Slovenians and Croats On A Brink Of Diplomatic Crisis Over A

>>132465937

croats have one of the most troll coastlines in existence, I consider them to be the dicks of the situation as slovenia is pretty small and harmless country

>>132465937
>Diplomatic Crisis
Don't flatter yourself.

This is what you get when you have turkish rape babies for neighbours.

>>132466396
Čaki da Erjavca pokličem ti bo poslal protestno noto

>>132466657
How cute. Now let's see if you have the balls to talk tough with Austria and demand their lower half of the country. Or even better, try that with Italy and demand Trieste "back".

>>132466961

I want Austria to annex steier back, not the other way around, silly little turk.

>>132465937
mountain jew. you will stay landlocked or face your demise

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>>132465937

>>132467197
>>132467343

Turkish rapebabies hiding behind EU flag, as if they're full EU members yet kek

Slovenia is a non country and we completely support glorious croatia in their annexation
T. World

>>132467544
Why are you so butthurt?

>>132467544
Why are you so butthurt?
What did i ever do to you?
I actually like you guys.

>>132467693
Its actually the other way around

>>132467807
He takes /pol/ seriously, kek

Honestly, why is Luka chimping out? We won fair and square, why do you even want that 0.000000001% of your coastline anyway? This process took so fucking long, let's be done with it.

>>132468065
How?
Croatia has existed in the 10th century and slovenia was created in the 20th century
learn some basic history before talking shit

>>132467807
>I
Show flag, disporia

>>132468170
I am not a diaspora
this just an european flag
and you have no basic knowledge of slovenian and croatian history

>>132468364

Neither do you desu, our flag exists since 7th century, for example. Our language is oldest and most archaic slavic language in the world. Etc. those "niko ne priznava slovenscine i ciganscine" are irl memes in croatia and you're too uneducated to realize them for what they are.

>>132468156
what is Carantania?

>>132468364
t. Watch one season of Croatian Kings and act like an expert on balkan politics
Show flag

>>132465937
Why would the Croats cater to some Jews?

>>132468585
I said i am croatian you actual faggot
>>132468543
>>132468364
WE WUZ KANGZ
kys
you guys make up shit and act like it actually existed
fucking kek

>>132468665
>still hiding flag
You are not croatian.

>>132468156
Slovenes came to this territory 500-600 years before Croats. Ruled that lands couple of times. It is you who should have learned history, uneducated piece of human garbage.

>>132468665
Karantanija was one of the proposed names for our country in 1990. But the majority chose Slovenia

>>132468665
Croats be like WE WUZ HUMAN AND WHITE AND SHIEEET

How's poverty mate?

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>It's another episode of "former Yugos argue amongst themselves"

>>132469219
Ssh don't interrupt, I'm watching these specimens

>>132468846
When did you come exactly
Tell me the exact century
>>132468872
Rip
>>132468947
Don't know

>>132465937
You'll end up like Russia and Ukraine. Have fun.

>>132469382

It's okay. You can tell us. We happily help the third world. We will help you too!

Croatia shows its true colors here

>>132469722
<3
>>132469767
go home janez

Ooohh,a diplomatic war,pls no.

>>132468665
You are very welcome to come and visit any time. We have museums and libraries. Unlike your fantasy king our history is actually verifiable.

>>132469931
Still no source for the claims you made
Really makes you think

>>132469906
>calls me disporia
>literally hiding flag and refuse to show flag

>>132469767
why?
if mexico wanted a part of your land that they have no right to,would you give it to them because "they don't have as much land as you do"?

+they are acting like fucking cunts about it,with bribing european courts in their favor

>>132470015
>being this retarded
i already told you i am croatian

>>132470132
Okay , cool.

So is there war or not??? Fucking hell

>>132469977
If you are too poor to visit or too retarded to use search engine on the net, it's not my fault.

>>132470286
No war, only shitposting.

>>132470325
I am not going to search shit
Your whole country's history is made up
Why are you denying it?

>>132465937

Just go back to Russia. The two of you.

>>132470286

We don't want to go to war with turks, we might get disease or something. Or the stench they would bring. Unimaginable!

>>132470428
Gr8 b8 m8

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>>132470441

>>132469977
Well, if nothing else, there are "Freising manuscripts" which confirm the existance of slovenian speaking folks somwhere around this aria before 1k AC. One can assume if there is written word in slovenian, spoken word has been here quite some time before that.

>>132470111
We've already lost our southern half of the country to Mexico, they have effectively taken it.
From what I understand you're just losing some territorial water so Slovenia can reach international waters from its own shore. It's a dick move not to let them, plus you usually claim to be bros with them.

>>132470365
Fuck..... If only war was as easy as how it was before

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>>132470428
>Just go back to Russia

what are you smoking?

>>132470476
AC??

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>>132470489
No Croats in Slovenia, no war. :^)

>>132470476
>Freising manuscripts
they are from the 10th century

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>>132470397
>Your whole country's history is made up

>>132470716
>10th century
I stand corrected, that's what I wanted to write.

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Can't we all just get along?

>>132470774
What are you,some sort of fag?

>>132470730
(you)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Croatia

>>132470910
>existed as a province for a 1000 years
>never had an actual country before it
WE ARE LEGIT GUIS

>>132470774
It's the balkans

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>>132470910
We have a wiki page too

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Slovenia

what a terrific opporunity to make the fabled sava-piran canal
we war yuo now

>>132471006
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Slovenia
still technically older than you
BTFO

>>132470487
they are the ones being cunts about it,they want to take a part of our country based on fake claims,like real mountain jews

>>132470910
Wrong reply dude

>>132471217
Oh nevermind

>>132471217
I know, i corrected it
see>>132470972

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>>132470774
Shut up faggot, we all want Balkan Wars 2: Electric Boogaloo.

>>132470397
Of course you won't. Dumb piece of shit. Calling you retarded was an understatement.

>>132471362
Then link me an actual source that proves it, if you care so much

>>132465937
Why?
Go kill muslims you worthless fucking huns.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ua1WB-fovQ

>>132471178
Which part exactly are you talking about?

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>>132471359
Fine. But this time no meddling from the West. Last one alive lock the door!

>>132471420
>huns
Slovenia wasn't under Hungary (only our small eastern part was) but Croatia was.

>>132471637
what does he have against hungary anyway?
hungarians are one of the best people in europe

>>132471637
I don't care, kill muslims, not europeans.

>>132465937
Is Croatia becoming the new Serbia?

>>132471717
probably got cucked by one

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>An international arbitration court has handed Slovenia victory in a long-running maritime dispute with Croatia.
The Permanent Court of Arbitration in the Hague ruled that Slovenia should have direct access to international waters in the north Adriatic Sea using a corridor crossing Croatian waters.

>>132471748
Bosnians are europeans

>>132471883
No. They're roaches.

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>>132471957
Don't think so

>>132471758
No
We have shit tons of disputes, this was to be expected

>>132472009
Disgusting traitors.
Kill them all.

>>132471413
Paulus Diaconus - Historia Langobardorum. You know what a library is right. Right?

>>132472009
literally muslim serbs

>>132472229
they arent serbs, there skin is not brown

>>132472229
Nah, serbs are darker
>>132472222
quads
why did you start shit talking croatia in the first place, you know that my point was that there was no slovenia before 1991, just a province of some country.

Reminder that the Moutain jews will NEVER EVER get our clay. Fuck off Zlovenci fuckers, if i see you on the beach i will spit on your stuff.

>>132472346
stfu catholic serb

>>132472461
lmao
somebody is triggered

>>132465937
kek, slovenians think they are tough with 5 liters of sea water and one ship that doesent fit in the entire slovenian waters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC_SQQCJ3Qg&t=1s

>>132472397

Kek, such is the life of a turk

>>132472905
hows it going Janez Ibrahimovič?

>>132472891
>one ship
>>132467617

>>132471447
the part that connects you to international waters

>>132473483
The arbitration court says that's still yours, we just have a multipass.

>>132473656
why? based on what? why should we let you pass if you cheated and acted like jews?

>>132473906
>if you cheated
but we didn't you dumb hamster. stop listening to the FAKE NEWS

>>132474481
>>132473906
yes you did but its pointless to argue now, nothing will happen with the border all stays the same, if anything this is a good oportunity to distance ourselves from mutti merkel towards V4 and Usa and UK, the eurocucks germany and france + benelux are on your side tho.

>>132474762

And you've got the turks

>>132475086
whats the obsession with turks? half of slovenia is from bosnia and you are talking about turks kek.

>>132475405

Those aren't slovenians, though

>>132475650
yeah and? what do we have to do with turks if you are a bosnian colony?

>>132473906
First you said we stole some of your sea. Which you now agree it's not the case.

Because in the arbitrary agreement you agreed for the court to establish it. That's the technical reason.

Then the practical reason is: your goal is to cripple Luka Koper. Our is not to allow you that.

>>132470286
Balkans MVCII Electric Boogaloo?

>>132470518
You aren't helping your cause. If you look like New Zealand we have to invade you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xUYbI64QHI

>>132475752

You're turkish rape babies, bosnians are here to do the work we don't want to do for us.

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>>132465937
Will Trump come to the aid of Slovenia? Will Slovenia be an American protectorate,projecting power in Central Europe and the Med?

>>132476129

That's Maribor mate. I'm sure we would rather die than give it to someone else

OY GEVALT
YES GOYM, SEND WHITE MEN TO KILL AND DIE IN THE HANDS OF OTHER WHITE MEN
YOUR REPLACEMENT IS ON THE WAY ALREADY
THIS PLEASES THE YID

>>132472009
Roaches have those feelers coming from their mouth parts. It's how we tell the albino ones from humans.
Albania is so named because they are all albino roaches.

>>132471420
Still better than worthless fucking 60%.

>>132476131
if you werent retarded you would know that they never conquered us, and bosnians are there to make little slovene-turks.

>>132472346
Not talking shit, it's called history. Something you have obviously no clue about. If I btfo you again, you'll just find something new to call a 'point'... kys

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>>132476936

Naw man, nobody is breeding with bosnians. People here value money above all else (sad), and bosnians are working for slave wages.

Pic related, do your turkish genes tingle when you see it? It was a shoemaker in turkish disguise to flood the Maribor bridge against turkish invaders.

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>>132477113

Flood that bridge! No croats, I mean turks, allowed!

>>132467807
You oldfags remember when the EU flag was a rare? I used to post on it using an old version of Opera mobile,people asked me if I was in the devil's lair of Bruxxeles.

>>132476131
> That's how Germany became Turkland, California became Cartelland.
If you will not work you don't deserve your own country.
I'll give the Croats and Serbd their due. when they came here they worked hard and only bombed and machine gunned each other on national holidays.

>>132477278
>old fags
>2 weeks ago

Anon, I...I've been shitpostin on 4chan for 12 years

>>132467056
Is this advanced hard core insult baiting 2017 tactic or? Here is a (You)

Always liked Slovenia, Croatia not so much. This thread is good proof.

You treat balkan-idiots like reasonable adults, what do they do, they start killing each other

I'm glad the monarchy broke up, since now there is a giant between us and the barbarian slavs.

>>132477368

Yeah I know...we have a lot of people with ić or ič at end of their last name here nowadays...it sucks, but I would honestly not go to work for under 3000€ a month anymore.

In contrast, bosnians love to work for as low as 500€ a month ... nobody in Slovenia will work for that money. Literally nobody.

>>132477479
14 years here, it is nothing to be proud of.

>>132477113
Kek, i didnt know turks had blue eyes and light hair, i guess im a turk now thx for the info.
heres a true story:
What does a bosnian do in Slovenia? Search for a job, and what does a Slovenian do in Bosnia? Search for his father ;)

>>132477830

That joke was funny...20 years ago when I heard it for the first time. 58125th time, not so much anymore.

Bosnians represent 1% of the population here, btw. Turks represent 100% of the population in Croatia. Those blue eyed light haired people you speak of are Slovenians as tourists.

>>132465937
>ALL OVER SOME THRACIAN CLAY
You monkeys don't even deserve to borrow

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>>132477479
it's more like a month since they brought the fagflags back, as you can tell from the lack of cacadian flags,but I feel your pain, I was mostly a blueboard guy until somewhat recently

>>132478257
1 percent kek. stay mad non country ;)

>>132478257
>I've been shitpostin on 4chan for 12 years

>Writes literal fish bait
A guy would think, you would get good at this after 12 years of shitposting...

>>132478768

As you can see, it's good enough.

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>>132468585
Kangz ducumentary is breddy gud

Fuck Croats. Slava to Slovens

>>132470774
Try with cats next time

>>132479032
Croat kangz were Nazgul with small yappy dogs?

>>132465937

This is a non issue. Our politicians should just ignore this. The EU court has made it perfectly clear how things stand and it doesn't matter what Croatia thinks. Send the patrol boats to the bay to prevent anyone from entering illegally. Fire warning shots, if need be. If they dare fire back at us for complying with the EU ruling, they're gonna get fucked by sanctions and we'll just accept a NATO occupying force in order to rape your country by proxy, since we don't really have a military. But we're fine with that. As long as we take you down with us. Do it, faggots.

I honestly want a war so we can btfo croats again.

>>132479359

Kek, I can recreate more interesting wars in my bathtub with my toys than what an actual war would look like between Slovenia and Croatia.

>>132478951
Oh, you should have just asked for (You)s, you dont need to be silly stuped.
>>132479189
We lost big catholic bros :(

>>132479359
Balkan war = rape, murder of old men, rape, murder of old women, rape, murder of kids, rape, looting of old Ladas and more rape.

Followed by massed precision weapons pushing every ones shit in because the rest of the world remembers what happens when balkan-niggers are allowed to chimp out.

>>132479577
Seriously, I wish Slavs could get along but why are you chimping out over a tiny part of a bay. Slovenes got my full support here..

>>132477713
agreed, I wear it as a badge of shame
>>132479694
we're not even close to a war, don't listen to these retards. it's more like bantz, but on a government level.

>>132465937
ffs why dont we just give it to you
its pritty much yours
its all politics for popularity both from your side and ours

>>132479258
What's wrong with yappy dogs
Horses are overrated

First they ruin yugoslavis now they want to ruin other peoples coastlines again

When will the balkans get rid of the hilly jew

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>>132465937
>Slovene navy
>Slovene sea
>Slovene coast

>>132480073
Sorry that we stopped the flow of free-money for you.

>>132475753
>actually beliving we want to cripple Koper
stfu nigga
we have agreement with you that every boat can enter slovenian waters without being searched.
we just spend 5mil € on showing whos dick is bigger and gave masses distraction from crooked polititians

>>132479905
Because its natural that people would want to keep what they believe is theirs, i honestly dont care and these threads have been started by slovenes last couple of days and i understand, they want some bantz, but generally its just an issue for people living around those parts. If you follow the thread you can find out why people care. Bonus point goes to the fact they think slovenes paid up the judges so what can you do.

>>132465937
Trial by combat.
Stipe Miocic against whatever slovenia has got

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>>132477830
>Kek, i didnt know turks had blue eyes and light hair, i guess im a turk now thx for the info.
You can thank baba Osman for your aesthetics, disgusting Balkan rapebaby

>>132469275
you're taking a break from watching sand nigger fuck your girlfriend? This is like commercials for you isn't it?

>>132479694
>>132480008
I dont think that shit ever happened when it comes to slovenia and croatia in regards to any wars they were involved in. Unless ofc you believe in debunked lies about ww2. You gotta go more south for that stuff.

>>132480323
>we have agreement with you that every boat can enter slovenian waters without being searched.

I still prefer to have something with more weight for that.

>we just spend 5mil € on showing whos dick is bigger and gave masses distraction from crooked polititians

I can completely agree here crobro.

>>132480323
Think how many penis extensions 5mil would have bought. Declaring Croatia the winner would have been easy.

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>>132470518
>that naked degenerate faggot in pink bodypaint
way to ruin a good movie

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>>132480462
Yes, turkey sequel reporting in!

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>>132479359
We have better things to do mate.
Like fucking your girls at summer vacation.

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...we should just give them the fucking bay. Who the fuck cares, we have like 2000 km of coastline.

But noooooo, we have to be all nationalist and shit and defend the homeland.

I hate this country.

>>132480625

>Slovenia
>Ljubljana

top kek niggra, you should take a look at Maribor, 200 cm is minimum or you get executed.

>>132465937
literally no one gives a shit expect for politicians

>>132480849

and some 12 year olds itt

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>>132471359
>2
>not 22

>>132480846
That would be filthy hercegovina if we are being realistic, dalmatia 2nd place in height. And feels bad they dont have height for slovenia in general only ljubljana.

>>132480533
so lets resume what did you actually get with this shit?
junction which is the same shit you had before
lost all desputed land, lost radar od st gera of which we didnt care
got like what 50km2 of sea? its like 2 more fishing boats
i know our polititians are retarded as fuk but yours just hit new level of it
+ you financed whole thing probably briebed judges and didnt get shit

>>132480505
To the rest of the world the Balkans is one location and basically one people - a bunch of retards who still argue over whose cousin raped whose goat 500 years ago. The fact that you still can't get along, even after evidence of religious wars, two world wars and civil wars is just draw dropping amazing.
Nuking Japan worked, raping every woman in Berlin worked.
I'm hoping Trump and Putin keep those examples in mind if you fools start your shit again.

>>132480636
So he is going to go to war for access to the beach. As an Australian I can understand and support this.
Last major riots here were to force Kebab to act civilized or piss off from the beach.

>>132480622
a) The directors boyfriend
or
b) Token faggot required by EU financiers
or
c) All of the above.

>>132481312
>blah blah blah

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>>132481312
>To the rest of the world the Balkans is one location and basically one people - a bunch of retards who still argue over whose cousin raped whose goat 500 years ago.

I can confirm this is 100% true

>>132465937
Independece for South Slavs was a mistake.

>>132472397
Truly a massive shit for brains aren't you. Pray to god that you see those stupid motherfuckers on your beaches. Pray. Every. Single. Day. Pray that the day Slovenes start taking their vacation money and business elsewhere never comes. You are one suicide bomber at the beach away from your 'country' becoming an actual third world shithole.

>>132473906
and based on what did you actually get whole Istra? Based on collaborating with the fucking nazis? So we fight on side of allies, we lose Trst as thx and you fight with nazis and gain Istra as a reward?

The place was getting freed by bataljon from koper too. The border on south was literally pulled out of the ass on the partisan meeting.

Stop your whining ustaša, if anything, you should be happy that you even have some or
land there, based on your contribution in 2nd ww.

>>132481517
As if you had a say in it.

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>>132480073
stay poor monkeydonia

Also, is it really that important to have this direct international sea access? We can always go through Italian or Croat waters when Hurrvatska joins shengen

>>132481312
War ended 20 years ago, you know some people who lived through it are still in their 30's-40's? It takes a generation or so to get over it. Already my generation(90's) doesnt care one bit about it, the first time i actually realised people talk about is when i started coming to /pol/ years ago. And here everybody talks as if they were directly involved in all historical wars, you should probably realise that.

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>>132480622

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>>132465937
>Slovenians and Croats
Who and who?

Slovenes are pretty good at bantz here. What makes them superior in banter compared to other ex-yu

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>>132480846
>200 cm is minimum or you get executed.

t. headless horseman

>>132481576
>You are one suicide bomber at the beach away from your 'country' becoming an actual third world shithole.

yeah, it's just a matter of time I think

we have NO PLANS WHATSOEVER on how to not be completely broke if we don't get money from tourism

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>>132481674
made something for you croatia

>>132468151
There is one thing a Croat always keeps. His COAST!

>>132481849
>we have NO PLANS WHATSOEVER

this plan worked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mfi8TUeoXjo

>>132481921
Isn't Croatia feminine? Wouldn't it be her coast?

>>132482094
with such neighbours as "friends" who needs enemies.

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>>132481879
saved

>>132482170
he said "croat" m8

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>>132482094
Time to get enriched!

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I may have a solution to that

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>>132482263
making more in alphabetical order

at G now

>>132482418
perfect
i support this

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>>132482263

When the dragon takes of it loses it's tail.

>>132481231
If we didn't get shit, why are you so mad about it in the first place?

Also, do you really believe your propaganda about bribed judges? What institution do you think that was? Agrokor?

>>132482498
delet

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>>132482412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLQBpImc1LQ

>>132468151
cuz we have undisputed borders with others nighbours. if we give you our clay everyone will want out clay.

so fuk you andraž and fix that damn ski track i almost killed myself this year

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>>132482418
Nope

>>132482582
I support this too

>>132470111
How can you say we have no right if the whole point was a territorial DISPUTE not land grab.
We both claimed right and the courts mainly proved us right. So fuck you.

Our clay now and forever.

>>132482582
I would be okay with that, although Free Territories rarely end up good for any of the parties involved

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but does Croatia have redpilled women?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQyqxqCzXsA

>>132482646
we still didn't give you shit though

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>>132482646
Are you sure about that?

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>>132482474
All that free time...
>>132482498
Had to give herceg croats access to the sea -_-

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>>132481879

>>132482498
dragon is taking shit
>>132482508
>>132482558
this
+ and few families that live of fishing in that area just lost their income. you happy now?
youll be richer by what 2-3 tones of fish a year
gg jernej

>>132482699
wow you're so based!!

>>132482418
and how do you plan to gain that? By force?

My grandfather fought you gypsies and Germans. Said that Germans were well organised proffesional army and that when they attacked them, Germans fought back without hesitation. On the other hand he said, when they attacked Italians they were throwing guns, yelling Mama mia and running like bitches.

you gambled away that roman empire glory long ago, this days you would probably lose Trst if you tried anything :)

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>>132482871

>>132482887
Coming from slovenshitia

>>132482887
>you gambled away that roman empire glory long ago, this days you would probably lose Trst if you tried anything :)
don't get cocky now
i am pretty sure even bosnia would beat you in a war

>>132482551
Well at least you know they will all go to germany, if they didnt get there already. Nobody wants to deal with them here, yet we were forced to do so. Now they are coming through italy mainly.

>>132482965
we don't need that shit because we don't give free shit out to people
best defense, lmao

>>132482646
it was not dispute
borders were writen by international law
your arguments were: muuh clay reeeeeeee
and case of your police dealing with some shit that happend 40 years ago when we were in same country

slovens on /pol/ are literal faggots

I've never seen so much anti-Croatian shit even from s*rbs

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>>132482418
Better yet

>>132483283
don't worry
it will pass when they realize they aint getting any clay

>>132483355
We don't want clay we want water. You got most of the clay anyway.

>>132481674
I grew up with Serbs & Croats in the seventies and eighties. WWII was well & truly over yet they tried to kill each other here, on the other side of the world. Then 40 years after the last war they take it up again at 'home'.
Nips and Krauts by that stage had been reintegrated into the civilized world for 30 years and bent on economic dominance.
Something is broken in the Balkan mentality.


>>132482646
What is the seabed made of? If its sand then your claim to rightful clay is invalid and you need to start all over with a claim to rightful sand.

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>>132483283
Depends, this thread was pretty satanic when it comes to their attitude, but some times they can be nice and brolike. They are still 2nd biggest tourists here.

>>132481754
In your language? Bottoms for Turks.

>>132483534
lmao
half of their population goes to croatia every year
why do they keep coming if our country is so fucking shit, i wonder?

>>132483613
Cheap vacations, food and whores.

>>132483613

I come for the gipsy goulash, it's easiest to get it in croatia

>>132483671
kek, most slovenian women get dicked here for free.

>>132483671
>whores
interesting
I am from Zadar and i've fucked about 6 Slovenian women in the last 3 summers
Your girls really do love this mighty Dalmatian cock
>Cheap vacations
You said you guys were super rich???
how come you don't go to portugal or spain then?
>food
literally the same food as yours
lmao

>>132483613
their wives are addicted to croatian dicks so they get it twice a year, in summer and winter

>>132483452
I think you missed the part where post-WWII we became unified with them in a communist country where mentioning nationality you pay fine/penalty and you should not mention god or christianity. Take those two things and apply it to mentality and economy and you get the result.

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>>132483791
slovenes eternally btfo

>>132483751
kek, isn't your country filled with bosn*ans?
they make some gypsy tier gulash i bet

>>132483791
True. That's why we have to dick your women in kind.

>>132465937
It's fun to see the kids fighting between themselves.
We all know that Salvore is Italian.

>>132483613
Who said it's that bad. That's precisely why we are going to grab pieces of it from time to time.

>>132484056
>Who said it's that bad.
about 90% of slovenes on this thread

>>132483842
>You said you guys were super rich???
>how come you don't go to portugal or spain then?
Let's just say there's a reason everybody calls us mountain jews around here.

>>132483671
>>132483751
>>132483791
>>132483842
>>132483847
Im getting a decent chuckle out of this but it should really get more civilised. Every thread about ex-yu countries ends up having these same comments about "easy cheap whores", "i fucked so many of your wimin dewd kek".

>>132483355
Believe or not, but these morons started to shitpost about Croatia a long time ago

Probably, /pol/ convinced them that they are more based than we are, lol

>>132484130
can't argue with that
>>132484155
i am not lying though

>>132484189
Who cares about what /pol/ thinks anyway
Its filled with normies and faggots nowadays anyway

>>132484155

But...that's why I come to these threads. Without the bants, what else is there?

lel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDUSXPXf6D8

>>132483851
So? The ones who came here had freedom of speech, freedom of religion. They set up social clubs with free fire zones and razor wire fences around them, then plotted murder against each other.
I agree communism completely fucks society, but bounced Czechs and Slovaks didn't go to war with each other. Its the Southern Europeans who just can't let go of grudges.

>>132484339
the only reason there is so many ex yugo shitposters is only because our unemployment rate is 15% in almost every country
lmao
i am just chilling on a balcony right now, and getting my pay check from these shitty german tourists
feelz gud

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>>132484339
Discussion of the topic n shiet.

>>132484409
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf8ZPS72Opo

>>132484500
>our unemployment rate is 15%

We only have 80k people who are unemployed

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>>132465937
Must be quite shitty having only a 46 km coastline

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>>132484705
>doesn't know his own demographics
lmao
slovenian education everyone

>>132484514

What the fuck is the topic? Top 5 jews of both countries are duking it out and try to get idiotic masses to hate each other again? Kek

>>132484705
Anon. We have 80k people who are registered at the unemployment office. That's only the people actually looking for a job. If you stop looking for a job you don't count as unemployed even though you don't have a job.

>>132484713
As long as they have decent sewerage treatment plants it will be OK.

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>>132484857

>>132484886
This is /pol/. I thought we all assumed that as a baseline for discussion and then got on with the bantz.

>>132484896
Most of those are working illegally or in Austria/Italy/Germany

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>>132484900
Is it bad if most of those are from Yugoslavia?

>>132485009

Exactly. I think we have some newfags in this thread. Sad!

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>>132484409
( ._.)
>>132484886
Well there could have been some more constructive discussion but i guess based on this thread, it has been about turks and jews.

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>>132485218
>it has been about turks and jews
as is the law of ex-yu threads

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>>132465937
>modern battleship, Ankaran

that is not a battleship. Not even remotely.

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>>132481849
Also this. Lights out, get fucked. What can you do, sue us in the EC? lol ol

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>mfw slovenians are going to take dubrovnik before us

NOT FAIR

>>132485820
well we are paying for it
so that's kind of illegal
you know?

>>132485820
bomb the shit out of you. and occupy slovenia in a week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KHRK7UXaL8

it ended like this last time dont you remember?

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>>132485983
gib bay of kotor mounting nigs

>>132486145
lmao

>>132465937
who cares , go back to irrelevant corner

>>132486170
DONT BULLY MONTENEGRO

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>>132485983
>mfw Montenegro will take ancient Serbian city before us REEEEEEEE

>>132486170
IT WAS ALWAYS OURS YOU CATHOLIC MONTENEGRINS
>>132486387
t-thanks

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>>132486520
>catholic montenegrins
hey, thats actually funny :D:DD

Why do croats have this distinct negative smell?

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>>132487699
I dont shower when meeting with you.

>>132487699
you get all sweaty after fuking slovenian chick

>>132465937
what else is new?
we shall have it our way sooner or later, access to international waters belongs to all nations with a coastline

>>132488272
I loathe our regime media, fucking parasites
repeal the ZRTVS nao

>>132488636

That's not very (((progressive))) anon. Pay your rtvslo bill and go to bed, it's getting late.

>>132488636
Whaaa? Why don't you want to fund a propaganda outlet? Are you a terrorist or something?

>>132486145
while you bomb the shit out of our irrelevant few towns, we'll be bombing the shit out of Zagreb. Then if you're going to invade, you'll lose half of your tanks and armor on your way to Ljubljana.

After that you can take it over if you want. But when if you do, you still need to hold it and survive holding it. Good luck holding a decentralized territory with few thousand small villages and towns that are self sustainable, full of hills , terrain that is 70% forrest.

How many do you plan to send in that invasion? half million or 1 million?

>>132465937
Wait . I am confused op. Is it HAPPENING® or not?

>>132489206

Of course. Croats are going to bomb Ljubljana. And we will help them do it!

>>132488791
>>132488803
I'll let my chosen flag answer that, as a matter of fact I'm renewing my opt-out for the parasites in two months, I remain (((media)))-free since 2003 or so
they will never extort a penny from me, ever

>>132489300

Checked.

I haven't paid them in 18 months now. Fuck them and their propaganda

>>132489206

Not happening. Slovenia won in court. They are given a corridor to international waters in the Adriatic.

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>>132488930
>bombing the shit out of zagreb
im in, purge the lefties

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>>132470910
>Croatian history

>>132489427
they will come a-knocking unless you opt-out; regarding the latter: as long as you have no receivers capable of receiving the signal you're alright
I've never had them try to check up on me either, I wouldn't let them in my castle anyway

>>132489786
still more than slovenias history
lol

>>132489633

Trading bombing of Ljubljana for Zagreb. We all win :)))

>>132490001

I own my place, can they even enter?

>>132490157
With a warrant they can.

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>>132490012
Question how noble houses did Croatia had and so post your favorite family emblem,I will post mine aswell.

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>>132490157
nope, on your opt-out you either tick that you allow them inspection or state why you want to opt-out
I simply stated my reasons and never consented to anything more

>>132490364
that's an entirely different matter

>>132490364

What time do they go around jewing?

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>>132489786
>serbian history

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>>132490544
Beutifull,fucking beutifull.
We should back stab the eternal Tatar just out off tradition.

>>132490464
No clue honestly
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_noble_families_of_Croatia
there u go a list of them
My favourite is probably
Sinovčić

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The FUCKING amount of Zlovene butthurt ITT is amazing.
You aren't getting shit and you're still going to get cucked into paying a vacation on our nice coast ;)

Croatians are sandnigger scum.

>>132491028
janez go back

>>132491014

t. Turk

>>132491203
at least he can afford to go back

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>>132491028
Literally impossible to be noticably different from neighbours like slovens.

>>132491284
lmao
i mean our diasporas are 10x richer than you

>>132491014
better make some money then so you may return to your useless existence post-august

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>>132491234
t.Janez Ibrahimović

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Ive been following this ever since racan and drnovsek made an agreement. Its obvious that the slovenes are just trying to play it off as a small irrelevant piece of water but it acrually gives them access to international waters and the port town of koper will be direct rival to croatian ports in istra like pula or rijeka. The way slovenes achieved this is by semi blackmailing croatia into this by denying them the entry to EU if they didnt accept foreign arbitration. Later it was found out the whole rotten process ti begin with was compromised when cro intelligence found out slovene arbitration was having secret talks with slo government and cro backed out of all this. Its obvious slovenia is using underhanded tactics and is actively trying to impair its neighbor. Im fully with croatia on this matter, you have to defend every inch of your land. Cro has a stronger and bigger navy than slovenia will ever have so if you just play it smart the slovenes can march around with that paper all they want but if they dont have the means to seize power in that bay its not theirs. Good luck crobros

>>132491427
>i mean our diasporas are 10x richer than you
kek plural

>>132491622
>cro intelligence
ayyy lmao

meh we should really just enforce schengen and stop supplying your homeland w/ nuclear power

>>132491622
Go home Hrvoje. Your flag is fooling noone.

>>132491825
>meh we should really just enforce schengen and stop supplying your homeland w/ nuclear power
WOW SO IMPORTANT
we can just get electricity from an another source you actual retard
>>132491860
at least he can afford to go home :^)

>>132491825
>>132491860
You guys are really rotten, the country that you declared independence with and whom you have been together with in so many past coubtries and when you are supposed to stick together and work things out as neighbors you resort to shitty balkan backstabbing tactics, you are acting more like balkan subhumans than croatia but you love to call them turks etc.

>>132492185
Afaik croatia is well on its way to energetic independence with the LNG Krk terminal being built soon among other projects