>be mississippian >mississippi, your county specifically,

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>be mississippian
>mississippi, your county specifically, don't want to secede from the union
>state legislature barely scrapes by with a secession vote
>fugg
>1861 and join the confederate army
>eventually desert and just go back home because your county is really blase about the whole confederacy thing
>by 1863 shit has hit the fan in mississippi and the Union wins the siege of Vicksburg
>lots of the county ends up deserting and fuck off innaswamp
>confederate foragers acting like bandits throughout the countryside
>Your name is newt knight
>you're nearly seven feet tall with eyes that pierce a mans soul like hot knives who is known far and wide to be able to load a double barrel shotgun faster than any man alive
>you and your deserter buddies start chasing off confederate foragers from your farms
>the confederates start burning farms and hanging people
>so you kill every confederate in 3 counties and raise the stars and stripes over your land and request for the Union to lend you military aid
>they send you some rifles
>you asked for cannons
>fugg
>fuck off back into the swamp for the last leg of the civil war and make Jones county a confederate exclusion zone
>union wins war
>literally nothing changes besides reconstruction fucking everyone in the ass
>confederate cucks hate your goddamn guts
>but you're 6 foot 7 and a fucking monster so they don't fuck with you
>pump 6 kids into a black mistress and 9 into your christian wife
>hollyjew spends 50 million turning your story of a anti confederate unionist who becomes a US marshal in Reconstruction era mississippi into propaganda where your main drive is your love of niggers
>movie makes 25 million dollars
Just watched this waste of two hours with my family for July4th. If anything I was angry that they couldn't make a compelling or properly paced piece of anti white propaganda. Shit movie that I only understood because of knowledge of the Civil War.