/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER GENERAL – IT'S STILL JUST

first for 15 shot

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Here's to hoping there will be multiple coon deaths tonight.

WATCH YO KEYS

>132404373
>Is there like 4 fires going on? Its going to be amazing tonight what are your bets anons?
>I say string of death by police shootings where they 'dindu nuffin' will incite a riot then a riot like the LA riots.


Last thread question still wondering, nights young!

KEYS NIGGA

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>>132406884

>Day crew says watch yo keys

>there is an open key!

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Yo, day shift

>white chihuahua got loose from the dog park

White Chihuahua on the lose

How many fucking fires are there right now

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>>132406664
cheers

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>>132406664

>>132407253
is dat sum kinda cy-fer?

>>132407314
>grill on fire on the front deck

One more than there was.

>ems for female infront of "bubblegum"

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Robert scratched at his scars. They were itching, which he figured must mean it was about to rain. He raised the remote, clicked a button, and the shades raised to reveal that it was, indeed raining. He lumbered towards the window, with the neon signs shining through the blinds, only showing his glaring eyes. Chicago, or Chiraq as the junkies called it. A city full of fear and misery. "Home sweet home." He clutched his whiskey with his other hand, raising it to take a sip before returning it to its place on the table. As he glanced around his apartment he was struck with how normal it looked, still. The lamp posts from outside the housing projects dripped their sepia paint into the dark canvas of the night. Architecture hadn't gone far in the past ten years, whereas technology had gone farther than anybody could have ever imagined. Without looking he took his glass of whiskey back into his hand, swirling it about and listening to the sound of ice on glass. Yes, technology had gone far. He downed the remaining alcohol and stood, marveling at how he wasn't woozy yet. After all, that had been his sixth.
As he strolled towards the door, he had to remind himself of the days when six glasses would have put him on the floor. It had been a while. Not everybody remembered the days when alcohol affected people. Now, even kids could drink it.
Before leaving, Robert grabbed his black trench coat, and USP45 he called "Betsy". He felt the metal chassis slide across his hand before inserting a magazine. He blew a kiss to his Asuka body pillow. "Best girl" he said, as he gave a wink to her smiling face, before the light from the hallway closed on her as he left.
Robert opened the door into the hallway, glancing at every door number he walked past. He made his way downstairs. Outside, the cold air caressed his face. He checked his keys, radio static..."5 black males drug dealing at Hyde Park." Robert lit his last cig in the box. He pulled out Betsy and cocked the hammer. Showtime.

>>132407357

What's the cop silhouette from

Evening, Roberts!

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>>132407716
Robert crossed over to Hoyne Avenue, moving swiftly through the shadows of the alleys to get to Hyde Park. It was 4th of July, and Chiraq takes the opportunity to celebrate the night with gunshots instead of fireworks. As usual the police had their hands busy, more than ever before on a night like this. Which is why Robert felt an obligation to do something. He had been kicked off the force a few years back since the Homan Incident, but that was the past. He didn't need a badge to save lives. To serve and protect. The public has a fundamental misunderstanding about the role and capability of law enforcement. It's mainly the "protect" part the public puts too much faith in. The police do not protect. They cannot prevent. They can't be there before the gun is fired, they can only chase the thug who fired it. Only a fool puts his safety in someone else's hands. Especially one to trust the demons that run this city. And if Robert ever needed more proof, here it is...the Cobra gang, drug dealing a smuggled foreign substance straight from the drug refineries of Tajikistan known as "Dank Meme", right in Chicago's backyard. And the authorities have no idea. In the middle of a park that is six blocks from an elementary school. The worst feeling on the battlefield of this city is this one: the feeling you have underestimated your enemy. It is a cold wash across your skin. Like blood loss. It's pure instinct, and it is absolutely to be trusted. "Praise thee His name, Lord Kek, to bless me on this mission." Robert whispered as he clutched his Pepe amulet. He opened his eyes again, to notice a woman buying drugs from the Cobras on the basketball court. It was Sienna, Sienna Ricchio. The temptress that belonged to Big B, leader of rival gang, the Disciples. He couldn't believe it. What is she doing out here? She always stayed with her own group. Was this a peace talk? Territory negotiation? Espionage? Whatever it was...time was running out.

>female overdosing on heroin

Its only 7 pm and already a heroin OD.

>Female OD on heroin

>>132407815
stuff like this doesn't happen in your country?

its literally almost time roberts, hang in for a couple hours and the battle royale will start.\

Give me (you)s with your prediction of how many dead by 12am in chiraq

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>>132407883
Robert had to find the lead to where this drug trail would take him, and cut the source at the top. Like a lion diving for his prey, he leaped from the rooftop overlooking Hyde Park, with the moon behind him, lighting his path to redemption.
"Listen shawdy, I'm finna make a trade wichu. Dis shit is fo someone else. Ya hear?"
"Hol up baby daddy, just let me have a piece of dat, I hear you be makin' all kiiinds of stacks on dat magic."
"Don't fuckin touch me you ight skin thot."
"Yeah, you betta get cho ass outta heyah befo we bust a cap in yo mouth. Annit wonbe lead if you know whatta mean."
"Eyy ya'll keep her busy, Ima check if he coming to pick up da stuff."
He struts across the court. Around the park. Gunshots mixed with fireworks can be heard from afar. Too much noise. Too much darkness. He doesn't hear it fall to the ground. He approaches his Cadillac parked in the alley. He looks for his keys to open the trunk. He doesn't notice they were picked up when he dropped it. He doesn't even see someone sneaking from behind. He doesn't even see Betsy pointed at the back of his head. He doesn't move when Robert says "Freeze, or I give your car a paint job."
The Cobra thug stays still, smacking his lips.
"if I woulda known it was you comin ovah, we was brought da whole squad to fuck yo snitchin' honkey ass up you fuc-"
And down he goes, with one quiet hit. Falling backwards, he grabs the thug and gently lowers him down, picking the dropped glock in his hand. Robert pulls out the car keys to open the trunk. He tries each one of the five keys, until the last one gets it. He opens it, only to find...5 police badges and one radio scanner, broadcasting the same line he has been listening to. No, it can't be. He felt the presence of a gang behind him. A gang of impostors. He walked right into this.
"You've always been careless, Robert. We knew you would show up to this call. After all, we know you come out at this time to play hero. Drop the gun."

>>132407906

There were some earlier as well. I've been listening since around 1pm EST.

>ER trauma dragged last night by Irene.
>person with a gun 7300s kambel
>parolee reg. sex offender.

First time /cpd/ can i get a rundown?

>>132408017
Im gonna lowball at no more than 8

>>132408096
The block is hot

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>>132408035
He knew he got played, and played well. Robert carefully lowered and placed the gun on the ground as he heard the collective cocking of pistol hammers behind him. He raises his hands and rests them behind the back of his head. How could he be so careless? Judging by the familiar sounds, these were standard issue Chicago PD firearms. The familiar voice came back to him. This wasn't the Cobra gang. It was the undercover Chicago police force. "Good boy." And leading this corrupt pack of degenerates was none other than Detective Gibsme Datt. A native of Chiraq, a product of city corruption, a former member of the Black Panthers, and Robert's former boss. Robert slowly turned around. Datt had Sierra in a chokehold, with a gun pointed at her neck. She was unconscious. "You see Robert, I am a man of business, and it just so happens I get to take down 3 stones with one bird, tonight. And you're the 3rd stone."
"Don't you mean the 3rd bird?"
"Fuck you, I ain't got time for this shit."
He points the gun away from Sierra and aims it at Robert. Good, going along as expected, Robert thinks to himself.

>>132408096
Check yo keys

>>132408096
This is a warzone. Robert is a hero, sassy is sassy. male black is ....a male black.

>>132408017
That'll be about a baker's dozen, Ed

>>132407993
Nope, I'm greatly entertained!

>>132408096
The hero Robert (currently Adam) faces off against the villian Male Black who is a general rascal. Other things occur but they are merely sideplots.

>>132408096
Sleep well knowing that ROBERT is out there thwarthing the swarthy rogue MALE BLACK

>Shaquita

>>132408017
I have no hope for these animals. 20+

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>>132408214
"You're coming with me alive, boy. The commissioner will give me a big fat paycheck and a promotion for catching Robert, the traitorous fugitive who was caught selling Dank Memes to schoolkids in Hyde Park, while assaulting an undercover cop on duty. You, a former cop and a white man, who killed and raped this Disciple slut, for fun." The other goons laugh and smirk in unison at each other. "A crime that will incite yet another race riot in the city that will force the jury to throw you in jail where you will be raped by Disciple gang members until you rot and die of old age. Speaking of which, this will start yet another gang war where my men and I become even more armed and valued than before. All while the papers call me a hero, as they name you a demon."
Robert takes it all in, quite bored of the lecture that he hears.
“Gibsme, I still haven’t introduced you to an old friend of ours.”
“Are you fucking trying me, whiteboy?”
“I said, I didn’t introduce you to my old friend. You forgot about her.”
Robert gestures to the glock he dropped on the pavement. “I’m returning what doesn’t belong to me.” And kicks the pistol over to their side. They all look confused.
And they all look dead when they see Betsy. Within a series of flashes, all 3 goons are dead, and Datt is disarmed as he chokes on Betsy. Sierra is still unconscious on the ground next to him. Robert is bleeding from the shoulder through his coat. Surface wound, where the bullet grazed him. Datt was lucky, lucky to not have shot better, otherwise the interrogation would be even worse for him. Robert grabs his undercover prop outfit by the collar. “Listen here, nigger. I don’t have time for this shit either. Tell me where the drugs are coming from. Who is the source? Where is the distribution of Dank Memes coming from?”
Robert pulls Betsy out of his mouth. “…f-fuck you whi-“ Robert smacks Betsy across his face. Hard.

WATCH YO KEYS OR SASSY GONNA WHIP THAT ASS

>>132408216
Just checked

SHAQUITA

also

>EVERYONE TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR KEYS

sassy is being sassy but wait till she gets VERY sassy

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>>132407780

>man with AK47 type rifle.

>>132408035
>>132407883
>>132408214

I love the fanfic. Is it all original?

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>>132408017
19
At least 5 rapes too.

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>KEYS

How is an Adam different from a Robert? Does Robert only come out at night?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlN6GRtcWMo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1re01NZCt8E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN_oWWkPzJQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbKp8OV6F64

>>132408096
you picked an exciting first day. you're going to be spoiled

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>>132408096
Crabby is an unconfirmed milf.

>>132408466
Datt is bleeding profusely from his mouth and nose. Barely seeing through his bruised eyes. This questioning has already gone on for twenty minutes. “TELL ME. I’M NOT FUCKING AROUND.” Another smack across the head. From the first thug who had recovered. Robert falls to the ground beside Datt, knocked out cold. “Neither am I.” The first thug picks up his keys and glock from the ground. He helps Datt up from the floor.
“You okay, boss?”
“Get off of me”.
Datt pushes his grunt as he stumbles to his radio, switching the signal from Chicago PD to a private line. He raises the radio to his mouth, and pushes the key. “…Carl…it’s Gibsme…we got him.”
Robert woke up a time later, hanging upside-down from a meat hook next to what he could only assume was a cow, although this wasn't really his element. A voice came from behind him.
"So. I hear you don't like how I do business."
The voice was the smooth sound of a man assured of his power. As Robert struggled, he caught a glimpse of Sierra hanging two hooks over. His eye was swollen shut, and something was throwing off sparks near his chin. Blood dripped from a wound on the side of his head onto the concrete floor. Robert twisted as much as he could to get a look at their captor.
Unassuming was the man that stood before him, in a tailored three-piece suit that seemed immune from the bloody environment. He held a cane out in front of him, clearly not necessary for walking but absolutely vital to his image. A slight cocky grin dominated the man's face, and his eyes told Robert only one thing. I am in control here. Robert spat at the man's face, but it fell a bit short and landed at his feet. As he gathered another shot, a real one rang through the air. Robert could barely see the man who fired it, standing behind the boss. He mentally traced the trajectory to see where it had landed, square between Sierra’s eyes. From the sound of the shot, it was Betsy being used by someone else.

>>132408679
yes. robert is night shift

>>132408679
Adam is dayshift and Robert is nights

>>132408770
Ok. For some reason I thought Robert was out 24/7.

What are keys?

>>132408714
A lot of shit in general on radio tonight. Gotta check the military shortwave channels too with the norks acting up

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>>132408735
"Now that I have your attention, how would you like to make a deal?" The smooth voiced man was unperturbed by the death, whereas Robert was doing everything he could to swing himself closer to Sierra, whose unswollen eye had opened at the gunshot and now stared dead into space. A swift strike of the cane hit Robert in the cheek, and he did his best to face the monster before him. Now was not the time to fight.
"What do you propose?” Scumbag… Robert thought, spitting blood out onto the ground.
"You stop following me, and start going after the people behind this." The man punctuated each word with a slight swing of the cane. Robert’s eyes narrowed as he felt he rage building up again. "You're behind this! Bringing this drug into Chicago. Selling the Dank Memes over TO CHILDREN.”
"Oh Robert, you don't really think I'm the only one behind this? You've got to understand that there are bigger things at play here." The man suddenly looked put upon. In his public image, he was said to be in his mid-thirties but in this state it was clear he was much older. It didn't do much to subdue Robert’s rage, however. The man was concealing his face completely in pitch black darkness. A rotating motion of light and shadows projected against the far side of the wall, as what little light seeped in through the industrial fan to the corner of the room was hiding from the man with the cane. Robert bit his lip for a minute and finally came up with a reasonable response, one that had a chance of getting him out of here.
"What's in it for me?"
TO BE CONTINUED.

what was last year's forth of july like for Robert?

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>>132408721

>>132408845
It means that they have an open mic. You have to 'key' the button on the radio attachment that they have attached to their shoulders and sometimes they get stuck transmitting which causes a lot of white noise and can disrupt communication between dispatch and other units.

>>132408820
dispatch was using Robert and Adam this afternoon

>>132408845
When they say check your keys someone accidentally has their speaking button pushed down fucking up the whole frequency between robert and sassy

>>132408570
Yes, and if it gets good feedback then I will write up a second chapter. Glad you enjoyed it.

>>132408845
When a radio mic gets stuck open, it blocks other officers from talking and lets everyone hear the room said open mic is on. Sassy and crabby are very territorial of their air waves and get very upity very quickly at poor Robert.

>>132408975
Kek. Who's Robert now? I've always seen these threads, seem fun, but I can't participate since I have no computer

>>132408865
Do you know of any good SDR sites besides utwente? I got banned and i havent given enough of a shit to call my ISP to get a new IP/

I wonder if crabby and sassy know that they're famous

who here /sassy/?

Damn, I love these threads/streams.

>>132408925

At dusk they chimp.

male black at it again

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>>132408865
never heard of it. i'll def check it out. this scanner gets pretty hot tonight too

>>132409116
Chicago police know we listen. I'm sure they know since a few of us talk about sending them flowers for Christmas now and then. We people are even going for autistic OC.

>>132408969
Who is better at managing their keys? Robert or Adam?

>>132409078
Robert is the hero of chicago.

>male black outside harassing customers on a bike

its only the beginning of male black's journey tonight

>>132409078
Pretty sure its the general callsign for CPD nightshift

Is that sassy w the keys?

>>132409080
Unfortunately no besides just getting an actual radio

>>132409255
Adam fucked shit up all day.

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>>132408096
The run down

>>132409272
Kek

guys what is the dispatch address i wanna send sassy flowers or some food

>elderly man in wheelchair in east bound lane

>>132409080
Lol that happened to me so I emailed the owner and he unbanned me.

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>>132409417
STOP HIM

>>132406664
It's chicongo, it'd be a statistical anomaly if there weren't.

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>>132409078
>Who's Robert now?
I love this infographic

>>132409333
Too bad. I guess he just doesn't have to deal with all the shenanigans of Black Male as much as Robert does.

>>132409386
give them fame and ruin a good thing

uh oh

gang disturbance time

>>132409213
AHHHH! I posted that last night, lol

guys please i want the address of dispatch I wanna send them food

>>132409603
I dunno. Male black has been pretty bad this whole afternoon

Male Black got his hands on some dynamite?

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>>132409419
Can you please post the email? i cant even get on the site.

>Sumtin wrong wif em?
No shit hes requesting an ambulance

>>132409650
nice flag cuck show yourself, you clearly dont respect robert or sassy

>>132409333
I noticed that, Robert is pretty well trained by dispatch, Adam is nothing but hot keys. Overnight shift knows things can go real bad real fast

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>>132409727
kek nice. I sniped it from a nigger hate thread about a week ago, been droppin' it here ever since.

>>132409891
I'll take up that challenge. Murica! muh freedom day!

>>132409870
If you think that there aren't low priority calls or worthless calls all the time you're crazy. Im not surprised if they question the nature of the request

>>132409765
I'm sure if you google Chicago Police radio/communication center you can find it

>>132409419
email please, why was he banning people anyway?

2 hours till robert hours.

>>132410042
You get autobanned for swearing in chat.

>>132410014
Oh no I didnt mean it like it was automatically important but whether hes crazy or injured or making shit up theres obviously something wrong with him

>>132409778
Lol. I only just tuned in. I occasionally drop into this thread and listen to the scanner, but knew that I had to do it tonight.

Got a feeling shits gonna go down soon. The natives are restless.

>>132410138
no shit?

>>132410138
fuck, how do i go about finding his email?

Also thanks for the quick reply.

HES HERE

>>132409386

Send lots of food. It is a massive building with tons of workers

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should i listen to the rest of the alex jones show or robert? what do you think would be worth more keks anons?

>>132410045
kek

All these key holders out of town on 4th of July weekend, shocking.

>>132410317
Robert

>hear robert for first time
>immediately followed by 2 burglaries and a battery

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>>132410317
you know what to do Robert

>>132409891
easy there, buddy

>>132410317
Robert. This is going to be the purge soon enough.

OH SHIT
LARGE PARTY WITH FIREWORKS
SIRENS IN BACKGROUND

>>132410389
>>132410456
God Bless America
>except for the south side of chicago

>>132410093

Robert hours start at 10, it's 7:23 in Chicago.

HA HA

Shots fired, male shot

>>132410262
Be careful with this...sassy and crabby might be secretly lurking and make an approved system of donation.... We'd end up having ever roof korean take out ninja there every night.

>be first time on /cpd/
>shots fired within 15 minutes of listening

>SHOTS FIRED

>MALE SHOT

Did someone just laugh in response to a guy getting shot?

>>132410545
10-4 Adam

Did Nelson just show up?

>>132410664
it sounded like nelson from the simpsons

Nelson Muntz lmao

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Male black down

>man shot
>simpsons ha-ha laugh out of no where

>>132410641

Shots are fired frequently in Chicago. Especially on the 4th of July.

why don't people in chicago talk shit to the police on their channel?

>>132410641
that happens every 5min. Trust us, you'll know when it gets /real Robert hours/

>>132409846
>>132410042
>>132410237
[email protected]
I got the email from his personal webpage from a the university he works at and the SDR is based at when I was banned.
Be apologetic and say you won't swear in chat again and he will probably unban you. Provide your IP too. This worked for me within a couple of days.
Good luck.

>>132410817
there are more entertaining ways to get arrested

>>132410817
I think the FCC rams it up your ass for anything to do with radio

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How many people got shot today? (Pic for attention)

>>132410723

Speaking of witch, is the knockout game still a thing? Haven't heard any incidents in a while.

>>132406382
i see this thread every day and have never posted.
i always have the same question...who the fuck is robert?

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>>132410641
we got us a virgin? you need to do some reading Robert, you will shake your head
heyjackass.com <--required reading

>>132410627

Do they seriously know about us?

>>132410817

Most of us have respect for the police.

Doesn't mean we like them, we just respect them.

Also I don't want to get my ass rammed by CPD.

how many pizza should satisfy sassy?

>>132410912
>which
are you a chicago public schools graduate? dropout?

so what happens to /cpd/ when the state of illinois goes bankrupt in about a month and can't pay cops?

>>132410880
>>132410883
they won't know who is doing it unless they are actively looking for them

>>132410641
It's a holiday just after the welfare checks roll out with plenty of noise cover to disguise shots. There's going to be a LOT of shooting. Maybe we'll even get a appearance by that FBI car with the automatic rifle in the trunk some Male Black carjacked friday night.

>>132411078
Planet of the Apes

imagine we were British
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMPH2gGpCYE
Be proud to be an American

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>>132410817
we've had some "howler" come onto the police channel one night. they were getting to roll out the geek squad to find him. That and someone, maybe a Robert, has come onto the radio and played "Blinded by the Light"

>>132410869
many thanks

>>132411078
we take up the mantle of Robert.

>>132410983
How much money do you have? She sounds like a big woman (Where it counts)

>>132411078
ATF comes in and it happens

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>>132407993
not in the last 800 years.
but in the good old days...

("The Vikings are saving women and valuables from the burning buildings, because all the men in this village have suddenly died.")

>>132411176
You're welcome. Hopefully you will be unbanned in time to hear Skykings when the Norks make their move.

>>132410931
well the night the two cops got shot, the channel had like 14k people listening, so I'm sure they are aware people listen

>>132409213
https://youtu.be/iqKcv3tmfGc?t=3m36s

>>132410931
Yes. They almost never say things about it. bBut they have said things like "hello to the thousands of people listing too" in the past.

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>I can't tell if it's a firefight or just fireworks
The fact you have to wonder just goes to show how fucked that city has become thanks to the nig nogs. What's your estimate body count for today /pol/?

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>>132411141
Fuck the automatic rifle... We want the werenigger

>>132411229
i'd spend 200$ on pizza for them, just dont have the address, obviously waiting for real robert hours

just got here anons. what have i missed?

>>132411419
An OD, some MALE BLACKS shot, and general niggering

>>132411419
Fires, Fires everywhere

>>132411419
Chicago shenanigans apparently

>>132411145
>>132411193
>>132411234
im legitimately looking forward to the world going down the crapper cause i know this board will be producing comedic gold on a constant 24 hour basis until our power grids go down and it eventually boils down to the last 2 anons keeping the jokes going until our god finally turns off the lights

>>132411285

I meant to say do they know about the threads? They always have at least 500 listeners so they know people listen.

<stable, you mean good

>condition?
>stable
>so you mean good?
ahahaha, STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION ROBERT!

>>132411547
and then all threads will be in chinese

>>132406382
Is this the comfiest thread on /pol/?

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>>132411530

>>132411547
We need radio fags to teach us how to meme when the interwebs go down.

GET READY FOR A SHOOTOUT

>some thing something
shootouts

>>132411078
you discount just how much cops love to power-trip. they'll do it for free.

oh shit someone stole a doggo

I had two mini Kekistan flags in my flower box on my deck and somebody stole those. Should I get Robert on the case?

>>132411697
yep. maybe not when the trump speech starts tho, but then shortly after that again, yes.

>>132411744
Shoo shoo. This is about CPD who are paragons of justice and virtue

>>132411698
WTF MY COMPUTER STARTS MAKING NOISES WHEN I OPEN THIS FUCKING GIF WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT

>>132411719

In a park. This is why you stay the fuck out of Chicago parks at night.

>>132411775
Fuck that asshole, seriously.

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>>132411377
Because cops always eat pizza from unsolicited sources in the city where some of the residents want them dead.

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>>132411698

Beaner looking to make a doggo burrito?

>>132408369

can we break 3 digits by 12am boys?

>>132411700
i have a cb but all i ever pick up is mexicans.

>>132411840
this is why i don't even live in IL anymore

>male black in sweatpants standing on the bridge with a gun

>>132411865
You'd be surprised...when I was an MP at least one person would eat whatever random shit people gave us for free.

>>132411141
Wasn't the rifle recovered?

>>132411793
Is there any potential evidence for who took them? It's not a big enough theft for them to do much.

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>>132411530
Very nice. I remember seeing this graffiti just south of the city when I took an Amtrak to Chicago to see a Bears game.

>8:30 PM EST
>suns going down
>ricans setting off fireworks already
>blasting spic music for hours
fucking spics in my neighborhood make me sick

>>132412116

It isn't, though.

>>132411832
Same here. An extremely high pitched ringing. WTF.

>>132412075
Nah, unfortunately no. I assume it was one of my neighbors. They didn't touch anything else. I just ordered one of those Ring video doorbells for my back door though and when it comes I'm gonna put my 3' x 5' Kekistan flag out there instead and if the SOB comes back for that I'll have their mug on camera and have the added bonus of getting to yell at them via the Ring app.

Sandniggers!

>>132412181

Eh, somebody does it in every neighborhood.

In mine, it's black people. In Uptown, it's former frat bros clinging to the glory days.

>>132412184
What do you mean? It may not have been directly south but it was certainly on the way there.

>>132412229
be sure to call them a nigger

>>132411840
I banged a girl by the farm part of Lincoln park at like 2am one night

Car pursuit?

>>132412314
I think it's just some thin-skinned, ass-blasted 'fuck white people and fuck Drumpf!!!' college kid based on me living near Loyola.

>>132412363
Toppest of keks

>>132412229
might want to wire them up too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVKC0egDBpk

>>132412288

Lol I mean it isn't the murder capital of the US. I believe you as far as where it was.

>>132412288

The pic is from Logan Square, Across the street from The Owl.

>>132412229
>trusting apps

>>132412286
True, these spics just want an excuse to drink Coronas and blast their shit music.

>>132412447
yeah yeah, I'm sure the Ring video doorbell is a CIA spying device, but it's going to be outside so I don't care.

> Is that a question or are you telling me that?

>>132412181
Kek. last night it was nonstop fireworks until 10:30 in my neighborhood.
Its probably going to be the same tonight. With them setting up the mortar ones right next to my house, causing the launch to be louder than the firework itself is.

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>>132411352
>werenigger
out of all the times posts and content on this site has made me laugh.
This the the very best one.
God bless these threads and PD

>>132412363

Lincoln Park is a nice place, but even there I'd be wary.

>>132412386

626 nigga

>>132412459

They do it every day, though. I kind of like it.

>>132412507
better than nothing

>>132410817
people do, but not often, or for long. with all the towers now it is easier to track down signals and you don't want that headache

>male white harassing customers
/pol/ btfo!

>>132412562
Yep! 60626 here. Rogers Park.

>Robert can't wait fifteen minutes for them to come block the street off, he's doing it now
>Male white harrassing customers at the Walgreens

>>132412514
Does that mark off sassy dispatcher on the Chicongo Bingo board?

>>132412553
you never heard the story about "The Goat"?

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>>132412459
>>132412181
Who ever thought a tuba and an accordion would be a good combination? Fuck that music.

>>132412647
Sounded pretty sassy to me

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how many of you already left chiraq/shillinois and are just here for teh smug keks?

>>132412634

Me too. Won't say what area, tho. Hard to be a known /pol/lack these days.

>>132411700
check local paper/community ed for amateur radio classes. Technician class is easy as heck, and you don't need to know morse to get it anymore. You can find beginner rigs at swap meets real cheap and you're gtg

>>132412754
Can u do this legally?

>>132412953
Sort of. Depends on the state but largely cops wont pursue you from what Ive seen

>>132412864
i hear that. i'm out of state and won't even say where i'm from originally here.

>>132412953
you can where i live. fuck if i know as far as shillinois goes.

>>132412420
Oh, lol. Yeah, I think that dubious distinction belongs to New Orleans. At least a few years ago it did.
>>132412432
Thx for location

>Can't control the seven year old

>>132412953
no
you cannot.

>>132412953
some states are passing laws that basicly say someone wants to block the road like this and impede traffic, if they get run over, it's their own fault and the driver can't be charged or sued, BLM btfo

>>132410045
kek
equal opportunity offender

>>132412864
Nobody would ever suspect me by looking so I'm okay

>>132413092
yea, but you should probably do it anyway.

>>132412662
never heard of it

>On the sidewalk playing with himself
Lol

>male white, standing on sidewalk playing with himself

White dude jerking it in public. Thats the way to do it

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>autistic son
>getting physical with her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA

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>>132412662
Story time plz

>>132412754
That's more satisfying to watch than it should be. You can tell those spoiled little shits never expected someone not to bend to their tantrum.

What about in say...california and oregon? Basically Cuckwest

>>132413125

Same. I don't have the greasy, virginal look or the shitty fashion sense.

>>132413058

Got a career and shit to protect.

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>>132413182
oh it was a good one, especially when the dispatch used his spanish street name and gave the translation

>>132412953

Different from state to state. Get a dash cam. The second they start pounding on your car or if they try the door handle, floor it. You can at least argue self defense.

>>132413275
irk

>>132413287
do what i did and leave IL forever while you still can.

>>132411141
>holiday just after the welfare checks roll out with plenty of noise cover to disguise shots
also, fairly warm

>JUST GET IT DONE

>>132413337
>dash cam

Good idea Robert, funny enough when I first was driving through lower Oregon, i saw middle eastern/poolooers buying on from a Loves stop.

Hmmm

>>132412662
El Chivo!

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>>132413312
damn that's great, never change chiraq

Who here remembers the call where a woman jumped out her boyfriends moving vehicle got struck by another passing vehicle and lost her leg?

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>>132413437

I moved here for work less than a year ago from a shittier state, and I've got some other long-term connection here I won't talk about, so I'm I'm stuck here riding out the crisis.

This thread needs more pics.

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>>132406382
looks like OP abandoned thread. should i start baking?

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Happy 4th of July, motherfuckers!!!

>>132413605
Yeah, i was in that thread

Also, does anyone remember the helicopter chase that ended with two niggas jumping in a river and not resurfacing? (or am I mixing two things together?)

>>132413657

Sure

>i made a boo-boo
>dispatch just stays quiet "...ok"


>someone is critical.
>forearm (arterial wound?) and ankle

>>132413648
baad decision

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>>132413605
I've spent too much time in these threads

>>132413648
>from a shittier state
how is that possible?

>>132413744
I think that was the same night kek! They were on the run from a couple officers and hopped off a bridge into a river, dumb nigs probably drowned

>>132413770

Eh, we'll see. I prefer city life to life in the country or a small town.

It's just the state finance stuff that scares me.

>Black male with bottle of grey goose

stolen

>>132413826

Well, I could be from Oklahoma. Or Missouri, for fuck's sake.

>>132413928
>>132413826
Hahaha, I was going to say Oklahoma as a shittier state too. I grew up there, now live in Chicago, can definitely say that even with its issues, Chicago blows any place in Oklahoma so far out of the water it's not even funny

>>132414017

Chicago is actually a wonderful city, as long as you cut the South Side and parts of the West off of it.

>>132411654
хyй тaм.

t. survived 90s in Russia

>>132413872
i hope you have a bugout bag and plans for being unemployed without government assistance through the winter with niggers rioting.

>>132413928
>>132414017
see, people bitch about the corner of Ohio I live in, but I try to tell them "we got it breddy good here" and you guys just reinforce that belief for me

>>132413853
And the old hispanic lady who went from door to door pissing on the doorstep

>>132414169
let's not get hysterical, he just has to stay out of the battle zones

>>132414146
>can't translate that

badass

>>132414140
Agreed. Beautiful lakefront, great food, great rail system, a good free zoo, beautiful parks, super walkable.

>>132414146
I've heard stories of 90's Russia. Absolute insanity.

Is OP still here? We will be looking at new bread soon. If not I'll throe the ingredients together

>missing 16 year old girl.

>>132414482
he's gone. i've got dough in the oven anon :D
almost done

>>132414169

Lol I can just go stay with family if shit gets really real. I think shit will be fine as long as you're not a MALE BLACK and/or living on the South Side.

I have been telling my partner, though, that we need to be looking at real estate that is more isolated from the welfare-collecting community (in so many words, she would not tolerate "racism"). I don't want to have to look for housing when rent is up at least 50% anywhere safe from gibmedat riots.

>missing, 16, girl

Feels bad man

evening Roberts
ready for some well-behaved african gentlemen doing african things

>>132414586
Thank you Robert! this things is moving at light speed

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>>132414586
the bread rises!

>>132414588
at least you have family to fall back on. i just hope they're out of state for both your sakes.

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its counting down time folks
hell night it upon us

Hopefully the nignogs blow up the mexicunts car with that gay ass "music"

>>132414724
that post just murdered a baby seal

>>132414586
https://pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ

put this in it so the maker can have it forever be in the thread

>>132414756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG7lQ1Ok8XM

>garbage can on fire

>>132414752
about 50 min.

>>132414807
tl;dr
can anyone confirm this isn't bait

>dispatch making UFO sounds.

>>132414756
any word on this supposed green light the Mexican Mafia put out on all Latin Kings?

>>132414981

Safe, just a long story with 147 views

>>132414981
>https://pastebin.com/bSryX4qJ
its Robert FANFIC
not bait, just a short story with ending TBD

>>132414981
scroll to the top and read it yourself....it's posted in this thread.

FIGHTING THEIR GRANDPARENTS?!

>gun fight in the street
>grandchildren fighting grandparents

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>>132414875

>>132414807
nevermind. i skimmed a bit. seems legit Robert

>fire in the alley

have we started the fire

>>132413872
there are cities in non-near-bankrupt states, too

>>132413744

Didn't the dogs find one hiding in a bush on the river bank?

We could probably use new bread now, if you got it post it anon

We hit bump limit, lads. Who's baking?

>>132414301
>can't translate that
"no fucking way"

>fresh bread

>>132415426
>>132415426
>>132415426

>no further

>>132415426
>>132415426
>>132415426

Robert

>>132415443
No, no it was always burning since the world was turning

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>>132415550
see
>>132415585

>>132414588
>(in so many words, she would not tolerate "racism")
you need this book:
>>132408946

>>132409891
>Fascist not backing the police

easy there.