>Be working for CNN >Sitting around in office, not much

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>Be working for CNN
>Sitting around in office, not much to do.
>Mostly just talking with my co-workers
>The red alert sounds, I snap back to the computer like all of my co-workers should
>Donald J. Trump has made a new tweet
>I instantly paste his twitter into the searchbar
>Loads, see gif of Trump closelining CNN
>My insides are burning
>I can already hear my black transgender jewish co-worker screeching from the inside (internal opression is REAL baka)
>My fingers are frozen above the keyboard, shaking and convulsing
>I can't find anything to combat this tweet
>Suddenly, a demon possesses me
>My fingers are spasming all over the keyboard, I have no control
>I am on the webpage of some random reddit user
>Scrolls down, /r/the_donald posts mostly
>Find slightly offensive posts, save them
>Find the closeline gif
>Screenshot it
>My face is burning, my fingers are working the work of a thousand sons
>I am on his facebook page
>Black out, wake back up in an hour
>On my screen is his address, full name, internet provider and his family's whereabouts
>A chat log is brought up, showing me doxxing him into apologizing
>What the actual fuck.fakenews
>Stroll out of work, get extra $800 bonus from boss
>mfw my yamaca almost falls off on the way out