> The fact that there's a first world "progressive"

>>132573499
I bet if he was brown they would have let him do it, in fact I guarantee it

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>>132573499
Ave Caesar

>>132573750

> Be me
> Be on week-long European vacation
> Arrive in Germany
> High-fiving the flight attendant as I step off the plane
> Up high
> ...
> She stares at me
> Oh fuck
> I look at my hand
> Raised vertically at a 45-degree angle
> The plane goes silent
> The three rows of passengers nearest to the door peel off their skin to reveal dark blue combat gear
> GSG-9 operatives
> Get beaten to a pulp
> Dragged off the plane like it was United Airlines
> Loaded into the back of a prison transport van
> I make small talk with the serial rapist sitting across from me
> "I tore a baby girl in half vagina-first and fucked her corpse so hard the remnants were barely recognizable as human"
> "I did a Nazi salute"
> He scoots away from me, holding back tears
> We get offloaded at the Anti-Nazi Labor Camp
> Forced to stand in the yard eighteen hours a day and break Nazi memorabilia with ice picks
> SS (Sensitivity Squadron) officer stops me on the way back to my barracks one night, says I'm under quota
> Leads me to the prison gallows
> I hear a "Heil Merkel" as the platform drops from under me and the noose tightens around my neck
> Open my eyes
> I'm in Heaven
> Hitler's looming over me as I lay flat on the ground, regarding me sternly
> I smile
> Raise an open hand, expecting to be helped up
> He screams and smacks my hand away
> Stomps on my face with his steel-toed boots
> mfw I'm a black Jew