ITT: We post things europoors can't have >Pic related:

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pic related i live in a house like this in the middle of the desert

>>132404208
Freedom

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Crippling obesity

>>132404208
>Americans must obtain a so-called "fancy booze licence" from their local sheriff to consume any alcohol other than Coors, Budweiser or Miller

>Americans are encouraged to become obese, as the extra fat serves as protection from gunfire

>Americans are implanted with a special microchip at birth which sends a moderate electric shock through their bodies every time they acknowledge that they lost in Vietnam

>Americans refer to the metric system as "The Forbidden Knowledge"

>Americans are shot dead by North Korean border guards in their dozens annually during attempted guerilla attacks waged with the intention of "getting revenge for Pearl Harbour"

>Americans who find themselves in the presence of Israeli Jews must perform a "submission hoedown." This involves a highly choreographed dancing performance demonstrating the American's subordinate position to the Israeli. The hoedown ends with the American loudly proclaiming "YOU DA BOSS, YEE-HAW!!"

>Americans refer to Type 2 Diabetes as "The Burden of Manifest Destiny"

>Americans visiting Auschwitz are frequently reprimanded for attempting to restart the ovens for usage with their reheatable Holocaust-themed packed lunches

>American babies are "vaccinated" with shrapnel in order to ward off mass shootings

>American children are required to undergo the "McDonald's Initiation Ceremony" on their fifth birthday, where they are taken to their local McDonald's and must ritualistically consume every item on the menu before reciting all the advertising slogans in chronological order

>Americans actually confuse atheism as a religion and actively wish to ban it

>Americans parental controls in DVDs is hitting their children over the head with a rock till they enjoy what there looking at.

>Americans believe that god is their flag and burning it releases a demon called communism that will take over their children's minds.

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>>132404208
>things americans will never have
Pic related

>>132406375
Yeah, Northeast has that kind of view. Try again.

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>>132406726
Zadar sunset
Described as the most beautiful sunset by many poets.
Does America have authentic Roman, Venetian buildings?

>>132406993
>Does America have authentic Roman villages?
Thats possibly the most retarded question I've heard all day. Good job Croatia or whatever-the-fuck, you win.