, Spartacus, Rome, etc.--all these shows are just slick and pornographic titilation for the masses--a way of seeping such things into the culture until they become normal and people can't go half an hour without pining for their next sex scene.

It creates desire which cannot be sated.

>>132615101
t. Mohammed

>>132599163
Is Sofia Cucci a national hero in your country?

>>132615384
Did they sex up Vikings? I really only saw like half an episode out of the corner of my eye, but I was reasonably impressed that they kept it down to somewhat normal looking people and a few shirtless guys who you'd mire in person but without looking all 0% bodyfat.

>>132599163
Jews promote the worst degenerate kinds of porn.

They seek to bring down the noble goyim down to the level of animal beasts.

>>132599163
>it will never try to shove its jewtilated cock inside you and cry when it realises its microdick is too short to even get in
why even live

>>132611607
if you thrust forward then your ass moves away too, the only way that works is if one of the portals can be moved

>>132616599
Who said portals can't be moved? How did they get there in the first place?

Besides, even though thrusting is the natural and obvious thing to do with your dong it's hardly necessary, especially if you're going through the trouble to set up portals so you can nail your own prostate. Ever see a video of a guy sucking his own cock? I's rare to be flexible enough to do any thrusting worth mention.

>>132599475
Do you get shy when she pulls out the strapon since fucking her makes you awkward?

>>132612035
Because....?

>>132617075
>Who said portals can't be moved?
ever played the game?

>>132618852
I'm not degenerate enough to play games. But when I think with portals, I think they can be moved.

I've seen them move many times in 4chan memes.

>>132599751
Hot Shots

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Yes, op.
It's (((The Jews))).
Not that you are seeing everything as porn now that you are in withdrawal.

>>132599163
it's almost like sex is really important, like it's right up there with food in terms of it's necessity for human survival.

Silly Kikes!

>>132600425
I'd buy that for a dollar.

>>132599751
Return of the Swamp Thing

>>132599751
The Piano

>>132621226
You need to eat. You don't need to fuck. You are absolutely mental leaf.

>>132599751
Batman movies.

The Dollars trilogy

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>>132608638
unf, I love Ppomo. She knows just how to walk up to the line of lewdness without crossing over into degeneracy

>>132599751
Cars 2

>>132599163
I don't watch porn, but in a sense I do, as it is everywhere, sex sells, but I am not buying. I will never pay for a woman's affections.

>>132599751
titanic

>>132624128
That was actually not a bad sex scene once you're willing to accept that the entire movie was about sex except for the plot device about a boat.

>>132624226
thing is, it was a good movie and it had a sex scene

>>132624482
But it barely would have been a movie at all without all the sexual tension climaxing in the sex scene. I have a hard time calling it a good movie if it couldn't exist without the sex scene.

I'd really only give it a pass because it was honest about being a movie that existed for the purposes of having a sex scene. Far better than a movie that's already good and then it's like you
>oh
>ok I guess this is the sex scene
>I almost forgot there was going to be one because it was an interesting movie

>>132624973
i've actually watched it on an iraqi kid's channel in 1999 with the sex scene removed., was still a good movie

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>>132599751
Possession (1981)

>>132625216
Maybe a cultural difference. It would have blueballed the fuck out of a US audience to have all that advertisement and build up only to be tricked into watching a ship sink.

>>132599475
Spoken like a true degenerate.
Also you must be 18 to post here.

>>132622842
wat

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>>132599751
Pulp fiction

>>132625265
good call anon