>"land of the free"
>can own puny handguns that might stop a criminal breaking into your house, as long you weren't forced into the prison industrial complex by socio-economic factors and therefore not allowed to have a gun license
>can't own personal nukes to defend yourself from North Korea
Why does /pol/ say civilians should be allowed to own guns since it takes 10 minutes for cops to show up to your house but not be allowed to own your own nukes when it takes even longer for the military to react to nuclear threats?
>>132466792
I wouldn't bother, I just make sting operations in advance
>Buy nice sports car and leave it outside my house
>Turn it into a car bomb
>Apex niggers raids my house one night for car keys
>have car keys lying in obvious spot in the kitchen
>hide in my secret hiding spot
>await for the explosion if successful.
Similar situations is
>leave sports car out front
>apex raids house
>they walk into a room of 30+ white supremacists awaiting to attack them
>>132466792
Nukes are hard to clean when they get dirty.
Did someone steal the cheese curds from your poultine leafanon? Your metaphor is a hot ghetto mess, like a fat slut in surrey.
>>132467276
Now this is LARPing
>>132467495
I'd kill for some poutine right about now