>he's a CNN reporter >on the internet >with a

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>he's a CNN reporter
>on the internet
>with a journalism degree from a prestigious university
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he writes misleading articles to fulfill his own agenda
>he investigates memes on the internet as part of his "job"
>he investigates posters on the internet who post memes he doesn't like as part of his "job"
>he threatens people who post memes he doesn't like with doxxing
>he blackmails internet users with the backing of his company
>he will never be a real journalist
>he will never deliver actual news
>he will never be respected as a journalist
>he will never know what its like to cover real issues with actual investigation
>he will never be relevant