/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER GENERAL – Rober Is Now On Duty Edition

CHECK YO

K E Y S

>I got oooooooouuuuooonne...in the park"

File: chicago.jpg (344KB, 900x600px) Image search: [Google]

344KB, 900x600px

Best city!

File: yys_response_to_gun_violence.png (1MB, 1181x753px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1181x753px

Stay safe and CHECK YOUR KEYS

>>132428993
you fucking idiot newfag. we are only allowed 1 general. why make a thread when an idiot made one earlier that was still on the board. i told yo0u not to remake

>I got ooooonneee in the park

/cpd is now a musical adventure

>Short male black pistol whipped caller

>SHORT MALE BLACK

>>132429263
kys

File: CHIRAQ_GENERAL_012.jpg (4MB, 3500x2462px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 3500x2462px

Tasty fresh bread. And friendly reminder that stable is not a condition.

Chicago police should really switch to 10mm or 5.7's.

Those 9mm and .40s&w don't put down niggers high on PCP fast enough apparently

>another fire

>>132429425
youre a fucking newfag that doesnt understand the board. lurk moar you fucking idiot. and stop making threads with only your image. just stopping making threads you have no idea what you are doing

soo conjewed witch bread is alt right with me

>>132426761
>>132426761
>>132426761

Use this thread until it hit the limit

>make new thread at 200
>get mad when new thread is made at actual limit

>>132429689

KYS you thread splitting faggot. You made that 80 posts early.

>>132429437
What do you mean? Is it just a tv thing then

>shots fired off lawndale

>>132429689
>go to this thread
>thread refers back to this one

Roberts you need to check yo breads

>>132429852
op of other thread is an idiot but so is this guy. when a thread is made your you migrate to it when bump is reached you dont fucking remake.
>>132426761
>>132426761
>>132426761

>very long open key

Shit open key

Is crabby the dispatch tonight?

>>132429959
And do tell, summerfag: which one is more active?

File: good_sir.jpg (248KB, 500x657px) Image search: [Google]

248KB, 500x657px

>>132429689
>waits for 200 posts
>tries to split
>gets btfo
>waits for 300
>tries to split again
BTFO

this is the /cpd/ thread, faggot. get used to it

>car on fire

>>132429959
>>132430076
The other, naturally. Get with the game y'all.

>BMW Vs mivivan
>adult father is beating on her front door?

>>132428993
Thanks for the apology faggot

Listen to how many people are in the background when dispatch is open.

also long as me and jesus robert are on this bread this is the truth bread til other wise stated

God damn open keys 247 get ur shit together chicago im not even dispatch and im annoyed.

>>132430014
fuck off fag

Automatic weapon???

>>132430815
Ten to twelve shots.

>>132430815
that's the new normal

>>132430815
Prolly just some nog with a glock firing fast. No one in Chicago can tell a semi from a full auto.

>house on fire

>>132428993
I live in Illinois, near Chicago.

This is my first CPD thread. What are the main memes I should know?

>>132431062
Welcome, Robert. Don't forget to check your keys you sassy slut

File: 1494135474340.jpg (24KB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 400x300px

>cancelled call

Awwww

>>132430564
I'm still here...listing quietly as I shop around for my soon to be new firearms. I have faith the lord will ive me the tools I need for the task before me.

That's a lot of fireworks.

>>132431161
Who...who is robert?

>all these fireworks

I wonder what he did with the 12 gauge.

>shooting in the 1200 block
>male was just searched and has a 12ga shell in his pocket
>dect. going to holy cross(?)
>2nd floor real, victim in custody for domestic items were destroyed.

>>132431401
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

>>132431401
Robert is the eliminator of Male Blacks

>boyfriend has a gun and hit her

>male His Panic hit his latina gf

latina lives matter

>Male white fighting and chasing female white

>combative diabetic

You're all in the wrong thread

>two male blacks both shot going to hospital
>any unit just take a fucking car and get out there

>>132432120
no, op on the other thread is a newfag.

File: 1499154198016.jpg (155KB, 851x939px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 851x939px

>car on fire.

I wonder where crabby went. I hope she has better things to do then lurk here.

>>132432120
this is now the standby thread. wait for the faggot one to expire and keep bumping.

>>132432120
i agreed to a truce

>vice complaint. 25 people....hold this
>my life changed(?)
>throwing fireworks
>3335 setting of fireworks, apartment smells like fireworks
>arg. battery two cars shot up

smells likey fire works

>gun at lake shore drive
>burglary just occured at 2024 Iowa
did i hear that right?

>>132433081
Yes

>one gsw to right calf
>in fair condition

>female who is in destress is crying on the ground, seems to be a domestic.

WATCH THOSE FUCKIN KEYS NIGGA

>guy in backround yells "nooo!!"
>UNITS WATCH YOUR KEYS

watch yo got dam keys robert

File: pepe53.png (36KB, 865x526px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 865x526px

at this point im too deep in the bud nips too care
> burn this mofo downnnnn

whats the body count up to?

>male shot.
>fire in the park at (?) mez park?
>male hispanic tried to open door on back deck

>>132434038
over 9000

>child abuse western and taylor

>child abuse, two men on a bus acting lude with child with blond hair
White power bro, your turn.

>>132434335
sometimes this job is too much, but i just keep going

>>132428993
CHECK YOUR KEYS

>>132434555
confirmed for possible crabby. Them numbers.

I doubt that "a vacation" could honestly help anyone in that kind of the Robert/ems/ER nuse situation. It's all the same eight people with different names and faces. I hope there's something more positive than a half empty bottle waiting at home.

>>132434335
sometimes this job is too much, but i just keep going

>check yo keys

>>132429609
5.7mm doesn't do enough damage. its a needle bullet. real fast, real small. also, the FN FiveseveN doesn't have a long enough barrel. the bullet was designed for tank crewmen, helicopter pilots, etc. that needed a lightweight fully automatic weapon. 10mm all the way though. Delta Elites and Glock 29's/40's pls

A battery in progress times three on Zone 6

File: FN_P90_PDW.jpg (129KB, 1920x880px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 1920x880px

>>132429609
forgot to mention. the bullet was made for a P90.

Hey look at that! The new thread is already ready for us!

>dumpster on fire in the back of the school

i'm a fucking migrant now

>>132435787
Antifa again

>>132435787
The entire city is a dumpster fire.

and thats how you do it. newfag ops. i make next thread if we get to that point. youve lost your thread making rights

>>132435749
The comfy keeps smoothly rolling in.

>Drug user parked in front of callers house

>in front of the house using drugs

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>132435877
keys check'd n kek'd

>>132435877
you read my mind

there's also a band called Dumpster Fire

>>132435877
dubz speak truth.

>>132435877
tru

CHECKED

File: cumdumpster.jpg (181KB, 358x500px) Image search: [Google]

181KB, 358x500px

LITERAL DUMPSTER FIRE

AT DA SKOOL

3400 POTOMAC

SASSY.wav

OO SHE SASSY TONITE
aint takin NO shit

Somebody mad

Dispatch is NOT having it.

Dispatch on the offensive

dispatch sass! she's down to brass tacks tonight

>dispatch getting upity as fuck

>block party that should have ended at 22:00
>people blocking the street
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA4DG804VuI

>YOU'RE ALL CUTTING EACH OTHER OFF AND I'M NOT DEALING WITH IT!
Dispatch is going from crabby to nuclear tonight.

File: keys.png (21KB, 530x410px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 530x410px

>>132436101
>>132436108
>>132436110
>>132436112
>>132436151
>>132436169

File: countshotsfired.gif (1MB, 3000x1187px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3000x1187px

>>132431401
night shift cops. Check keys= make sure your radio isn't transmitting (buttons can get held down when robert sits in the car, Shots fired=One shot, two shot three shots fired AH ah ah!= Count from sesame. Sassy and Crabby dispatch, Male Black=Dindu Nuffin Good Boy. Welcome to CPD Robert.

File: ken rosenberg 03 -- gta vice city.jpg (39KB, 625x390px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 625x390px

>>132436025
i always think of this game.with these pics

Zone 5
Nonstop shootings

>group of people fighting in front of the church
preach

File: trump_he-man.gif (2MB, 272x204px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 272x204px

welcome to the real thread Roberts. I'll be your OP for the remainder of this flight through Chiraq. It is now safe to unbuckle your seatbelts as you might need to rapidly disembark and blast some dindoos.

File: 154056479.jpg (55KB, 361x475px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 361x475px

>>132429261
Smash duh muhfuggin keys nigga

Can I get a rundown on the score so far?

With humble faith I invoke the power of Kek to hear Robert bag some game

>>132435906
>>132436301

Open Keys, Closed Caskets

File: IMG_4520.jpg (272KB, 772x1024px) Image search: [Google]

272KB, 772x1024px

I miss Sassy and Crabby

Brit Robert, checking in. I heard this is the comfiest spot on /pol.

>>132436179
>>132436169
what did she say? i missed it

>>132436460
Welcome Robert. Please keep your keys checked.

>>132436510
Something to the effect of Yall motherfuckers need to stop talking over each other

File: 1498893432481.jpg (3MB, 1942x1294px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1942x1294px

>>132436301
put more catching thread cover pics

>>132436510

Everyone's cutting each other off and she's not taking it.

>20-30 people fighting in the alley

>20-30 people fighting in the alley

everybody was kung-fu fighting

>>132428993
20-30 people fighting in an alley?!?!?!?!

FIGHTING IN THE ALLEY

File: Image 31.jpg (55KB, 498x500px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 498x500px

>>132436453
Can you keep me up to date on that card. I made it last night and haven't had a chance to play. The anon who gave me the idea said we had 3 streets that were duds. Post it when you're done so I can edit it if we do.

>>132436402
i'm not the one that broke shit

>>132436460
I would hope so, glad to have you on board Robert and always check your keys.

File: eb57d0f2aac8db4cdec41ffebcabe599.jpg (28KB, 564x317px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 564x317px

>>132436460
You heard right anon, get comfy and listen for awhile.

File: image.jpg (292KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

292KB, 1024x768px

>>132436460
You heard true

File: 1496300069671.gif (1MB, 1920x1200px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1200px

>>132436609

>>132436609
>>132436609

yeah day doesn't apply

>>132436193
this, basically
>>132436510
she snapped at Robert and made it clear she's not dealing with his slack

Is that woman crying?

Good work today CPD

>>132436398
>more gunshots than I can count
>more fireworks calls than I can count
>more shit on fire than I can count
>dude shot in the arm, ass, and twice in the head
>at least two machete attacks
>dude missing half of his head, possibly from a fireworks accident

File: crabby.jpg (216KB, 851x939px) Image search: [Google]

216KB, 851x939px

>>132436453
Bonus crabby when she was in her prime.

>>132436510
Y'all are all talking over each other is basically what she fired off at the Roberts.

>>132436398
> dumpster fire x10000
> fireworks x10000
> shots fired x 500
> cars on fire
> 5 people shot, 2 head shots, others are body and appendages.
> machete fights/assults
> blonde child molested on the bus
> 15+ people fighting in an alley
> crazy woman about to be detained
> domestic abuse and assult
> KEYS HAVE YET TO BE CHECKED
> dispatch got sassy

>Male HIS PANIC shot in chest

He ded

>>132436722

I only get a few Robert hours in before I've got to start work. Precious moments.

>disregard, those are just fireworks
lol

>disregard they're just fireworks
>when your city is such a battlefield that you disregard certain crimes to deal with others

File: 1498889711676.gif (472KB, 1246x763px) Image search: [Google]

472KB, 1246x763px

>>132436752
a bit saturated desu

File: 20170704_235754.jpg (821KB, 1200x768px) Image search: [Google]

821KB, 1200x768px

This look better? Im no gimp pro, they always seem to come out dark.

File: Nigga Heaven.png (2MB, 1875x775px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1875x775px

>>132436917
Precious memories for precious moments

>Attempted suicide

F

>rapid shots fired

>attempted suicede?

>rapid shots fired at 3300 lamoyne

>>132436609
let's go with
>>132436854

>>132436950
Every 4th is interesting, they need to respond to every gunshot call but are often too thinly spread to deal with an actual incident.

File: CHIMpCAGO_POLICE_RADIO.jpg (2MB, 1160x1601px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1160x1601px

>>132436460
Get out your safari kit, redcoat. We're traveling through the congo.

File: 1497666709278.gif (98KB, 245x280px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 245x280px

>Attempted suicide.
>Rapid shots fired.
>Big crowd

Were they talking about officers not coming in?

>>132437072
>>132437076
Thinking it's just some fireworks

>>132437033

You guys got any tips for making these Robert covers? I'm a gimp.

>>132437033
>>132437044
see
>>132437094

File: IMG_4521.gif (1MB, 320x200px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 320x200px

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qITFrGhg2S4 kek

File: robert9.gif (238KB, 1024x691px) Image search: [Google]

238KB, 1024x691px

>>132436301
>>132436609
agreed
one of you Roberts is an OC machine

what happened with the fed that got carjacked for their m4 gloc etc etc

baseball field on fire

holidays aren't over until you either clock in or sober up the next day.

YESSS dumpster fire too.

>she's not happy and wants to speak to a supervisor

Bitch do you think this is McDonalds?

burning garbage everywhere

>>132437372
robert machine broke

File: alasondro alegre.jpg (10KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 480x360px

>>132437280
>>132437347
is anything not on fire

>>132437205
>dredge intertubes for hi-res chiraq images
>pick your filters and textures
>shoop it

there is a green vehicle using drugs. the new cars sequel is dark.

>>132437372
I feel as though Robert can save some time and knock out the backlog by putting out the dumpster fires using the complainant.

>>132437205
>i'm a program
so meta

>>132437262
that wasn't me. i do have gimp skills tho

>rapid shots fired on lemoines
spelling?

>>132437445
White neighborhoods

>>132437280
i'll really kek when the lake's on fire

File: index.png (14KB, 205x246px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 205x246px

>>132436828
Holy shit, that list got real. Arm, ass, AND twice in the head? That logic though

>multiple machete attacks like that's a normal way of doing things

Thanks anon, this will be a good safari

File: Mrs.gif (274KB, 346x498px) Image search: [Google]

274KB, 346x498px

>>132437504
?

>>132437422
The entire city is a dumpster fire.

File: cpd.jpg (384KB, 1024x574px) Image search: [Google]

384KB, 1024x574px

>>132437222
i dont give a fuck who makes the thread. but if you do it you need to stop being a fucking newfag. you were clueless how to migrate and kept posting to sage. and in the future never make a thread with your oc unless someone has done it first. it makes you look like an attention whore. ive made dozens of these threads never once used my oc. too many good content makers in /cpd/ not to share their work.

For all time I've spent listening to scanners across the country, this is the first I've heard CPDs.

This is like a demented, fever nightmare.

>>132437676
that's what dispatch said. suspicious green hatchback using drugs.

>>132437761
Welcome to Chicago.

fighting in front of a church. the irony

>go check out a 20 person crowd

File: Chicago 1957.jpg (78KB, 500x747px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 500x747px

>>132437229
Our grandparents and great grandparents had niggers all figured out. They were right about everything. Man, desegregation sucks so bad.

>>132437205
i just reposted some popular ones.

File: Mr Jackson.jpg (307KB, 801x1200px) Image search: [Google]

307KB, 801x1200px

>Mr.Jackson wants his son to stop drinking
It must be hard to raise talent in chiraq

File: 1466561595198.jpg (12KB, 474x473px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 474x473px

>>132437761
Fall asleep to it some night while heavily intoxicated. It's fun. I promise.

>20 people at Peterson park
>BMW driver speeding and not stopping at lights
>female caller says she got victimized and ran away crying at 1110 noble

>>132437759

Wew

>>132437759
This

File: 1498964982974.png (800KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

800KB, 1024x768px

>ran away from Montana and is seeking shelter
du fuck kinda logic sends you to Chicago for shelter?

>>132437947
while the left is actively promoting black only spaces. I love this time line

>Group fighting in front of church

They need Jeebus!

>female screaming for help on west oakdale

>>132438038
Illegal immigrant or abused woman? Chicago protects illegals.

File: cnn blackmail ready to dox.jpg (156KB, 750x796px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 750x796px

you guys seen the happenings on TWTR and PTG?

CNN got caught blackmailing the minor who posted the Trump CNN wrestling GIF

TWTR is going crazy

>>132438182

Yes

>loud reports
>they're definitely not fireworks

>10-12 shots fired, definitely not fireworks

>male is screaming and crying in background
>young inocent timid dispatch "fe-female is screaming help me, caller thinks she's inxoicated"
awwww so cute sounding : 3

>definitely not fireworks

>>132438207
lmao oh wow. wrong thread but wow

>>132438207
There are 30 threads about it at the moment.

STAY THE FUCK OUT

>>132438207
Yes but thatll be around july 4th /cpd/ wont be around till next july 4th. Bye.

>>132438207
Dude, fuck CNN. They are literal human garbage. I hope their dumpster fire is big and glorious.

>>132438207
Because I think you need to be called out I'll post again. Fuck you.

>>132438256
new dispatch turns to crabby dispatch as she levels up.

File: 12 Count with special guest Crabby.jpg (10KB, 250x185px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 250x185px

>Not fireworks
>12 shots fired
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZshZp-cxKg

>>132437759
Yes. Use some of the amazing OC that has been posted prior to the thread. If it is a slow night, bump with your OC if needed.

>>132438207
unless it is a major happening stay the fuck out of our /comfy/ thread.

>30 people fighting in alley

Can't wait to see the worldstar video

>>132438430
thanks RObert didn't have 12 pic yet

>>132438207
pls stop bleeding into our comfy. we'll go check on our own in due time.

>>132438304
this

>>132438038
im from cali and iv thought about moving to chicago.
rent is much cheaper and big city means more low end jobs

>>132438207
This thread is for male black discussions, not your shitty "let's all gangrape CNN" fuckery, get out

File: desu.gif (1MB, 356x200px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 356x200px

I hear Roberto... he says someone is blocking the "meedol of the strit". Good ol Roberto. Oh... He needs more units.

Rollan for something explodes and we get burning black people.

>>132438408
sadly. I hope she finds a good Robert who will encourage her in life and stay with her.

>>132438388
>/cpd/ wont be around till next july 4th

yes it will

>5-6 shots fired at chicago and noble

>female screaming "help me"

>>132438489
CNN capped their weeklong fuckup with threatening to dox the guy who made the silly Trump/CNN vid. Might be a major happening.

>>132438406
wow, so CNN really does stalk here

Ive been in CPD thread for hours and just popped out and saw this

glad you autists already knew everything

and no

Three threads over the past 8 hours? Well done, Roberts. Hope everyone's /comfy/

what are the best days of the week besides holidays to listen to /cpd/ ?

File: 1499218412067.gif (874KB, 2000x1333px) Image search: [Google]

874KB, 2000x1333px

EVERYONE SHUT UP ABOUT CNN.

REMAIN CALM AND CHECK YO KEYS.

>>132438388
Prime inner city TDM season continues until November. We'll have plenty more /cpd/ until then.

>>132438207
3rd time. I'm usually not one to call out shills. I think it's starting to harm discussion here. But why they fuck would you post this in here? Who the fuck names there images like you've named yours? Who the fuck spaces like that? Who says TWTR? What is this kykery? Nigger

>>132438586
>july 4th /cpd/ wont be around till NEXT july 4th

Shoulda added 'edition' to it.

>>132438780
Male black is most active on weekends

>>132438388

This is a nightly topic though this is our chicago christmas gift in July

>>132438780
end of the month when the gibsmedats have completely ran out. Fridays and Saturdays. but every night has its gems Robert

>>132438692
you must be a newfag too. liars lying, thieves thieving, jews jewing is not a happening. major happening is somthing like a major terriost attack on US soil.

>>132438408
this shit wears you down
listening to this, day in day out
damn

>"THERE'S A BIG FIRE"
>hangs up
lol

>>132438780
thursday-sunday nights, but occasionally we get a lively mon-wed night. as long as it's warm out we've got entertainment after sundown every night.

>>132438780
weekends are pretty fun but the male black chimps out 24/7 365 due to being male black

>theres a large fire
>another garbage can is on fire

>>132438986
Is it rising?

>another garbage can in on fire

>>132438207
>>132438692
>>132438715
Here they are lads.

>check the area...see if you find a fire. >>132438979
it really does mentally mess with you after a bit. I honestly don't think this will ever end.

>another garbage can is on fire

aww a lil baby dumpster fire

>>132438979
Nah I think it'd be hilarious

"Another garbage can is on fire..."

You can hear the resignation in her voice

File: 1492541003808.png (299KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

299KB, 900x900px

>>132438556
>rent is much cheaper

it's not

>big city means more low end jobs

...woohoo?

File: Chiraq fire of 1871.jpg (49KB, 550x377px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 550x377px

>BIG FIRE
>check the area and see if you find a fire
Every trash can in Chiraq is on fire, even if Robert doesn't find the intended fire, they will find A fire.

>ricky got kneecapped

chiraq is an antifa wet dream

File: 1458531149324.png (990KB, 797x785px) Image search: [Google]

990KB, 797x785px

The next big Chicago fire nearing?

>Ricky Collier has a gunshot wound to left knee, in ER room 30

>person shot in ER room 30. 20yo. GSW to left knee.
>we don't know where he was shot.

File: 568-e1417458502242.png (334KB, 575x575px) Image search: [Google]

334KB, 575x575px

>group of male Hispanics have DJ equipment set up on the sidewalk

>>132439082
Nigger what are you babbling about?

Tonight has been super comfy all around. I think there was more chimping during the day though.

Man passed out behind dunkin donuts??

NOT THE DUNKIN DONUTS

>>132439223

she meant the location since he gave 2 conflicting ones where it happened Robert.

File: sweden.jpg (458KB, 1408x1056px) Image search: [Google]

458KB, 1408x1056px

RICKY COALEATER HAS A GUNSHOT WOUND

you can't make this shit up

>White Male behind dunkin donuts
Rare
a
r
e

>>132438556
If your looking for low end jobs. move way out in the country to a small town and just be a gas station attendant. make enough to live in a trailer and have a car. never look for low end in a city that's just tarded

File: robert10.jpg (443KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

443KB, 1024x576px

>>132439062
they expect at least one MALE BLACK in the wreckage, brother

File: 67irqkjzmtzx.jpg (38KB, 780x438px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 780x438px

>>132439316
And he got his gun? Enough.pepe

Is this the hero we need

File: comfy.jpg (108KB, 601x601px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 601x601px

>>132439082
While I know of /ptg/, I have no fucking clue what a 'TWTR' or 'PTG' is. I just know I want them to stay the fuck out of my comfy.

File: cnn black felons.png (139KB, 1772x580px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 1772x580px

>>132438811
>3rd time. I'm usually not one to call out shills. I think it's starting to harm discussion here. But why they fuck would you post this in here? Who the fuck names there images like you've named yours? Who the fuck spaces like that? Who says TWTR? What is this kykery? Nigger

WTF? Ive been in CTG all fucking day and seen shit tons of shills and new neat posting here with less fucking hate than I got so I will answer you questions

This does not harm the discussion here

I would post this in here cause Ive been in here all night and had no idea what was going on outside this thread

I name my images so I can find them easy

Anyone who has spent time in college spaces in MLA format

Anyone who follows twitter on the stock market knows the symbol is TWTR

You tell me what this kykery is...nigger

>>132439104
cheaper than california, and i dont have much exp so ill take minimum wage any day.

>>132439324
Why is there a Robert meme of everything? I really have to hand it to you guys. The other day a guy had a Robert of Kojak

>>132439438
that double spaced lines...
read between the jews

Dammit, Ricky!

>>132439302
lynch them monkeys

>>132439464
yea but you are better off living in a small community for min wage than a huge city

>>132439438
You got 3 posts in this thread, none of which are /cpd/ related. Please go to your thread. We aren't here for that, we can see the other threads here in /pol/ for that. It doesn't need to be here.

wooo, more fireworks in alley

>>132439190
UP THE RA!

File: 11220832_1650427995172575_4975741705227890328_n.jpg (32KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 480x640px

>>132439302
>>132439214
cant imagine why he got shot. looks like a find upstanding man

File: 1491216288523.jpg (41KB, 396x382px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 396x382px

>>132439438

>>132439438
Everybody look at this post, look at the ID, and then move along.

>>132437759
fine you do it. i only posted my oc because there was a request and it was a 2 min. text edit. don't fuck this up. also, go fuck yourself. the other op fucked up the previous thread.

Someone just definitely got killed while calling the police

>>132439665
much upstanding. i'm sure he was gonna be an rocket engineer.
captcha road oxford

>>132439291
£5 says Belfast

>>132439766
Sounded like it

>>132439464
Minimum wage in Chicago is several dollars above national too. You could do okay but you'd probably need a roommate.

File: ct-met-kass-illinois-failed-state-map-20170620.png (55KB, 750x422px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 750x422px

>>132439464
>cheaper than california

It's not.

Chicago is the San Francisco of the Midwest when it comes to real estate prices

.crabbiness grows

>>132439753
bitch you were told not to make a new thread and to migrate. you still made a new thread. so yes you did fuck up. drop it and learn.

>>132439804
Ack me DOUF

File: wojack_computes.jpg (148KB, 648x595px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 648x595px

>>132439531
>Kojak
Y-y-you too, anon.

>>132439823
>dat nigger belly

>>132439952
lmao robert

Well Roberts it's time for me to sign off, ignore the plebbfags and stay /comfy/ Night!

>>132439766
Digits don't lie... rip

>>132439804
Does your country want some Male Blacks? They're strong and healthy, and used to pulling trains

>>132440066
goodnight Robert. stay comfy

>>132439531
Robert is everywhere.

/largegroup/ fighting with officers!

>officer needs asst at albany

>ALL AVAILABLE CARS

>officer needs assistance
>all units
>116 aberdeen

File: MST_drag.jpg (107KB, 800x592px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 800x592px

>>132440007

>large group fighting at 5-7 and Aberdeen
>group of teens in a car is so intoxicated they can't turn the car on

Uh oh robert needs backup

ALL OFFICERS CALLED

BIG FIGHT TIME

>/largegroup/

I got more drama and more yous posting about CNNBlackmail and TWTR than any other post in this thread

if I was really a reddit shill...why would I ever leave?

not trying to fuck up the comfy, I was here for the bear gun discussion a few treads back and thought I found a happening

>>132440168
Roberts beating male black in bunches. wew

>>132428993
This is my first time here, are we just laughing at police trying to chase down nig nogs?

>>132440117
nice try, ain't falling for that, though

File: image.jpg (124KB, 287x287px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 287x287px

Stop all this shitposting in my /cpd/ thread reeeeeeeeee

>>132440138
Oh shit it's a chimpout!!! Oh please riot....I'd love to watch some Chimpcago buildings burn down.

File: basedstickman.gif (1MB, 600x338px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 600x338px

>>132440138

>>132440229
Welcome, Robert. Here's a gun and a radio. Check your keys.

>>132440229
We aren't laughing. We are cheering on Robert. Riding the midnight waves of Chiraq.

File: 1499061266141.jpg (109KB, 750x1000px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 750x1000px

>>132439952
pic make you hard?

>>132440306

Who the fuck is Robert?

File: 1498614388360.gif (83KB, 700x393px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 700x393px

>>132440229
>laughing
Sometimes, but stay awhile and it starts to hit you deep in your soul.

Am I going to be able to read about how much of a fucking carnage tonight was in the morning paper?

Will any of this even be reported?

Will the famous Chicago Tribune reflect at all how absolutely devastating tonight has been for the city of Chicago?

>>132440229
Hell no.
We provide timely and insightful comment on the problems plaguing Western civilization.
And support the hero fighting the decline, namely Robert.

>>132440300
>>132440306
Sounds good, I think this will make good background noise to study to

>>132440351
whelp, there's always someone.

>>132440369
It's literally just another night in Chicago.

File: summerfag -21.jpg (655KB, 1600x945px) Image search: [Google]

655KB, 1600x945px

>>132440252
sup summerfag

>>132440369
no white girls seem to have been harmed so im gonna go with no

>teenagers too intoxicated to turn car on

File: weaponizedautism.gif (929KB, 500x284px) Image search: [Google]

929KB, 500x284px

>>132440351

Robert is the hero Chicago needs but doesn't deserve.

>>132440351
Male Black's archnemesis.

>>132440229
No we are here to witness the struggles of the finest men and women in blue that ever existed. We can't be there for them in person but we can listen and pray for these fine warriors of justice and civilization. they are the canary in the coal mine.

>>132440252
Welcome to the Internet pussyfart

They attacking McDonalds

>>132440369
this is actually kinda mellow to be honest.

Someone needs to remake im getting an error

>>132440577
Oh shit you're right new thread

>>132440535
exactly this. Well said.

>>132439843
Southern Wisconsinite here, don't you fucking dare slough that shit off onto us, Muhwalkee is already bad. Just integrate Chicago all the way into Gary Indiana and we're golden.