Who's planning to /cannibal/ during the happening?
>wasting money stocking up on food when decadent western society has bred millions of clueless human waygu to go open season on
>>132483567
Enjoy your prion disease
>>132483642
>only eating brains
Gethcuu asss outta here mann
>>132483567
Aside from all the ethical and medical issues with this post, why would you care about the money you have spent after the apocalypse?
>>132483567
Seriously, what the fuck is in the water here..
>>132483567
i couldn't agree more anon. clearly we can spot who is and isn't diseased. the tweens are going to be prime meat. i also think that this should be a standard for the purge, if you're too disgusting to be food, then you should be destroyed first
>>132483642
This.
>>132484517
I mean wasting money before the apocalypse
>>132485325
Oh
I mean how expensive it is to buy supplies or even have a nice farm with some cattle and vegetables?
Just seems like you'll go crazy pretty fast from the constant murder and consumption of your own species, you know? When the alternative is chilling with your cows innawoods
>>132484686
This. And we will pluck the fresh fetuses from the wombs of Liberal women for the most prime meat.
>>132483567
me, gonna go hunt all those grass fed humans (veggie/vegan fags) first
>>132485731
You won't go crazy if you're working with a group. My wife is already on board, we feed our kids pork chops a couple times a week so they're acclimated when the time comes.
>>132483567
If you tried to eat me, I'd eat your first nigga
in fact I'll construct a naval vessel out of ply wood and hot glue and sail over with a couple of lads to America
like the good old days
and graze on well fed yankee's
delicious
>>132486052
lmao
>>132486489
No, I think that you really would anon. This is not something the modern human psyche can sustain. But you are right in the sense that being crazy with a group of crazies is pretty much fine.
>>132486632
*you first
>using bodyparts as trap
In all seriously though, I couldn't eat a person no matter what. I couldn't even eat my dogs because they're like humans to me.
If it came down to it, the world would have the cannibals.
>>132486489
Yeah, you need a visit from CPS.
>>132483812
>prion proteins are only found on the brain
Isn't your country education system supposed to be one of the best?
>>132483567
Thanks Dolan
>>132483567
im not a disgusting savage so no
>>132487362
I believe that prions aren't actually in school program.
>>132483642
Thats probaby just a myth to keep us from eating each other.
ALL CANNIBALS MUST DIE
ALL JEWS MUST DIE
ALL NIGGERS MUST DIE
NO MERCY FOR THE SAVAGES
>>132487533
Fuck that made me laugh
>>132483642
This, fpbp
>>132483567
>Implying most humans aren't either too old or have done too much physical activity to produce tender meat
Humans would literally only be good for Stews and goulash, nothing more. We're just not bred for consumption, and it shows.
>>132483567
>becoming a jitter bug
>i will be exterminating all cannibal jitter bugs during the happening, so don't go outside fraggit
>>132483567
Nothing new under the sun
As the king of Israel was passing by on the wall, a woman cried to him, "Help me, my lord the king!"
The king replied, "If the Lord does not help you, where can I get help for you? From the threshing floor? From the winepress?" Then he asked her, "What's the matter?"
She answered, "This woman said to me, 'Give up your son so we may eat him today, and tomorrow we'll eat my son.' So we cooked my son and ate him. The next day I said to her, 'Give up your son so we may eat him,' but she had hidden him."
2 Kings 6:26-29
>>132483567
I don't want to deal with skin walkers during the happening, fuck you
>>132483567
No no no.. that's not what you do.. you have 4 closed off rooms.
>First Room - Detainment, you process your prisoners here
>Second room - prisoners are stripped, shaved, and slaughtered here
>Kitchen - meat is cooked here
>Mess Hall - Working prisoners are fed delicious meats, with an added bonus for those who work the hardest
And what will the prisoners be working on? Tending to your farm of course. They will raise pigs, goats, sheep, cows, chickens, ect. You've just converted cannibalism into capitalism.
>>132487622
>myth
>>132486489
You'd just end up getting shot by someone like me, and thrown into a pit full of dead assholes like you.