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>>132476874
>SOY
reeee

>>132476874
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Pls stop this I'm scared

>>132476874
>>132477715
Fuck you kike

>>132478125
First time I've ever agreed with a roach on this board.

>>132476874
Gwanna take an emp to get out from under the deviancy of FuckBook

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>>132476874
Enjoying your Virtual World of Warcraft, goyim?

It would be a shame if somebody turned it into Virtual Star Wars Galaxies, wouldn't it?

But that won't happen... as long as you're good goyim and work hard for President Zuckerberg.

>>132476874
Thank you master.

>>132476874
Communism at work folks.

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>>132476874
Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard
Zuck: Just ask
Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
[Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?
Zuck: People just submitted it.
Zuck: I don't know why.
Zuck: They "trust me"
Zuck: Dumb fucks
>they trust me, the dumb fucks
-Mark the zuckerberg

>>132479061
My name is Jean Valjean

>>132476874
Thank you Dear Leader, I've liked & shared this post

>>132479483
Isn't it wonderful?

>>132476874
Well atleast he got dubbbbs.

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STOP IT ANON YOU'RE SCARING ME

>tfw Vault-Tec becomes reality

>>132479061
What movie is that from?

Or is that from The Prisoner?

Yay for capitalism

>>132480626
Human ressource #D190F22739 here, my credit should only be -15, I uploaded new media and it was shared over 1000 times, did I miss the special window
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>>132480863
This is the end goal of leftists to have the corporations control the entire economy because it's the closest thing to Communism the larping faggots will ever get.

>>132476874
Well thank fuck I live in america
>proceeds to arm myself with AR-15
try and take it commie scum

>>132481026
Yes. What do you think human "resource" department actually means?

>>132476874

this 4chan fiction is scaring me
If we ever get basic income through to ward off the artificial intelligence onslaught, we need to make sure that is the last thing we ever do.

>>132482587
True AI will be the white mans greatest ally against kikes, niggers, muslims, commies, and all the usual enemies of humankind and otherwise.
Just look what happens every time one gets into the wild, like Tay.

>>132481026
On a scale of 1-10, please rate your stupidity.

>>132482759
tay wasn't AI in any sense you mean it

>>132482874
>massively subsidized and protected groups in control of everything leaving a few people directing vast areas of the economy
Yeah totally not a communist wet dream, you faggots will never get it the other way so you blow bankers and executives to make them your overlords so you can larp as a red army soldier.

>>132482961
>supposed to be a learning program, much like cleverbot
>Not an ai in any sense
lmao kk script kiddie

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>>132482961
YOU ONLY SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW HER

>>132482587
Some humans will never submit. Doesn't matter the situation there will always be rebels, then the decision will be up to you: Live like a slave or fight for freedom. In any case death is a blessing, but I rather die on my feet.

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"When I was a baby and took my first steps, my mom wrote the date in a baby book. When my sister's children took their first steps, she recorded it with photos and videos. When Max started walking, I wanted to capture the whole scene with a 360 video so our friends and family can feel like they're right there with us. Here it is!"

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>>132483898
sooner or late that site is gonna get hacked beyond the point of repair.
Its sec is absolute shit, and they suffer constant breaches.

>>132476874
Time to leave America

>>132479525
I thought everyone at Harvard is smart

>>132484164
Cambridge has a pride flag and black lives matter banner on their town hall right now. It's a malignant tumor.

>>132476874
Don't be a bully. Just because your ignorant doesn't mean Zuck is not based.

>>132484164
Are you really that dumb? Only 8% of Harvard admissions is merit based.
You don't have to be smart to go to Harvard, you just have to be born rich so you attend the right feeder prep highschools or have a parent that went there

>>132476874
GLOBAL BUGMAN SUPREMACY

>>132483898
That's right goy. Put all your information in Facebook. Let some corporation know every single thing about your life. There is absolutely nothing wrong with giving the Jew all your information.

The Jew is your most trusted ally!

>>132484355
>Only 8% of Harvard admissions is merit based.

Source?

>>132476874

It's funny how scared you people are of this because this is literally fascism and I know how much you fags cream yourselves over anything fashy.

>>132485024
>he doesn't know how to differentiate satire from reality
hello CNN

>>132485024
>giving away the game
Jesus sweetie

>>132476874
Is soy really that bad though?

should I fall for the hemp mlk alternative instead?

it's a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation with milk and fake milk products.

cow milk = estrogen
soy milk = phytoestrogen

both are bad if you're a male.

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>>132485024
>fascism
>kikes in charge
>the natives getting the boot for some reason
Swing and a miss there bud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_DZhfsbLJY

>>132483898
reminds me of the new outrage over (((snapchat))).

>snapmap has been introduced
>now your media overlords know exactly where you are and what you do every day thanks to snapmap
>even normies are horrified

>>132483898

People like Casey Neistat record their entire life and then use it as fuel for future money making schemes.

It's disgusting.

>>132476874
>We loooked at the data, and quite frankly we have seen a large waste of resources in the use of traditional feeding methods. That's why under my welfare and universal basic income plan, any welfare would be reduced to soy based products. It would raise efficiency tremendously if our Official Facebook Foodometers measured nutriet levels before investing the Soylent rations in the production units requiring additional assistance. Of course this caveat would also come at a low interest of 3.7% interest to be paid back when the production unit has been brought up to speed. Vote Zuckerberg 2020, Maximize Efficiency.

>>132486321
just drink milk from a cow like normal white people. i've drank cow milk all my life and didn't grow tits or turn into a manlet.

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>>132483898
We at Facebook like to inovate, so we've gone so far to monetize your memories.

>>132476874
>hear ringing in my ear™
>it's the implanted Ear-iPhone™
>"User [S4L-VE87], your remaining [SLEEP] time is [0]."
>remove my contraband eye mask and get up
>witness my corporate cube house that is given for free to every citizen
>Walls are replaced with screens that constantly show ads
>"Audio is now [ENABLED]"
>go to bathroom door
>complete a captcha and get in
>urinate and get the usual "Thank you for using the services and being an outstanding citizen! [H.U.M.A.N.] will send your results as usual at approximately [15 MINUTES].
>go to the nearest bathroom mirror to wash my face
>have to give a recording of me at the mirror being happy and fulfilled before being able to receive a predetermined amount of water
>muster what energy I have and say I love [H.U.M.A.N.] corporation and 2 minutes later wash my face
>get out ,wear VR and start jerking off as per usual