ITT: we roast the USA in honor of July 4th >land of the free

>>132409561
>Canada
>Free
>Worships the Queen
>Entire air space is controlled by NORAD

>>132409561
>be a leaf
>go to prison for saying nigger
Watch out leaf. I'll tell the mounties that you called me an redskin.

>land of the free
>our own government made serious attempts to drug and brainwash us on multiple, separate occasions
>also, NSA + PRISM

>Land of the leaf
>prime minister apologizes to terrorists

>>132409561
>Land of the free
>Cant dude weed lmao in most states.

>be american
>get shot

>>132409561
>be leaf
>have sex with animals bc it's okay

>>132409561
>land of the free
>fight for Israel
>survive
>die wafting for VA healthcare

>>132409561
>Canada
>no freedom of speech
>asians crawled in like cockroaches
>shit food

i like aberica

>>132409561
Only niggers and spics go to prison. It's like summer camp for them.

>>132410397
Can't into full auto guns anymore without kilobucks is worse.

>>132409561
maybe that's because we actually incarcerate people when they suck dogs dicks and molest animals unlike leafland

>>132410752
Overhyped, outside of heavy nog areas, chance of getting shot is low.

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>>132409561
>EVERYONE CONFUSES ME FOR AN AMERICAN BUT WHEN I SAY SORRY THEY LAUGH AT ME!!!! I CANT GE TIT OUT OF MY DICTIONARY!!!!!

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>>132410752

A true classic. What about

>richest nation on earth
>69% of Americans have less than $1000 in savings

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>be leaf
>national drama teacher sucks off achmed
>at least its not america

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>>132409788
>88
Those numbers do not lie.

>>132409561
Be pol worship e whores who cry about refugees that America made by destroying their homelands

>>132410397
weed is everywhere and cops dont give a shit about it. if you get arrested for weed your either dealing, using it in public, or driving while intoxicated all of which is illegal with alcohol as well

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This is what makes America great. Happy 4th of July.

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>>132411303
*gets shot*

>>132411411

true, but a lot of those people live in mcmansions and drive luxury cars and go on 2 vacations a year. they consume as much as possible without regards to what could possibly go wrong and require emergency savings

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>>132411041
>That Flag
Unless your names Heinrich, we probably wont like you.

>>132411549
Eh, better. 5/10?

>>132409561
canada is gay

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>starts a war and kills their brothers in Britain due to taxation
>average man gets taxed to death over a long period of time by the Jews instead
>now celebrating this, the most autistic birth of a nation

>>132411041
>tfw when grandparents were italian and german

>>132412389
>Canada
>gives money and asylum to terrorists
>arrests people for not knowing a made up word
>tradoo

yours was pretty good though I laughed