>5.8 magnitude earthquake
>burgers shart themselves
Fucking pussies, 5.8 is nothing
It is when 1. it strikes far away from Yellowstone but still close enough that people felt considerable shaking in places farther away than Yellowstone and 2. it happens in an area where earthquakes are not at all common.
I live in Helena, Montana and my baby sister (she's only a year old) fell and smacked her head against the wood flooring when the shaking started. It was really rough and it knocked a few glasses off the counters.